Scenario of a humorous New Year's program for adults. Scenario for a New Year's evening of relaxation for adults “To the clink of glasses we say Happy New Year

BACHELORETTE PARTY AT THE SNOW Maiden's.

There is music before the evening begins. The presenter comes out dressed as the Snow Maiden and sings “Ah, this evening” to the soundtrack.

Snow Maiden: During the day, the city is like a city, and people are like people around.
But at New Year's hour everything suddenly changes here.
Let the candles be lit and there are no empty seats in the hall,
And everyone is looking forward to New Year's miracles.
Chorus: Ah, this evening, the crafty magician, forever dressed in a purple tailcoat.
The candles will go out, love will go away,
but in New Year will come back to us again.
Snow Maiden. Good evening! Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
The beginning is like a fairy tale, I sneak up, like shhh, quietly, don’t scare him away, do you hear? (steps in the snow), here, here it is, it will happen very soon! Like what, you don't know (sharp music), (turn around) of course a miracle!!!
The river of time is flowing, and _____ a year has already passed... Inexorably and excitingly, a new one is coming, _________. And again, magical dreams and indescribable feelings of anticipation of extraordinary miracles and fabulous events await us. Wonderful and the most main holiday- New Year. And this holiday is always associated with hopes for miracles and magical fulfillment of desires. But your wishes can really come true. This will happen not in a fairy tale, but in reality, just as it happened and is happening to many people. And since life provides us with many opportunities every day, we just need to meet the chance halfway and not stop it from coming true. It is in the New Year that you can attract money and luck into your life or attract a loved one to you. During the New Year, the energy of desire intensifies many times over. Before the long-awaited 12 strokes strike, we will all write our wishes on pieces of paper. And believe me, they will definitely come true, you just have to believe in it very strongly.
I greet all our dear guests - Snegurochka! I invite you all to visit me for a fun New Year's holiday! And our ___________________________ will help me guide you along the mysterious paths of music, dancing and lively entertainment!
Dear friends, I suggest you fill your glasses and empty them to the bottom for your magical fulfillment of desires.

ABBA'S SONG "HAPPY NEW YEAR" SOUNDS.

Dear guests! Your friends, colleagues, and loved ones are sitting next to you. Smile at each other! Smile with all your heart!
You all know very well that how you celebrate the New Year is how you will live it. Therefore, holding our magical holiday depends on your participation. Forget all your problems for a while and give your loved ones and friends, good mood.

Today you can and should dream. And even if it’s not winter weather outside, But looking out the window, imagine that there...0 – (Snow is spinning)

And that at full speed...1 – (New Year is rushing towards us - disco Crash)

And what today...2 – (New Year's - Serduchka)

And only for you, for your wonderful team...
3 – (A Christmas tree was born in the forest - Balagan)

We will congratulate each other, and like making wishes in childhood, And we will have for this... 4 – (5 minutes)

And your wonderful leaders will call on you more than once...
5 – (Go for a walk - Karmanov)

And they will remind you more than once...6 – (So ​​pour it - Orlova)

One of the guests will definitely propose a toast...7 – (Let's drink to love - Nikolaev)

And the other guest will say...8 – (I raise my glass - Kirkorov)

And everyone will support him with pleasure, because on New Year’s Day we must definitely drink...9 – (For our ladies - Trofim)

Then, as in the fairy tale Cinderella, when the chimes strike 12 o’clock, we will all make a wish and say to each other...10–(We wish you happiness)

Then we will call Santa Claus and he will answer us...11 – (I hear - disco Crash)

Then the real thing will begin...14 – (Gulyanka – Serduchka)

And this New Year's Eve, all women will stop claiming that...
15 – (We are all women bitches - Allegrova)

And more than once, addressing their friends and colleagues, women will say...16 – (Little by little - Kukarskaya)

And then they will be happy and say that everything will be fine now... 17 – (Good - Serduchka)

And looking at each other they will see stunning...18 – (Sex bomb)

Again the leadership will take the floor and make a festive toast, with the wish...20 – (Let there be no tears and sadness)

And of course...21 – (So ​​that everything definitely comes true - Rotaru)

During a friendly feast, after toasts have been made, you may have the desire to sing an old but wonderful song...
25 – (The reeds rustled)

And after the song is sung, someone will push the neighbor in the side and say... 26 – (And you call your friends - Suruchana)
And there will be cheerful dancing, and faces will glow with joy. But …
Of course, the evening is not endless, the holiday will melt away like smoke, But happy and tired, you will return home.
And someone, waking up in the morning, may feel like this... 27 – (Hangover)

Looking out the window, he sees that outside the window...
28 – (Snow is falling - Uspenskaya)

And then I will remember this holiday, and how with friends... 29 – (We walked all night until the morning)

And suddenly he hears...
30 – (WITH good morning, beloved – Mityaev)

What does he answer when he's sleepy... 31 – (Don’t rush, dear – Vaikule)
(Life is already spinning me - Rotaru)

And the following words will melt any, even polar, cold ice... 35 – (Losing my mind)

And in the next moments, only one song will sound for two...
36 – (I love you to tears - Serov)

And a new day will come, and happy man will say...
38 – (Happy New Year - Korolev)

HAPPY NEW HAPPINESS!!!

Dear friends, let's celebrate together Old year with his troubles and sorrows. Let's fill the glasses and drink to the bottom, and I hope that with the last drops of the sparkling drink, all worries and grievances will leave you.

Music pause

Leading: Yes, the New Year is an extraordinary holiday in all respects, but you cannot go to the future without remembering the past, it is impossible to forget those warm and joyful moments, which the outgoing year gave us, because for many of us it became significant both in work and in personal life.
Therefore, we propose to say the main toast for the outgoing _______ year to your beloved boss and simply wonderful person __________________________.

(toast)

Leading: Now let's pay tribute to the passing year. What it was like for each of us, now we will sum up the results of the ________ year.
Let him raise his hand
Who experienced a career takeoff (promoted)
Let him send an air kiss
Who has been lucky in love all year (kiss)
Thumbs up
Who has celebrated success more than once! (finger OK)
And turn your fingers down
Who squandered the capital, (Down)
Come on, wave your hand
Who got a grandson, granddaughter! (wave)
And stand side by side
Who gave birth to a daughter or a son (stand up)
Let them clap their hands
Who new home I bought a good one! (clap)
Those who got married got married
Shouts “Hurray!”, we will hear you!
And raise your glasses up,
Those who worked hard
They worked without sparing effort,
Who brought the salary to the house?
Who's having fun at the banquet?
In spite of all the crises in the world
Who looks forward joyfully
Happy good New Year!
Toast! Over the past year!

Musical break.

TALE-PERFORMANCE “THE FIR-STREET WAS BORN IN THE FOREST”

Characters: Christmas tree, Blizzard, 2 Snowflakes, Bunny, Wolf, Peasant

Snow Maiden: Dear friends! New Year's evenings are always magical and fabulous, because it is in these moments that wishes are made and come true, a wide variety of miracles and transformations occur, and it is on the New Year that a FAIRY TALE comes to us. A FAIRY TALE has come to us!
But, let's first!
.
1. 2. In a clearing in the forest, almost at the edge of the forest, a small Christmas tree was born, it grew, grew, and became such a beauty that it’s impossible to tell in a fairy tale, not to describe with a pen….
3. Of course, the Christmas tree sometimes felt sad, especially on long winter evenings, and then the blizzard sang its lullabies to her.
4. Sometimes the blizzard got serious and the snow fell in flakes... (Snowflakes enter) Snowflakes fell on the Christmas tree, on its branches, on the very top of the head.
5. The Christmas tree had many friends, but the hare was the biggest friend - long ear, he often visited the Christmas tree so that it would not be bored.
6. And sometimes he came running to check on the Christmas tree gray wolf, the bunny, of course, was hiding under the branches of the Christmas tree, but the wolf had no time for the bunny, he was in love: (and here: Blah blah blah... cut for the wolf)
7. But then one day, at such a moment, a horse’s neighing was heard through the forest, the wolf was so frightened that he also hid under the branches of the Christmas tree...
And it turns out that a little man galloped into the forest to cut down a Christmas tree.
Yes, and he cut down our Christmas tree, right down to the very edge!!!
And so our decorated Christmas tree came to us for the holiday and, as usual, brought a lot of joy to the children!!!
Round dance around the Christmas tree under Balagan.

