Funny comic predictions for the New Year and Christmas. Comic predictions - wishes for the New Year

Prediction games are an interesting and very fun element of the holiday, which invariably evokes a response from guests. Serious prophecies and real fortune-telling are inappropriate at parties, because a negative forecast can completely ruin the mood. But comic fortune telling always goes off with a bang.

There are many ways to play this game. You can, for example, make a deck of fake cards: on one side there is a back, and on the other there is a printed prediction. Someone dresses up as a gypsy and invites guests to draw one card and read the prophecy out loud.

Other options:

make fortune cookies;
print out funny candy wrappers with predictions inside, wrap candies in them, hand them out to guests and offer to unwrap them;
write prophecies on small cards with congratulations, put them in a box and invite guests to pull out one at a time;
Place stickers with numbers on the bottom of plates or glasses. Place this dish on a separate tray. Let the guests take it apart themselves before the feast. As a result, everyone will get a randomly drawn number. When will it come right moment, the host will ask guests to look at the stickers. The participants of the holiday will name the numbers they have drawn, and the presenter will read out the numbered predictions.

Comic predictions based on films and songs

Movie titles

It is simple, but original and very interesting way predict fate on next year. The prophecy is the name of the film or cartoon itself. Not a plot, but only a phrase. Let guests be more sophisticated in their interpretations.

For example: “Next year I’m expecting... a game of thrones.” This can be interpreted in any way - for example, as a struggle for a position or as a dispute over the role of head of the family.

Appropriate movie titles

Foreign films

Armageddon
Big jackpot
Smell of a woman
Chicken Run
Taming of the Shrew
Groundhog Day
Monsters corporation
Deal with the devil
Midnight in Paris
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Sky over Berlin
Money Train
Sex and the City
Key to all doors
Third wheel
Meeting the parents
Fatal attraction
Best friend's wedding
Indecent proposal
The Forty Year Old Virgin
12 angry men
Haunted Mansion
The Wedding Planner
Friends with Benefits
Blonde in law
Breaking Bad

Soviet and Russian films

Love affair at work
Love and pigeons
Zigzag of luck
8 first dates
Long road in the dunes
Girl with no address
Love is a carrot
White Sun of the Desert
Big change

Lines from songs

Similar entertainment to the previous one. Only this time the prophecy is a line from a famous song. Phrases can be printed on paper (indicating the performer in brackets). But if you’re not too lazy, it’s better to prepare audio clips. In this case, fortune telling will turn out to be much more effective and interesting.

Song fragments are numbered. Guests draw out numbers, according to which short musical predictions are read to them. So, what does fate have in store for your guests in the coming year?

Suitable lines from songs:

1. Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)
2. Million, million, million Red roses(A. Pugacheva)
3. Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)
4. And on the sea there is white sand, a warm wind blows in the face (J. Friske)
5. Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced
6. There is nothing better in the world than wandering around the world with friends... (film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
7. Oh, mom, I’ll give you chic, I’ll give you chic (F. Kirkorov)
8. I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)
9. You're lucky - you're not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")
10. Voyage, voyage. There, where I have never been (S. Minaev)
11. I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day (“The Secret”)
12. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)
13. Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome. Big changes are ahead. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)
14. Oh, girls, I feel like I’m going on a spree. Oh, I'll go on a spree (Verka Serduchka)
15. The plane easily carries me away (Valeria)
16. Everything is in a bunch, but with us everything is in a bunch. Where we can’t climb straight through, we’ll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)
17. I'm lying in the sun. I'm looking at the sun. I lie and lie and look at the sun (film “How the Lion Cub and the Turtle Sang a Song”)
18. Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I'll fly high like a bird! (film “Flying Ship”)
19. The trailer will move, the trailer will move, the trailer will move... The trailer will move, the platform will remain (film “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”)
20. If there was a sea of beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of vodka, I would become a submarine (“Dune”)

From bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

U higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner rod- it was a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. Good news- the increase will occur in the wallet area.

New Year is everyone's favorite holiday. A wonderful time to get together, eat delicious food, give gifts and share wishes. Children see the magic in it that Santa Claus visits homes, leaving gifts there. And so that he knows which ones exactly, the children write letters. For adults, New Year is also a time of waiting for a miracle. After all, they make wishes, make plans and believe that it will definitely turn out better than the previous one.

That’s why the game of New Year’s predictions is so popular. Moreover, this comic predictions relating to various topics. There are allegorical ones, where there are hints or lengthy expressions. There are accurate, reflective existing reality. There are many options to play a game like this. The main thing is to prepare in advance.

