Ready-made New Year's script for adults. The best New Year's tales and skits - impromptu
Do you want to celebrate the New Year in a new and original way? Then this section is for you. New Year 2019 is just around the corner and for it we have prepared New Year's scenarios 2019 - funny and cool. You will find here various corporate scenarios for the New Year 2019 for all ages and for every taste. Have a fun New Year 2019! Choose scenarios, competitions, fairy tales, cool parties on or modern funny scenarios! And also scripts for Father Santa Claus! And it’s just funny in the year of the pig. I have everything for you, just click on the highlighted word you need.
Scenario for the New Year for those over 50
A winter melody sounds. The presenter enters the stage. The soundtrack ends.
Presenter. Good afternoon, our dear, our beloved guests! We are very glad that today, throwing away all your household chores, you came to us! We came to celebrate the most beloved, most long-awaited, most exciting holiday - New Year! There are so many good things I want to wish you on this day that even the thoughts in your head are confused. In the meantime, I’m collecting my thoughts for New Year’s greetings, the children’s choreographic ensemble “Shaluny” is performing on stage.
An amateur performance number is being performed.
Presenter. So, I collected my thoughts and begin to congratulate all of you, my dears! I wish you the fulfillment of all your most cherished desires this year. Sometimes it seems to us that an elderly person has nothing to dream about. Or his dreams should be mundane and ordinary. I would like to note that while a person dreams, his life is filled with meaning and energy. And as soon as dreams disappear from our lives, we begin to mope, be sad and, ultimately, get sick. Remember the words of the famous song “...We were born to make a fairy tale come true...”? So let's turn our dreams, our fairy tales into reality! And what does a person need in order for it to be born in his head? good dream? First of all, health and good mood. Let's start with a good mood! He will give it to you...
The phonogram of the song “At the edge of the forest…” is played. A pretty Baba Yaga appears from behind the scenes, singing this song.
Baba Yaga
In the forest, not on the edge
Yaga lived in a hut.
She salted snowballs
In a birch tub.
She was drying the grass
She cooked toads there
And therefore pretty
Presenter ( I finally came to my senses). Citizen, stop your outrage immediately! The soundtrack ends abruptly.
Baba Yaga(with great dignity, today at her party great mood). I'm not a disgrace! I brought an element of surprise, enthusiasm, and unpredictability into your tiresome holiday!
Presenter(continuing to be indignant). We don't need your unpredictability! We conduct our evening according to a clear script, which is rehearsed to the smallest detail.
Baba Yaga(sighs). Oh! I have never heard anything more depressing! Where have you seen everything planned at New Year's Eve? Where is the mystery? Miracle? Magic?
Presenter. For mystery, we have the Snow Maiden. For magic - Santa Claus. And when they appear together at our holiday, they will, apparently, show us New Year's miracles!
Baba Yaga. I thought so, everything is as always. But today everything will be different! Because!.. I take this New Year's Eve into my own hands!
Presenter. Who will allow you to do this?
Baba Yaga. Yes you are, darling!
Presenter(taken aback). I?! Like this? Baba Yaga. And you will enjoy spending the evening with me!
Presenter. I will like?
Baba Yaga. Yes! What did you want to announce now?
Presenter. Now the vocal group “Nocturne” was supposed to perform in front of our guests. Before you ruin everything.
Baba Yaga. Who announces this? Who? Vocal group "Nocturne" - that's all?
Presenter. And what else?
Baba Yaga. By the way, I saw your vocal group. And I would announce them like this... Do you think the girls on stage are charming? Oh no, better than girls. They are even more lovely, they are even more wonderful. They also say about these that they are berries again!
Presenter. Who declares that? Who announces this?
Baba Yaga. Don't interfere! So, let's meet desperate girls who are still singing and not spinning tows!
Presenter. What does the tow have to do with it?
Baba Yaga. Tow is a saying. I'm from a fairy tale. Without a saying?
Presenter. Let me announce the number, and we’ll talk backstage.
Baba Yaga. Well, announce it, announce it! Routine, everyday...
Presenter. But it's understandable. Dear guests, the vocal group “Nocturne” sings for you.
Baba Yaga and the Presenter leave the stage. Amateur performance number. The Presenter and Baba Yaga appear on the stage again.
Presenter. Why did you decide to come to us for the evening? Why not meet him in your forest?
Baba Yaga. In the forest? What are you doing? My hut is undergoing renovations!
Presenter. Repair?
Baba Yaga. Why are you surprised?
Presenter. You're from a fairy tale. With magic and their sayings, everything would be repaired in the blink of an eye.
Baba Yaga. By magic I can only destroy. But to repair it is only humanly possible.
Presenter. What, they hired a construction team?
Baba Yaga. What kind of team can I have? Leshy is a foreman, Cat is a builder, and Kikimora is a laborer.
Presenter. So, how are repairs going in such a company?
Baba Yaga. But so far there is no progress.
Presenter. Why so?
Baba Yaga. But because the stove was broken, the roof was destroyed. But the chicken’s legs were lost from such a misfortune, and the hut now stands right in the snow.
Presenter. How will you live there now?
Baba Yaga. I don't know yet, honey. I think that I will still have to hire a team of builders to completely restore my hut. I’ll buy skis for everyone and we’ll get to my place through the forest.
Presenter. Skis - good idea. So we invited skiers to our holiday. Meet the ensemble...
The presenter and Baba Yaga leave the stage. Amateur performance number. The Presenter and Baba Yaga are on stage again.
Presenter. Still, I’m interested in why you came to our holiday? After all, the elderly have gathered here today.
Baba Yaga. Who do you think I am?
Presenter. Who do you think you are?
Baba Yaga. But in our opinion, I am very old, so deeply that it’s scary to think about.
Presenter. Don't you remember how old you are?
Baba Yaga. Of course, I don’t remember, it seems to me that I’ve been living forever.
Presenter. But eternity is endless. Baba Yaga. I know it's endless. But I am also infinite.
Presenter. Well, this can't be true!
Baba Yaga. Maybe! Maybe! I guess that my appearance bothers you.
Presenter. Yes a little.
Baba Yaga. I look great for my endless years. But what efforts I put into this!
Presenter. Which ones?
Baba Yaga. Huge.
Presenter. Or to be more precise.
Baba Yaga. Or rather... Firstly, a daily shake-up - I argue with my hut. Secondly, daily flights in an open air stupa. Thirdly, a daily mask of dried frogs and poisonous roots. And here is the result!
Presenter(with a laugh). Yes, the result, as they say, is obvious.
Baba Yaga. Don't be sarcastic. First, live to see my infinity, and then we’ll see which of us will be sarcastic. In the meantime, get out there, announce your number!
Presenter. And I again invite the vocal group “Nocturne” to our New Year’s stage. The presenter and Baba Yaga leave. Amateur performance number. The Presenter and Baba Yaga are on stage again.
Presenter. Listen, Baba Yaga, are you just going to bother me all evening?
Baba Yaga. I'm not interfering!
Presenter. Are you bothering me? Baba Yaga. No!
Presenter. So, forgive the indiscreet question, what are you doing here?
Baba Yaga. I'm helping you spend New Year's Eve!
Presenter. Oh, thanks! Baba Yaga. Oh please! What's next in our scenario?
Presenter. I'll be holding a New Year's quiz now.
Baba Yaga(interrupts). Well then, see me off! And I’ll stand on the sidelines, listen, and then give my quiz. Will you allow me?
Presenter. I'll allow it! I'll allow it! Just please don't disturb me now!
Baba Yaga. All! I'm silent!
Presenter. So, dear friends, I invite you to answer the questions of my quiz! And the quiz, of course, is about the New Year.
Quiz New Year
1. What holiday did Peter the Great introduce in Rus' in 1699? (New Year.)
2. Following European fashion, Peter I changed the chronology. So, the year 7208 from the beginning of the creation of the world became what year from the Nativity of Christ? (1700)
3. It was Peter I who introduced the custom in Rus' on January 1 to wish Happy New Year! Subjects were supposed to congratulate each other on this holiday. What were parents supposed to do to entertain their children on this day? (Rolling down the hills.)
4. In which city was the first New Year celebrated in Russia? (8 Moscow.)
5. The first fireworks were produced in Moscow on Red Square during the New Year celebrations in Russia. Who was the main pyrotechnician? (Tsar Peter I himself.)
6. Who brought the first one to Russia christmas tree? (Tsar Peter I.)
Presenter. So, the winners receive prizes. And the holiday will continue...
Baba Yaga(interrupts). And I will continue the holiday! She tortured the people with her king! What's his name? (Remembers.) With his Peter I.
Presenter. Let's see what you have to offer!
Baba Yaga. And I’ll offer a fairytale quiz - Baboyezhev’s!
Presenter. Which one? Which one?
Baba Yaga(dissatisfied). Baboezhevskaya. And don't bother me! (Pushes the presenter aside.) Wait, let's stand aside for now!
Quiz from Baba Yaga
1. Question one. How old am I? (I don’t remember myself. But I live a long time.)
2. Second question. In which locality I live? (In the thicket of the forest.)
3. Question three. What is my house like? (A hut on chicken legs.)
4. Question four. Which aircrafts have? (Mortar and broom.)
5. Question five. What tribe do I belong to? (To the forest evil spirits.)
6. Question six. He's the boss. What do they call me affectionately? (Yagusha, Yagusenka, Yagushechka, etc., whoever comes up with it.) Baba Yaga (addresses the Presenter.) Well, I'm finished. Can you announce my concert number?
Presenter. What's the number? And the prizes for the winners?
Baba Yaga. What are these prizes?
Presenter. For the correct answer, participants should receive a small New Year's souvenir!
Baba Yaga(indignantly). Yes, I am a participant myself!
Presenter. Why then hold a quiz?
Baba Yaga. Why did you spend it?
Presenter. To give gifts for knowledge, and those who didn’t know learned something new for themselves!
Baba Yaga. Not everyone knew everything about me either, but now they know everything!
Presenter. But our viewers were expecting something else!
Woman. Yaga. How else?
Presenter. Gifts, although they are small, are still joy!
Baba Yaga. Yes, I myself am very happy!
Presenter(absolutely exhausted). Are you going to argue with me?
Baba Yaga. Don't argue!
Presenter. There is no longer any strength to argue!
Baba Yaga. Well, can you announce the concert number to me?
Presenter. Yes, announce it! Announce!
Baba Yaga. There are tiny little dancers on stage. Naughty girls, long eyelashes. The stomping girls, the merry girls and the funny girls with some kind of “Let’s play around” will now give us a dance break.
Baba Yaga and the Presenter leave the stage. An amateur performance number is being performed. The host and Baba Yaga are back on stage.
Presenter. Tell me, dear, do you know what year we are celebrating?
Baba Yaga. Which? Which one?.. And which one?
Presenter. By eastern calendar…
Baba Yaga(interrupts). According to the eastern calendar - this is necessary, we made it! We live in Russia, I personally will celebrate the New Year according to the Russian calendar.
Presenter. We will also follow the Russian style, but we can’t get away from the eastern one! The whole world accepted him. And we, as part of the world, also accepted it.
Baba Yaga. And what is so interesting about it?
Presenter. Every year we meet one animal and see off another!
Baba Yaga. And what, different each time?
Presenter. Not really! Twelve years later everything is repeating itself!
Baba Yaga. And who are you dating now? Who are you saying goodbye to?
Presenter. We meet the pig, and say goodbye to the dog!
Baba Yaga. I listen to you and am amazed! It seems that I am the evil spirit of the forest! And it’s you who are talking about all the forestry and devilry, not me!
Presenter. Well, you know, where are you going against the whole world?
Baba Yaga. But here it is for me against the whole world! The world is changing, but I still live and live. And I wouldn’t trade my hut with my cat for any pig or dog!
Presenter. And why am I arguing with an uneducated woman!
Baba Yaga. That's why you, educated people, live so little. And I’ve seen so much in my life that I’m already more educated than you!
Presenter. I don't think the audience is interested in our tiresome argument.
Baba Yaga. That's it! The truth hurts my eyes!
Presenter. Maybe you can still let me announce the next dance number?
Baba Yaga. Maybe I will!
Presenter. Dear friends, our New Year's program continues...
Baba Yaga and the Presenter leave. An amateur performance number is being performed. The Presenter and Baba Yaga are on stage again.
Presenter. Don’t you think, dear uninvited guest, that you have turned our New Year’s Eve into an evening of evil spirits?
Baba Yaga. Why so?
Presenter. Yes, because the main guests New Year's Eve Ded Moroz and Snegurochka.
Baba Yaga. Surprised! And Baba Yaga is a guest not only at New Year's Eve, but at almost every holiday for children, adults and very adults.
Presenter. Yes, but at our New Year's party we could easily do without you.
Baba Yaga(throws a tantrum). I, the oldest of the elderly, are being deprived of the right to attend the New Year's Eve party for the elderly!
Presenter(trying to calm down). Well, why are you so excited?
Baba Yaga(completely calmed down). Be glad that I’m not causing any mischief yet! I am peaceful today. Today is my day off! Holiday! You can count yourself lucky!
Presenter. Are you lucky?
Baba Yaga (interrupts). Lucky! Lucky! You don't have to thank me. Let's call him better: with a beard and a bag!
Presenter. How disrespectful you are about Santa Claus! Will he come when they talk about him like that?
Baba Yaga(frightened). What if it doesn't come?
Presenter. It may not come!
Baba Yaga(nervous). What about gifts?
Presenter. How mercantile you are!
Baba Yaga(steps on the leader). Call me names!
Presenter(from above). And I don’t call you names. This word is everything educated people they know, but you are the most educated among us.
Baba Yag a (catching himself). Of course, the most educated. And I understood what you said. (To the audience.) I didn’t understand anything!
Presenter(to the audience). Our dear guests! It's time to call Santa Claus. Let's call him together, like in childhood...
Baba Yaga(interrupts, shouts and runs around the hall). Santa Claus, come! And bring your bag!
Baba Yaga screams three times. After this, he begins to rush around the hall and on the stage, looking behind the scenes.
Baba Yaga(addresses the presenter). Well, where is he? Where?
Presenter(strictly). Still, we will have to remove you from our holiday!
Baba Yaga(menacingly). Just try it! (Starts wailing.) Well, why isn’t he coming, I called him so loudly?!
Presenter. But you called him alone, he didn’t even hear you! And, I must say, it’s good that I didn’t hear!
Baba Yaga. Why is this good?
Presenter. You cannot offend the one you call!
Baba Yaga. And I didn’t offend you.
Presenter. But you shouted louder about the bag!
Baba Yaga. Why do I need Santa Claus without a bag?
Presenter. What do you mean why? For joy, celebration, and finally, for magic!
Baba Yaga. I, too, am magic, however, no one invites me anywhere!
Presenter. Forgive me, of course, but you are evil magic, and Santa Claus is good.
Baba Yaga(offended). Of course, who needs the old, old Baba Yaga, and even without a bag!
Presenter. Baba Yaga, stop sulking! Let's all call Santa Claus together!
