Russian fairy tales remade in a modern way. Impromptu table tales based on roles for a cheerful company: for the birthday of a woman and a man

funny stories from Alexandr aka V.Kis:

Pockmarked hen
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman, and they had a chicken, Ryaba. That's exactly what it was. One day a woman came into the coop - there was no chicken. And then the neighbors’ chickens began to disappear. Well, at first, of course, they thought of a fox, but by that time the fox had already been in the zoo for the third time. In general, they tracked down the thief, it turned out to be a goat. She stole it and sold it at the market. They ask her:
- Aren’t you ashamed?
“What should I do?” the goat answers. - By the way, I have seven shops at home, and give milk to each one.
- What about my husband?
- What can we take from him, from the goat?

Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka
Once upon a time there lived a sister Alyonushka and a brother Ivanushka. Alenyshka was smart and hard-working, and Ivanyshka was an alcoholic. How many times did his sister tell him: “Don’t drink, Ivanushka, you’ll become a little goat!” But Ivanushka did not listen and drank. One day he bought burnt vodka at a kiosk, drank it, and felt like he couldn’t stand on two legs anymore, he had to drop down to four points. And just then the shameful wolves come up to him and say: “Well, you goat, have you finished drinking?” And they kicked him so hard on the horns that he threw off his hooves. And his sister Alyonushka got his apartment, because good always wins.

Frog Marriage
In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, a father had three sons - two were stupid, and the third was nothing at all. The father decided to marry them. He took them out into the yard and ordered them to shoot whoever got where. The first son fired and hit the air. The second shot hit the police. The third shot hit the headstock. The father spat in his hearts, distributed a frog to everyone and went to bed. And I didn’t check what gender the frog was... In general, it didn’t turn out well.

Spanish folk tale about sleeping beauty
Once upon a time there lived a king and a queen, and they had a daughter. And they threw a ball and invited everyone there except the most harmful fairy, because they knew that she would come anyway. The most harmful fairy came and said: “Are you happy? Well, well. But when the princess turns 18, she will become a drug addict and inject herself with such a dose that she will pass out and not recover.” When the princess turned 18, she became a drug addict, injected herself and never recovered. And the king and queen, the courtiers and servants, out of grief, swallowed a sedative and also passed out. And gradually all the roads to the castle were overgrown with dense forest. A hundred years later I was driving past prince charming and asked what kind of reserve this was. They told him good people the whole story and added that only then will the princess come out of her blackout when the handsome prince kisses her. The prince rode boldly through the dense forest, entered the castle, took the key to the treasury from the king’s neck, loaded all the gold and diamonds on his horse and rode back. But he didn’t kiss the princess, no. Really, why does he need a drug addict?

Moscow folk tale about money and whistling
Once the Nightingale the Robber wanted to get gold and silver. He went to Koshchei the Immortal to offer security services. Koschey got angry and unleashed evil spirits on him - the Nightingale left almost alive. Then he went to Zmey Gorynych to demand a ransom. The Serpent became angry, burst into flames, and the Nightingale barely carried off his legs. He walks sadly and sees Baba Yaga. He thought at least to get money from her, but Yaga kicked him with a bone leg so that the white light became not pleasant to the Nightingale. He then cried bitterly, and Yaga took pity on him. “Go,” she said, “to the roadway, and hide there in the green bushes.” When you see a person passing by, whistle as hard as you can, he will give you money. The Nightingale listened to the wise advice, but since then he has never known need. This is how traffic cops started appearing in Russia.

About the tail
A fox once stole a whole cartload of fish from a man. He sits and eats. And a hungry wolf comes out of the forest.
- "Fox, give me some fish!"
“Go and catch it yourself,” the fox answers.
“But how? I don’t even have a fishing rod,” says the wolf.
“I don’t have one either,” said the fox, “but I threw my tail into the hole, so I caught it.”
- “Thanks for the idea!” - the wolf was delighted, tore off the fox’s tail and went fishing.

Trough
There lived a king with his queen near blue sea. They lived and lived well, but they had no children. And the king says to the queen:
- Bake me, queen, a bun!
- Completely crazy, or what? - the queen answers. - What am I to you, cook?
“Oh, you,” the king was offended, “but I took you like a simple Cinderella, dressed you, brought you into the people...
But the fairy tale does not end here. Their fairy tale ended on the second day after the wedding...