Comic predictions based on films and songs

A great opportunity to have fun with a group when the festive dinner is eaten and dessert remains ahead. Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of New Year's predictions will certainly appeal to you.

How to apply:

Predictions can be hidden in special cookies.

you can bake special cookies by putting notes with funny predictions inside them instead of filling;
inflate a dozen multi-colored balloons and give the players a needle in turn so that they burst them - place notes inside;
print out colorful candy wrappers, place notes inside, then wrap them in them chocolate candies and serve it to guests for dessert;
write a dozen prophecies on identical pieces of paper, fold them and put them in a box or hat - let the guests take them out one by one;
make short prophecies and assign a number to everyone, tell the guests at the feast the numbers or ask them to choose for themselves (for example: “Name the numbers 1-10 one by one”).

Fortune telling using films or songs coming year more interesting. The results are funny sayings.

For example, find suitable song titles:

Dark night;
Night, night (Factor 2);
New turn;
One day the world will bend under us (c) (Time Machine);
Goodbye;
Wait, steam locomotive - from the film, Yu. Nikulin / G. Vitsin sing;
Nadezhda - A. German;
Abnegation – Fleur;
They won’t catch up with us - Tattoo;
Furry bumblebee;
White Rose;
Winged swing;
Combat;
The wind of change;
Tenderness – M. Kristalinskaya;
The beautiful is far away;
There is only a moment;
Ah, what a woman!
White Rose;
Farewell, love - A. Makarsky;
Memories – Factor 2;
I'll stay - City 312;
Love - Dan Balan.

Interesting! You can make prophecies not just by taking the name, but by turning on the composition you got and listening to it. It will be a real musical evening. Many songs carry deep meaning, give you pause to think.

Examples of predictions that can be made based on films of the current years:

“The evening of memories will end with an unexpected meeting. Perhaps an old school or college friend will come?”

“Goodbye to the love of delicious donuts! The New Year will definitely start with a new advanced diet!”

“A mysterious stranger will send you white roses. Who is he? The answer will surprise you. Perhaps a fan or an old friend?

“The year will fly by like a winged swing - up, when you’re lucky and the work is going well, then down, when difficulties arise. Keep swinging, the black stripe will definitely give way to a white one.”

"When it comes dark night without the moon, make a wish. It will come true soon."

“The usual life will end after the New Year holidays. The wind of change is inevitable! At first the changes will seem like an unpleasant surprise to you, but then you will realize that everything is going well.”

Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of New Year's predictions will certainly appeal to you.

Movie titles

You can guess by songs or movie titles. This is a simple, at the same time original way to get comic predictions for the New Year 2019. Then the guests themselves will be involved in the procedure of deciphering the “prophecy”, and most of the results will be cool. A list of movie titles to be used should be compiled in advance or written later with the guests. Let them remember the pictures, and the presenter will write them down. In a column, without numbers. Then, the players call the numbers and the presenter finds in this list desired name. Using it, he predicts for the year, adding a version of the decoding on his own, or he will first distribute paper notes to everyone with the names.

For example:

A striking design option for predictions.

Predator;
Armageddon;
Curse of the Nun;
The smell of a woman;
Taming of the Shrew;
The escape;
Sex and the City;
Groundhog Day;
Deal with the devil;
Stranger;
Quiet place;
Titanic;
Big jackpot;
Reincarnation;
The Wedding Planner;
The Forty-Year-Old Virgin;
Love affair at work;
Zigzag of luck;
Christmas trees;
Matchmakers;
Long road in the dunes.

Examples of predictions for the new year:

“A big jackpot awaits you!” – clearly concerns money.

“The taming of the obstinate is awaiting” - perhaps the authorities will take special measures to “educate” a careless employee, or this “surprise” concerns the home. Will you have to raise your child more strictly?

“A colleague has been eyeing you for a long time. Previously, he did not try to take active action. The office romance will begin suddenly. A stormy whirlpool of passions will swirl! Be extremely careful and trust your intuition!”

“The reincarnation of a forgotten project will bring unexpectedly successful results, even though you have to try!”

“Be careful, you will have to unite the team when the boss entrusts you with a new major project. Work as a united front, otherwise you will sink like the Titanic!”

“The nun's ominous curse awaits you! Perhaps your beloved mother-in-law or mother-in-law will come soon?

“Wait for the matchmakers! Is your beloved niece really getting married?

Lines from songs

At the same time, train your memory by remembering the lines of some favorite compositions or names of paintings. You can print them out on pieces of paper in advance and hand them out to your guests.

Song excerpts suitable for forecasts (for next year):

“Forget him, forget him” (c) “Hands up.”

“Such tenderness on the mirrors” (c) Maxim.