Baba Yaga tries to scream, but the presenter cuts her off.
Presenter. No, Baba Yaga, only together. All together, dear friends, we shout: “Santa Claus, come!”
The audience calls for Santa Claus. Music is playing. On stage, the choreographic ensemble performs the “Dance of the Snowflakes”, at the end of which the Snow Maiden appears on stage.
Baba Yaga(disappointed). Fi-i-i! Conjured! They named it! And why do we need this Snow Maiden? Moreover, without a bag.
Presenter. What do you mean why? Firstly, where the Snow Maiden is, Father Frost will certainly appear there! Secondly, the Snow Maiden also always gives New Year surprises!
Baba Yaga(starts running around the Snow Maiden.) Where? Where, I ask you? Where? Where? Where?
Presenter. Calm down immediately! Tell me clearly what you are looking for?
Baba Yaga. Like what? New Year's surprises! They must lie somewhere! They must lie in something! Are they going to fall from the sky? Surprises, especially New Year's ones, can only be in a bag! In Santa Claus's bag! And in general, we called Santa Claus! Why? Why? Why did the Snow Maiden come?
Snow Maiden. Why did I come? I will answer! And... (Thinking a little.) I’ll even answer in verse.
Baba Yaga. Surprised! In verse! We can do it in verse too!
Snow Maiden
So, I'm starting!..
Someone was flying through the forest,
All the trees were broken!
Disorder in the forest, trash,
My grandfather began to clean up!
The forest will be put in order
And he will come to us for the holiday,
To wish you a Happy New Year
All the assembled people!
Baba Yaga
Wow! WITH
Let's face it - miracles!
The people languish for a whole hour,
Waiting for that Grandfather to come,
But there is no trace of him!
What kind of emergency is this?
Snow Maiden
He's clearing out the rubble!
Who caused the pogrom in the forest?
Isn't it you, answer!
Baba Yaga
Maybe she broke it,
But I was in a hurry!
Bring beauty
I bought a broom again
Shopping was easy,
That's why it broke
But I wasn’t late!
And now let's continue in prose,
Poetry is unbearable!
Presenter(to Baba Yaga). Shame on you!
Baba Yaga But no shame! You put up posters everywhere, but not a single one in the forest! I noticed one purely by chance out of the corner of my eye when I was flying into the neighboring thicket on business. I had to get ready in a hurry, and it’s not my fault, but yours!
Snow Maiden It’s my fault, but everything will work out! So much so that it’s not her fault at all.
Presenter. Snow Maiden; what are we going to do?
Snow Maiden. Wait for Santa Claus! Without it, a holiday is not a holiday!
Baba Yaga. How to wait? Wait again? In absolute silence, or what?
Presenter ( to Baba Yaga). Where you are, absolute silence is impossible! Impossible!
Snow Maiden. Do not quarrel! We will not wait in silence! I really have prepared a New Year’s gift for you - it’s musical.
Baba Yag a (there is no limit to indignation). Musical again! I want natural!
Presenter(loses patience with Baba Yaga). I demand that you LEAVE the stage immediately!
Baba Yaga. But I don’t want to!
Snow Maiden. Then you will be left without gifts.
Baba Yaga. I'm leaving! (Runs off stage.)
Snow Maiden. And he sings for you...
The Snow Maiden and the presenter leave the stage. An amateur performance number is being performed. The Snow Maiden and the presenter appear on the stage.
Snow Maiden. My friends, we will have to hurry up Santa Claus!
Presenter. Let's shout again at my command: “Santa Claus, come!” The audience calls for Santa Claus.
Santa Claus walks through the hall and sings a song based on the melody “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.”
Father Frost ( sings).
I walked to you for a long time through the forest,
He brought order to it.
And finally, and finally
I came to you for the holiday!
We will dance together,
To celebrate the New Year!
And New Year, a magical year,
It will bring us happiness!
The last two lines in each quatrain are repeated twice.
Father Frost. Hello my friends! Glad to see you in good health and good mood!
Snow Maiden. Grandfather! You're probably tired, sorting out that rubble?
Father Frost
Very much, granddaughter, I'm tired,
Clearing out that rubble.
And if I meet a villain,
I won’t regret my frost!
I'll pour it at about forty degrees,
So that he remembers
And I didn’t think about the rubble
Build next year!
Snow Maiden. We found the villain!
Father Frost. Well, where is he, where is the villain?
Baba Yaga(with a bowed head, barely alive, wanders from behind the scenes). I'm a villain! I'm damned! On the! Frost me!
Father Frost. Yaga? Well, what would a holiday be like without you?
Snow Maiden. Grandfather! We've already got it all figured out! So don't punish her!
Father Frost. Interesting! Interesting! What happened here? What does even the granddaughter ask for Yaga?
Presenter. Yes, Baba Yaga really wanted to come to our holiday! And exactly ours! After all, our evening is for veterans, and she, too, is no different, but a veteran of her work.
Snow Maiden. So she was in a hurry, she was afraid that she wouldn’t make it in time!
Father Frost. And what, you didn’t even play pranks?
Presenter. No, Grandfather Frost, she even tried to help lead the evening!
Father Frost. So what happened?
Presenter. The first damn thing is lumpy.
Baba Yaga(finally dared to speak). Nothing or anyone!
Snow Maiden. Grandfather, forgive her!
Father Frost. If this is the case, then I forgive you! And I leave it at our holiday! Come on, Snow Maiden, let's invite the people to the New Year's round dance!
Snow Maiden. Grandfather, the tree isn’t on fire yet! Father Frost. I'll light it up now! Snow Maiden. Without magic?
Father Frost. So, I didn’t come to children, but to adults.
Snow Maiden. So what, you can’t light the lights on the Christmas tree without magic!
Father Frost. Then take command yourself!
Snow Maiden. To celebrate the New Year, Let's stand together in a round dance! But first, lights our Christmas tree! Let's say together: “One! Two! Three! Our Christmas tree, burn!”
The audience repeats the words after the Snow Maiden. The third time, the lights on the tree light up.
Father Frost
New Year is calling, friends,
The usual round dance,
So that this New Year
It has become common for us:
No illnesses, no worries,
Without misfortunes and worries!
What more could you want? Hello!
Happy New Year to all of you!
Everyone gets up in a New Year's round dance.
There are games, competitions, and then dances, which are loved by older people.
Snow Maiden. With new happiness! Happy New Year! It was fun today!
Father Frost. We wish you an interesting life! Happy New Year!
Snow Maiden. Goodbye!
D ed Frost. Until next year!
Presenter. All the best to you in the New Year!
Baba Yaga. We'll meet again!
Scenario for New Year 2019 “Magic lamp under degree”
Presenter 1 begins the New Year's corporate party, welcoming guests and urging them to get into a festive mood.
Presenter 2 runs in out of breath.
Presenter 2:
Phew, I made it!
Presenter 1:
What? Lose weight for the New Year?
Presenter 2:
Cooler! Get Aladdin's magic lamp. We’ll lose weight with it, if necessary. And in general, we can turn things around!
Presenter 2 takes out a lamp: an ordinary glass jar of small capacity or a used aluminum can, for example, from condensed milk. A spout and handle are attached to the plasticine lamp.
Presenter 1:
Somehow I imagined her differently. Where did you get it?
Presenter 2:
I ordered it on Aliexpress and snatched the last one.
Presenter 1:
So you are now hinting that this Chinese handicraft item fulfills its direct functions?
Presenter 2:
Certainly! I studied the reviews, everyone is wildly delighted!
Presenter 1:
Without a sucker, life is bad.
Presenter 2:
What?
Presenter 1:
I say it's a bargain.
Presenter 2:
Even some! They say that the lamp is especially effective if you call the genie by standing on a full moon with your chest facing east, chewing dried moth.
Presenter 1:
I understand about moles, but what about breasts? Nude? Male or female?
Presenter 2:
How is this masculine? When we say breasts, we mean woman.
Presenter 1:
Don’t tell me, nowadays even the presence of certain organs is not a 100% sign of gender.
Presenter 2:
What?
Presenter 1:
Let's go. What's there on a full moon?
Presenter 2:
With this in flight, the waning Moon, which resides in Scorpio, is in the yard. The percentage of moon illumination is 29%. However, harmonious aspects of 60 sextile degrees are formed between the Sun and the Moon, so the stars are on our side.
Presenter 1:
Who were you talking to just now?
Presenter 2:
We're wasting time!
Presenter 1:
This is another matter! Let's start the holiday!
Presenter 2 takes the lamp by the handle, which breaks off, she quickly puts it in her pocket and, holding the lamp by the bottom, rubs it.
Meanwhile, Presenter 1 slowly walks back and forth, singing the words in several passes: “Eh, once, again, many, many more times.”
Presenter 1:
How is it going? Shall we say hello to the Chinese industry? And in general, why bother with this for the New Year. Still fulfills 3 wishes. As a last resort, you could go fishing goldfish catch. They didn’t catch her, so what the heck with her. It would be nice to relax in the lap of nature, have a drink and a snack. By the way, something is dry in my throat. So, while your Genie is holed up in the lamp like a guerrilla in the forest, I suggest meeting another Genie and his friends.
Toast. It will be more interesting when it is announced for the first time. Of course, you can try to arrange traditional words from holiday wishes in a new way: health, happiness, success, money, etc. But it’s better to organize a toast competition for the New Year. Several participants are given the same task and a couple of minutes to think, after which they announce their version. Raising glasses after each toast, group of participants or competition is the business of the owner.
The first 3 people are called.
Their task: to say a toast consisting of words starting with the letter “P”.
Assignment for the second group of participants: say a toast, always using the following words: frost, snow, roses, guitar, sanctions, French Kiss. Words can be inclined.
Assignment for the third group of participants: make a toast using proverbs, sayings, sayings (for example, in some kingdom, in some state They drank honey beer, it ran down your mustache, but it didn’t get into your mouth, and in the New Year I wish you to drink wine, snack on raisins, prunes and gingerbread).
After the competition, Presenter 2 shakes the lamp.
Presenter 1:
What are you doing? You'll rock him so much there.
Presenter 2:
Jammed.
Presenter 1:
Give it up. What do you need a man who can fulfill only 3 wishes?
Presenter 2:
I have everything figured out! He fulfills 2 wishes, and with the third we force him to catch a goldfish. She fulfills 2 wishes, and with the third she frees Old Man Hottabych. Here everything goes according to our will and command, as long as he has hair on his body, with his last hair he summons the Little Humpbacked Horse, who, like a real man(there are also such in fairy-tale villages) gives a seven-flowered flower. Here!
Presenter 1:
Maybe I'll rub it?
Thunder is heard, a drunken subject enters the hall in family shorts, a stretched T-shirt with a black eye.
Presenter 1:
Like the lamp, like the Genie.
Presenter 2:
Can't be!
Meanwhile, the Genie is trying to find a footing to stand firmly on his feet.
Presenter 2 approaches the Genie.
Presenter 2:
Can you speak?
The genie nods his head.
Presenter 2:
Are you a Genie?
The genie nods his head.
Presenter 1:
Do not drink water from your face. The main thing is that it is in working order.
Presenter 2 shows the Genie 3 fingers.
Presenter 2:
Are you ready to fulfill your wishes?
The genie shakes his head negatively and, showing something with his hands, tries to say.
Presenter 2:
Why not?
Presenter 1:
Because he grants 3 wishes, not 6.
Presenter 2:
So I'm asking for 3.
Presenter 1:
You ask for 3, but he sees 6, and the poor guy sees double. Happy life, apparently, in the lamp, he’s not bored there.
The presenter shows 1 finger.
Presenter 2:
Are you ready to fulfill your wishes?
The genie again shakes his head negatively and indignantly tries to explain something.
Presenter 1:
Another mistake. Now he sees 2 fingers. (addressing the Genie), dear, are you ready to grant three wishes?
The genie shakes his head convincingly and slowly sinks to the floor. The presenters pick him up.
Presenter 1:
We drag him to the table; it doesn’t bother him to get hungover.
The process of raising glasses will be more fun with competitions. 4 participants are called: 2 men and 2 women. Mixed teams are created. Women are given folded pieces of paper (each with a toast written on it, it’s good if it is written specifically for the team, maybe with names, areas of activity, etc.), on which the same toast is written. Men are given a bottle of wine and a corkscrew. Whoever opens the bottle faster will win the right to announce a toast, which will be read by a woman.
The genie raises glasses with the team. After which he is transformed, confidence is visible in his actions.
Genie:
I like you girls. Why do you need such a complex scheme with a goldfish, Hottabych and others? I give you an inexhaustible source of wealth.
The genie claps his hands, and the traffic cop's baton flies into the hall. He picks it up.
Genie:
Magic thing.
The genie waves his wand and the sound of a car braking is heard.
Genie:
And let the whole world wait!
Genie:
I'm sorry, what? Line your pockets. In addition, the wand takes care of related areas.
Presenter 1:
How is that?
Genie:
Are you dreaming of a cool car?
Presenter 2:
I'm dreaming.
The genie waves his stick. A garden wheelbarrow is brought into the hall (ideally a natural one, in the absence of such an opportunity, a homemade device made of cardboard). One of those who imported the wheelbarrow gives the Presenter a certificate.
Presenter 2(reads out the certificate):
A license to drive a cool garden cart, valid for (indicate the coming year).
Presenter 1:
The principle, in general, is not bad. But we have different concepts of cool.
Presenter 2:
Let's focus on the traditional 3 wishes.
Genie:
Aliexpress.
Presenter 1:
You can’t argue with this, we won’t risk it, let’s cast our magic.
Genie:
There is one condition. The magic wand is in my hands, for it to work in yours, it must undergo enlightenment.
Presenter 2:
Which?
Genie:
Now we'll arrange everything.
The genie calls the entire male part of the audience, lines them up, keeping a small distance between the men. Their task is to use their legs, without using their hands, to pass the rod from one to the other. That is, the first one clamps the rod with his feet below/above the knee and so passes it in front standing man and so the stick should reach the last person in the line. The genie accepts the wand, waves it, and the light goes out. The light turns on, there is no Genie, there is no lamp, the Leader has a wand in her hands. She waves it and the concert program for the audience begins.
Here everything comes down to imagination and money. If finances are tight, then the concert is carried out on its own (songs, skits, competitions). If possible, professional artists are invited: gypsy ensemble, fire show, etc.
Funny New Year's script for adults
During the preparation of the script, costumes and accessories for the actors should be prepared. In particular, three banners are being prepared. Rectangles are cut out of thick cardboard (packing boxes for equipment) and the inscription “Happy New Year!” is glued to them. (the same inscription on all three banners is typed on a computer, all letters are made in different colors). Instead of a stick holder there is a roll from parchment paper or paper napkins. Three identical Christmas tree costumes are also made. For example, you take an old sheet or curtain, make a cutout for the head in it, make a cape, and sew Christmas trees cut out of felt onto it (they can be replaced with viscose napkins for cleaning).