Russian folk federative tale about brave ingenuity.

The king had half a kingdom, and the rest of the kingdom belonged to his sons. He once called them together, gave them a thick paper packet and said, “Come on, good fellows, whoever tears the packet, I’ll give him half the kingdom!” But no matter how much the sons tried to tear the pack, they couldn’t, it turned out to be too thick. Then the king untied the packet and said: if it didn’t come out completely, try one piece at a time. The sons rushed at the leaves and instantly tore the entire packet to pieces. So remember, the king said, three truths: what doesn’t work out right away will come out gradually, what you can’t do on your own will be done together, what you can’t do by force will be done with cunning and ingenuity. Got it? "Got it!" - the sons nodded. The king hugged his sons and laughed joyfully: “You didn’t understand anything! You just tore up your block of controlling shares and the kingdom became completely mine!” This is the end of the fairy tale, the end of the sons, and the end of the kingdom too!

Whatever holiday you celebrate: New Year, anniversary or birthday, you always want to laugh and laugh again. What is needed for this? But we need to come up with funny scenes, which will enliven any holiday. For example, fairy tales-remakes for drunk company by role, they will help you put on a small performance that everyone will definitely like. Such fairy tale adaptations go with a bang in any group. And every time the guests laugh as if they had never laughed in their lives. Watch and help your friends have a great time.

Fairy tale-remake - Ryaba hen.
The first fairy tale is familiar to everyone since childhood. To this day, people of the older generation can retell it by heart. And since the fairy tale is known, then let’s remake it.
Everything is simple here: the presenter reads the text, and the actors do that. Whatever is needed and they say their line.
Heroes' remarks:
Grandfather Yadren louse
Grandma, well done
Chicken Without a market
Mouse Oh, sorry!

And here is the text for the presenter:

A remake of a fairy tale - Ivan the Fool.
And many people know this fairy tale. And in general there are a lot of fairy tales about Ivan the Fool, so all guests will be interested.
You will also need to give your guests roles. But here they will not speak, but will simply do what the fairy tale says. But not everything is so simple: after all, the fairy tale has two narrators. The first is good, and the second is evil. It will turn out funny and unusual.
Leaders' words:

The fairy tales “Turnip” and “Kolobok” are familiar to us from childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it “in an adult way.” Interesting scenes with all the familiar characters they will decorate any holiday and amuse all the guests.

Try these remakes of fairy tales for a drunk company of role-players!

A funny fairy tale “Turnip” for adult holidays

First you need to select seven people who will participate in the skit. One leader is needed.

Participants must learn their roles, but don't be discouraged - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the skit.

The presenter must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, must say his words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which must be located on a chair and constantly do something.

During the skit, the presenter should not remain silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.

The scene requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can give prizes to the best actors.

Turnip - Hey, man, put your hands away, I'm still underage!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
Now there's going to be booze!
Baba - Somehow my grandfather stopped satisfying me.

Granddaughter - I’m almost ready!
Hey, grandpa, grandma, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Zhuchka - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
This is not my job!

Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I’m going to feel bad now – I’m allergic!
Mouse - How about we have a drink?

Modern fairy tale “Kolobok” for a fun company

What other fairy tales have roles for drunken company? This tale should also involve about seven participants. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, bun, wolf, and also bear.

Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but the bun changed their whole lives. He became their salvation and hope - they doted on him.

For example:

Grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the kolobok and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he never came.
The moral of this fable is this: You shouldn’t hope for the love of a bun, but it’s better to have your own children.

A funny fairy tale for active guests of the celebration

We select five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The text should be read by the presenter:

“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist king. He decided to take a walk around beautiful park and jumped up and down all the way, waving his arms.

The king was very joyful and saw beautiful butterfly. He decided to catch her, but the butterfly only mocked him - she screamed obscene words, made faces, and stuck out her tongue.

Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king and flew away into the forest. The king was not really offended, but only became more amused and began to laugh.

The cheerful king did not expect that a bunny would appear in front of him and got scared, standing in the ostrich pose. The bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he himself was scared. The bunny stands, his paws are trembling, and he screams in an inhuman voice, asking for help.