“A million, a million, a million scarlet roses” (c) A. Pugacheva.

“Oh mom, I’m going crazy!”

“Don’t listen to anyone, only your heart - it knows everything” (c) Max Korzh.

“But when everyone leaves, stay, sit next to me” (c) Olga Marquez.

“I really want to be with you, but sorry, dear, I have a lot to do” (c) Vitya Ak-47 - Sorry, dear, I have a lot to do.

“And even if the whole world turns to dust, I will carry your heart in my hands” (c) Olga Marquez.

“Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man’s world"

“Wait a little longer. We will show you the way” (c) “The path.

"I am free! Like a bird in the sky!”

“How lucky you are, my bride” (c) Mumiy Troll.

“Dad bought a car” (c) A. Pugacheva

“Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome” (c) P. Volya.

“Only, a glass of vodka on the table!” (c) G. Leps.

“The plane easily carries me away” (c) Valeria.

“For a week, until the second. I’ll go to Komarovo!”

“If you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket. So everything is not so bad today” (c) “Kino”.

Interesting! Each line is a ready-made prophecy; participants only need to choose! Somewhere there are hidden wise wishes, somewhere a reason to laugh, and at the same time to think.

In addition to lines from various famous songs or movie titles, you can write your own humorous predictions. At the same time, add meaning so that, in addition to being a joke, they bring benefits to the players.

Examples of prophecies for this year:

Drink tea regularly and never get sick

Interesting texts for New Year's comic predictions.

yours keyword will become: “Rapidly”

Your career will develop rapidly in the new year,

Salaries will also increase rapidly.

Rapidly - relationships will strengthen,

Quickly - you have to run when the boss calls.

Quickly - the premium will be accrued.

Quickly - the working year will fly by and a leisurely (no need to rush here) vacation will begin!

Look more cheerful - everything will turn out great in the new year.

Predictions in verse.

Happiness will come in your personal life,

At the same time, income will increase.

He will live calmly, without worries and no worries.

Smile more often - and fate will answer you with a smile!

The year will definitely be successful,

You will calmly solve all the assigned tasks.

Fulfill the plan, distinguish yourself with diligence,

And the bosses will praise you when they notice this.

Ask for a bonus, don’t be shy.

At the same time, you’ll get a raise sooner!

The prince is waiting for you, he arrived long ago. White horse, stable job, a bouquet of flowers - I collected everything. All that remains is to convey to him the answer: “Yes!” and take a step. Look around, he's nearby!

What was dreamed for a long time will certainly come true in the new year,

Unexpected troubles will go away unnoticed.

Definitely expect

The arrival of a harmful relative!

He will grumble constantly

But it will bring good luck and unexpected income.

He’ll come for a short while and check on everything,

At the same time, it will take away problems, sadness and troubles!

Don't be sad, better open the door wider.

Is this how you want to celebrate this New Year?

YesNo

Let happiness into the New Year.

Nadezhda will come with him, stay for a while,

Take her out of the way too.

Love will pass freely, it is impossible to contain it.

With her you can safely expect good luck when visiting.

Prosperity will gradually approach the threshold,

He will carefully examine the house, the threshold and the surroundings.

He decides that he should stay, the people are nice, it’s cozy here.

Gather this company at your place, treat them to tea,

If they wish or suggest something, write everything down.

Feed her delicious food, read fairy tales and put her to bed.

Now you always live with them!

It will be long, even dreary and difficult. It will take enough time, perhaps it helps the nerves. But the result will definitely justify all the investments - a new home!

Soon in the coming year you will become the victim of a surprise attack. In the evening, after all the New Year's holidays, a group of unknown people will find you. Among them is luck, it will hold tight. The active ringleader will be love, who is also the organizer of the attack. The third is prosperity, and inspiration will come with them.

It is worth warning - the attack will succeed and you will no longer be able to escape.

Smile more often, then you will receive an unexpected offer. The director of a toothpaste manufacturing factory will want to work with you.

Your wealth in the coming year will increase significantly after receiving a million dollar win! Be careful, do not waste money on trifles.

On this holiday, your many relatives will unexpectedly remind you of themselves. Everyone will invite you to visit, feed you delicious food and give you a gift!

You will feel like a prisoner of a time machine - you will have to work a lot and it will seem as if you have returned to the Year of the Horse. However, the results will be worth the time and effort invested!

The end of the year will bring a series of strong shocks. Your success will amaze your envious people, competitors and other ill-wishers.

Expect a stranger to visit. He will appear on Sunday morning and shock you. Perhaps it's the postman? Will give you a notification that you have won a million dollars! We'll have to let him in!