A lady, out of breath, runs into the hall, dressed in a Christmas tree outfit, holding a banner in her hands and balloon Green colour.
Christmas tree 1:
Happy New Year!
Elka 1 looks around, looks at her watch.
Christmas tree 1:
Amazing. That means I tore off my exclusive suit, pored over the banner, and exhausted my lungs by inflating the balloon. I’ve been standing here for an hour and there’s no one around! Nobody gives a damn that the New Year is just around the corner. How's that?! How to celebrate?! What a discipline!
Two more Christmas trees enter the hall (they carry bags in one hand or you can put on backpacks, in which case your hands will be free) and drag a reluctant man dressed in sweatpants and a T-shirt.
Christmas tree 2:
Push up!
Man:
Why are you picking on me?
Christmas tree 3:
Why are you resisting? You don't know your happiness! Bring it here too. Let's go men!
Christmas tree 1:
They showed up! Instead of fulfilling their New Year's duties, they wander around among the men. Why are you dragging this scarecrow here?
Christmas tree 2:
We fulfill these very duties. Instead of standing in the third position, it would help to fix it in place.
Elka 1 approaches in bewilderment and grabs the man for something (for example, his clothes).
Man:
Let go! I need to go home!
Christmas tree 3:
Are you home!
Man:
You've got it wrong, I'm telling you.
Elka 2 takes out a Santa Claus hat from a bag (backpack) and puts it on the man.
Christmas tree 3:
You will be Santa Claus!
Man:
Never!
Christmas tree 1:
Oh, it doesn't look like that. Oh, girls, hack work! Give him a beard or something.
Elka 2 takes out a beard from the bag (backpack), attaches it to the man (he keeps trying to break free, but Elka 3 holds him tightly).
Christmas tree 1:
Well, that's it. Grandfather has a more intelligent face.
Man:
I ask you not to touch your face!
Christmas tree 2:
I'll have to celebrate the New Year with this Santa Claus.
Christmas tree 3:
Where's the staff?
Christmas tree 2:
No, he's gone
Elka 1 and Elka 3:
How did you disappear?! Without him it’s like without hands. How can we have fun?! How will we give?!
Christmas tree 2:
You will have to get out on your own.
Elka 2 approaches the Man, adjusts his hat and beard.
Christmas tree 2:
Maybe this will come up with something. Are you like magic?
Man:
What kind of magic?! I am Vodyanoy, Vodyanoy! What Santa Claus?! I have a holiday! I work from spring to autumn and in a completely different profile!
Christmas tree 1:
What a mischievous Grandfather he got! They brought him so nicely, dressed him, we are going to feed him and give him something to drink, but he is still dissatisfied!
Christmas tree 2:
Why is it difficult for you to replace Grandfather? And then he will replace you, maybe.
Man:
OK! Just water and feed first, and then everything else!
Christmas tree 1:
It would have been like this a long time ago! Christmas trees take a festive position!
The other two Christmas trees take out banners and balls from their bags (backpacks) (the ball can be tied to the handle of the bag (backpack)). All three trees are lined up, all in the same costumes, with the same banners and balls.
Man:
ABOUT! There wasn’t even a drop of poppy dew in my mouth, but it was already triple.
The Christmas trees are throwing back their banners.
Christmas tree 1:
Grandfather, call three volunteers!
Man:
Why is this? I don't work on debt!
Christmas tree 2:
So this is for toast!
Man:
Persuaded!
A man calls three people (there is no fundamental difference in the choice of gender). The Christmas tree players are given their balls. Participants must burst them, but they are not given anything for this. Just like there are no restrictions. They can use everything in the room. The balls are pre-filled with pieces of paper. On each is written an excerpt from one toast and a number (1 - the first part of the toast, 2 - the second, 3 - the end). The text on all three pieces of paper constitutes one toast. Participants pierce the balls with something, take out pieces of paper and read out a toast according to the numbers.
Raising glasses.
Man(pleased):
I'll sing right now!
Christmas tree 1:
Let's sing together!
6 people are called, of whom 3 teams of two people are created. Preliminary preparation of the script's implementers: take the texts of 2-3 any well-known New Year's songs, you can even take children's songs. The texts are printed and cut line by line. You will need 3 hats, each with the same number of lines (perhaps some team will have 2 verses from one song, and 1 verse from the second and third songs, but all players must be on equal terms). As a result, one header should contain lines, for example, the first and last verse “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”, the verse “Tell me, Snow Maiden, where was you?” and the verse “Three White Horses”. Players take out all the lines from the cap and must make couplets according to their meaning. Each team will have their own verses from all 3 songs. The first team to compose their parts of the songs wins a prize. When all the texts have been collected, you can start singing. The names of the songs can be played out with the audience. One person is called, the name of the song is spoken into his ear, and he must explain in pantomime in front of the audience. The first viewer to name the song wins a prize. After this, this song is performed. Each team sings its verses and chorus together. Then the second title is played, the song is performed, and the audience guesses the third song and it is performed. If anything happens, Elki suggests which verse follows which and sings along with the Man too.
Christmas tree 1:
In! Now there are two pieces!
Christmas tree 2:
The bigger, the better!
Christmas tree 3:
Real New Year!
Man 2(runs up to the Man):
Impostor!
Man:
I hear from an impostor!
Man 2(tries to take off his hat):
Throw off your suit!
Man:
Sorry! I didn’t sign up to be a stripper here! Robbery in broad daylight!
Christmas tree 1:
My little ones! No need to quarrel!
Man 2:
I'm not a baby! I'm Santa Claus!
Man:
How can you prove it?
Christmas tree 2:
Grandfather, where is your staff? We searched everywhere, and both you and the staff disappeared into the water.
Man:
Why are you throwing a barrel at me? How's the staff?!
Christmas tree 3:
What does this have to do with you?
Man:
She herself said that the staff was stolen in the water.
Christmas tree 2:
It's just an expression from the script.
Man:
This script is offensive and I ask you not to use it on me!
Christmas tree 1(addressing the Man):
Fine! Okay, calm down! addressing Man 2) Grandfather, where is the staff? Did Baba Yaga whistle?
Man 2:
Worse. Crisis, motherfucker. The property was described and the wand was taken away.
Christmas tree 2:
And what now?
Man 1:
Yes. And I have the swamp as collateral.
Man 1 approaches Man 2 and hands him a hat.
Man 1:
Why? You can't fix it with a hat. What will we do without the staff?
Everyone is walking around in circles, lost in thought.
Christmas tree 1:
Eureka! We need to get the same staff. Go there, distract and replace the staff! They won’t suspect anything anyway, it becomes magical only in your hands!
Other:
Hooray!
Man 2(runs up to someone from the audience, puts on a hat):
You will be Santa Claus! Temporarily! Hang in there until I arrive!
Elka 1 gives the newly minted Santa Claus sheets - a program for maintaining the script while they are away and a bag of prizes. There are trick riddles on a New Year's theme. Ditties about the New Year, but there are only 3 lines. Santa Claus reads them out, and one of the spectators must come up with the fourth line. When the ditty is composed, it must be sung; the right is given to the author of the last line. Santa Claus gives prizes to those who guess the riddles and compose ditties for the audience.
Fir trees and men are returning. Man 2 is already dressed full program(except for the hat) and with a staff. Man 1 in a festive suit.
Man 1 approaches the acting Santa Claus, takes off his hat and puts it on the real Santa Claus.
Man 2:
Thank you for your concern.
The viewer who temporarily replaced Santa Claus is awarded a special prize for the work done.
All presenters hand out gifts.
Scenario for the New Year “New Year in Papuan style!”
When all the guests have already gathered and dressed up as Papuans, the High Priest goes to the middle and, striking a tambourine, dances a ritual dance, gathering all the guests around him and announcing the beginning of the celebration.
The priest hardly speaks Russian, but speaks in the language of an African tribe. The keeper of the hearth acts as a translator, explaining to the guests what to do. After the ritual dance, everyone kneels down and bows to the priest.
Priest(exclaims): Damn it! Ohlomons!
Guardian of the hearth. Please kneel, dear guests! Listen to me.
Priest. Lives of the Novgo tribes. On the velyah moons standing!
Guardian of the hearth. O great inhabitants of the Novgo tribe! Tonight, when the big moon goes beyond the horizon and the sun rises, the New Year will begin.
Priest. Let's shout!
Guardian of the hearth. To meet him, we must read a spell, thereby notifying the sun god that we are ready to celebrate and glorify the New Year.
Priest. Gotah? Guardian of the hearth. You are ready?
All. Yes.
Guardian of the hearth. Then let's begin!
Priest. Bala-bala mi!
Hearth Keeper: You must answer "Hey".
All. Hey.
Priest. Chicka-chicka-chi. Guardian of the hearth.
You must answer "Hey". All. Hey.
Priest. Chick!
Guardian of the hearth. You must answer "Hey".
All. Hey.
Priest. Chick! Guardian of the hearth. You must answer "Hey".
All. Hey.
Priest. Chick-chick-chick.
Guardian of the hearth. You must answer "Hey-hey."
All. Hey-hey.
Hearth Keeper. What's your mood? All. Wow (thumbs up)!
Guardian of the hearth. Maybe you're already tired?
You must answer: “We didn’t take these with us!”
All. We didn't take these with us!
Guardian of the hearth. Well done!
You must answer: “Hurray!” All. Hooray!
Guardian of the hearth. Well done!
All. Hooray!
Guardian of the hearth. Well done!
All. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Guardian of the hearth. And now again.
Priest. Bala-bala mi!
All. Hey.
Priest. Chicka-chicka-chi!
All. Hey.
Priest. Chick!
All. Hey.
Priest. Chick!
All. Hey.
Priest. Chick-chick-chick!
All. Hey-hey.
Guardian of the hearth. What's your mood? All. Wow (thumbs up)!
Guardian of the hearth. Maybe you're already tired?
All. We didn't take these with us!
Guardian of the hearth. Well done!
All. Hooray!
Hearth Keeper: Well done!
All. Hooray!
Guardian of the hearth. Well done!
All. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Priest. Havchik yum-yum.
Guardian of the hearth. I invite everyone to the table.
Everyone drinks and has a snack.
Priest. Malev suits.
Guardian of the hearth. Oh, great warriors, before celebrating the New Year, we must make ritual drawings. I invite two men and two women (children are allowed).
Competition "Ritual drawings"
A man and a woman form a couple. A woman must apply a ritual design on a man’s body using a makeup kit, lipstick, finger paints, etc., and she will do this blindfolded. The competition begins when the “shaman” hits the tambourine and ends the same way. The best drawing is determined by the guests. After each competition, the priest gives prizes (fruits, bracelets) to the winners. Winners of competitions can be placed on their bodies special sign(for example, multi-colored stripes) or handing over a feather. Dialer large quantity stripes or feathers receives the title of best warrior. After each competition, the warriors, surrounded by their tribe, celebrate their victory by filling their glasses with “fire water.”
Priest. Spears thrown.
Hearth Keeper We invite the most accurate warriors to the javelin throwing competition. We are celebrating the Year of the Pig - which means we have defeated this animal. A piece of foam rubber in the shape of a pig with a target printed on it is hung on the wall.
Each warrior is given 3 darts (you can use “sticky balls” from the children’s game “Darts”). The winner is the one who was more accurate. Warriors and fellow tribesmen celebrate the victory over the Pig, saying goodbye to the outgoing year. At exactly midnight, the Tribal Leader runs out into the middle of the room and begins a ritual dance, holding a pumpkin in his hands. At some point (for example, with the twelfth chime) he throws the pumpkin on the floor, and it breaks into pieces. This means that the New Year has begun.
Guests stand in a circle and shout three times: “Happy New Year!” Then the Priest, together with those present, repeats the learned spell. The pumpkin is removed and the dancing begins. Leader More than two thousand years ago, Hippolyus the fifth came up with a wonderful New Year’s dance, which he called “Winter Shakes.” I think everyone understands that you need to shake during this dance. I'll show you how. Sing along with me.
The wise priest had forty sons, forty sons and forty daughters.
They didn't drink or eat
danced as they wanted...
And now I say: “Right hand,” and this means that you need to perform this song again and shake it right hand. So, let's eat and shake!
The song is sung again and again, shaking on command, first with the right hand and right shoulder, then with the right hand, right shoulder, left hand, left shoulder, right knee, left knee, stomach and head.
Finally Leader says: “And now everyone is dancing freely” (African motifs are heard). Guardian of the hearth. Now is the time to refresh yourself!
Everyone drinks and has a snack.
Guardian of the hearth. We have so many fruits in Africa! I propose to perform the “Orange Dance” (dance with oranges).
Couples dance slowly, holding an orange between their foreheads, then between their stomachs, between their shoulder blades, and finally between their buttocks. The pair that drops the orange is eliminated. The winner is the last couple remaining. Before the next competition, guests learn a new spell, in which each line is repeated.
Hearth Keeper: Chika-Boom is a cool song! Let's sing it all together. If you need a cool noise, sing with us Chika boom! I sing Boom-Chica-boom! I sing Boom-Chica-boom! I sing Boom-chika-raga-chika-raga-chika-boom! O-o-o, O-o-o, Well done!
Leader. And now the African drummer competition. You will need to tap some New Year's melody on the drum (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”, “The little Christmas tree is cold in winter”, etc.). "Tribesmen" can sing along with the drummers. The winner is chosen by vote.
Guardian of the hearth. And now all the most dexterous are invited! We play the game "Crocodile's Tail".
Guardian of the hearth. All comers line up in a column and hold each other by the belt. The leader stands up first; he is the “head of the crocodile.” The last person in the column is the “tail” of this mighty animal. The “head” tries with all its might to grab the “tail”, but the “tail” dodges. The game continues until the “head” catches the “tail”. At the end of the evening, the Leader counts the multi-colored stripes or feathers (rewards to the winners for competitions during the evening), announces the name of the most dexterous, strong, accurate, courageous warrior (warriors) and hands him (them) a magical totem (for example, a soft toy - a mouse, Mickey -Mouse - as a symbol of the coming year of the Rat). The evening ends with festive fireworks.
New Year's competitions "Ringed"
To conduct the competition you will need colored hair ties, 10 of each color. Men take part in the competition, each of whom receives rubber bands of the same color. The participants’ task is to “ring” as many women present as possible during the dance in a few minutes. Elastic bands are put on the ankle. The fastest one wins.
"A gift for the bravest"
In the room where the celebration is taking place, place on a high place - for example on a closet - a small box without a bottom and with an opening top. Put a sign on the outside in capital letters“A gift for the bravest,” and place confetti in the box. A guest who wants to receive a gift will pick up the box, but the box has no bottom!
"Banana"
A host is chosen from among the guests, the remaining participants form a circle, standing shoulder to shoulder; hands are pulled behind the back. The leader stands in the center of the circle. The banana is passed by the participants to each other - as discreetly as possible, from hand to hand. The presenter's task is to determine who currently has the banana. The player in whose hands the banana is must quietly take a bite from it when the leader is looking in the other direction and pass it around the circle. The players' task is to eat the whole banana. If the leader determines whose hands the banana is, that player becomes the leader.