At this time, the proud fox returned to work. A beauty worked at a poultry farm and brought home a chicken. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she was scared. The chicken did not waste a moment and jumped out, hitting the fox on the back of the head.

The hen turned out to be very lively and the first thing she did was peck the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal position. The bunny became even more scared, and she jumped into the fox’s arms, taking her by the ears. The fox realized that she needed to move her feet and ran.

The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the chicken. They took hold of the handles and walked towards the castle. No one knows what will happen to the chicken next, but the king will definitely treat her to delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration.”

The presenter invites the listeners to pour glasses and drink to the king and the chicken.

A humorous fairy tale for a group of adults

First of all, you need to select heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this tale.

You need to select characters to play the role of a kitten and a magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and porch.

Participants must depict what their hero needs to do.

“The little kitten went for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, showering everyone with its rays. The cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.

Suddenly, talkative magpies sat down on the fence in front of him. They were arguing about something and had a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to carefully crawl towards the fence. The magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to chatter.

The kitten had almost reached its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing worked out for the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.

A light breeze began to blow outside - and the kitten noticed a piece of paper that was rustling. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and attacked its target. After scratching and biting it a little, he realized that he was not interested in a simple piece of paper - and let it go. The piece of paper flew further, and out of nowhere a rooster suddenly appeared.

The rooster was very proud and raised his head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then the chickens came running to the rooster and surrounded him on all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.

Without hesitation, he rushed to the chickens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not allow itself to be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very scared and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - the neighbor’s puppy was already waiting for him.

A small dog began to jump on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that he needed to return home and hit the dog painfully with his nails. The puppy got scared and let the kitten pass. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, albeit wounded.

Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound left by the chicken, and then fell asleep stretched out. The kitten had strange dreams - and he kept twitching his paws in his sleep. This is how the kitten met the street for the first time.”

The scene ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can reward the most artistic actor with a prize.

An interesting scene for birthdays and other adult holidays

I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Even though we spent the night in secret, he treats me with caution. He could not trust an intelligent youth who knew nothing about war.

Until I met Kudryavtsev, I did not know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I couldn’t even wrap my footcloths properly and sometimes, when given the command “left,” I turned around. reverse side. Besides, I was not at all friendly with a shovel.

Kudryavtsev did not understand me when, reading any news, I commented on it and made spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and for some reason Kudryavtsev was already expecting some kind of trick from me.

Very often I caught his gaze on me. What did I see in his gaze? It’s probably because I’m untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me for now, but one more mistake and he’ll kill me! I wanted to become a better person and promised myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.

We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often shelled. A lot of reinforcements, as well as literature, were constantly sent to the place of work...

My job was to check the passes of people who crossed the bridge. The Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and splashed me. Shells fell close to me, and the bridge ceiling was already destroyed. Any minute could have been my last, but I gave myself a condition that I still wouldn’t leave the bridge.

How did I feel? I did not feel a sense of fear - I was already ready for death. I saw beautiful landscapes in the distance, but they did not make me happy. I felt that I would never leave this post. However, one thought forced me to stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.

It seemed to me that I had been standing at this post for several hours, but in fact it was only a few minutes - as long as it took Kudryavtsev to run to me. I didn’t understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled my belt forcefully, and I came to my senses.

- Get out of here quickly! - said the man.

As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit him.

- Do you see what's happening? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!

I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.

“However, you are still doing well, because you showed that you know the charter and were inviolable.” You deserve praise. But even if this is a thing of the past, I would like you to use your brains. The bridge was destroyed a long time ago, why were you standing there? What was the point of this? Was everyone ready to check the passes? If you had been smarter and had not gone to office yourself, I would not have punished you!

After this incident, Kudryavtsev’s attitude towards me changed. He talked about himself and sometimes asked about me. Despite the fact that he was not a member of the party, he considered himself a Bolshevik. This man helped me believe in myself, so his approval was very important to me.

I still remember one incident. We talked about what we would do after we defeated the whites. I said that I dreamed of becoming a writer who would depict the peaceful brotherhood of all peoples. Kudryavtsev listened to me and looked at the fire.

“You have an excellent goal,” he said. The Big Way you have, Lebedinsky!