You will lose seven things: failure, debts, an unpleasant acquaintance, resentment, misfortune and a bad habit.

You will get seven things in return: love, prosperity, luck, inspiration, hope, happiness and a bonus.

Be careful, the word “big” haunts you. If there is a salary, you will get a big one, if there is a project, they will entrust you with a large one, if there are gatherings, then they will be large-scale, where many people will gather! So try to use this word wisely! Then the big boss will certainly be pleased with you.

The year will fly by! Get a cool car and have a great vacation at your favorite resort. Your life will change dramatically, and your cool boss will give you a stunning bonus!

Looking for destiny? Be sure to visit a nudist beach and look around carefully. Perhaps your happiness will find you and settle down next to you in the new year!

A lot of things will pass you by in life. Only a few things will remain: happiness, prosperity, good health and good luck.

Prepare dinner, decorate the Christmas tree and open the door: Santa Claus will definitely come to visit! Give him a treat and entertain him with conversation. At the same time, tell him about your plans. In return, the kind old man will bring you a wonderful gift!

Bottom line

When composing the text of notes, you need to focus on the age and hobbies of the audience. The main thing is not to offend, but to make those present laugh. If there is a company with children, it is better to avoid vulgarities. If all the guests are relatives or friends and they have been communicating for a long time, you can add snippets of pleasant memories to the prophecies.

It would be a good idea to write several individual messages aimed at a specific recipient. His hobby, professional activity and character will be clues.

In order to find out what to expect in the new year, there are many fortune telling. They can be carried out in a short and humorous manner during New Year's corporate events, meeting with friends at home or visiting. Predictions can be presented in prose or poetry, written on small pieces of paper that can be placed in cookies, candies, pies, dumplings and other sweets. As a New Year's fortune telling, it would be great to hold a lottery where each item has its own specific meaning. You can use the names of films and songs as predictions.

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Comic prophecies for corporate events

Typically, at the end of the year, many companies hold corporate events, during which the results of the outgoing year are summed up and plans are drawn up. In order to brighten up the situation, you can offer your employees funny joke predictions that will definitely come true in the coming year:

1. Climbing career ladder, you should walk carefully and carefully watch your step so as not to slip on the spit of envious colleagues.
2. Next year you should expect a serious increase - your office will be located several floors higher.
3. If you smile a lot next year, you can expect to sign a lucrative contract. The business partner will be a well-known toothpaste manufacturer.
4. If next year you enter your boss’s office on the left foot every time, you can get a promotion.
5. You are very lucky - next year you will be able to get rid of your bad habit. True, two more will appear in return.

It is important to select predictions that will not offend your colleagues.

For a party with a group of employees, short prophecies for the New Year, not only in prose, but also in verse, are suitable:

Short	Cool
Don't be in front of your boss - so there's no risk of getting drunk!	Urgently go to the gym So that cash grows in your pocket. The figure has nothing to do with it, Time to be a strong shoulder
Whoever's boss kicks him out of work has less to worry about in the New Year!	You wanted a new laptop, The old man received a skiff. Receive and sign And say goodbye to money What will be withheld from your salary? For device breakdown
Whoever drinks champagne will return without a bonus!	A promotion is waiting for you. Looks like you didn't work in vain. And behind the boss every day No wonder he dragged around like a shadow. Now it's all up to you - How can you live with your dream?

Predictions for friends

To celebrate a fun holiday at home, with friends or family, you can use more daring predictions. Cookies, pies, and candies can be used as “packaging” for predictions.

Options:

1. Next year you should expect a new addition to the family - neighboring cockroaches will move into your apartment.
2. Next year we will be able to find the treasure. It will look like my husband's nest egg, which he saved all year.
3. You should beware of unexpected attacks in the coming year. You will be attacked by luck, which will be difficult to fight off.
4. It is necessary to beware of cooling the feelings of the other half. Otherwise, you can be ill with love for the entire 12 months.
5. If you give your beloved a diamond ring as a New Year’s gift, then the stars predict a full life for you in the next 12 months.
6. Next year you will be able to get into the cream of society and find yourself a rich and generous sponsor.
7. In the coming year, gray everyday life will be brightened up with a passionate romance with a handsome lover.
8. Next year your friends will not be able to forget you. It's hard to forget someone who owes money.
9. You can expect an unforgettable vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
10. There are two pieces of news. Bad - You will gain weight. Good - the increase will occur in the wallet area.
11. When crossing the road, you should look both ways. You may meet your destiny.
12. In the New Year you can receive a gift in the form of a Gold Fish. It will be baked and with vegetables.

What do the names of films and songs predict?