"Buffalo Hunt"
Three or four men take part in the competition, one of whom plays the role of a bison, the rest - hunters. A target is hung on the “buffalo’s” back, which hunters try to hit with “cartridges”, which can be, for example, sticker price tags of different colors. The game is played for a time, and the “hunters” are forbidden to grab or hold the “buffalo”. The most accurate “hunter” wins.
Cool New Year's Party Scenario for adults “Wishes”
Script Lead:
- a holiday when everyone wants fun, joy, goodness and fulfillment of desires. And you know, if the desire is good, sincere, and not intended for the help of aliens or Spider-Man, then it is really feasible.
At this moment, we are all united by one desire: for this evening to be truly festive and kind. And we can do it. Feel like wizards! Let's take filled glasses in our hands, say together: “Happy New Year!” - and, here it is, a miracle: a good mood will not leave you now at least until tomorrow morning!
Leading:
On the eve of the New Year it is customary kind words remember the passing year. Anyone want to say thank you to the old year? (gives an opportunity for those who wish to speak)
Seeing off the old year,
Let everyone pour themselves a drink
As a reward, as much as he wants,
But please note that we have
The magic hour is ahead
Wish fulfillment, by the way.
Leading:
You can make wishes in different ways. Many people believe that desires need to be backed up with money. Let's check to what extent your wishes will be fulfilled next year. In our New Year's fortune teller, as in life, everything depends on you. Anyone can make an airplane from any banknote. We launch airplanes from the starting line. Those who fly farthest have more chances next year.
(prizes are awarded to the losers).
Leading New Year's party:
And I offer the winner to play New Year's intellectual game"Who wants to become Santa Claus's best friend."
Attention, question 1. The birthplace of Russian Father Frost is the city:
A) Velikiye Luki.
B) Great Torment.
C) Great Iron.
D) Veliky Ustyug.
(Choose the correct answer)
Question 2. Who does Santa Claus usually come to the holiday with?
A) With guards.
B) With girlfriends.
C) With a lawyer.
D) With my granddaughter.
Question 3. How do they call Father Frost in Russia?
A) By phone number 01.
Consider it a rehearsal. Now we are ready to meet Santa Claus. Moreover, he is with us best friend. (presents a prize)
Leading:
No matter how old we may seem to ourselves, everyone has faith in Santa Claus. And, surprisingly, the older and more significant we become, the easier it is to shout to him. That is, if in childhood we called for him three times, now we just need to ring, pay, whisper: “Santa Claus!” - and he’s already here. Do you hear him hovering under the door? Well, shall we whisper?
Father Frost:
Hey, hey, honest people,
New Year is approaching!
May he come to you with goodness
And with a smile in every home!
May health and success
New Year brings for everyone!
Snow Maiden:
And to make your dreams come true in the New Year,
We need to have a big round dance!
(All guests dance around the tree)
Snow Maiden:
Our christmas tree, of course, magical. And if you touch its thorns and make a wish, it will certainly come true.
Leading:
And my wish is to see all of you in a good mood. Therefore, I propose to organize a “Christmas Bazaar” competition for adults at our New Year’s party. We all love to decorate the Christmas tree, and now I invite those sitting at the tables to briefly become teams of designers who will have to decorate the Christmas tree using what is at hand. Choose yourself to be the Christmas tree handsome man at your table.
(Snegurochka sums up the results of the competition).
Snow Maiden:
If you dance, be healthy!
Who's ready for the battle of choirs?
Let's check which table is the most singing. I propose to hold a “Battle of the Choirs” competition. Themes: “Winter”, “New Year”. The companies take turns performing one verse and chorus of winter songs. (the best teams or all are awarded.)
Father Frost:
It is customary to give gifts on New Year's Day. I have a gift in this box. And the one who guesses what it is will get it.
(Those present ask questions that require a “yes” or “no” answer. For example: “Is it round?”, “Is it edible?”, etc. The one who guesses correctly receives a gift.)
Father Frost:
Not everyone received gifts today,
But everything is still ahead.
And each gift has its own New Year's gift
He can find it under the tree!
Snow Maiden:
Your cherished desires
Let them come true in the New Year.
And your happiness will certainly
Each of you will find it.
Even if the tasks are not easy
You decide as soon as possible,
May luck smile on you
And everything in life will be okay!
Leading:
There is not much time until the New Year. Let's spend it in such a way that it will be remembered for a long time!
A funny and cool scenario for adults for the New Year. Party "excellent"
Before holding a New Year's party, you need to purchase some souvenirs for future competitions and quizzes, think about who will participate in them, select assistants for the presenter, and the rest depend on the circumstances. The script is designed for a minimum of memorizing the text and preparing costumes, basically everything is impromptu.
1. Leading:
There is a special and ancient holiday, where there is a feast on wide tables,
Where spruces - forest trees - grow on parquet floors.
Such moments are wonderful, and the night is festive, and long,
And the world is shrouded in colors... We wish you love and goodness!
Let the glasses clink today.
Let the wine sparkle today
Let the night stars fall
will look into your window.
On this wonderful night you can’t live without a smile.
Pain and sorrow - away! Happy new year friends!
Dear friends! Let's fill our glasses and drink to the coming New Year!
Everyone drinks and eats. After a minute, there’s no need to delay any longer and the host continues to host the evening.
2. Leading:
Today is New Year's Day.
There will be dancing and a round dance.
On the porch by the door
We are all waiting for guests.
Oh, today will be the day!
Santa Claus is coming now
Dear colleagues, let's all take a look at entrance doors, Santa Claus should appear now. (By prior agreement, the head of the company, while everyone is looking at the door, puts on a red Santa Claus hat and tries to portray him.) Let's all unanimously ask Santa Claus to come to us. (Everyone starts shouting “SANTA CLAUS”)
Leading:
And here comes our Father Frost, word to Our Father Frost, of course you all recognize him - this is our respected leader... Today, instead of Father Frost, he will give us gifts.
(The manager congratulates everyone, gives bonuses to the best employees and makes a toast)
3. Leading:
Life is a mirage, hopes, passions, waiting for dreams
If only I could avoid all the misfortunes.
Let the tree intoxicate with its needles, and not the intoxication confuse you.
Let the prickly needles in the house only come from the Christmas tree!
Let cannons, firecrackers, and firecrackers fire on the holiday -
Let sleep run away from you only on New Year's Eve.
The arrows rose upward and converged on twelve.
The deadline has arrived! Twelve strikes!
Be happy New Year!
Leave your sorrows to the old year,
Forget worries, grievances, misfortune.
Dear colleagues, let's celebrate together Old year with him and all his troubles and sorrows. Let's fill the glasses and drink to the bottom, and I hope that with the last drops of the sparkling drink, all worries and grievances will leave you.
4. Leading:
So, we spent the old year, drank to the coming one, but the holiday does not end there, it has just begun. I suggest you stretch your head a little, otherwise your hands are probably tired from working with cutlery.
Every child today knows: the best gift is money. And I offer the hall a game for a million. those. lemon game So who's ready to fight for this exotic fruit? Having answered the question correctly, you receive one slice of lemon (the lemon is divided into 10 pieces by the presenter's assistant).
LEMON GAME
The essence of the game: A question and several answers are asked, one of them is correct (marked *). Whoever answered correctly gets a slice of lemon.
Questions:
1. Who has feelings for cats:
Mouse
Dog*
Owl
Brezhnev
2. Main character film "White Bim, Black Ear":
Dog*
Elk
Cheburashka
Synthesizer operator
3. Who is man's best friend:
Terminator
Hamster
Dog*
Computer
4. Who leaves unpleasant piles in your yard:
mother-in-law
Boss
Dog*
Neighbours
5. What did the wolf turn into when it was tamed:
In person
Into the dog*
The ghost who rattles chains in your bedroom
To the Monkey
6. Whose devotion to the owner is the strongest:
At the sparrow's
The hamster
In a dog*
At the crocodile's
7. Who always brings the stick:
traffic cop
Dog*
Rat
Friend
8. Who helps the police find drugs:
I!!! I WILL HELP!!!
Dog*
Policemen
Owls
Leading:
Who won the most lemon slices, and this is...
Not a gift - just a treasure.
Our colleague is very happy.
A word to our “Millionaire Limonaire”.
5.Leading:
Dear friends! One day before the New Year, I witnessed a funny story. A drunk rides on a bus. And he has an urgent need to relieve minor needs. He endures it for a while, and then he can’t stand it and starts. The conductress indignantly tells him:
- Man, what is this?
“Don’t you see, Snow Maiden, I’m starting to melt!”
We got a little bored without the Snow Maiden. We have Santa Claus. He urgently needs the Snow Maiden. And now we will choose her, among our dear women. For this purpose we select
1. Each of the women, applicants for the Snow Maiden, from products with New Year's table prepares a dish within 1 minute - it can be a fantastic sandwich, a New Year's composition from all available salads, etc., i.e. some kind of snack for the subsequent toast.
2. The most erudite Snow Maiden. The Snow Maidens talk in a circle about the names of films where the action takes place in winter or on New Year's Eve. Whoever says it last wins this competition.
Based on the results of two competitions, a jury of men chooses the Snow Maiden for the evening. The Snow Maiden is given the floor for congratulations.
6. Leading:
Dear Colleagues. As long as you can remember, you probably remember celebrating the New Year holidays. Let's plunge back a little into childhood. Remember the round dances around the Christmas tree in the children's court and school, during which the children unanimously answered the questions of the Snow Maiden and Father Frost. Ready? Just let’s answer me carefully and amicably and loudly.
And now, friends, let's play
An interesting game:
What we decorate the Christmas tree with,
I'll tell you now.
Listen carefully
And be sure to answer
If I tell you right,
Say “Yes” in response.
Well, what if suddenly it’s wrong,
Feel free to say “No!”
- Multi-colored firecrackers?
— Blankets and pillows?
— Folding beds and cribs?
— Marmalades, chocolates?
— Glass balls?
— Are the chairs wooden?
- Teddy bears?
- Primers and books?
- Are the beads multi-colored?
— Are the garlands light?
- Snow made from white cotton wool?
- Satchels and briefcases?
- Shoes and boots?
— Cups, forks, spoons?
— Are the candies shiny?
— Are tigers real?
— Are the cones golden?
— Are the stars radiant?
Leading:
Yes, although we have been adults for a long time, we still remain children, so
I congratulate you, children,
I wish you happiness and joy.
We had fun and sang songs.
May your laughter always ring out!
Happy New Year to everyone, everyone, everyone!
And which of you made the most mistakes in the game? Well, of course - this is our respected colleague ...., but he can be forgiven, he has already taken it to his chest - palpably. We'll let him warm up with his tongue.
(colleague makes a toast)
7. Leading:
In the meantime, so as not to get bored,
I suggest you play!
Now I will ask humorous questions, and you try to recognize yourself in them or your neighbors at the table, and answer my question “It’s me!”: or “It’s He (She)!”
1. Who sometimes walks with a cheerful gait with vodka?
2. Tell me out loud, which of you catches flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost and drives like a bird?
4. Which of you will grow up a little and become a boss?
5. Who among you does not walk gloomily, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot? (On Lake Baikal)
7. Who work order delivers on time?
8. Which of you drinks in the office, like at today’s banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks around dirty from ear to ear?
10. Which of you walks on the pavement with your head upside down?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. Which of you comes to the office an hour late?
As expected, there are very few of these in our company, almost none. Let's drink to our friendly team!
8. Leading:
Dear Colleagues! Today our guest is a gypsy.
Preliminarily agree with one of your colleagues to portray a “gypsy”. To do this, he needs to dress up as a gypsy, just put on a scarf and put on lipstick, after the sixth glass, almost anyone can play. You need to print as playing cards Below are the wishes. The “Gypsy” enters the hall and offers to tell everyone’s fortune and predict their fate for the evening. The guest draws a card and reads out loud what awaits him today. If the proposed wishes are not enough for all guests, then it is not difficult to add them by taking any horoscope.
The second half of the evening is for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!
A huge success awaits you tonight!
This day is conducive to plans aimed at the future, and their discussions with partners of the opposite sex!
Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important to you than spending time with words!
Today you are likely to make acquaintances and hobbies, especially in the second half of the evening!
Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, you can achieve anything - anything!
Today the best thing for you is hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!
Avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex and always be on your guard!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!
Tonight, chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy!
Today is a particularly important evening in your life, please Special attention on the neighbors at your table!
At midnight - you can start leading a quiet lifestyle, but now have fun!
Tonight is good for any entertainment!
Pay attention to every glass you pour and don’t let it pass your mouth!
Your creative successes at this evening will be noticed by everyone present!
The second half of the evening can be used by you to convince other people, especially the opposite sex!
Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!
The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!
Today you will be especially inclined to drink alcohol, don’t get too carried away!
Avoid conflict at the table over not drinking a glass on time!
Tonight, it is advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex while dancing!
Today, be careful and don’t fall asleep on your neighbor’s plate!
Drinking too much alcohol tonight can lead to disorientation in space and time!
Today it is not recommended to have sexual intercourse with anyone!
Tomorrow you will have a surplus of energy, so spend it today!
Independent actions on your part today will allow you to improve your financial situation!
Today, you might be expecting a big win! Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!
After the last fortune-telling, “Gypsy” wishes everyone a Happy New Year! Makes a toast.
A break is announced, dances and competitions are announced with the presentation of prizes.
9. Leading:
Dear colleagues, you are probably tired; during a break, you need to warm up, and for the warm-up to be successful, you need to drink. Let's drink so that when we go home, money will attack us and we won't be able to fight it off!
10. Leading:
The warm-up was successful, I hope everyone along the way will be attacked by money with which they can spend the whole next year. And now you’ll have to think a little with your head, although this will be difficult for some. I will ask riddles, and you will have to guess them. Whoever guesses the most will win a prize.
RIDDLES (guesses in parentheses):
1. What do we choose instead of money?
What if we play with Yakubovich? (prize)
2. This food is different:
Black and red? (caviar)
3. Well, what kind of relatives
Father's brother for me? (uncle)
4. Here is the ship's room,
Purpose – cargo? (hold)
5. Grandfather has a wife.
Who is she to me? (woman)
6. He will squeak a couple of lines for you,
In the language of dashes and dots? (radio operator)
7. In schools it is replaced by a table,
Unfortunately you came? (desk)
8. Everyone here will answer instantly.
What does a first-grader have in her braid? (ribbon)
9. Under this shell,
Skeletons hidden? (leather)
10. That Bear and Jabotinsky are on parade
Did they take it out on the first day of the Olympics? (flag)
11. Fashionistas! You call me
A record-breaking skirt for length? (maxi)
12. Carefully take your time
Was she shoed by a left-hander? (flea)
13.What do we say when
Does the toastmaster give us the floor? (toast)
14. Here’s a very simple question:
Who brought you to your parents? (stork)
15. Radio technicians know:
Is this metal soldered? (tin)
16. You should remember
What drug did Vishnevsky come up with for us? (ointment)
17. Around the university
Isn’t he more important? (rector)
18. What floats down the river
And on the chessboard? (rook)
19. The question goes like this:
Who drinks Peter? (Neva)
20. In forty years you have probably seen
What covers Fidel's head? (cap)
21. Remember quickly
Source of crackers? (bread)
22. Ponder this for a moment:
Colorado potato beetle - who is it for potatoes? (pest)
23. If your head is dirty
Does she appear? (dandruff)
24. The day passed and the night passed,
What sped away? (day)
25. Who conquered Siberia
And gave it to the king? (Ermak)
26. Give a clear answer
Glassware for vodka? (glass)
27. He solves an important issue
Does it reduce the power of the gin? (tonic)
28. Starting from a place that takes
An athlete and an airplane? (acceleration, acceleration)
29. This mushroom, in theory, we often
We might meet you in the aspen thicket. (Boletus).