BLOCK OF SANTA CLAUS.

Ved: That’s all we have today – a Christmas tree, guests, Olivier, and music. Only there is no main New Year's hero, DM. For some reason he is late. Although you know, every year DM becomes more and more absent-minded, forgetful, and hard of hearing... He probably walks around the city and doesn’t know where to look for us. How can we help him? I suggest we greet him with fireworks. Do you agree? Then let's rehearse!
The left side of the hall is red fireworks - you will clap your hands.
The middle part of the hall - yellow– you will stomp your feet loudly.
And the right side is blue– you will shout “HURRAY!”
So let's begin. Red! Blue! Yellow! Together! (game with spectators)
Well, let's meet D.M. you are ready, all that remains is to call him. Let's call him loudly - loudly so that he can focus on the sound? Traditionally, this needs to be done three times. Let's start! (Santa Claus!)
And now the fireworks! Red! Blue! Yellow!
Santa Claus enters ("Santa Claus comes out")
DM: Did you call grandpa?
WITH: Called!
DM: Hello, kids, girls and boys! Wow! I have never seen such a big boy before! Listen, little guy, how old are you? A? I can't hear well! Come on! Thirty? Why then did you come to the matinee without a child?
WITH: DM! Well, every time you confuse everything! We don't have children's party, and New Year's Eve for adults.
DM: What bad luck! And I was preparing, learning rhymes, songs... Well, forgive me for not wearing a tuxedo!
WITH: So what, you only have a children's repertoire?
DM: Well, why for children? I have every repertoire... (walks around the hall, meets girls, makes dates)
WITH: Grandfather, let's move on to the New Year's theme.
DM: Come on, granddaughter. For some reason everyone is standing, not dancing... Let's dance.
WITH: And during the dances, the one who finds himself in front of the DM bag takes out one thing from there and puts it on himself.
"Dancing in Russian"
DM: Oh, and we danced well! And how elegant everyone has become! Just a treat.
WITH: Yes, Grandpa is good! And now I will ask you to take your seats. And Grandfather, sit down, are you tired?
DM: Oh, Granddaughter, I’m tired... I’ve become old, but I’m still young in mind!
Dancing and singing is good. However, my gifts will be received by those who are smarter and braver! I didn’t have a damn thing to do for a whole year, so I sat there, composing children’s riddles.
WITH: For example?
DM: Here's a riddle:

1. I come with gifts,
I shine with bright lights,
Elegant, funny,
I'm in charge for the New Year! (Christmas tree)
2. Not porridge, but boiled;
Not a ball, but rolling;
Not glass, but beating. (Egg)
3.Not a model, but slim;
It’s not the sole, but the footprint that leaves;
Not clairvoyant, but transmits thoughts.
(Pen)
4. Not a lapdog, but a curly one;
Not a spouse, but a caring one;
She’s not an artist, but she takes part in soap operas.
(Washcloth)
5. It’s not a cannon, but it shoots;
Not the sea, but foaming;
Not a clown, but gives a good mood.
(Champagne)
6. Not a newspaper, but opens;
Not a spectator, but a clapper;
It’s not the toastmaster, but the one who creates the festive mood. (Clapperboard)

Those who answer correctly receive gifts from DM.

FUN "NEW YEAR'S CHANTS".

DM: Oh, I'm feeling kind of hot.
WITH: What, grandpa, should I blow on you?
DM: No, it won’t help... But if our guests would respect the old man and sing me my favorite song...
WITH: Friends! What do you think is DM's favorite song? Of course, “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.” I need 4 volunteers.
Let's continue the competition
We're starting the song contest.
We sing about the Christmas tree, about the slender one,
But everyone will sing in their own way

We sing to the tunes: “Black Boomer”, “Vladimir Central”, “Districts, Quarters”, “Black Eyes”. We choose the best performer with applause. Reward - Say New Year's greetings.

Game “I’ll hold on to the staff”
The task of the participants is to come up with the most successful continuation of the phrase, naturally, holding onto... the staff of GRANDFATHER COLA.
For example: I will hold on to the staff,
Happy New Year to everyone, friends!
or
I'll hold on to the staff
Everyone cheer for me, etc.

This can be done in several ways. Or when people actively absorb food at the table (i.e. does not leave the tables), then Santa Claus walks around the tables
to those who want to come up with a sequel. Or (if several groups hang out in one cafe) A competition is held for the wittiest team.

WITH: Friends! Listen, this Christmas tree invites everyone to dance.
Let's see what tunes are in Santa Claus's bag.

Horoscope.

Dear guests, or rather, the true hosts of today’s wonderful holiday, dear friends! Some time ago, you and I didn’t know and didn’t know about all sorts of predictions, signs and zodiac harbingers of our immediate and boundless future. Now horoscopes are published in all printed publications and are read by special uncles and aunts on all radio and television channels. To our joy, the Symbol of the New ________ Year - the Horse! Let's meet!
Horse enters. Under "Christmas tree and candles"
Our dear, respected horse, tell me, what does the coming year have in store for us?
The horse pretends to read a horoscope. (Horoscope (voiced))
1, Aries
2. Taurus
3. Gemini
4. Cancers
5. Lions
6. Virgos
7. Libra
8. Scorpios
9. Sagittarius
10. Capricorns
11. Aquarius
12. Pisces
13. Conclusion.
WITH: Thank you Horse for such good predictions!
DM: Yes, I'm glad! It’s no sin to raise a glass for this!

Toast from D.M. and Snow Maiden.

WITH: I wish you happiness, good luck to the people, live happily
D.M.: Happy New Year everyone!
WITH: Sunny days May the weather cooperate! Health and strength
D.M.: And Happy New Year!
WITH: Love is stormy to you, like spring waters! Tender hugs!
D.M: And happy new year!
WITH: Let your income be worthy! Pockets are full!
D.M: And happy new year!
WITH: And it’s great for you to walk with the people! Glory to the holiday!
D.M: And happy new year!
D.M.: I say goodbye to you, my dears,
Until next year.
I would like to wish everyone health, success,
Less sadness, more giggles, smiles and laughter!
“FROZEN SONGS”
Leading. Friends, your help is urgently needed. It is necessary to “unfreeze” the songs. I call last words lines, you need to know the song and perform this verse.

1 Christmas tree - grew - slender - was (Song “Christmas Tree”: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest, it grew in the forest...”);
2 icy - creaky - wall - prickly (Song “Winter”: “The ceiling is icy, the door is creaky...”);
3me - distance - horse - February (Song “Three White Horses”: “And they carry me away into the ringing bright distance...”);
4 an elegant one - lower it - with a chocolate one - treat us (Song “Christmas Tree”: “Lower the elegant branch, lower it, treat us with a chocolate fish...”);
5 frost - wires - blue - star (Song “Blue Frost”: “Blue, blue frost, lay on the wires, in the dark blue sky...”);
6 brought - Frost - I look - thank you (Song “ It's snowing”: “Probably the good Santa Claus brought my love to me...”);
7 minutes - they sing - to the light - this (Song “Five Minutes”: “I’ll sing you a song about five minutes, let them sing this song of mine...”);
8 centuries – seas – bears – earth (“Song about bears”: “Centuries float past, sleep under the ice of the sea...”);
9 young - into the distance - palm - make a wish (Song “Snowflake”: “When a young year comes, and the old one goes into the distance...”).

NEW YEAR'S CHILDREN'S RHYME COMPETITION.