You can use the names of songs and films as predictions. You can write them on separate pieces of paper, place them in a magic bag and invite guests to pull out one piece of paper with the following words: “Next year awaits me...”.

Fortune telling for Christmas

Christmas fortune telling has its own unique flavor and originality. Exist different versions predictions for Christmas.

Fortune telling on 12 pieces of paper

For one of the options, you need to write your deepest dreams on pieces of paper, the size of which is approximately 2x4 cm. You should make no more than 12 wishes, and they should not be repeated. All pieces of paper are rolled into a tube, placed in a magic bag and placed under the pillow. In the morning, you need to take out any three pieces of paper and read the wishes that should come true throughout the year.

Competition "Comic Predictions"

This competition is perfect for celebrating Christmas with a circle of friends. To carry it out you need to prepare cool pictures, which depict what people most often dream about when making a wish. For example:

Healthy and a happy family.
Money.
Manager's chair.
Wedding ceremony.
New big house.
Prestigious car.
Telephone latest model.
rest in exotic country.
Trip around the world.

The images can be printed or cut out from any old magazines. The pictures need to be hung on a rope. For this purpose, tape or clothespins are used. Each of the guests in turn is blindfolded. The participant is untwisted and brought to the rope. The task of the competition is to take a picture and see what awaits him in the new year.

Predictions for the Old New Year

There are other fun New Year's prediction methods. When everyone gathers at the table for the Old New Year, you can offer guests a treat in the form of dumplings. At the same time funny and good wishes for the future are determined not by notes inside the product. Dumplings contain interesting items, each of them has its own secret meaning and tells you what to expect in the coming year:

Filling	Meaning
Orange	A pleasant surprise from a loved one
	To a pleasant romantic acquaintance
	To great luck and good fortune
	Home comfort and calm
Walnut	Good health
	To receive unexpected profits
	Long and happy life
	Big win
	Wealth and comfortable life
	Great temptation
	Receiving a bonus or salary increase
Caramel	New love story
Potato	New position
	Dramatic changes in life
	For the wedding ceremony
Red pepper	Obstacles in business
	To the good news
Bay leaf	Quick rise through the ranks
	Good health and excellent well-being
	To big profits
	New acquaintances
	Obstacles in implementing the plan
	Well-being and prosperity
White thread	Long trip or business trip
Green thread	Trip abroad
Thread with knots	To unexpected troubles and worries
Black thread	Short business trip
	Passionate lover
	Two fans at once
	Thrill
Ground allspice	To drastic changes in life
Black peppercorns	New acquaintances
Button	To update your wardrobe
	Vain hopes
	Well-being at home
	Easy year
	New creative ideas
	Quarrels, tears
Bell pepper	Sex games
	Big win
	New acquaintances
Dough, beans, fish scales	New addition to the family
	Good health
	Happy shopping
	Well-fed year
	Strengthening family relationships
	Marriage of convenience
	Well-deserved reward for work

New Year's lottery

To make the evening unforgettable, you can hold an interesting fortune-telling lottery. To do this, each of the guests pulls one of the items out of the bag at random, and the host reads to him the meaning of the gift:

Picture	Meaning
Bubble	All troubles and bad luck They will dissolve without a doubt. Like a soap bubble Let all the problems burst
Toilet paper	There may be a lot of snow outside, But your path is easy. It will be long and bright, like a roll of paper
Firecracker	New interesting year Waiting at the gate. It will be noisy, colorful, Bright - like this firecracker
Soap	To wash away all the problems, I need to get soap
Comb	In the coming year Expect beauty to visit, So that your hair doesn't let you down, Here's a cool comb for you
Wet wipes	To troubles and sorrows You haven't been bothered all year, Erase them from yourself accurately, Here are some wet wipes for you

New year's night- this is the time when work colleagues get together, best friends, relatives, loved ones. It is impossible to imagine the New Year without fun, congratulations and, of course, gifts. Many people expect something special from him. Comic predictions for the New Year 2019 can be a real surprise for those who decide to celebrate this event in your circle.

for family;
for work colleagues;
for children;
for your closest friends.

In fact, there are a huge number of such forecasts. They can be with jokes, in prose, in poetry, short quatrains, according to the signs of the Zodiac, etc. They can be presented after competitions as a gift, after dance competitions in the form of surprises, said during a toast, etc. Short funny predictions for all guests can make New Year's Eve unforgettable.

New Year is the best time to lift the veil of mystery and find out. New Year's Eve is a time of miracles and therefore each of us is happy to know what will happen very soon.