30. It didn’t take long for that People’s Commissar to be proud,
What keeps everyone at bay. (Yezhov)
31. What do we need Makarevich early in the morning
Offers to feel from the screen? (Gusto)
32. I flipped through it instantly
I will understand what kind of student you are. (Diary)
33. This riddle is easy,
Short brother stocking? (Sock)
34. On the target there is a sector for marks,
I hope you understand? (Milk)
35. A film in which Kikabidze
Managed to soar into the sky. (Mimino)
36. Water area, where there is always
Will the ships find shelter? (Bay)
37. No need to think long
Home broom. (Broom)
38. It is traditional in our troops
Larger than a platoon, but smaller than a battalion? (Company)
39. Sea. It's closer to the north.
And there is also wine. (White)
40. Barn for rustic rendezvous.
It is clear that they are not being held in a stable. (Hayloft)
41. The liner sank in the ocean
And triumphantly popped up on the screen. (Titanic)
42. River between the USA and Canada.
Famous for its waterfall. (Niagara)
Kikimora: Oh, quinoa water, green frogs, well, I was all soaked in the swamp, I even caught a runny nose, I’m not happy either at home or at work! And I’m dying of boredom alone, if only Baba Yaga would fly in and dispel the melancholy and bring some news.
Baba Yaga: Ugh, oh, you, the sticks are bent, the trees are shaggy, the devils are striped. Looks like you landed correctly. All the signs are the same: a ruined house, swamp stumps, water dampness.
Kikimora: Oh, whoever is here, come out with your hands up!
(Baba Yaga comes out with her hands raised).
Kikimora: B-Ya, is that you? Why did you raise your hands?
Baba Yaga: She said it herself, come out with your hands up. Well, why did you call me? The men always wanted to steal it, but I didn’t let it! She didn’t let me arrange my personal life. Anyway. I don’t hold a grudge against you, well, why are you hanging your nose?
Kikimora: Green melancholy tormented me, I’m sitting in a swamp and don’t know anything.
Baba Yaga: Don't you know what's coming in the world?
Kikimora: and who in the world is coming?
Baba Yaga: not who, but what, swamp greens, ______ year. I was walking to the center
rejuvenation I wanted to celebrate the New Year beautiful and young, but my legs brought me to you. And look how many people have gathered.
Kikimora: yes, people have gathered, and everyone is waiting for D.M. with the Snow Maiden, gifts.
Is no one waiting for us?
Baba Yaga: who needs us? I can see in their eyes that they need a good mood. Look, winter is raging outside, food is expensive, but give them a good mood.
Kikimora: And what we are doing is worse than any D.M. with the Snow Maiden, we’ll lift everyone’s spirits right now. What is needed for a good mood?
Baba Yaga: Truly a nice man! Business hands and smart heads. Come on, killer whales, raise your business hands, and you, dear man, put your hands out of your pockets, they don’t steal your tea! Cross your raised hands, spread your fingers and, with your eyes wide open, all look at me. This is how all the elk and deer in the world will look at me in surprise after the rejuvenation session. native forest! Okay, let's start the holiday?
Kikimora: Let's start the holiday!
Our holiday is a prank!
Baba Yaga: First, so be it, I’ll tell you a secret:
We will thank the sponsors!
Kikimora: I want to say all my kind words to the sponsors
For the vest sleeves provided to us.
Baba Yaga: We thank our native plant, it gave nothing,
And that's all we managed to get out of him.
Kikimora: We thank the farmers for that big van,
In which the cookies lie and for a damn carriage.
Baba Yaga: The village council provided us with a donut hole,
We are grateful - there are no words - for this gift to him.
Kikimora: I also want to thank the youth of the village,
I barely carried away their promises to help.
Baba Yaga: Thanks to these gentlemen, with their help e won
We'll have a celebration like this here - better than a funeral!
Kikimora: Kikimora and Bab Yaga invited you here, and a glorious
party, the holiday is simply crazy!
Baba Yaga: How do you think events will develop at our evening?
Kikimora: I think it's… (dances). Dub-shubi-dub-a...
Baba Yaga: Dancing? Amazing! What else?
Kikimora: Well it… (changes dance). Bam-shala-lula!
Baba Yaga: Great! What else?
Kikimora: And also shoobi-duba-wap! Shooby-doobie-wap-wap!
Baba Yaga: Yes, your repertoire is not very big. Anything other than this...
(mimics) shubi-duba-wap, bam-shala-lula...?
Kikimora: Puzzles.
Baba Yaga: Puzzles?
Kikimora: Yes, right now.
Baba Yaga: Thank you! Friends! Especially for you - riddles from Kikimora.
Whoever guesses the riddles gets applause.
Puzzles.
- Uncle’s nose froze, good grandfather... (freezing).
-they are tossed around, rolled around, and dragged through the winter. (felt boots).
Answer me, kids.
which is like candy
does it sound like a cannon?
What is her name?… (cracker)
And the Christmas tree, and mom, and even grandma
decorated with colorful, elegant... (beads).
Everyone is singing and having fun,
lead a noisy round dance,
because today is a holiday
under the name... (New Year).
Baba Yaga: Well, the riddles are over, but the people don’t leave, what else do they need? Think about it, you started all this. What else happens at concerts? You sit by the “box” for years, wiping one place.
Kikimora: Well, what happens at concerts, advertising happens.
Baba Yaga: and what, people are afraid of her?
Kikimora: As she drags along, they go crazy with her, start yelling, squealing, screaming. Well, in short, success is guaranteed.
Ditties.
- mayonnaise take “calve”,
wonderful food.
What is “kalve” made from?
It's obvious from the name!
- to have success in love,
use “panti-provi”,
I became amazing with shampoo
antithetical to myself!
The telly reminds everyone:
"Ferry" destroys fat
I smeared myself with “ferry”
and now I don’t wet the doors!
I drink beer in winter and summer,
but always dry at the same time,
because my ally
new “libero” diaper!
Someone who drinks Pepsi often
he will not let you down in his work,
I'll just drink Pepsi
I immediately think about sex!
Without advertising, I confess to you, I am winged gaskets
I can't get by even a day, I gave it to my killer whale
I wake up with Blanc Galina and she put them on,
I go to bed with Aunt Asya! So she flew to her neighbor!
Kikimora: Yes, they don’t disperse, shoo-shoo-sh. stand rooted to the spot.
Baba Yaga: Kiki, maybe you can make a speech saying it’s time to go to bed.
Kikimora: Dear people! Why did you open your mouth?
Ali, do you think so - what will happen here?
Do you think they’ll give you a hundred grams here today?
And will they serve pies to break the fast?
Baba Yaga: nothing will happen to you, don’t get your hopes up, I won’t give it to you!
Kikimora: We're closing the party - go home!
Baba Yaga: However, this year the people have become stubborn and do not want to disperse.
Kikimora: what we are going to do?
Baba Yaga: I have one remedy.
Kikimora: which?
Baba Yaga: lottery! Come on, people! There are many of you, but few tickets! And every ticket has a prize!.. okay, I’ll give it up, figure it out for yourself...
(throws tickets from a bucket into the crowd, each ticket has a cuiche and the words: “don’t roll your lip, otherwise they’ll trample you”).
(Ki-ki and B-Ya laugh loudly and dance)
(a soundtrack of a voice from the crowd sounds: “Santa Claus!” -3 times).
Kikimora: Why were they shouting?
Baba Yaga: D.M. require.
Kikimora: aren't they having fun with us?
Baba Yaga: rebel!? I'll show them! What are we going to do? Come on, think, Cast iron head.
(FAIRY appears)
Fairy: (sings a song to the tune of R. Paum “yellow leaves”).
Can't live in this world!
Can't live in this world!
No miracles, no miracles.
Everyone will show this,
Everyone will show this
Interest, interest.
Pr: in the New Year they especially want all the miracles,
Today I will create miracles for you,
I will apply all my skill and diligence,
So that your cherished wishes come true.
We studied magic
We studied magic
Witchcraft, witchcraft.
I'll show you in this room
Magic, magic.
Kikimora: Who are you?
Fairy: I'm a fairy, well... not quite a fairy yet. In general, I was sent to you for internship.
Baba Yaga: where is the direction?
(fairy hands over paper)
Baba Yaga: (is reading)“A 2nd year student from the School of Miracles and Magic has been sent to your evening for an internship.” So you can do miracles?
Fairy: well...if it works out.
Kikimora: The devil himself sent it to us. Now we will show the show. Well, who will we order?
Baba Yaga: Let's find out what awaits us in 2006.
Kikimora: Yeah. Hey, how are you, not quite a fairy yet, or something, come here. Invite us a person who predicts the future.
Fairy: I'll try!
(wave of the “magic wand”, music of magic, a paper scroll is thrown into the hall.)
Baba Yaga: What kind of unidentified flying object is this?
Kikimora: Let's watch.
(unfold and read)
Years pass by in succession:
The year of the rooster follows the year of the dog.
And every year brings its own image,
Its own signs and mysterious signs.
(takes away)
And this year promises peace and friendship,
And a full house, and a table, and everything you need!
But do without a fight at all
It will hardly be possible in a year... dogs.
Baba Yaga: I didn’t understand, this is some kind of prediction.
Kikimora: Where then is the predictor himself? Hey fairy, what did you conjure for us?
Fairy: But I'm still learning.
Kikimora: And what should we do now? People are waiting and won’t leave.
Baba Yaga: What, what to read for yourself. Who are you?
Kikimora: Have you eaten too much fly agaric Yaga? I'm Kiki.
Baba Yaga: no, what is your zodiac sign?
Kikimora: Well, it’s clear who I am, girl... More
Baba Yaga: Well, listen for now girl:
Virgos, it’s not without reason that you’re waiting for the forecast,
I want to shake you all up.
The fact is that Virgos, even old ones
Tomorrow you are allowed to sin.
You have many objects for sins,
These are Cancers, Aries and Taurus.
Just don't sin with Capricorn,
Gemini may appear!
Kikimora: Okay, who are you, let me read it. Cancer. Yes?
I will give a very intimate forecast to Cancer:
Tomorrow you'll just walk out the door
Like your man in the shadow of the night
Blonde Aquarius will visit.
And your first task
So that her husband could not meet her.
And if you miss, it means
You are no longer Cancer, but Capricorn!
Baba Yaga: Yes, fairy, we didn’t have a great holiday with you either, soon people will start throwing tomatoes at us. We need to get on our feet quickly.
Kikimora: Yes, you still have to give way to D.M. with the Snow Maiden.
Fairy, at least you can D.M. - then call
Baba Yaga: For example: Trakh-tibidoh or sim-salobim.
Fairy: Let's see.
(Looks at his notes, waves his magic wand, False D.M. appears)
False Santa Claus: Hello, hello my friends!
I came to you for the holiday:
Sixth year of the new century
Over these two millennia!
I'm so tired of everyone's soul!
Happy New Year to you!
From century to century, from year to year
Wishing you a hassle-free life!
As soon as you don't get bored
On my winter holiday straight from the seats
Yelling heart-rendingly “Santa Claus!”
Did I step on your tail?
And everyone is so happy...
It's like I'm here for the first time!
Damn, are you waiting for some gifts?
It would be better if we drove it to the store!
Everyone here is happy with a freebie,
But I'm not your wholesale warehouse.
Kikimora: Grandfather, why are you angry? Oh, where did he get enough already?
False Santa Claus: What are you talking about?
I ran headlong and skipping towards you!
I flew to you both night and day! I brought you...
Baba Yaga:... beer burps, fumes and hangover.
False Santa Claus: The twentieth century has passed away and planted a sprout in our souls...
Kikimora: (sniffing) The Old Miller, Fat Man, Afanasy, Patra, Baltika, Red East...
False Santa Claus: In _______ we will live happily: both old and young... We will erect it over the country...
Baba Yaga:... Beer label... for example, Zolotoy Ural...
Kikimora: Apparently, he celebrated his holiday before us. Where did you leave the Snow Maiden?
False Santa Claus: Don't be afraid! It won't be lost. Now he’ll finish his smoke and come.
(Snow has a cigarette in his mouth, $1000 and $500 in his stocking)
False Snow Maiden: Hello old man, where are we going?
False Santa Claus: Where are we going?
False Snow Maiden: What are you, a parrot?
False Santa Claus: No, D.M.
False Snow Maiden: Yes, I don’t care who you are: to you or to me? Think faster, time is - money. (points to watch)
False Santa Claus: Let's go see the guests.
False Snow Maiden: Do you know the price?
False Santa Claus: (taken aback) what?
False Snow Maiden: With me so much (raises the hem on one leg, the inscription $500), and with guests (raises the hem on the other side of the leg with the inscription $1000).
False Santa Claus:(scratching the back of his head) What company pays that much?
False Snow Maiden:"Winter prostitute."
False Santa Claus: Holy, holy, holy.
False Snow Maiden: So shall we go?
False Santa Claus: Listen, Snow Maiden, you won’t get me a job in your company. And then these (nods at the guests) per hour 300 rub. they pay.
False Snow Maiden: And you work for this money?
False Santa Claus: So will you help?
False Snow Maiden: What can you not do for a relative? We have a place in the male striptease, and for the New Year they have just the outfit of D.M. (walks around him). Let's try.
False Santa Claus: And what to do?
False Snow Maiden: In the frame, did you see? Undress slowly to the music. The slower and sexier the more money the chicks put in their swimming trunks.
False Santa Claus: Why do chicks need swimming trunks, honey?
False Snow Maiden: Are you brain frozen, or what? This is for you to put money in your swimming trunks for work, well, look how it should be done. Maestro of music! Learn!
(Takes out a cell phone, dials a number, listens. He undresses to the music: takes off one thing at a time and puts it on the hand of D.M., who looks with stunned eyes. D.M. puts Snow’s things on a chair, fusses around her, tries to cover her with himself, then he pulls apart the skirts of his fur coat, takes out the shirt that he was allegedly wearing, covers Snow’s shoulders with his shirt, she takes it off, and in the same way, Snegurochka covers it with her trousers. that he is wearing only shorts. The Snow Maiden also notices this, she claps her hands and shows him. thumb. D.M. he protests with horror and gestures, then agrees, turns away from the audience and coquettishly takes off his panties, twirls them on his finger and throws them away. He turns over another pair of panties. D.M. does this until the last of his underpants remain.)