The contestants go down to the audience and for 3 minutes search among them for someone who remembers a children's New Year's rhyme (of course, the viewer should not be a child). Connoisseurs of rhymes gather on the podium near the Christmas tree and recite them, receiving a sweet prize from their Snow Maidens. The fur coats of the contestants who completed the task are decorated with a silver snowflake.
NEW YEAR'S COMPETITION "DANCE AND TWIST"
A stool with a large tray is placed in front of the contestants, on which there is a saucer with unwrapped caramel. There are candy wrappers next to the saucer. The melody of the song “Chink bells” sounds, the contestants dance and at the same time wrap caramel in candy wrappers. Once the music stops, the wrapped candies are counted. The winner is the Snow Maiden, who will have the largest amount of caramel in candy wrappers on her tray - her fur coat will be decorated with a silver snowflake.

DANCE – GAME “FRENCH QUADRILE”.

Leading. Be so kind, don't leave, please. Let's plunge into the atmosphere of the New Year's ball of the 19th century. At that time, “French quadrille” was very fashionable and popular. Four pairs of dancers stood in a circle, the dance master announced one or another figure in the quadrille, and the couples, enchanted by the music, indulged in the dance.
So, let's perform "French Quadrille", but in New Year's style! There are four figures in the dance.
Figure one “Round dance”: stand in a circle, hold hands and move in a circle... (Participants in the game move in a circle in a round dance.)
Figure two “Snowflake”: join your right hands in the center of the circle and continue to move in a circle... (Participants in the game move in a circle “snowflake”.)
Figure three “Christmas trees”: break into pairs, raise your right hands up and spin in pairs... (Participants in the game spin in pairs, depicting “Christmas trees.”)
Figure four “Blizzard”: break the circle and move like a snake one after another... (Participants in the game move around the hall like a “snake.”)
But, be careful, during the dance the order of the figures will not be observed. Maestro, music!
Light, simple music sounds, to which the host conducts the game “French quadrille”.
Surprise – the game “Songs in a Hat”.

Leading. (With a hat in his hands.) There are different words in this hat. You take them out one by one, read them, remember and sing lines from songs where these words appear. But the songs should be about winter, the New Year holiday. You can contact the guests of our evening for help. Santa Claus begins.
This game is no longer for the characters, but for the participants of the evening. Therefore, both Santa Claus and Father Frost activate, first of all, the public. The hat contains the words: Christmas tree, round dance, frost, horse, ceiling, frost and others.

NEW YEAR'S CHANT.

OUR TEAM TODAY
LOSHAL MEETS HERE
YOU NEED TO DRINK FOR THIS!
WE DON'T OBJECT!

WE ARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVENING
WE MAKE A WISH

We carry interest and love for the New Year holiday throughout our lives, there is something bright and childishly joyful in it, from it we expect gifts, miracles and special fun. What's the fun without New Year's games, competitions, fairy tales with dressing up and funny entertainment?!

New Year's games, competitions and skits are the same obligatory attribute of the holiday as a Christmas tree, champagne and gifts. After all, the New Year is a time of general joy; time when you want to make noise and play. Don't deny yourself - have fun! Moreover, everyone wants to move around a little and have fun after the New Year's table, which is traditionally generous with all sorts of goodies and drinks!

Ready-made scenarios for conducting quests. Detailed information can be viewed by clicking on the image of interest.

Entertainment program for the New Year 2019

We offer you a wide variety of New Year's entertainment, which can be viewed using the links. They are suitable for corporate events, home parties, and for a close group of friends. There are a lot of games and competitions, and you can easily create an interesting entertainment program from them.

To save time, we suggest purchasing collection “Entertain the People for the New Year? Easily!"

The collection is intended:

• for leading festive events
• for employees of organizations who are planning to celebrate New Year's corporate party on your own, without the involvement of a toastmaster
• for those who are going to hold a New Year's party at home
• For active people who want to have fun and have fun throughout the New Year holidays with family, friends and relatives

The proposed games, competitions and sketches will be more than enough for you not only for entertainment program for this New Year, but also for future New Year holidays!

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Contents of the collection“Entertain people for the New Year? Easily!"

Skits and impromptu fairy tales included in the collection

The collection includes funny sketches and impromptu fairy tales, the plot of which is connected with the wonderful New Year holiday. All sketches have funny and original plots; in addition, the texts are well edited, and for impromptu scenes there are signs with the names of the characters, which is very convenient for the organizer of the festive program; It is also provided that when printing a specific scene or sheet of signs, nothing unnecessary is printed. Here brief description sketches included in the collection:

Guests from Italy at the New Year's party(a very funny costumed New Year's greeting with original text). Little preliminary preparation is required. Age: 16+
Happy New Year, or let's drink to happiness!(impromptu fairy tale with chants, presenter and 7 actors; everyone else present also participates). Especially suitable for corporate New Year celebrations.
Beauty and the Beast, or the Wrong Fairy Tale (funny impromptu fairy tale, Presenter and 11 actors). For any conscious age :).
New Year's story in the forest, or Love at first sight(small impromptu fairy tale, presenter and 6 actors).
A long-awaited gift(miniature pantomime scene, impromptu, from 1 to 3-4 people can take part in it). The scene is universal, suitable for both children and adults.
Magic staff(New Year's theatrical skit, costume performance for adults, Storyteller (reader) and 10 actors). Long (at least 30 minutes), but at the same time An interesting funny scene with an original New Year's plot. Advance preparation is required. Age: 15+

Collection format: pdf file, 120 pages
Price: 300 rubles

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“TO THE RINGING OF A CRYSTAL GLASS!”

Presenter 1: Good evening, dear friends! Good winter evening everyone! Another year has flown by - making noise outside the windows of our house.

Presenter 2: We see him off - some with sadness, and some with relief: he was different for different people. And life goes on. This means that there will be new joys, new sorrows, everything will be in our lives. But what more is up to you and me.

Presenter 1: But in the old days there was a belief: in whatever mood you celebrate the New Year, that’s how it will be.

Presenter 2: So let it be happy for all of you! Smile more often! And then there will be goodness in your home, love will come to you and happiness will settle! Happy New Year to all of you! Let's open our hearts to the future and smile with a kind, radiant smile!
Presenter 1 And so, once again - good evening!

Presenter 2. Good hour!

Presenter 1. We welcome you all!

Presenter 2. On this New Year's holiday, we are glad to congratulate you!

Presenter 1. Let's start the holiday together,
Answer in unison!

Presenter 2. Keep your answer short:
Only "YES" and only "NO"
Presenter 1. Do you recognize us friends? (Yes)
Santa Claus and Baba Yaga? (No)
Well, kikimora then? (No)
Evening hosts? (Yes)

Presenter 2. Will we celebrate the holiday? (Yes)
And receive gifts? (Yes)

Presenter 1. Set fire to the Christmas tree together? (No)
Shall we all eat some sweets? (No)
Let's smile then
Shall we all have some fun together? (Yes)

Presenter 2. As always, we have for you
There will be many mischiefs!