When preparing for the New Year, you need to prepare predictions for all participants in advance New Year's Eve. They can be presented in in different forms. For example, in the form beautiful cards, which must be pulled from a colorful bag, a mysterious chest or a hat. Prophecies can be glued with tape with reverse side New Year's toys so that they are not visible. At the right moment, you can invite guests to choose their favorite toy and read the predictions out loud. You can put a fateful forecast in cookies or candies that the hostess is preparing for New Year's Eve.

It’s better to have a little more options than guests. After all, for the one who ends up last in choosing predictions, it is very important to have a choice.

And yet, we must take into account that all prophecies are positive character, did not offend those present and did not touch them to the quick. In this regard, it is better to choose funny predictions with jokes. Each of us hopes only for the best in the coming year. Therefore, predictions should be kind and optimistic. Here are examples of forecasts for various situations, which are possible with .

Predictions for colleagues

Forget that the holiday is coming
You need to move forward in your career,
While colleagues are simply drinking heavily,
Hint your boss about career growth!

The coming year is prophesied for you
Fame, money and success!
A sea of crazy emotions
And recognition from everyone!

Today you are among friends,
Shout again: “pour, pour”
So that tomorrow you won’t be ashamed,
Today you need to be respectable!

Funny predictions
For all honest company,
But personally, personally for you
And at all a year will pass Just kidding!

In the works next year
It will bring you success!
And a lot of money to boot,
To buy you a dacha in the Moscow region!

Forecasts in verse

You will have a lot of money
You will have a successful journey!
There won't be any worries
But the main thing is to start working!

The stars are prophesying for you today
Be kinder to your friends!
Otherwise they are all together
They will put you in your place!

All wishes at this hour
Today is just for you.
Sleep more, relax,
Don't waste your bottle!

This is a prediction
Talks about your upbringing!
Why laugh at others?
Try to figure it out for yourself!

It will be quiet in your personal life,
If you make me angry!
And if you are obedient,
Everyone will fall in love with you!

Short prophecies according to the signs of the Zodiac

Aries

Oh, what a stubborn sheep

We'll tell you straight to your face!

We need to give in more

So as not to get caught all year!

Taurus

You don't have the strength of character

Well, start digging the dacha,

To stock up on low-fat food for you,

So that you become thin at the end of the year!

Twins

Your character is loving

Adventures abound for you

Carries to point five,

Oh, how would there be no adversity!

Cancer

Cancer, crawl forward

Stop hiding behind everyone

Otherwise you'll be here for a whole year

Success will bypass!

a lion

Lions should be careful

Drink a lot so as not to fight.

To you all year long at all the parties,

Be less likely to go to different drinking parties!

Virgo

Stop sleeping or you'll oversleep

Happiness, you are completely friends,

Come on, wipe the dirt off your face,

It's high time you became a prince!

Scales

Stop hanging around in the hole

Today to be, then not to be!

It's time for you to be able to decide

And start living actively!

Scorpion

They may run away from you

All friends, keep this in mind!

Refrain from biting

Next year, do it!

Sagittarius

You are driven only by fire,

Don't touch you in a fever,

But you won’t burn when you’re blazing,

More often than not you extinguish passions!

Capricorn

Capricorn in the Year of the Dog

Get lucky in the lottery

He's your soulmate

He'll take you to the Canary Islands.

Aquarius

Let's celebrate the New Year!

Retribution will come later...

After all, drinking is dangerous for Aquarius,

Your head will be crazy in the morning.

Fish

You fishes swim in a smooth stream

And you shouldn’t give importance to the little things!

Then luck will quietly float nearby,

Moving you only forward!

Short funny predictions

I wish you not to be bored in vain. There will be new friends.
Don't let worry bother you. A new job is waiting for you.
There are many different impressions. On wonderful journeys.
May success follow. You are the best to study.
Surrounded you for comfort. And incomes will increase.
I wish you luck. A new addition to your family is waiting for you.
A toast to your health. There will be career growth for you.
Luck will not leave you. There will be a new dacha for you.
I want to keep the style. You will have a car.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you. You will have your own apartment.

Wishes for family and relatives

You have a lot of friends and acquaintances, and everyone will come to visit you soon.

Very soon from friends
Wait for good news!

You will soon be very lucky,
Fate will bring a surprise!

So that money flows like a river, so that you can have caviar for breakfast,
So that your career goes straight up, and in all matters - success!

So that you are loved and appreciated, so that you dig up a treasure in the forest,
To drink and not get sick, to eat and not get fat.

And a lot of household chores and household chores await you.
But in your family and in your personal life everything will work out great!

A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.

Let success follow! You are the best to study!

I wish you to live a pleasant and easy life!
And so that your wallet is tightly packed with money!

May you not live sadly,
Cabbage crunches in your wallet,
The key to the car is in my pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa.