Baba Yaga: Hey, you damn double-dealer, where did you hide, come out, carrot on tiptoe.
Kikimora: What did they even teach you at this school of miracles?
Baba Yaga: You're ruining our whole holiday, I'll turn you into...
Kikimora: On a roll toilet paper, and you will spin until you use it for its intended purpose.
Baba Yaga: Get out of sight, go study notes.
Kikimora: What are we going to do?
Baba Yaga: This Fairy is of no use, you will have to do everything yourself.
Kikimora: So, Yaga, you know how to conjure, cast a spell, let the artists come to us.
Baba Yaga: Easy: I cast a spell - I cast a spell,
I'll say a spell:
Let the people make way
So that a round dance comes to us
And artists so that the crowd will bring us fun.
(the teacher comes out, she carries a chamber pot; a girl runs out and screams)
Dev.: Daddy, give me some candy!
Education: Mashenka, first we’ll sing a song, and then daddy will give you candy!
Mal.: Olga Pavlovna, I want to go potty!
Education: Go faster, Petya.
Mal.: I was joking.
Education: That’s what your dad joked about 2 years ago, and in the end you showed up. Dear daddies of these children, the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” is sung for you.
Children: Where is this Christmas tree from?
And where did she live?
Hall: The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree,
She grew up in the forest!
Children: Whose footprints are under the Christmas tree?
Who was running nearby?
Hall: Cowardly bunny gray
Jumped under the Christmas tree.
Children: Sleigh runners creak
And the snow sparkles all around.
Hall: Hairy horse
He's in a hurry, he's running!
Children: What is the horse carrying?
Probably a chest?
Hall: The horse is carrying wood,
And there’s a man in the woods!
Children: The guy is probably cool
He has a big bag with him.
Hall: He cut down our Christmas tree
Right down to the spine.
Children: We decorated the Christmas tree
She's beautiful.
Hall: And much, much joy
I brought it to all the guests.
Kikimora: Ha-ha-ha, well, you have conjured up some artists.
Baba Yaga: Shut up, you swamp greenery, right now you’ll be bawling on this stage yourself. I started a concert, so come up with everything yourself.
Kikimora: Yes, we need to somehow D.M. call with Snow, we can’t have a concert without them.
Baba Yaga: You can't do without magic here.
Kikimora: Let's call the Fairy.
Baba Yaga: Yes, she almost ruined the whole concert for us.
Kikimora: After all, she was taught something in this school of miracles.
Baba Yaga: Fairy, come here! Well, have you read all the notes? We are giving you one more chance, and this will be a test for your practice. If you don't call us D.M. with the Snow Maiden, then we will... eat you.
Fairy: I'll try, but I can't do it alone. Let's call D.M. in chorus. and Snegurochka.
(The lights turn off, sparklers come on, everyone calls D.M.)
K: Dear viewers, would you like to shout?
Call a bunch of grandfather and granddaughter.
(D.M. and Snow come out to the song “Three White Horses”)
Father Frost: Good evening, dear sirs, ladies.
The girls are beautiful, the guys are smart.
How cozy it is, how bright it is,
Your smiles make my soul feel warm.
Snow Maiden: Grandfather, we haven’t been here for a whole year,
People were preparing, it was immediately obvious that they were waiting!
Father Frost: And in truth, granddaughter, it’s time for you and me
Wish the owners happiness and goodness.
Snow Maiden: Old people should probably wish it healthier,
So that they do not know illnesses and diseases.
Father Frost: So that every couple can have happiness here.
This is a wish for young and old.
Snow Maiden: So that children obey their parents,
So that girls and boys grow up healthy.
Father Frost: To bake pies and cheesecakes on holidays.
Snow Maiden: To pay pensions to old people and old women.
Father Frost: So that the husband does not spoil, he does not drive his wife.
Snow Maiden: And he loved not everyone, but her alone.
Father Frost: And the wife would be faithful to her husband forever.
Snow Maiden: After all, an unfaithful wife is Satan in a skirt.
Father Frost: So that guys marry your girls,
Because there are no more beautiful girls in the world.
Snow Maiden: So that your neighbors are not judged harshly,
So that there is no discord, and little swearing
Father Frost: We wish gardeners patience and perseverance,
We know that managing the land is not easy.
Snow Maiden: So that the harvests become more abundant,
Tractors and cars did not break down.
May happiness be with you forever,
So that grief and misfortune do not touch you!
(Baba Yaga and Kikimora come out.)
Baba Yaga: We would also like... wishes... Is it possible?
Father Frost: Please.
Kikimora: I wish all the guys more bruises.
A bruise is a great make-up for our fools.
Father Frost: Oh, you scoundrel! (shoos her away)
Baba Yaga: I want that next year each of you
The light would be cut off at the pole and the gas would be turned off.
(Runs away laughing. D.M. threatens with his staff)
Snow Maiden: Look at the Christmas tree: there are toys, lanterns,
There is snow and frost on the needles, but the tree is not burning.
Baba Yaga: (from behind the Christmas tree). I can help you
I'll light the Christmas tree.
Kikimora: I need matches and kerosene
And a fire truck.
Snow Maiden: Well, no, thank you, we’d rather light the Christmas tree ourselves,
We magic words let's influence her.
Father Frost: And let's ask the guests to throw some roast laughter.
And warmth from the heart so that the Christmas tree lights up.
Together: One, two, three, light up the Christmas tree!
Kikimora: To keep the guests from getting bored, we composed ditties.
Baba Yaga: Interesting ditties about well-known news.
Snow Maiden: Hey you, guests - gentlemen, come here!
You have never seen anything like this in your life.
Kikimora: Let's play a lottery, I love lotteries!
I will now distribute the prizes in order, row by row.
Lottery: 1 Erotic aphrodisiac. (Drawing pin)
2 Dishwasher (Dishwashing sponge)
3 Mercedes car (Children's car)
4 Cream for agent 007 going on a mission to Africa (Shoe cream)
5 Summer version of Reebok sneakers (Podsledniki)
6 Cotton garbage bin (napkin)
7 Soap “Duryu” (laundry soap)
8 Hair lightener (Whiteness)
9 Food processor (blade)
10 Hairdryer “Roventa” (Comb)
Kikimora: New competition let's start, calling for volunteers!
Who wants to cut the prize - come out quickly!
Snow Maiden: Health, joy and happiness
We wish you a Happy New Year!
So that no anxiety, no misfortune
There was no guard at the gate.
And just to make it gratifying
All your life, like New Year!
Father Frost: Glasses clink here and there,
The time has come to say goodbye to us.
We'll say "Goodbye!" each other
And again we will part for a whole year, -
When the blizzard howls again in the evening
And Santa Claus will come to us for the holiday.
Snow Maiden: Just don't forget us, friends.
You wait for us, grandpa and I will come.
And welcome us again with songs and dances,
And we will bring you the best gifts.
(Leave)
Fairy: We met you
Only recently, only today,
Let's part as friends
This New Year's Eve.
Baba Yaga: And if fatigue falls on your shoulders,
They will offend you, they will deceive you - don’t bother,
Kikimora: Remember this fabulous evening of ours -
And life will immediately become more comfortable.
Final song:
The year has ended
A year of great challenges
What awaits us next?
What will happen to us there?
Believe in a better life
And imagine our world
In the colors of a new day
Where there are no quarrels and insults
And it will always be like this!
It will be like this forever!
Let's wait and believe
Chorus: We sincerely congratulate you on the New Year
Happiness! Lots of money for you! Health.
Let the chimes strike 12 times on the tower
We will always believe -
The star will not go out! Our
Faith! Love! Star of Hope!
We sincerely congratulate you
Happy New Year!
New Year's party for adults. Scenario
“How evil spirits celebrated New Year 2018”
To the accompaniment of gloomy music, representatives of evil spirits appear in the hall: the goblin, the kikimora, the devil.
They move slowly in a circle, freezing from time to time in bizarre poses. Then Baba Yaga disperses this entire procession.
Baba Yaga. Ugh, evil spirit! They staged some kind of bacchanalia here. They told me: don’t get involved with Western agencies! No, in our Russian way: we would decorate a Christmas tree in the forest, and, according to tradition, we would steal the gifts from Santa Claus. I would dress up as the Snow Maiden, prove to everyone that she is not cold at all... (Notices the guests.)
Oh, and the guests are already here! Hello, vampires and kikimoras, ghosts and all evil spirits! Thank you for coming to my New Year's party!
Kikimora. FAQ? What kind of party?
Baba Yaga. Eh, village! Party is an American holiday. Now Western showmen will arrive, that is, for you dark ones, buffoon entertainers. They will amuse us, entertain us, and organize a New Year's performance in their own way. It’s just that they are delayed for some reason - but that’s okay, we’ll warm up for now. Do something nice for grandma, tell me how terrible and disgusting I am.
Baba Yaga is holding a competition.
Auction of terrible compliments
Participants take turns naming the negative qualities of their grandmother. The one who repeated himself, made a mistake or was delayed in answering for more than 3 seconds is eliminated. Baba Yaga gives her portrait to the winner.
From afar, sorrowful groans and sounds similar to singing are heard.
Oh, you're sweet
Hear me.
I'm standing under the window
Me with a guitar.
To whom should I
Have you left?
Is it really love?
Has ours disappeared?
Do you remember how with you
Have you had mercy?
Every bone
Have you been rubbing in?
Oh, you darling,
You are Yagushechka,
Come back to me
On the pillow!
Kashchei the Immortal appears with a stunted bouquet of flowers and a guitar.
Kashchei. Yaga! Why didn’t you invite me, your most devoted fan, to your Sabantuy? Maybe this is the last year we'll see each other!
Yaga. Are you crazy, Kashchei? Or your needle is completely rusty, hee hee hee!
Kashchei. It is you, Yagusya, who are behind the times. Or haven't you heard anything about the end of the world? In 2012 we are all finished, so you and I only have a year left.
Yaga. I’d rather live this year as a free, self-sufficient woman than endure your endless tricks.
Kashchei. What are you talking about, old man? Have you completely lost your mind?
Yaga. Exactly. “The old hag has lost her mind” - to Vasilisa the Beautiful, I suppose you’ll sing other songs! That's it, my feminine patience is over. I want to be respected and seen in me not only as a woman, but also as a person!
Kashchei. What are you talking about, Yagusenka. You are very good with us - both as a woman and as a representative of the forest fauna. There are even worse people here than you.
Kashchei is holding a competition called “The Scarecrow.”
The presenters call two teams of 3 people each (1 lady and 2 gentlemen).
The lady stands between the gentlemen, and they must dress her in a minute, but only in the clothes that they themselves are wearing (watches and rings also count). Accordingly, the team whose lady has the most clothes on wins. The game goes just great, especially when this picture appears: 4 representatives of the stronger sex are standing in their mother’s clothes, and two beauties resemble garden scarecrows.
Yaga. This doesn't justify you. You are very stubborn. So tell me, how did you and I have fun? Dinner with toadstools by candlelight and stupa rides. And the Americans offered me to dance a striptease.
Kashchei. What kind of outrage is this?
Yaga. I'll demonstrate it now!
To the appropriate music, Baba Yaga begins to slowly undress.
Kashchei. What a horror! Stop it, Yaga, otherwise I’ll be hit before the end of the world comes!
Yaga. Okay, then look at the soft version.
Conducts the “Soft Striptease” competition.
Several participants are called to the stage. They are given sheets with small slits. At a signal, they throw the sheets over themselves and begin to take off their clothes. After a minute, a second signal sounds, and the presenters count who removed the most items. At the end, you can announce that the participants' clothes will be sold at an auction that will take place in 15 minutes.
Sharp sounds are heard in the hall - metal on glass.
Kashchei. What is this? Who is this? (Hides behind Yaga)
Yaga. Don't be afraid, dear guests. Our foreign showman has finally arrived!
Freddy Krueger appears.
For the audience to recognize him, all he needs is a hat, a striped T-shirt and, of course, the proverbial hand (2-3 forks are attached to the fingers with adhesive tape).
Freddie(with American accent). Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Good evening, Woman Yaga! (Kisses Yaga's hand.) Sorry for being late - bottles.
Yaga. What other bottles?
Freddie. Well, I don’t know how to say this in Russian... Transport collapse...
Kashchei. Traffic jams, or what?
Freddie. Just about, traffic jams... (Notices Kashchei.) And this, as I understand it, is your national hero-superstar. (He extends his hand to Kashchei with forks.)
Kashchei. Firstly, I still have a long way to go before I get old, and secondly, I could organize a holiday for our forest evil spirits myself - it would save a lot of money.
Yaga. Yeah, you’ll save money with you... So we could watch “The Irony of Fate” all night...
Freddie. I will now demonstrate one trick to you, and you will understand what performance is.
Freddy's Focus
Freddy takes out the prepared flowers: 3 red and 3 blue. He moves away
There are two chairs at a distance of 10 steps from each other and a glass is placed on each. Then he gives red flowers to one spectator, blue flowers to another and asks them to remember the color of the bouquets.
Blue flowers are placed in one glass, red flowers in another. Both glasses are covered with bright scarves and spectators are asked to closely monitor the bouquets. Within a few minutes, Freddy lavishes compliments on Yaga and quarrels with Kashchei. Then he declares that the flowers are magical and could be done without outside help swap places. The scarves are removed, and, to everyone's surprise, it turns out that the blue flowers have turned into red, and the red ones into blue.
The secret of focus. It is necessary to make flowers from white material. Then two strong infusions are prepared - red litmus and blue. Each trio is impregnated with its own solution.
Before the performance, a little vinegar essence is poured into one glass, and the same amount of ammonia into the other. Blue flowers are placed in a glass with essence, and red flowers are placed in a glass with ammonia. The action of vinegar vapor will cause the blue flowers to gradually turn red, and the vapor of ammonia will change the red color to blue.
Kashchei. Me too, trick! Now I’ll show you, I’ll show you!
Kashchei's Focus
Kashchei demands a hundred-ruble bill from the audience and, holding it horizontally, folds it in half lengthwise. Then he places a pencil under it. Viewers will see how a pencil, having pierced the paper, appears on the other side. Without pulling out the pencil, Kashchei turns the bill vertically and, holding it from above with one hand, sharply lowers the pencil down with the other. It easily passes through the paper, and the bill appears safe and sound.
The Secret of Focus. A 4 centimeter long cut is made in the middle part of the pencil. When demonstrating a trick, Kashchei moves the pencil on the side of the bill opposite from the audience so that half fits into the cut. The second half is folded back. When viewers see a tongue-like part of a pencil, they will mistake it for a whole pencil. After this, all that remains is to sharply lower the pencil down and release the bill from the cut.
Yaga. Tricks are too easy. I want to get excited about dancing!