Presenter 1. Let's have a noisy rest,
Songs to sing and dance!
Presenter 2.A magical holiday is approaching, which not only children, but also adults are looking forward to with interest. Isn't it? And his name is New Year! “What is there to be happy about? You’ve aged another year,” the skeptics will say.
Presenter 1. “But miracles happen on New Year,” the optimists will object to them, and they will be right.
Presenter 2.Take a closer look, because there are so many miracles in life:
The birth of a new life;
Polar night with northern lights;
Salary paid on time;
Teetotal husband...
Won by chance large amount money, or for example a trip to the Canary Islands?
Presenter 1.By the way, would you like to go to Sochi to a resort this year? What do you say in response: “yes” or “no”?
Presenter 2. Drink five-star cognac on an empty stomach for a whole year. What do you say then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Would you like to live all year without bonuses and without benefits? What do you say in response (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if your salary is increased a hundredfold, what will we hear then (YES)
Presenter 1.Don’t you want to get caught in trouble all year long? What do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if you relax with someone in the Canaries, what will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Would you like to live all year without stress and worries? What will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 2.Well, if you wait for New Year’s troubles all year long, what do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 1. Let's celebrate the New Year together without sadness and worries! Agreed? Then we uncork the champagne bottles and fill the glasses. After all, our meeting today is called: “To the clink of a crystal glass.” And even if our glasses are not so crystal, will this make our meeting and this first pre-holiday toast any less pleasant?
Happy New Year, isn’t it time for us to open the champagne and pour a full glass for everyone present? What does the New Year bring? The smell of tangerines And a cheerful round dance In streamer ribbons. Today I want to wish everyone my friends, Don’t bring a year of problems that can’t be solved! Happy New Year! Isn't it time?... Well, of course, it's time! Raise your glasses! Happy New Year everyone! Hooray!
(Everyone raises their glasses.) (a song is performed to “Moscow Windows”)
Here we are again gathered together, And our faces are filled with smiles. Sing along with us quickly, To make it more fun, Let's warm the winter with our friendship. – 2 r. The New Year is knocking at the gate, May it bring a lot of happiness. And good luck and success, And cheerful, friendly laughter, And hope and warmth for everyone - 2 rubles. Let the lights sparkle here and there, We wish you happiness people. You have been dear to all of us for many years, And there is no dearer than him - Our friendship unquenchable light. – 2 r. This light will warm us on the way, With friendship it is easier to overcome difficulties, And you hurry to the light of its rays, As if on a date with your youth. – 2 rub.
Now that our souls are becoming happier every minute, it would be useful to announce the rules for this evening.
The first paragraph here reads: That our winter evening is open!
Today it is forbidden to be sad - We will take out everyone who is sad!
Play, sing in this hall, this is why you were called.
Rule four - don’t be sad, sit less, dance more!

The next part of our evening of relaxation is called “New Year's Horoscope”. We chose this name not by chance, but with the goal of finding out the forecast for _____ year, each other and our loved ones. And to begin with, I ask you to greet each other with applause... /applause/.
Notice which hand was on top - right or left? Right hand on top. These are people of a logical mindset who cannot be fooled by chaff. These are our minds, our bright heads. Left hand above. These are emotional people, they perceive everything through their hearts. These are ours creative personalities. Who clapped straight. And you are very versatile individuals. You can successfully engage in both scientific activities and art.
And now I ask you to clasp your hands. Thumb which hand is on top? Left. Look at them and remember - these are dangerous people, especially in moments of rest. They are prone to coquetry and seduction. Right. And these are those who successfully cope with any coquetry and seduction.
Please take the “Napoleon” pose - arms crossed on your chest. Look which hand “dipped” from above. Left. Your difficulties in the economy are understandable. You are hardworking, disciplined, responsible people, but money is not kept in your pockets. Right. Oh, so many! And these are all the future bosses! With which I congratulate you! You see how easy it is to learn about each other.

What can we expect from the new year? What will happen? What to rejoice at and what to fear? The horoscope makes the following forecast:

ARIES– You can move up the career ladder significantly if you forgive past grievances from colleagues and relatives. Pay attention to detail. And this - especially in April - will allow you not only to increase your income, but also to improve your happiness.

TAURUS– Finally, luck will smile on you! The dim prospect of career growth will become a reality. Close people with their own problems will require your attention - do not refuse to help them, the costs will pay off handsomely. At the beginning of spring you will find out what it is true love(married ladies will be pleasantly surprised by their own husband).

TO GEMINI– The main task is to take advantage of the achievements of the past year and build on the success – there is a chance that your savings will multiply. Refrain from unnecessary spending, gambling, dubious financial enterprises– you can burn out. From April 12 to May 10 there may be romantic relationship, about which you dreamed.

CANCER– The coming year will be much more prosperous than this year. You should not change your place of work, study, or specialty unless absolutely necessary - it is quite likely that you will be able to improve your financial situation by the fall without too much fuss. In May - June you have a chance to meet a person worthy not only of love, but also of an engagement ring. It is better for married people not to travel far or for a long time.

LIONS– An excellent year for your career; you will be able to realize your ideas, and your superiors will appreciate your merits. From the beginning of the year until spring, your relationships with your loved ones will be difficult. But in the last days of summer, success awaits you on all fronts.

GIRLS– In your affairs of love there is a storm of passions. But who said that this is bad? Everything at work will be stable and prosperous. There is no need to try to jump over your head, everything will come on its own. August is a favorable period in all areas of life

LIBRA– In your work you may be faced with a choice between prestige and money. Oddly enough, any decision will be successful - you will achieve exactly what you want. It's time to bring order to your affairs, comfort in your home and take advantage of the new opportunities that will open up for you.

SCORPION– Relax and don’t strive for sudden changes.. Work calmly, make sure that expenses do not exceed income, avoid parties, exotic trips, any risk. You shouldn’t make expensive “bargain” purchases: you can make a mistake... But everything will be just fine in the family. Communicate more with relatives, old friends, colleagues - this will make it easier for you to solve many problems. And at the end of January, love will fill your life with new meaning.

SAGITTARIUS– You have an extremely successful year ahead. Things will go uphill, and material benefits will follow. Fully realize your ambitious ambitions, lead your colleagues and spouse, in general, command the parade. You will be able to get everything that you lack.

CAPRICORN– The coming year It will be more difficult and interesting than the current one. It is possible that your management will change and for
To achieve success, you will need new knowledge. Don’t be afraid to change - this will ensure your well-being and peace in your family.

AQUARIUS– You will have an unusually successful year - you will be able to succeed in your service, pay off debts, solve financial problems and realize your ideas. For this purpose, you may have to take a responsible post at the beginning of autumn. In personal and family life and everything is completely cloudless.

FISH– The year will be happy for you: you will be able to climb the career ladder, strengthen your authority in the family, but your income will not grow much yet. The year will be calm and successful, without major difficulties. Unless you create them for yourself, being too carried away by solving the problems of your friends and relatives. Don't forget about yourself, and your horizon this year will be cloudless, and a new meeting could mark the beginning of a long love.

Well, after all of the above, I suggest filling the glasses!
Friends, you didn’t come in vain
He's about to knock on our door
So long-awaited, beautiful
And a new year full of hope
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's be friends
Let's drink the champagne to the bottom!

Let them accompany you everywhere
tailwinds for you
Let love warm you
Be happy - hooray! /"Hurray" everyone picks up/
May not be with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
We are still glad to meet you
Be happy - hooray!

Let time run, rejoicing
Because now it's time
Games, dancing, kissing.
Be happy - hooray!
We wish you to have fun
Right up until the morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - hooray!

My friends, we can’t sit there forever. Time to stretch your limbs! And they will help you with this fun games and dance music!

GAME.

Gentlemen, have you ever thought about this question: is it difficult to be a genius? No? But just think about what it’s like to be ahead of the rest - to invent, design, compose, write, draw, play? How much hard work and diligence is needed to develop ordinary human abilities to the level of genius? Or is it simpler? As one of the characters in the film “Spring” reasoned: “What about scientists? It's easy for them! I sat down, thought about it, and opened it!” It’s just that Pushkin was born Pushkin, Einstein was born Einstein, and Tchaikovsky was born Tchaikovsky. For example, have you ever tried to turn a block into a beautiful sculpture? In vain. I already see Michelangelo in you! We urgently need to compensate for lost time and do this, especially since Michelangelo himself said that you just need to take a piece of marble and cut off everything unnecessary from it. We are unlikely to find marble now, so we will conduct creative competition called "Carving on... an apple"! What is needed for this? Well, first of all, as you guessed, you need two apples. Here they are. Now we need apple lovers and strong teeth. Everything is extremely simple! / make a sculpture from an apple. Whoever is more original, similar and faster is the winner/
(Game block)