Predictions for children

If you will help your mother
Wash dishes, put everything away,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!

You have a surprise, my friend,
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to deserve it
And be good all year!

There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Sweets, cakes, pastries!

If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow up, my friend,
You'll be weak all year
Like a pea pod!

My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And don’t shed tears over him!

The desire to find out what awaits us in the future, near or distant, is common to many people. For this purpose, we are interested in horoscopes every day, open online fortune telling sites, dream books, and visit famous fortune tellers at home. And even the most inveterate skeptics from time to time listen to what fortune tellers prophesy.

IN modern world predictions are not always serious; a funny joke is also appropriate here. Why are they needed? comic fortune telling, because even a century ago people listened to the prophecies of fortune tellers with palpable fear. Then it never occurred to them to turn it into a prank, a funny joke. However, times are changing. The accelerated pace of life, workload, and everyday worries make everyday life monotonous and faceless. IN holidays I want to relax, laugh at myself, joke with my friends and girlfriends. Birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays, the celebration of the most magical holiday - the New Year - have been accompanied by comic fortune-telling at home for many years now.

Comic fortune telling for guests at the table

To make the holiday truly fun, the hospitable hosts will definitely think through all its stages. During breaks between dances, you can gather guests at the table and offer to tell fortunes for the future. The time period for prediction is usually chosen to be short - one season (spring, summer, etc.) or a year.

The hosts do not need to make any special efforts; they just need to prepare a tray with small, light (prefer coffee) cups from the service. Small objects are placed in cups, the guest must choose the vessel he likes, its contents will tell you which events will become major in a particular period of time. After choosing a cup, the “client” returns it along with its contents, so that the rest of the guests do not have to guess at what is left. The hostess rearranges the cups on the tray and the fortune telling continues.

☞ What items to use:

lipstick (image update);
ring ( romantic relationship for married people, serious people - for single people);
wedding ring(family joys for married people, weddings for single people);
a sheet of paper (everything will go unchanged);
coin (growth of welfare);
hairpin ( Savor);
pacifier (birth of a child, other events related to children).

This fortune telling will be a fun and successful event if there are few guests - 7-10 people.

Comic fortune telling magic bag

Fortune telling with a magic bag will bring even more fun. We remember this trick from kindergarten. There is an effect of surprise here, since the fortuneteller does not see what surprise is to be taken out of the bag.
I must say that this is a very convenient fortune telling; you just need to pick up a beautiful opaque bag and many different small objects. Sometimes sweet New Year's gifts for children are packed in high-quality velvet bags; this form will be simply ideal for comic fortune-telling. In a few minutes with a magic bag, you will go around to all the guests who want to find out how their lives will turn out next year.

☞ Items placed in the bag:

chocolate matryoshka in foil (adding a family);
matches (life will be bright like fireworks);
chewing gum(the year will be smooth and calm);
souvenir bottle of alcohol (there will be many reasons for fun).

Comic fortune telling by a gypsy woman for a woman’s anniversary

A woman who can and loves to speak well and fluently should perform in a gypsy costume. However, it could also be a man with the same qualities. The second option is even preferable and funnier; the birthday girl and all the guests will really like the element of surprise. You will need a colorful gypsy outfit with fluffy skirts, a wig, a headband or a scarf. The voice of the presenter will bring intrigue, who will announce to the birthday girl that an unusual guest is breaking through to her, who was mistakenly not invited to the celebration.
A gypsy woman entering the hall approaches the birthday girl, expertly takes her hand, and asks her to “gild the handle” (it would be good if the presenter had chocolate coins in foil for this moment). The fortune teller, gifted with coins, begins to tell the woman about what has happened life path. The truth should be closely intertwined with a catchphrase, an inoffensive joke. The gypsy’s words should look like an ode of praise with a bit of humor. The gypsy will also predict the future, the main thing is that this fortune telling is good and brings only positive things. Fortune telling can be completed with a sparkling “Gypsy”, where the fortune teller, birthday girl and guests will act as skillful dancers.

Comic New Year's fortune-telling and predictions

New Year's fortune-telling and predictions are appropriate absolutely everywhere - at corporate events in the office, at a party with friends and in close quarters. family circle. Celebrating a fun and magical holiday, many behave like children, anticipating entertainment and gifts. One of these gifts is comic fortune-telling and predictions. There is room for creativity here, and in every team there is sure to be at least one poet or poetess. This talented people It won’t be difficult to compose 10-20 poetic lines-predictions for the next year in 2-3 hours.