Funny tales based on roles for drunken company

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How often do you come across impromptu fairy tales? Have you ever thought about it? Answer: because they are found at almost all holidays and are used by event hosts, and accordingly they seem something familiar.

Today is unreal large selection various impromptu fairy tales, differing from those that we know only in that they are redone in a new manner or simply invented.

They are very versatile. Suitable for both adults and children's birthday parties. There are table and musical ones, large and small in terms of script size.

For an anniversary or a regular birthday, you will love a scenario like this one.. It will appeal to men and women, children and the elderly and will equally impress them.

Below is an example of an impromptu fairy tale for fun company who will appreciate something new and will not only play funny and cool stories and performances.

Even for adults' birthdays and it is customary to take funny and simple fairy tales, but also instructive fairy tales based on roles for a cheerful company; they can be interesting to everyone.

Fairy tale - impromptu for any holiday “Know how to enjoy life”

The meaning of this game is based on the fact that all the guests gathered at the holiday are given the opportunity, by drawing lots, to get their role with words. The participants themselves pull out cards on which their character and his remarks are described.

Actors are as believable and natural as possible they try to play their roles, precisely at the moment when they hear that it is their turn.

Everyone performs the scenes with high quality and instantly reacts to the necessary plot adjustments.

Characters:

The text of the impromptu fairy tale “Know how to enjoy life!”

The sun delighted everyone with its warmth and sunshine. The cloud floated easily and cheerfully across the sky, and when it found itself next to the Sun, it covered it.

In the garden among other flowers, the beautiful Red Rose woke up. Rose shook off the morning dew and gradually woke up.

She reached out to the Sun and straightened her clothes (petals). Rose smiled welcomingly and began to wait for her friend Violet to wake up.

They grew up nearby and were also neighbors. A little later, Violet also wakes up. Violet was very athletic and did not forget to do exercises, which helped her wake up.

A courageous and blue-eyed Gardener slowly entered the garden. He froze for a few seconds at the sight of the beautiful flowers (Rose and Violet).

The sun moves away The cloud decided to send a kiss to Rose and Violet, and then illuminated the Gardener with its rays. The cloud, not wanting to give up, covered our Sun again.

The gardener took care of the beautiful flowers and hummed a song to himself. Then Osa came to visit.
The Wasp kissed the top of Rose's head, then Violet's, and then quickly flew away, hiding behind Cloud.

The cloud slowly turned to the other side and moved across the sky along with the Sun in a different direction.

The wasp became indignant at this and, angry, stung the Gardener on his left cheek. The entire left side of my face was swollen and numb. Rose said this, and Violet answered her.

Despite this, the Gardener only smiled. He was a wise man.

Any wise man knows that life is like a garden of flowers, and in this garden there are a lot of both Roses and Violets.

The very opportunity to care for and contemplate these flowers is a great pleasure and happiness. No matter who stings or bites you - rejoice in the Sun, Flowers, Clouds, holidays in life and ordinary days!

Impromptu fairy tales with words for children

Children love something interesting and simple., they will be happy if it is funny for them to play and fully involved in the events. When there is a fairy tale with lively emotions and various dramatizations, then children can be seated at the table.

"A fairy tale is a game for the little ones."

To begin with, start your story and when the moment comes where Kolobok meets the hare, be surprised by spreading your hands and say: Where is the Hare? But he’s not there!

• The first thing you need to do is find the hidden bunny, and then we continue our fairy tale.
• And then when, Kolobok will see and talk to a wolf on his way, let’s start drawing.

  Children, as best they can, draw a wolf with their fingers on sheets of paper using any multi-colored pencils or paints.

• « And a bear meets him…»
• Let's make a bear using cotton wool, Whatman paper, scissors and glue. You could even suggest dressing someone up in a brown fur suit or fur coat and making a nice cardboard mask for the child.
• Everyone knows, that in the end Kolobok dies, but in this fairy tale he doesn’t. He will be fine thanks to our players. All the children push the ball (Kolobok) with their heads and he is saved.

Fairy tales with musical cuts

A cheerful musical fairy tale with different musical cuts is necessary for any holiday. “Vasya-Cornflower” is a simple fairy tale.