(CARAMEL, NOTE PAPER, 2 – SPOONS, CONTAINER – PAN)
Dear friends, who remembers what kind of toast we made? And after what toast is it customary to serve hot food? /…/ Well, as I understand it, we will not agree on a single opinion. Why don’t we actually order something hot now? This does not mean that everyone should get up and go to the bar. Moreover, we don’t have it. I propose, with a little imagination and dexterity, to prepare here and now a dish called dumplings. I dare to hope that the ladies and gentlemen in this room remember how, in childhood, the whole family made dumplings together? Now you can just go and buy them in any variety and size. So let's test the rest of your dumpling making skills. Who's brave? (2 pairs. We are divided into “sculptors” and “throwers.” “Sculptors” wrap the caramel in note paper (dough) and pass it to the “throwers.” “Throwers” ​​place the dumpling on a catapult (a box of matches with a spoon across), located on stools , and throw into a pan (common), which stands on the floor 1 - 1.5 m from the stool. Who throws more dumplings.) I congratulate the winning team. This applause belongs to her. Well, now we need to pour some hot food. And the toast is just ready.
In the New Year and frost is not frost, In the New Year and snow is not snow. If your nose smells booze, then a blizzard is not a blizzard. On New Year's Eve, salad is not salad, And port wine is not port wine, but nectar. And the needles that fly from the Christmas tree, straight into the pile - a divine gift! On New Year's Day, the best toast is the toast that friends are twice friends! Well, let’s all stand up to our full height, We can’t help but drink to our friends! (pause)

And now, while we are taking our alcohol break, I will ask my assistant to carry simple-looking pieces of paper around the hall. But be careful! Your future is in your hands! Since this prediction is prophesied by the Oracle himself!
Attraction "Oracle"

And now I would like to inform you about a new discovery of astrologers and modern magicians. Everyone knows the zodiac, Chinese, flower horoscopes and Druid horoscopes. But now it has appeared new horoscope– horoscope of cabinet or office workers.

Born from January 1 to February 20.
Your symbol:"Table"
Next year you will become the best support for your work colleagues and loved ones in serious matters. However, try to at least sometimes succumb to worldly temptations, and not waste all your energy on work.

Born from February 21 to March 10.
Your symbol:"Chair"
Next year you will be recognized as the most conscientious and responsible employee. However, be vigilant if morally unstable individuals appear among your friends.

Born from March 10 to April 20.
Your symbol:"Closet"
Next year is waiting for you material well-being. And if you follow the advice and be more open and generous with others, your position in society will improve and you will make new friends.

Born from April 21 to May 20.
Your symbol:"Computer"
Next year you should special attention pay attention to your health. Beware of viruses! Otherwise, your business will go uphill, and
your abilities will be noticed by others and appreciated
superiors.

Born from May 21 to June 20.
Your symbol:"Fax"
Good luck will accompany you throughout the next year. However, be careful to avoid gossip and backbiting.

Born from June 21 to August 10.
Your symbol:"Telephone"
Next year you will experience some troubles related to work. At the same time, this will be a year of new acquaintances and amazing adventures.

Born from August 11 to September 20.
Your symbol:"Lamp"
Next year you will bring a lot of light and joy to those around you. Everyone will be glad to meet you and your warm friendship. However, try to avoid overexertion, stressful situations and overload at work.

Born from September 21 to November 10.
Your symbol:"Organizer"
Next year you will find many useful contacts. Try not to miss a good chance that will definitely present itself to you.

Born from November 11 to December 31.
Your symbol:"Electric kettle"
The next year will be happy for your personal life and friendships. The energy in you will literally boil. However, try to think about work at least sometimes.

The evening is in full swing, but we are missing someone. Who do you think? (viewers answer: Father Frost and Snow Maiden)

Right. The best Father Frost and Snow Maiden can be “raised” in your own team. I announce democratic elections. So, I need a man from each table. We will choose the most dexterous and attentive of you.
(dance in a circle of chairs)
Please come to me. Remember and tell any children's New Year's poem.
(man talks)
Now I need a woman from each table. We will choose the Snow Maiden. (dance in a circle of chairs)
You also need to remember and recite any children's New Year's poem.
Thanks to everyone who participated in the elections. Dear guests, give the contenders for the post of Father Frost and Snow Maiden your applause.
Thank you. And now we ask you to leave with my assistant to put on your appropriate attire.
(applicants leave)

And while our heroes are preparing for their debut, we will send a telegram to Grandfather Frost. I have already compiled the text, but I forgot to write “adjectives”. So we need adjectives from you.
(The presenter writes down all the spoken adjectives in a row on the form, then reads aloud what happened.)
“…………………………… Santa Claus! All……………………. The guests are looking forward to your ………………………. arrival New Year is the most………………….. ………………… holiday of the year. We are in …………………………… mood to sing for you ………………….. songs, dance …………………. dancing! Finally, the ………………….. …..New Year has arrived! How I don’t want to talk about ………………………. work. But we promise that we will work …………………………. and receive only …………………….. …salary. So quickly open your ………………… bag and give us ………………….. gifts. With respect to you, …………………… aunties and ……………………… uncles!
We wrote and sent the telegram, now it’s time to call Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. Well, let's shout: One, two, three - Father Frost and Snow Maiden come! (everyone calls Father Frost and Snow Maiden. After the third attempt, Father Frost enters the hall and reads the text prepared in advance)

Father Frost: Hello, hello my friends!
I came to your holiday:
Seventh year of the new century
Over these two millennia!
I'm so tired of everyone (to my heart's content)
Happy New Year to you!
From century to century, from year to year
Wishing you a hassle-free life!
As soon as you don't get bored
In my winter holiday straight from the seats
Yelling heart-rendingly “Santa Claus!”
Did I step on your tail?
And everyone is so happy...
It's like I'm here for the first time!
Damn, are you waiting for some gifts?
It would be better if we drove it to the store!
Everyone is happy with a freebie here,
But I'm not your wholesale warehouse.

Leading: Grandfather, why are you angry? Oh, where did he get enough already?
Apparently, he celebrated his holiday before us. Where did you leave the Snow Maiden?

Father Frost: Don't be afraid! It won't be lost.
Now he’ll finish his smoke and come.
/Snow Maiden comes out/
Snow Maiden: Here I am! Grandpa, hello!
Did you congratulate everyone or not?

Father Frost: Congratulate yourself. I'll keep quiet...

Snow Maiden. Why am I doing this?! Don't want.

Father Frost: Aren't you stoned around the corner?
Or maybe she caught a cold?
/sings to the tune of the song “Oh, my poor pipe fool”/.
Oh you, my poor one, oh Snow Maiden,
Smoking has made the little figure thin,
Maybe you should see a doctor?
Snow Maiden: I don't want anything!

Father Frost: You, Snow Maiden, are cute to me,
Decent people are looking at you
Start dancing around
Snow Maiden: Well, grandpa, go ahead!

Presenter:
Have fun, honest people,
Sadness - well, not a little bit!
Let's start a round dance,
“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”!

(everyone gets up in a round dance and sings a song)

THEATER-EXPROMT

And now we will put on a performance,
But first, let’s count together:
1, 2, 3 – Santa Claus, of course, you.
4.5, – You will play the wolf.
6, 7, 8, - We ask you to play the Christmas tree.
9, 10 – You are a bunny,
Cute and sweet.
11, 12 – time to call it a day.
The pig is the symbol of the year,
Try to play it.
Are the spectators there? Oh, sure.
The count is over. The actors are all on stage.
Selected actors act out
New Year's fairy tale.
A fairy tale, a joke tale,
Telling it is not a joke.
So that from the very beginning
The fairy tale was enough for the soul,
So that all the people are in the middle
She left her mouth agape,
So that no one: neither old nor small -
I didn't fall asleep because of it.

In the ice palace high
Red-nosed, blue-eyed
Once upon a time there lived Grandfather Frost...
He worked hard:
He waved his arms
Covering the rivers with ice,
Blown north and south,
It was getting frosty all around,
I painted patterns on the windows,
To make it pleasing to the eye,
I lit the stars in the sky,
The Christmas tree was covered with snow;
He placed the Bunny at the Christmas tree,
He forced her to guard her.
Zainka galloped under the Christmas tree,
Like an autumn leaf trembling.
Behind him is a toothy gray Wolf
(Wolves know a lot about Hares).
He ran with his mouth open.
(You wouldn't fall into the hare's mouth)
And sometimes our Christmas tree
She hid the hare from the wolf:
The branches were lowered low,
She didn’t let the Wolf in to see the Hare.
Wolf hungry for the moon
Howled through the veil of blizzards.
Sharp fangs clicked
And he looked at Elka.
The hare pressed against the Christmas tree,
And green needles
They tickled his belly
Paws, nose and behind the ear...
The wolf walked around the Christmas tree,
Like a toothy crocodile.
Finally, having smoked shag,
Arranged a showdown for the Christmas tree:
“Once again you will hide the Bunny,
You will pay with flammable resin...