Kashchei and Freddie compete in performing rock and roll, Yaga involves everyone present in the dance.
Yaga. Well, dear guests, what do you like better: the Western mentality or the Russian soul?
Leshy. Grandma, we would like Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. They will still be nicer than these monsters!
Yaga. Okay! Everyone join in the New Year's round dance - we'll light the Christmas tree and receive gifts!
The guests form a round dance and sing the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.”
BACHELORETTE PARTY AT THE SNOW Maiden's.
There is music before the evening begins. The presenter comes out dressed as the Snow Maiden and sings “Ah, this evening” to the soundtrack.
Snow Maiden: During the day, the city is like a city, and people are like people around.
But at New Year's hour everything suddenly changes here.
Let the candles be lit and there are no empty seats in the hall,
And everyone is looking forward to New Year's miracles.
Chorus: Ah, this evening, the crafty magician, forever dressed in a purple tailcoat.
The candles will go out, love will go away,
but in the New Year it will return to us again.
Snow Maiden. Good evening! Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
The beginning is like a fairy tale, I sneak up, like shhh, quietly, don’t scare him away, do you hear? (steps in the snow), here, here it is, it will happen very soon! Like what, you don't know (sharp music), (turn around) of course a miracle!!!
The river of time is flowing, and _____ a year has already passed... Inexorably and excitingly, a new one is coming, _________. And again, magical dreams and indescribable feelings of anticipation of extraordinary miracles and fabulous events await us. Wonderful and the most main holiday- New Year. And this holiday is always associated with hopes for miracles and magical fulfillment of desires. But your wishes can really come true. This will happen not in a fairy tale, but in reality, just as it happened and is happening to many people. And since life provides us with many opportunities every day, we just need to meet the chance halfway and not stop it from coming true. It is in the New Year that you can attract money and luck into your life or attract a loved one to you. During the New Year, the energy of desire intensifies many times over. Before the long-awaited 12 strokes strike, we will all write our wishes on pieces of paper. And believe me, they will definitely come true, you just have to believe in it very strongly.
I greet all our dear guests - Snegurochka! I invite you all to visit me for a fun New Year's celebration! And our ___________________________ will help me guide you along the mysterious paths of music, dancing and lively entertainment!
Dear friends, I suggest you fill your glasses and empty them to the bottom for your magical fulfillment of desires.
ABBA'S SONG "HAPPY NEW YEAR" SOUNDS.
Dear guests! Your friends, colleagues, and loved ones are sitting next to you. Smile at each other! Smile with all your heart!
You all know very well that how you celebrate the New Year is how you will live it. Therefore, holding our magical holiday depends on your participation. Forget all your problems for a while and give your loved ones and friends a good mood.
Today you can and should dream. And let it not be in the yard winter weather, But looking out the window, imagine that there...0 – (Snow is spinning)
And that at full speed...1 – (New Year is rushing towards us - disco Crash)
And what today...2 – (New Year's - Serduchka)
And only for you, for your wonderful team...
3 – (A Christmas tree was born in the forest - Balagan)
We will congratulate each other, and like making wishes in childhood, And we will have for this... 4 – (5 minutes)
And your wonderful leaders will call on you more than once...
5 – (Go for a walk - Karmanov)
And they will remind you more than once...6 – (So pour it - Orlova)
One of the guests will definitely propose a toast...7 – (Let's drink to love - Nikolaev)
And the other guest will say...8 – (I raise my glass - Kirkorov)
And everyone will support him with pleasure, because on New Year’s Day we must definitely drink...9 – (For our ladies - Trofim)
Then, as in the fairy tale Cinderella, when the chimes strike 12 o’clock, we will all make a wish and say to each other...10–(We wish you happiness)
Then we will call Santa Claus and he will answer us...11 – (I hear - disco Crash)
Then the real thing will begin...14 – (Gulyanka – Serduchka)
And this New Year's Eve, all women will stop claiming that...
15 – (We are all women bitches - Allegrova)
And more than once, addressing their friends and colleagues, women will say...16 – (Little by little - Kukarskaya)
And then they will be happy and say that everything will be fine now... 17 – (Good - Serduchka)
And looking at each other they will see stunning...18 – (Sex bomb)
Again the leadership will take the floor and make a festive toast, with the wish...20 – (Let there be no tears and sadness)
And of course...21 – (So that everything definitely comes true - Rotaru)
During a friendly feast, after toasts have been made, you may have the desire to sing an old but wonderful song...
25 – (The reeds rustled)
And after the song is sung, someone will push the neighbor in the side and say... 26 – (And call your friends – Suruchana)
And there will be cheerful dancing, and faces will glow with joy. But …
Of course, the evening is not endless, the holiday will melt away like smoke, But happy and tired, you will return home.
And someone, waking up in the morning, may feel like this... 27 – (Hangover)
Looking out the window, he sees that outside the window...
28 – (Snow is falling - Uspenskaya)
And then I will remember this holiday, and how with friends... 29 – (We walked all night until the morning)
And suddenly he hears...
30 – (WITH Good morning, beloved – Mityaev)
What does he answer when he's sleepy... 31 – (Take your time, dear – Vaikule)
(Life is already spinning me - Rotaru)
And the following words will melt any, even polar, cold ice... 35 – (Get crazy)
And in the next moments, only one song will sound for two...
36 – (I love you to tears - Serov)
And a new day will come, and happy man will say...
38 – (Happy New Year - Korolev)
WITH NEW HAPPINESS!!!
Dear friends, let's spend the Old Year together with its adversities and sorrows. Let's fill the glasses and drink to the bottom, and I hope that with the last drops of the sparkling drink, all worries and grievances will leave you.
Music pause
Leading: Yes, the New Year is an extraordinary holiday in all respects, but you cannot go to the future without remembering the past, it is impossible to forget those warm and joyful moments, which the outgoing year gave us, because for many of us it became significant both in work and in personal life.
Therefore, we propose to say the main toast for the outgoing _______ year to your beloved boss and simply wonderful person __________________________.
(toast)
Leading: Now let's pay tribute to the passing year. What it was like for each of us, now we will sum up the results of the ________ year.
Let him raise his hand
Who experienced a career takeoff (promoted)
Let him send an air kiss
Who has been lucky in love all year (kiss)
Thumbs up
Who has celebrated success more than once! (finger OK)
And turn your fingers down
Who squandered the capital, (Down)
Come on, wave your hand
Who got a grandson, granddaughter! (wave)
And stand side by side
Who gave birth to a daughter or a son (stand up)
Let them clap their hands
Who new house I bought a good one! (clap)
Those who got married got married
Shouts “Hurray!”, we will hear you!
And raise your glasses up,
Those who worked hard
They worked without sparing effort,
Who brought the salary to the house?
Who's having fun at the banquet?
In spite of all the crises in the world
Who looks forward joyfully
Happy good New Year!
Toast! Over the past year!
Musical pause.
TALE-PERFORMANCE “THE FIR-STREET WAS BORN IN THE FOREST”
Characters: Christmas tree, Blizzard, 2 Snowflakes, Bunny, Wolf, Peasant
Snow Maiden: Dear friends! New Year's evenings are always magical and fabulous, because it is in these moments that wishes are made and come true, a wide variety of miracles and transformations occur, and it is on the New Year that a FAIRY TALE comes to us. A FAIRY TALE has come to us!
But, let's first!
.
1. 2. In a clearing in the forest, almost at the edge of the forest, a small Christmas tree was born, it grew, grew, and became such a beauty that it’s impossible to tell in a fairy tale, not to describe with a pen….
3. The Christmas tree, of course, sometimes became sad, especially long winter evenings, and then the blizzard sang its lullabies to her
4. Sometimes the blizzard got serious and the snow fell in flakes... (Snowflakes enter) Snowflakes fell on the Christmas tree, on its branches, on the very top of the head.
5. The Christmas tree had many friends, but the biggest friend was the hare - a long ear, he often visited the Christmas tree so that it would not be bored.
6. And sometimes he came running to check on the Christmas tree Gray wolf, the bunny, of course, was hiding under the branches of the Christmas tree, but the wolf had no time for the bunny, he was in love: (and here: Blah blah blah... cut for the wolf)
7. But then one day, at such a moment, a horse’s neighing was heard through the forest, the wolf was so frightened that he also hid under the branches of the Christmas tree...
And it turns out that a little man galloped into the forest to cut down a Christmas tree.
Yes, and he cut down our Christmas tree, right down to the very edge!!!
And so our decorated Christmas tree came to us for the holiday and, as usual, brought a lot of joy to the children!!!
Round dance around the Christmas tree under Balagan.
BLOCK OF SANTA CLAUS.
Ved: That’s all we have today – a Christmas tree, guests, Olivier, and music. Only there is no main New Year's hero, DM. For some reason he is late. Although you know, every year DM becomes more and more absent-minded, forgetful, and hard of hearing... He probably walks around the city and doesn’t know where to look for us. How can we help him? I suggest we greet him with fireworks. Do you agree? Then let's rehearse!
The left side of the hall is red fireworks - you will clap your hands.
The middle part of the hall - yellow color– you will stomp your feet loudly.
And the right side is of blue color– you will shout “HURRAY!”
So let's begin. Red! Blue! Yellow! Together! (game with spectators)
Well, let's meet D.M. you are ready, all that remains is to call him. Let's call him loudly - loudly so that he can focus on the sound? Traditionally, this needs to be done three times. Let's start! (Santa Claus!)
And now the fireworks! Red! Blue! Yellow!
Santa Claus enters ("Santa Claus comes out")
DM: Did you call grandpa?
WITH: Called!
DM: Hello, kids, girls and boys! Wow! I have never seen such a big boy before! Listen, little guy, how old are you? A? I can't hear well! Yah! Thirty? Why then did you come to the matinee without a child?
WITH: DM! Well, every time you confuse everything! At U.S. not children's party, and New Year's Eve for adults.
DM: What bad luck! And I was preparing, learning rhymes, songs... Well, forgive me for not wearing a tuxedo!
WITH: So what, you only have a children's repertoire?
DM: Well, why for children? I have every repertoire... (walks around the hall, meets girls, makes dates)
WITH: Grandfather, let’s move on to the New Year’s theme.
DM: Come on, granddaughter. For some reason everyone is standing, not dancing... Let's dance.
WITH: And during the dances, the one who finds himself in front of the DM bag takes out one thing from there and puts it on himself.
"Dancing in Russian"
DM: Oh, and we danced well! And how elegant everyone has become! Just a treat.
WITH: Yes, Grandpa is good! And now I will ask you to take your seats. And Grandfather, sit down, are you tired?
DM: Oh, Granddaughter, I’m tired... I’ve become old, but I’m still young in mind!
Dancing and singing is good. However, my gifts will be received by those who are smarter and braver! I didn’t have a damn thing to do for a whole year, so I sat there, composing children’s riddles.
WITH: For example?
DM: Here's a riddle:
1. I come with gifts,
I shine with bright lights,
Elegant, funny,
I'm in charge for the New Year! (Christmas tree)
2. Not porridge, but boiled;
Not a ball, but rolling;
Not glass, but beating. (Egg)
3.Not a model, but slim;
It’s not the sole, but the mark that leaves;
Not clairvoyant, but transmits thoughts.
(Pen)
4. Not a lapdog, but a curly one;
Not a spouse, but a caring one;
She’s not an artist, but she takes part in soap operas.
(Washcloth)
5. It’s not a cannon, but it shoots;
Not the sea, but foaming;
Not a clown, but gives a good mood.
(Champagne)
6. Not a newspaper, but opens;
Not a spectator, but a clapper;
It’s not the toastmaster, but the one who creates the festive mood. (Clapperboard)
Those who answer correctly receive gifts from DM.
FUN "NEW YEAR'S CHANTS".
DM: Oh, I'm feeling kind of hot.
WITH: What, grandpa, should I blow on you?
DM: No, it won’t help... But if our guests would respect the old man and sing me my favorite song...
WITH: Friends! What do you think is DM's favorite song? Of course, “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.” I need 4 volunteers.
Let's continue the competition
We're starting the song contest.
We sing about the Christmas tree, about the slender one,
But everyone will sing in their own way
We sing to the tunes: “Black Boomer”, “Vladimir Central”, “Districts, Quarters”, “Black Eyes”. We choose the best performer with applause. Reward - Say New Year's greetings.
Game “I’ll hold on to the staff”
The task of the participants is to come up with the most successful continuation of the phrase, naturally, holding onto... the staff of GRANDFATHER COLA.
For example: I will hold on to the staff,
Happy New Year to everyone, friends!
or
I'll hold on to the staff
Everyone root for me, etc.
This can be done in several ways. Or when people actively absorb food at the table (i.e. does not leave the tables), then Santa Claus walks around the tables
to those who want to come up with a sequel. Or (if several groups hang out in one cafe) A competition is held for the wittiest team.
WITH: Friends! Listen, this Christmas tree invites everyone to dance.
Let's see what tunes are in Santa Claus's bag.
Horoscope.
Dear guests, or rather, the true hosts of today’s wonderful holiday, dear friends! Some time ago, you and I didn’t know and didn’t know about all sorts of predictions, signs and zodiac harbingers of our immediate and boundless future. Now horoscopes are published in all printed publications and are read by special uncles and aunts on all radio and television channels. To our joy, the Symbol of the New ________ Year - the Horse! Let's meet!
Horse enters. Under "Christmas tree and candles"
Our dear, respected horse, tell me, what does the coming year have in store for us?
The horse pretends to read a horoscope. (Horoscope (voiced))
1, Aries
2. Taurus
3. Gemini
4. Cancers
5. Lions
6. Virgos
7. Libra
8. Scorpios
9. Sagittarius
10. Capricorns
11. Aquarius
12. Pisces
13. Conclusion.
WITH: Thank you Horse for such good predictions!
DM: Yes, I'm glad! It’s no sin to raise a glass for this!
Toast from D.M. and Snow Maiden.
WITH: I wish you happiness, good luck to the people, live happily
D.M.: Happy New Year everyone!
WITH: May the weather give you sunny days! Health and strength
D.M.: And happy New Year!
WITH: Love is stormy to you, like spring waters! Tender hugs!
D.M: And happy New Year!
WITH: Let your income be worthy! Pockets are full!
D.M: And happy New Year!
WITH: And it’s great for you to walk with the people! Glory to the holiday!
D.M: And happy New Year!
D.M.: I say goodbye to you, my dears,
Until next year.
I would like to wish everyone health, success,
Less sadness, more giggles, smiles and laughter!
“FROZEN SONGS”
Leading. Friends, your help is urgently needed. It is necessary to “unfreeze” the songs. I call last words lines, you need to know the song and perform this verse.