The main feature here will be improvisation according to words and music (one of the presenters will include it, looking at the script). It will be wonderful for everyone because it is neither complicated nor vulgar.

The main characters of the fairy tale:

• Vasya-Vasilechek.
• Butterfly.
• Hare.
• Wolf.
• Little Red Riding Hood.

Text of the musical fairy tale “Vasya-Cornflower”

Actions: Beginning - (read by the presenter)

• On a green meadow, such a flower as Vasya-Cornflower lived and grew. Vasya was smiling and cheerful. Everyone thought he was positive because he was never sad.
• The music is playing infectious laughter.
• Our Vasya loved to listen music of the wind and dance to its rhythms.
  Sounds like an option, Don Omar-Danza Kuduro. Everyone is dancing.
• Once upon a time, a Butterfly accidentally flew to visit Vasya.

To make the butterfly appear, turn on: Oh, Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison.

• She also loved to dance. She spun around to the music and sat down closer to Vasilek, hugged him with her beautiful wings, Vasilek was delighted. He laughed cheerfully and cheerfully.

This time, turn on the contagious laughter.

• The butterfly was not one of the timid, she immediately called him to dance. She invited me to a white dance.

Music-Loya (I will).

• A bunny galloped into the clearing. He was lively and cheerful.

Pierre Narcissus-Chocolate Bunny.

• Vasya - Vasilechek, saw that the Hare was as cheerful as he was. This made him laugh again.

There is a long and even grunting laugh.

• The butterfly was upset that Vasya forgot about her. She never stopped circling around him. The Hare and Vasilechek did not notice her, they danced with all their hearts.

The presenter includes the track Klik Klak: Comic Rodeo (Green Mix).

• Suddenly, out of nowhere - a Wolf. He was brazen and hungry. The wolf began to look at everyone present and dance.

The song Makhno Project - Odessa-Mama is playing.

• Vasya-Vasilek somehow immediately drooped, and he felt completely sad. The butterfly also began to tremble with fear and began to hide behind the stem of Vasya-Vasilka.

  And the Hare went completely cross with fear and hid behind the wings of the Butterfly. And the Wolf walked around and licked his lips bloodthirstily.

  But then his attention was distracted by Little Red Riding Hood, who was walking across the clearing and humming a cheerful song.

An excerpt from the song “I’m with Macho Super-Lady” is played.

We don’t sleep and put on music together: Thieves-Macho.

• Little Red Riding Hood approached Vasya-Vasilyechka, smelled him and kissed his drooping pestle, straightened the Butterfly’s wings, trembling with fear, and stroked the frightened Bunny.

  And only then did she notice the devouring gaze of the hungry Wolf on herself. He slowly approached the girl. The wolf had already opened his mouth to swallow Little Red Riding Hood, but then...

Breathe-The Prodigy music plays (softly) in the background as the presenter continues to read the lyrics.

• ...He received a blow from her in the solar plexus, then Little Red Riding Hood practiced a couple of karate techniques on him and threw him over the hip.

• The wolf withdrew in disgrace to lick his wounds in the neighboring bushes, and the laughter of Vasya-Vasilyechka sounded again in the clearing.

We turn on the short and perky laugh again.

• And the Butterfly shook off its wings and began to flirt with Cornflower again, the Hare gratefully pressed against Little Red Riding Hood and everyone began to dance a cheerful dance.

The general dance sounds - Shake Your Groove Thing - Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Welcome, dear guests!

I offer you another fairy tale adaptation for a cheerful company, I performed it several times with friends and colleagues, everyone really liked it. Suitable for both indoors and outdoors, children 12+ can participate. I won’t lie, I found it on the Internet, but I added a little of my own and even managed to create intrigue.

Conditions and props for a fairy tale-remake.

The main condition for conducting a skit is the number of participants, i.e. You need 7 people plus more spectators.

Props: masks of a mouse, frog, hare, fox, wolf and bear. Type mouse mask into a search engine, for example, and you will get thousands of pictures, print and color. It's very exciting, I tell you. Tell me, how long have you been coloring pictures? 100 years ago you say. If you don’t have a printer, then you can draw, and you shouldn’t strive for everything to be perfect, on the contrary, the funnier the better.

Distribution of roles.

Choose a presenter, preferably a person with a sense of humor, an artist in one word, because only he will speak in the skit, the rest of the characters will only act.