I'll take you to the market
And I’ll sell it to anyone,
To stand on New Year's Day
Not in the forest, in a strange corner..."
“Oink-oink-oink,” came the sound behind the bush.
This is a dear, kind Hog -
Warm heart, tough temper.
He began to protect the Christmas tree,
Grunt at the Wolf, scold him.
He takes the wolf by the tail:
“What, you got caught, they say, a scoundrel!
You shouldn’t offend the weak!”
The wolf broke away and ran.
But Frost overtook him -
Poor Wolf almost froze to death.
But Elka felt sorry for the Wolf,
And warmed me in its pine needles.
“Soon it will be New Year -
Will we forgive his people?
The wolf repented instantly,
He became sweet and humble:
He kissed the Christmas tree's paws,
Called Moroz “dad”
Gave the carrot to the hare
And he invited me to dance.
And I bowed to Borov,
Apparently he weighed everything well:
Borov has a year to reign,
You have to be friends with him!
The moral of this story is:
There must be a clear head
Before getting down to business,
Weigh all the pros - and act boldly!
Today we are “for” – fun,
“For” is a slightly intoxicating potion,
“For” – Happy New Year,
May he bring joy! (All)

Dear friends! So that you have at least some memory of our evening, other than a hangover, we decided to hold a comic lottery for you. So:
To make the holiday even more fun - the New Year's lottery begins. Hurry up, hurry up Play the lottery, Because in the lottery You can experience happiness! /the assistant hands out numbers. A lottery draw is taking place/

Leading: Don't let the faces be sad
I invite you to the dance circle!
Let's have fun, friends!
In this wonderful winter hour!

/dance break/

TOAST Friends! On this wonderful evening I want to make one more toast. I ask you to raise a glass to tomorrow's economic paradise, in spite of today's price hell, to the future genius of your children, to your beloved wives, in spite of television beauty contests, to your husbands, despite the fact that they do not look much like Schwarzenegger and Alain Delon. Despite adversity, despite worries - smile! Not to survive, but to live! Just live! Just believe! Just love!

/alcohol break/

TOAST. Many people suffer from unrequited love...for themselves. Fortunately, we are not like that. So let's drink to us - we are the only ones here! Let's drink to our modesty, known throughout Europe! Here's to us being great!

ENDING.

And now, so that the anti-hangover doesn’t remain unemployed for tomorrow, let’s consolidate all the congratulations and raise a glass. And the toast will be like this:
Tired old year
You've been with us too long!
We will remember you now
And we take you to the gate.
Take the trouble with you
And sadness and loss,
So that we don't have them
In the coming year!
And they had a generous table,
Circle of friends, family and loved ones,
Beauty, health, strength
And good luck one hundred percent!

/PAUSE/

No matter how sorry it is, it’s time for us to say goodbye... We are leaving to meet again. Finally, let's raise our glasses to hope, faith, love! We say to everyone: "Goodbye" -
The time has come to part.
And at this late winter hour -
The last dance is for you!

THEATER OF MINIATURES
“Once upon a time on New Year’s Eve...”

The characters of the fairy tale (11 actors), hearing their names, say:

CURTAIN“SH-SH-CHIC!”
CHRISTMAS TREE“You can’t reach the top of your head, that’s how tall it is!”
HARE“One, two, three, four, five - the bunny went out for a walk.”
SNOWFLAKES“The snow is spinning, flying, flying!”
SWORD-TRAISHER“Assa-zhika!”
IVAN TSAREVICH“Hut, hut, turn your back to the forest, turn your front to me!”
SNOW MAIDEN“It’s not my fault, he came to me himself!”
FATHER FROST"Happy New Year! Fuck you!
RIGHT HEAD of Snake Gorynych“I want to eat!”
LEFT HEAD of Snake Gorynych“I want a woman!”
THIRD HEAD of the Serpent Gorynych“I don’t care!”

Action one:
Curtain. In front of you is a snow-covered forest clearing, on which stands a slender, slightly pensive Christmas tree. Crossing his eyes and confusing his tracks, the cowardly, slightly pensive Hare jumps.
White and fluffy, slightly thoughtful Snowflakes spin in a slow round dance.

Act two.
Curtain. In a snowy clearing, a thoughtful Christmas tree shakes its branches. The hare dances around the snowflakes. The Snow Maiden comes out into the clearing. She jumps merrily, makes snowballs and tries to hit the Hare. Ivan Tsarevich appears. The Snow Maiden, exhausted by life in the forest, and Ivan Tsarevich, who has kissed all the surrounding frogs, meet their gazes, their hearts beat faster, and they immediately fall in love with each other.

Act three.
Curtain. Suddenly thunder rumbles, the branches of the Christmas tree tremble, under which the Hare hides in panic, having dispersed the round dance of Snowflakes. The terrible Serpent Gorynych appears. He snatches the Snow Maiden from the hands of Ivan Tsarevich and takes her to the thirtieth kingdom. It gets quiet. Out of grief, Tsarevich Ivan tries to hang himself on the Christmas tree. Curtain.

Act four.
Curtain. In the clearing there is a slender Christmas tree, under which the cowardly Hare hid in fear. The sobbing Ivan Tsarevich, in despair, is going to hang himself on the Christmas tree. A fit Santa Claus comes out into the clearing with an elastic step. He looks at everyone with a playful look and immediately grasps the situation. Father Frost shakes Ivan Tsarevich by the shoulder and, handing him the Treasure Sword, blesses him to search for the Snow Maiden. The inspired Ivan Tsarevich grabs the Treasure Sword. Curtain.

Act five.
Curtain. Ivan Tsarevich and the Serpent Gorynych converge in battle. They fight for three days and three nights. Ivan Tsarevich deftly hits Zmey Gorynych on the right head. The right head falls off! The Treasure Sword whistles for the second time - the Left Head falls! The third time Ivan Tsarevich waves the Sword... victory is won! The end of the Third Head of the Serpent Gorynych. The Snow Maiden runs out and falls into the arms of Ivan Tsarevich. Curtain.

Act six.
Curtain. A slender, cheerful Christmas tree stands in a snow-covered forest clearing. A cheerful Hare is jumping across the clearing, squinting his eyes and confusing his tracks. White fluffy Snowflakes spin in a cheerful round dance.
Santa Claus peers into the distance. Ivan Tsarevich and Snow Maiden appear. Everyone rejoices and squeals with happiness. Curtain.

The best driver– A long rope is tied to two cars, at the ends of which a pencil is tied; at a signal, two participants begin to wind the rope around the pencil, whoever is faster.

The most attentive.

I'll tell you a story
In one and a half dozen phrases
I'll just say the number three
Take the prize immediately
One day we caught a pike
Gutted, and inside
We saw small fish
And not just one, but whole... Seven
When you want to memorize poems,
They are not crammed until late at night
Take it and repeat it at night
Once or twice, or better yet... ten.
A seasoned guy dreams
Become an Olympic champion
Look, don’t be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command one, two... march.
One day the train is at the station
I had to wait 3 hours...
Well, friends, you didn't take the prize.
When there was an opportunity to take it.

Nose, nose, mouth.
The players stand in a circle. The leader says nose, nose, mouth. When pronouncing the first 2 words, he takes the nose, and with the 3rd word, he takes the place of the mouth behind the ear or another part of the body, the players must do it correctly, and not as the presenter shows.

Raise the ball to your chin.
Two couples, a man and a woman. They stand opposite each other, holding a small rubber ball between their stomachs. The task is to roll the ball to the chin using rotational movements.
PROPS: 2 BALLS.