What attributes are required for New Year's fortune telling? The bare minimum is to use a Santa Claus hat, in which you put a bunch of poetic predictions printed on paper and rolled into a tube. There are few requirements for these predictions - they must be kind, cheerful, and witty. Otherwise, your imagination is unlimited. The following lines are quite appropriate:

Look forward with hope, then wealth awaits you.
There is someone who thinks about you every day and every hour.
Leave sadness and grief - go to the sea.
You will always have delicious food at home.

Do not forget that in every team there is a suspicious and very suggestible person. He will ponder the received prediction for a long time, finding in it non-existent background or flaws. Therefore, poetic lines are simply obliged to convey warmth, kindness and positivity.

Funny fortune telling by a gypsy woman at a corporate party

An eloquent employee or employee who comes to a corporate event dressed as a gypsy will liven up the party. Having worked for years in the same team, we thoroughly know all the positive and negative sides colleagues. Their relationships in the family and with others are also no big secret. The gypsy can play it all out, predicting to everyone what awaits them in the near future. On the Internet there are many poetic fortune-telling for this case, subtly noting the character and characteristics of a person. All that remains is to choose a fortune telling that is suitable for each employee.

Sparkling fun at the table will be ensured if you learn poetry by heart. Just look at the lines about a gray-haired careerist secretly dreaming of an affair with a young woman or a womanizer who doesn’t let a single skirt pass by! There is a wonderful poem about a woman going through suitors and having difficulty making a choice. All this is done with dignity, with subtle and gentle humor, and you will definitely find a wonderful fortune telling for each employee.

If you have a unique person in front of you, with bright character traits and behavior, for whom it is difficult to find a ready-made fortune-telling, come up with it yourself, if there is a poet in the team. In any case, whether the gypsy speaks in memorized lines or in prose, improvising right on the go, the holiday will be successful.

Comic fortune telling for children

Funny fortune telling for children is a fertile topic. Kids believe in miracles, they expect magic and fairy tales from every holiday, and you can make these dreams come true. Bright emotions, fun and laughter children's party will cause an adult to appear dressed in a wizard costume, such as an Astrologer or a Fairy. Children school age they can take it themselves Active participation in fortune telling if you prepare bright empty cards and markers for them. On the card, the child will have to write the phrase: “In the New Year, you will…”

☞ Often children finish a phrase like this:

happiness;
new toy;
Love.

The completed cards are collected and mixed in the Astrologer’s “magic” cap or a beautiful vase. After this, the guys take turns taking out a fortune-telling card and reading the prediction they received.

Children especially like fortune telling with balloons. To do this, you need to prepare as many balls as there are children present at the party. A note with a fortune rolled into a tube is placed in each ball. The child chooses the ball he likes, which will have to be pierced with a needle, and reads the prediction. They can be like this:

“Study hard, you will receive a wonderful gift.”
"In that New Year's celebration you get a prize, you prankster.”

However, fortune telling with balls is only suitable for schoolchildren, children preschool age may be frightened by the noise from bursting balloons and this must be taken into account.

For small children, you can use a magic bag by placing small toys with fortune notes in it. The kids will be delighted with the toys, and an adult will read the predictions for them.
By the way, not only adults can play the role of a wizard at a children's party. Older brothers and sisters like to act in this capacity. Of course, adults will have to help prepare the attributes for the holiday - a wizard costume, fortune cards, surprise toys for the magic bag. You will spend several hours on this, but the children will have a lot of fun, and they will remember this for a long time interesting holiday.

If you are organizing a holiday with comic fortune telling, be well prepared.

Select a suitable fortune teller candidate, an eloquent person with organizational skills.
Prepare in advance all the attributes for fortune telling (Wizard, Gypsy costume, magic bag, cups, etc.).
Predictions in poetic form needs to be learned well.
Pay close attention to the text of the predictions; it should be funny, but not offensive.

It's a lot of work, but it will bring a lot of pleasure and positive emotions.

There are many holidays in life - birthdays, anniversaries, New Year, just friendly parties. So that they do not turn into ordinary get-togethers with tasting of alcohol and gourmet dishes, dilute them with interesting events. Dancing, fun competitions with dressing up and singing, games with surprises - all this has been used for a long time. Comic fortune telling is a new invention of entertainers. It is interesting and exciting because here we're talking about about the eternal desire of people to at least briefly look into the future.

Psychologists say that sometimes comic fortune-telling comes true. And this is quite possible, because it has long been known that words are material. Light humor in predictions also fulfills its purpose - with its help, a person will think about shortcomings and take measures to correct them. Kind, cheerful comic fortune-telling is a real wish for material well-being, marital happiness, and good luck. I wish you good comic predictions, fun and joy on every holiday!