Then you need to distribute roles among the cheerful company, this can be done by creating some kind of intrigue, i.e. there is no need to say or announce that there will be a skit now and ask who wants to participate. They can simply refuse. The way out is to casually offer to guess the riddles, here they are:

A white collar jumps straight across the field.

The red-haired cheat, cunning and dexterous, got into the barn and counted the chickens.

Who walks around angry and hungry in the cold winter?

The animal is jumping, not a mouth, but a trap; both a mosquito and a fly will fall into the trap.

The owner of the forest wakes up in the spring, and in winter he sleeps in a snowy hut to the howl of a blizzard.

Small stature long tail, gray coat, sharp teeth.

Have you guessed who is who? The one who guesses the first animal will play it, but don’t talk about it yet, give candy or something else for the answer and warn that you can only guess once. This way you will distribute all the roles, and the presenter, if it is not you yourself, needs to be warned in advance so that he does not guess the riddles, he will be a tower. After all the roles have been distributed, give everyone masks and invite them to the center to participate in the skit. The actors imitate what the presenter is saying, opening their mouths in their words as if they were pronouncing them. The presenter needs to tell the story clearly and in detail.

Fairy tale Teremok in a new way

Presenter: There was a mansion in the field, a mansion. He is not short, not high, not tall. A little cowardly mouse runs past. She runs, but she is afraid of everything, looks around, sniffs, listens at the tower and asks:

Mouse: Who lives in the little house?

Host: Nobody answers. She was delighted, grinned contentedly and went into the mansion. She immediately started cleaning, swept the floor, washed the windows, she was hardworking...

Here is a plump green frog jumping, voracious, puffing out its cheeks, catching flies with its tongue and swallowing it. She croaked near the tower, even choked, coughed and proudly asked:

Frog: Who lives in the mansion?

Frog: And I'm a fat green frog. Well, let me into the little mansion!

Host: They began to live together. The mouse bakes pies, and the frog eats the pies.

A hare-dancer walks past to all the dancers. He can’t resist, he dances as he goes, and masters a new dance – rap. He approaches the tower, dances and asks:

Hare: yo-yo.. who lives in the little house? Does anyone live in a low place?

Mouse (cowardly): I am a little cowardly mouse.

Frog (proudly): I am a frog - a green fatty! Who are you?

Hare: And I am a hare-dancer to all dancers! and did a tap dance. Let me into the little mansion!

Mouse: Apparently we’ll have to let you in...

Host: The three of them began to live together. The mouse bakes pies, the frog eats the pies, the hare makes everyone happy and dances.

Here a fox passes by, the beauty of the whole forest, the first fashionista! She walks like a model, admires herself in the mirror, and likes herself. She approached the mansion, straightened her breasts and asked in an erotic voice:

Fox (erotically): Who-who lives in the little house?

Hare: I am a hare-dancer for all dancers!.. and I did a tap dance.. And who are you?

Fox: And I am the beauty of the fox throughout the forest!

Presenter: The hare saw the fox, whistled through the window, winked, jumped out of the mansion, sat down on his knee, offered his hand and heart to the fox and invited him to live in the mansion.

Host: The four of them began to live. The mouse bakes pies, the frog eats pies, the hare and fox learn tango.

A wolf passes by - the top is the friend of all drunkards. He barely trudges along, his legs trip over his legs, his tongue is slurred. He smokes a cigarette, drinks a bottle from his throat and swears loudly. He saw the tower and shouted:

Wolf: Who - who is sitting in the mansion, come out!

Mouse: I am a little cowardly mouse...

Frog: I'm a green fat frog!

Hare: I am a hare dancer to all dancers!

Fox: I am the beauty of the fox throughout the forest! Who are you?

Wolf: And I am a wolf-wolf, a friend to all drunkards! .. and hiccupped loudly

Frog: So come on in and pour it!

Host: The five of them began to live, the wolf treated everyone to alcohol, the animals drank, snacked on pies, got drunk, began to sing songs...

Suddenly a cross-eyed bear walks by. He walks, bumps into trees, hits, gets caught in the branches, gets upset, Mishka gets sick, holds on to his head, just walked past the tower, didn’t notice...

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