Feed me.
Two people sit on a chair and are given a banana in their hands. Your task is to peel the banana and eat it without using your hands.
PROPS: 2 CHAIRS AND 2 BANANAS.

Matryoshka dolls.
This game involves two men. The task is to put on a skirt and tie a scarf as quickly as possible, go up to the microphone and say “Happy New Year.”
PROPS: 2 SKIRTS AND 2 ROWS.

Two oxen.
Two players A rope is put on both players. Two chairs with prizes are placed on either side of the players. The task is who will reach the prize faster.
PROPS: 2 CHAIRS, 2 TROPHIES, ROPE TIED IN A CIRCLE.

QUESTIONS - JOKES.
1. How to throw an object in a straight line so that it returns to the same point? (Throw up).
2. If a dog's leg is considered a tail, how many legs will the dog have? (Four)
3. Guests have arrived, and you only have lemonade and tomato juice in the refrigerator. What will you open first? (Fridge).
4. When do elephants have 8 legs? (When there are two of them).
5. The man turned off the light and managed to get to bed before it became dark. How did he do it? (I went to bed during the day).
6. Without what dish is it impossible to have lunch in Rus'? (No bread).
7. How to catch 9 elephants? (10 and let one go).
8. Neither fluff nor feather... What is this? (Cot).
9. Who sits with his back to the president? (Chauffeur).
10. What won’t go into even the largest saucepan? (Its lid).
11.Which utensils are not eaten from? (From empty).
12. What will happen tomorrow, but what happened yesterday? (Today).
13.When does a woman not only want, but also have to look in the mirror? (Woman driving).
14.Why is the rooster always cheerful? (Many women and not a single mother-in-law).
15. Is it possible for the whole family to relax on one trip? (Yes, if you send your mother-in-law to a sanatorium using this voucher).
16. Three, yes three - what will happen? (Corn).
17.Why don’t the fish bite? (No beak).
18.How do you clean trout? (Not cleaned. No scales).
19.What always happens in one place and everywhere? (Nose).
20.What is always in front of you, but you just can’t see it? (Future).
21.How to make it dark without blowing out a candle? (Close your eyes).
22.Who doesn’t get their hair wet in the rain? (Bald).
23.How to double your money? (Look at them in the mirror).
24.What is the first thing we do in the morning? (We wake up).
25.Who can stop a car with one hand? (Traffic police inspector).
26.Who works carelessly? (Firemen).
27.Who plunges headlong into work? (Diver).

Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where the participant will need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.

This skit can be staged on March 8th and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.

A skit for March 8, in which men will joke about typical feminine things. This sketch will be a good addition to the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It’s difficult not only for women before February 23rd, but also for men before March 8th. Everyone is solving the most difficult problem - what to give?! This is exactly what we joke about in this scene.

This sketch can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate event at a beauty salon or store. Everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers finally decided to create a purely women's car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.

A scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. For the joy of the birthday boy and for the amusement of the guests.

Another humorous skit on the topic of finding a gift for a birthday. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems completely unsolvable. Both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves in this story.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for an anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more, the more fun the scene will be.

Sketch about school, studying

From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of strict inspection.

It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion last call or school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the letters of the children and is completely disappointed in them.

Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketch-dialogues for two presenters New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.

Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director gives a scolding to the artists who performed at children's New Year's matinees. A scene in the spirit Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

A new, up-to-date scenario for children New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for corporate new year party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.

The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success on New Year's corporate party guaranteed!

Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

Current New Year's scene on school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.

PART 1
Inflate balloons of 4 colors, hang them or place them in different places.

Presenter 1: Hello. We immediately invite you to play the game. What? Listen carefully! You see, there are balls in the corners of our hall different colors. Now you will run to the corners, to those balls that you like best.
Presenter 1: So we'll see now, why did you come here?
Presenter 2: Whoever chose the green ball came to get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go.
Presenter 1: And now we’ve chosen our balls again...
Wonderful! The next proceeding on the issue is; Who would you like to celebrate the New Year with on December 31st?
Presenter 2: The green ball is in its family. Red ball - drunk under the tree. Yellow ball - in friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization...

Toast, feast.

Distribute to everyone a piece of paper with the following written in a column:
Full name or just name, it all depends on the quantity,
1 animal
3 characteristic features
2 animal
3 characteristic features
3 animal
3 characteristic features

Game: Three animals. To conduct this game, it is necessary to survey the guests in advance, and without much advertising, so that each of them names three animals (insects, birds - leave it at their discretion) and three characteristics for each of the named animals.

For example: frog: green, nasty, croaks a lot. And so on for three positions. After some time, when the guests have already forgotten about the research, you announce its results.
And the results are as follows: the first animal that the participant named means its state at home, the second at work, and the third in bed.

For example, at work, like a dog, angry, biting and barking a lot, etc...

PART 2

GAME "THE MAIN THING IS THAT THE SUIT FITS"
To play you will need a large box or bag (opaque) in which various items of clothing are placed: size 56 panties, caps, size 10 bras, glasses with a nose, shoe covers, wigs, etc. funny things.

The presenter invites those present to update their wardrobe by taking something out of the box, with the condition not to take it off for the next half hour.
At the presenter’s signal, the guests pass the box to the music. As soon as the music stops, the player holding the box opens it and, without looking, takes out the first thing he comes across and puts it on himself. The view is amazing!

And right there, without taking off your clothes

GAME “This is me, this is me, these are all my friends.”

1. Who sometimes walks with a cheerful gait with vodka?
2. Tell me out loud, which of you catches flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost and drives like a bird?
4. Which of you will grow up a little and become a boss?
5. Who among you does not walk gloomily, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot?
7. Who work order delivers on time?
8. Which of you drinks in the office, like at today’s banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks around dirty from ear to ear?
10. Which of you walks on the pavement with your head upside down?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. Which of you comes to the office an hour late?

Toast, feast.

We read out the results of the survey about animals.

Tips on how and what to celebrate this New Year (we wanted to read it, but didn’t have time)

New Year's costumes
The New Year is just around the corner, and so it’s worth thinking about what outfit you’ll wear to celebrate it. We offer several fairly low-budget options for New Year's decorations, built in haste from scrap materials.

Cow
Take a turtleneck and black sweatpants, and use toothpaste to paint white spots on them. We pin the belt from the robe to the butt with a pin. Further main secret- a medical glove is inflated by some male individual large size, tied with a rope. The rope is attached to the front of the sweatpants, the whole structure symbolizes the udder. Then all that remains is to make horns from two cut-off and stuffed fingers of the second glove, and attach them to the hairstyle. You can buy ready-made horns sold in the joke department. The key to success is to periodically insert your weighty “MU” into the topic and off-topic in any conversation, and occasionally encroach on the owner’s greens in pots. Fully getting into character and leaving cakes on the owner's parquet floor can be traumatic.

Humanoid
We remember if we have a diver friend. Remembering, we borrow a rubber suit from him with fins and a mask, but without scuba gear. Having put on a suit, we attach a portable TV antenna to the head with tape. Now all that remains is to walk around the Christmas tree, splashing your flippers.

Elephant
A month before the holiday we start eating a lot. Having gained 10 kg for the New Year, we put on something tight, silver-gray, and pull a gas mask over our heads. The suit is ready.

Mummy
To build this costume, we will need an assistant with strong nerves, and 3-4 rolls of toilet paper. The assistant, restraining hysterical neighing, bandages your body toilet paper, in some places leaving cute, freely hanging tails from 20 to 50 cm long. The carcass is completely bandaged, leaving only narrow slits for the eyes and mouth. As a rehearsal, you can run around the room, howling and fluttering your paper tails. The costume makes a special impression when using delicately colored paper with flowers, hearts and other similar little things. If the assistant breaks into convulsive sobs, then the desired effect has been achieved.

Zebra
We will need two vests, one normal size, the other is twice as much. We put on a small vest. We tie the neck of the second vest with a bundle, and from the bundle we release a small rope. We put this structure on like pants, so that the bun with the string falls on the butt. This will be the tail. Now all that remains is to learn how to gracefully kick your legs like a ballerina.

Traffic light
We will need a tube of some warming cream with a burning effect. Apply this cream thickly to your face, neck and décolleté 2 hours before the celebration. After half an hour we repeat the procedure. When the area to be smeared reaches the shade of an overripe tomato, put on a yellow angora sweater and green sweatpants. That's it, the traffic light is ready.

Angel
Take some cardboard and cut out wings from it required size. I do not recommend using a gasket as a layout. Next, generously coat the resulting burdocks with glue on both sides. With a sharp knife We deftly rip open the belly of the pillow, and dip our wings into the resulting heap of white muck. After rolling them in a pile of feathers, we set them aside to dry. Now we need a toilet seat, one in the shape of an open oval. Having covered it with silver or golden spray paint, we glue several raindrops to it in parallel. This will be a harp. Or a lyre. Whoever likes it. We put on a white nightie (without ducks and daisies), to which the wings were sewn in advance, and take it in our hands. As a final touch, we attach a disposable foil plate to the head with a hairpin (a round one is desirable, but a square one would be especially eccentric), this will be a halo. All that remains now at the end of the holiday is to appear to the especially drunk participants of the celebration, and with an angelic voice broadcast the coming end of the world.

Dog(with special effects)
We visit elderly relatives and borrow their sheepskin coat and Soviet-style earflaps. We put on the sheepskin coat with the fur facing out, open the bow on the top of the earflaps, but leave the ears sticking out. Dip the tip of your nose into a jar of shoe polish. For special effects you will need a large enema and an IV tube a little more than half a meter long. The enema is filled with water and secured with tape under the knee. The tube is passed along the thigh, the tip is exposed, sorry, between the legs. During the celebration we walk around on all fours. While walking around the hall, you need to bark at the beautiful ladies in evening dresses, scaring them away. When a handsome man in a tuxedo appears, it is recommended to lift his leg (on which the enema is stuck) and, by bending the raised leg at the knee, let out a trickle of delight with a howl. When the special effect is used correctly, everyone's attention is guaranteed.

PART 3.

Game "Khristoforovna, Nikanorovna". You need space to run, at least a little. We divide everyone into 2 teams, put 2 chairs, and hang scarves on the chairs. On command, the first players run, run to the chair, sit down, put on a scarf, say “I am Khristoforovna” (or “I am Nikanorovna”), take off the scarf, run to their team, the second player runs...... That team wins which is faster.

The winner receives some small prizes. The losing team sings ditties.

Here are the ditties (composed by Embarassed itself, can be replaced with others)

What kind of Christmas tree do we have?
Just a sight for sore eyes
So what, what's outside the window?
Spring thaw

I started celebrating the New Year
As always in advance,
Dropped dead at ten
Didn't complete the task

I dressed up as the Snow Maiden
And people are scared
I took a closer look at what's what
I forgot to put on my dress

Dressed up as Santa Claus
And glued the beard
And I walk like a fool
Second day around the city

I'll dress up as the Snow Maiden
And I will glue the braid
I really want to get married
For Santa Claus

One day we are in a restaurant
Celebrated New Year
We had fun and laughed
And now it's the other way around

We've been waiting for a whole year
That Santa Claus will come to us
He came with a bag of gifts
And he took two with him

New Year is coming
Fire dog
I'll drink another 100 grams
I wag my tail

Take a quick look
I'm rolling downhill fast
And I'm screaming because
I hit my butt very painfully

I decided to celebrate the New Year
Very exotic
I called Snegurka to the house
Very pretty

Toast, feast.

PART 4.

You need to print the wishes below and buy prizes. “Gypsies” enter the hall and offer to tell fortunes to everyone and predict their fate.

Lottery forecast
1. Chocolate "Journey"
Many incidents await you
AND interesting travels -
For courses, on vacation, abroad -
Where fate will decide!

2. Lighter
You, friends, will continue to
Burn with creative work.
But you won't burn your wings,
Take care of your health!

3. Cream
You will join the cream of society
Perhaps you will find a sponsor.

4. Shampoo
Your hairstyle appearance
It will pleasantly surprise us all.
From then on you will continue to
Everything is getting prettier and younger!

5. Sponge
And you with household worries,
There are a lot of household chores waiting for you.
But in the family and in personal life
Everything will work out great for you!

6. Red pepper
Many adventures await you
And a lot of thrills
But everything will end well
It's no coincidence that the pepper is red!

7. Markers
Love will brighten your days
And they will become bright.
Your whole life in winter and summer
It will be illuminated with a magical light.

8. Chocolate "Alenka"
What does Alenka chocolate mean?
The Year of the Child awaits you!
Who needs what tests?
Birth or upbringing!

9. DOLLAR
Fate will gild your pen,
Will send a handsome salary
Or he will throw his wallet,
And all this in the near future!

10. Vitamins
Your health will become stronger,
The second youth will come.
You are destined to be a hundred years old
Live without any storms and troubles!

11. Tea "Mistress"
You are the darlings of fate, which means
Success and good luck await you.
Celebrating your successes,
Stock up on more tea!

12. Condensed milk
You are used to living in the thick of things,
Work is your main destiny.
We don’t promise you peace,
We are treating you to condensed milk!

13. Cookies
You have friends, acquaintances of the sea,
And everyone will come to visit soon.
Prepare tea and treats.
Here's a cookie to get you started!

14. Can of Beer
Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year!

15. Toothpaste
Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun!

16. Handle
To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen!

17. Yogurt "Uslada"
Delight awaits you for your heart -
Big salary increase!

18. Coffee
You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore all a year will pass Great!

PART 5
Let's call Santa Claus..... and Snow Maiden..

Father Frost and Snow Maiden arrive.

FATHER FROST: Hello, dear kids!
The Snow Maiden and I came to you from the very North. To begin with, we are planning a poetry competition. You will read poetry, and the one who brings the corkscrew first will win.
SNOW MAIDEN: Folk sign: As you celebrate the New Year, that’s what you need.
FATHER FROST:
- How did you spend the New Year?
- I don’t know, they haven’t told me yet
SNOW MAIDEN: Advertisement in the newspaper: “Ladies and gentlemen! Make the New Year unforgettable for your children, invite Santa Claus to your place!” P.S. Gentlemen, do not deprive yourself of pleasure this evening - invite the Snow Maiden to your place.
FATHER FROST:
Calling Santa Claus to your house! Call our phone number and your heat supply will be turned off immediately!
SNOW MAIDEN:
Jewish Santa Claus:
- Hello, kids... Buy gifts!

They sing a song.

FATHER FROST:
Gop-stop, we came to you for the New Year,
Whoops, I dressed like an idiot
Well, look at this hat,
With this beard
Well, tell me, who do you look like?
We are with you now
Now I know for sure -
I wore all this for the last time.

SNOW MAIDEN:
Gop-stop, what kind of Santa Claus are you?
Whoa, stop, you didn’t bring any gifts.
You should at least use your brains,
Look who you ditched
You stand, swaying like a mountain ash,
Drunk kid
In general, don’t drag your feet,
Let's run away from here, Grandfather

(After a while there is a knock on the door. The postman appears.)

Guest: It's me, postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have been sent to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, started reading again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it’s better to pour two for me! (Poured it out again.)
That's probably all for now! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour some more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Read it yourself, presenter, and I’ll sit for a while and look at your women

Here the presenter suggests calling the real Santa Claus, and to do this, compose a telegram.
“….. Grandfather Frost! In this……. evening we gathered in this...... place to celebrate...... holiday. We expected to be ……, …… and ………! And that you will definitely visit us and give us...... gifts. But some...... deceivers came and didn’t even give us the....... gift. We felt very offended and we became ...... and ....... But we believe in a miracle and are waiting for the real ........ Santa Claus!”

You need to ask to name the Adjective, Adjective, Adjective, Adjective, 3 verbs, Adjective, Adjective, Adjective, 2 verbs, Adjective

It turns out that the real Santa Claus gives gifts.