1 Christmas tree - grew - slender - was (Song “Christmas Tree”: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest, it grew in the forest...”);
2 icy - creaky - wall - prickly (Song “Winter”: “The ceiling is icy, the door is creaky...”);
3me - distance - horse - February (Song “Three White Horses”: “And they carry me away into the ringing bright distance...”);
4 an elegant one - lower it - with a chocolate one - treat us (Song “Christmas Tree”: “Lower the elegant branch, lower it, treat us with a chocolate fish...”);
5 frost - wires - blue - star (Song “Blue Frost”: “Blue, blue frost, lay on the wires, in the dark blue sky...”);
6 brought - Frost - I look - thank you (Song “ It is snowing”: “Probably the good Santa Claus brought my love to me...”);
7 minutes - they sing - to the light - this (Song “Five Minutes”: “I’ll sing you a song about five minutes, let them sing this song of mine...”);
8 centuries – seas – bears – earth (“Song about bears”: “Centuries float past, sleep under the ice of the sea...”);
9 young - into the distance - palm - make a wish (Song “Snowflake”: “When a young year comes, and the old one goes into the distance...”).
NEW YEAR'S CHILDREN'S RHYME COMPETITION.
The contestants go down to the audience and for 3 minutes search among them for someone who remembers a children's New Year's rhyme (of course, the viewer should not be a child). Connoisseurs of rhymes gather on the podium near the Christmas tree and recite them, receiving a sweet prize from their Snow Maidens. The fur coats of the contestants who completed the task are decorated with a silver snowflake.
NEW YEAR'S COMPETITION "DANCE AND TWIST"
A stool with a large tray is placed in front of the contestants, on which there is a saucer with unwrapped caramel. There are candy wrappers next to the saucer. The melody of the song “Chink bells” sounds, the contestants dance and at the same time wrap caramel in candy wrappers. Once the music stops, the wrapped candies are counted. The winner is the Snow Maiden, whose tray reveals greatest number caramel in candy wrappers - her fur coat will be decorated with a silver snowflake.
DANCE – GAME “FRENCH QUADRILE”.
Leading. Be so kind, don't leave, please. Let's plunge into the atmosphere of the New Year's ball of the 19th century. At that time, “French quadrille” was very fashionable and popular. Four pairs of dancers stood in a circle, the dance master announced one or another figure in the quadrille, and the couples, enchanted by the music, indulged in the dance.
So, let's perform "French Quadrille", but in New Year's style! There are four figures in the dance.
Figure one “Round dance”: stand in a circle, hold hands and move in a circle... (Participants in the game move in a circle in a round dance.)
Figure two “Snowflake”: join your right hands in the center of the circle and continue to move in a circle... (Participants in the game move in a circle “snowflake”.)
Figure three “Christmas trees”: break into pairs, raise your right hands up and spin in pairs... (Participants in the game spin in pairs, depicting “Christmas trees.”)
Figure four “Blizzard”: break the circle and move like a snake one after another... (Participants in the game move around the hall like a “snake.”)
But, be careful, during the dance the order of the figures will not be observed. Maestro, music!
Light, simple music sounds, to which the host conducts the game “French quadrille”.
Surprise – the game “Songs in a Hat”.
Leading. (With a hat in his hands.) There are different words in this hat. You take them out one by one, read them, remember and sing lines from songs where these words appear. But the songs should be about winter, the New Year holiday. You can contact the guests of our evening for help. Santa Claus begins.
This game is no longer for the characters, but for the participants of the evening. Therefore, both Santa Claus and Father Frost activate, first of all, the public. The hat contains the words: Christmas tree, round dance, frost, horse, ceiling, frost and others.
NEW YEAR'S CHANT.
OUR TEAM TODAY
LOSHAL MEETS HERE
YOU NEED TO DRINK FOR THIS!
WE DON'T OBJECT!
WE ARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVENING
WE MAKE A WISH
New Year tree scenario for adults
The phonogram sounds songs "New Year is knocking" from the repertoire of the group “Disco Crash”. It turns out, the presenter.
HOST: Hours go by, days pass, this is the law of nature
And today we want to wish you a Happy New Year!
We wish you all the joys in the world for the New Year
Health for 100 years ahead to both you and your children.
Dear guests, hello! The time has come to say goodbye to the old year and hello to the New Year! Hello New Year! We say goodbye to the year of the monkey and welcome the year of the red fiery rooster.
(A rooster can be heard crowing, characterizing the coming year according to the Eastern calendar.)
Leading: Now I will conduct a short interview in our large company. Let each of you answer the question: “Why do I love the New Year holiday?” Now I'll pass the microphone around(the presenter takes out a microphone or its imitation)
Leading: The New Year's holiday is not complete without the main characters. Which ones? (Ded Moroz and Snegurochka). Let's call them. Santa Claus….. Snow Maiden….. Wait a minute, there was a slight hitch.(The presenter leaves the stage)
The sound of a landing plane sounds. Baba Yaga runs into the hall with a broom.
BABA YAGA: FAQ, darlings, weren’t you waiting? And I myself, I appeared myself. Not dusty. Cuckoo, boogers! Are you smiling at me? I will bring everyone out into the open!Look, sit down! Look, relax! Only now, no one will give up space for the old lady! No one will be invited to visit you on New Year's Eve. For this good reason I am so angry. (Swings a broom at someone). I'm not to be trifled with.(Whistles).
Baba Yaga's daughter Akulka and her nephew Leshy run into the hall.
SHARK: Well, why are you, mama, whistling like a robber nightingale!
Goblin: Well, you, Aunt Yaga, look just like a policeman. I'm at a loss.
BABA YAGA: This is what the city does to children. Where are cultural workers looking? The daughter is “in kind”, the nephew is “in the dust”, but before, they seemed to express themselves in normal Russian.
SHARK: Get to the point, mom. Time is money! Otherwise, the New Year is just around the corner, and we are not yet in business...
Goblin: And not with money...
BABA YAGA: Today we will have both business and money! Do you know who they are waiting for here? Snow Maiden with Santa Claus.
SHARK: Who is the Snow Maiden?
Goblin: And what do you eat it with?
BABA YAGA: She is so slim, beautiful, smart, white. Wow, and darling! We will find her now, steal her and demand a ransom.
SHARK: Let them fork out!
Goblin: Look, the rich have gathered!
They walk around the hall, looking at the women. They approach one of them.
SHARK: Look, mommy, she’s smart! I can see it in her eyes, isn't it her?
BABA YAGA: No, this is not the Snow Maiden, she must be white.
KASHCHEY: But, auntie, look, she’s white – very white, isn’t she?
BABA YAGA: Not her, look better.
Goblin: Found! Here she is! Slender, beautiful, smart, white! Aunt, grab the rope, we'll knit!
Baba Yaga walks around, looks, sniffs.
BABA YAGA: Good! But not her. They would have given a lot of money for this one, of course, but that one seemed to be smaller!
Sounds music, The Snow Maiden enters the hall.
SNOW MAIDEN: What's going on here? Why did they start the holiday without Father Frost and Snow Maiden?
SHARK: Yes, who are you?
Goblin: The commander has been found, the unfortunate little girl!
SNOW MAIDEN: I am the Snow Maiden. Who are you?
BABA YAGA: Here we have our money!
Goblin: She confessed herself.
BABA YAGA: Knit it, guys!
They take a rope, throw a lasso over the Snow Maiden and lead her out of the hall with cries of joy.
The presenter appears.
Leading: It seems something happened here while I was away? Yes?
A postman approaches the presenter, hands him a telegram and leaves. .
HOST: Dear friends! We received a telegram:“We won’t have a holiday, Snegurochka, period. Prepare the ransom, period. From you 1000 in Euros, or ditties, period. Baba Yaga and company." We need to bathe the Snow Maiden. I suggest singing a cheerful ditty.Guests perform ditties
Then Baba Yaga flies in.
Baba Yaga: Oh-oh, these little ditties of yours are already making my teeth ache from boredom. So let's rehearse what I wrote for you.
Gives out his ditties
"Boy":I'll celebrate the New Year
I'm on my entire salary
And I'll meet at twelve
My face is in the salad!
"Girl":
Santa Claus is so handsome
I fell in love with him!
If I were an icicle
I would have crashed for him!
"Boy":
I will meet the Snow Maiden,
I'll bring you to the house,
Where can I find a fool?
Without payment.
"Girl":
I danced all night
I fell asleep under the Christmas tree.
I only found out this morning
I drank a lot...
"Boy":
Life in the New Year is like this:
Don't plow, don't toil.
Two weeks off:
Sleep and cuddle!
"Girl":
Santa Claus, that's the problem
Knee-deep beard.
Nowhere to go -
Leaps in to kiss!
"Boy":
How I brought the snow woman.
In the morning, look - only water!
So think and guess
Where did you go?
"Girl":
I'll dress up as the Snow Maiden
And I’ll sit in the tarantass.
I'll be driving around the village
Show off to good people!
"Boy":
Walk boldly in the New Year,
Whichever path you want
And you in any home
They treat you with a shot glass.
"Girl":
Oh, like with Grandfather Frost
I want to meet you -
My beauty is not enough
I'll pay extra with moonshine.
"Boy":
The snow is swirling on the threshold
White snowstorm
It's time to continue the holiday
Stop messing around!
Baba Yaga : Well done! Another thing!
Baba Yaga leaves.
HOST: Well, while the postal order in ditties is transferred to the account of Baba Yaga and her company, you and I will dance.
The song plays and everyone dances .
Here Baba Yaga flies in again.
Baba Yaga: What kind of dance is this? (teases everyone) That's how it should be! Well, DJ -little music! (Baba Yaga begins to show her dance , after a short excerpt, everyone begins to repeat her movements).
Baba Yaga : ah, you are my killer whales! This is another matter! We still won’t give up the Snow Maiden. You haven't paid everything yet.
(leaves from the hall)
Presenter: Well then, in order to somehow dispel our evil spirits, let’sLet's sing a song. Let's all stand around the Christmas tree.
They sing a song around the Christmas tree.
Leading: Now let's try inviting Santa Claus again. Let's call everyone together. Remember how in childhood - three, four... Santa Claus!(all in chorus). Snow Maiden!…
At this time, a picturesquely dressed Baba Yaga runs into the room under the Snow Maiden. She jumps joyfully, examines the surroundings with interest, and sniffs everyone present.
Leading: Who else is this?
Baba Yaga: It's me - Snow Maiden!
Leading: Well, get out of here, you forest scum!
Baba Yaga: Well well! No culture! They immediately start calling names!
I am no evil spirit, and I have had a first name and patronymic for a long time.
Madame Yadviga Kostyantinovna! (bows).
Leading: Okay, tell me why you came? What can you do?
Baba Yaga: Yes, my dear, I can do anything!
Baba Yaga
:
What did you think! Not a bunch of crap... Well, there are also different games, fun stuff, riddles, jokes... In general, let's get started right now! I willpuzzlesmake a wish. Let them guess for prizes.(Takes 2 tangerines out of his pocket, carefully wipes them on the hem, smells them, wipes them again).
So, listen: Who brought us gifts? Good grandfather...(all in chorus: Frost).
The same grandfather froze the children's noses...(all in chorus: Frost).
The guest was visiting, the bridge was being paved
No axe, no wedges. (Freezing.)
Transparent like glass
You can't put it in the window. (Ice.)
I lay there all winter,
In the spring he ran into the river. (Snow.)
Old man at the gate
The heat was taken away.
Doesn't run on his own
And he doesn’t tell me to stand. (Freezing.)
Which tree doesn't fall off its leaves? (From the Christmas tree.)
The girl Belyan passed by,
Whitewashed all the clearings. (Snow fell.)
Not a beast, but howling. (Wind.)
It flowed, flowed and lay under the glass (Ice on the river.)
Poor Tikhon was pushed out of the sky,
Wherever he runs, he covers it with carpet. (Snow.)
Baba Yaga: And here you are, my dear guests, stand in a circle, I’ll play a game with you, "Zoo"called. Now I will say in everyone’s ear the name of the animal or bird, and then you guys, hold hands, and hold them tightly. I will name the animals one by one, and whoever hears “his” animal must sit down, and the rest must not allow this to happen. Did everyone understand everything?(B.Ya. goes around everyone in a circle and says the same word in everyone’s ear, for example, “rooster”). Well, everyone joined hands, held each other tightly and listened carefully. Rooster!
Leading: Well, Yadviga Baba. Ugh, how are you?(raises his hand).
Baba Yaga: Next competition "Stars and Constellations". I will tell everyone: “The stars gather in constellations of 3,” and everyone should be divided into threes, holding hands and dancing, and so I will call different numbers, and you, at my command, gather in constellations according to these numbers: 4 - four, 5 - five, etc. I will keep an eye on those who do not manage to connect into constellations in time and take them aside.
Everyone plays this game. At the end, Baba Yaga approaches those whom she “picked up.”
Baba Yaga: I will let you go if you sing a song about the Christmas tree in chorus.
(penal officers sing a song).
Baba Yaga: Let me test your strength - here are two ropes, come out two real men. Tie 5 knots on a string, let's see who can tie it faster and tighter!(men tie it). Well done! Who has it better? Yes! Oh, I forgot to say that the one who unties the knots faster will win, forgive the young lady. The prize for the winner is my kiss.
Baba Yaga: You see, as soon as Santa Claus went to get his bag,... Do you want me to hold a lottery with you? Will I give everyone gifts? Naturally, not the same as Santa Claus, but much better. But - not just for that. I am announcing a competition for the best compliment to me.
Everyone compliments me. Satisfied Baba Yaga drags a large bag. She selects several people whose compliments she especially liked, asks each one in turn to tell her the number of their lottery ticket (she does not take the tickets), then checks her very wrinkled and tattered list and gives each small prizes or paper parcels with the following inscriptions, reading them out solemnly , in a joyful voice.
Comic lottery Baba Yaga:
1. What a lucky guy, I’ll literally die laughing, you have a pacifier, go cry in that corner over there!(-)
2. And you got it paper clip– hold on to her very tightly!(clip)
3. And you quickly run here, bow, and quickly get away from here!(-)
4. An original vase – I’ve never seen a more beautiful one!(empty bottle).
5. Sew this button wherever you want, you will be happy without any fuss!(button )
6. And now the super win of the century, zero without a stick for this man!
Baba Yaga: Well, that's all, and don't let anyone cry - that's why it's a game, to fool people!
Baba Yaga (bows): Sorry, it was a little joke, but don’t tell Santa Claus(leaves).
HOST: I was told by gypsy mail that evil spirits had released the Snow Maiden. Santa Claus took her, and they were already at the entrance to the house of culture.
The phonogram of the New Year's melody sounds, Grandfather Frost and the Snow Maiden appear in front of the crowd, dancing along.
FATHER FROST: Good New Year's Eve to everyone, my dears!
SNOW MAIDEN: To all those present, sparkling New Year's greetings!(to the village of Moroz) . Grandpa, are you shaking so much with excitement? Maybe he got sick?
FATHER FROST: Look, Snow Maiden, is my temperature normal?
(The Snow Maiden uses a large fake thermometer to measure Santa Claus’s temperature).
SNOW MAIDEN: A little low, grandpa. Need to raise. (Addresses the audience). How can I raise my grandfather's temperature?(one of them offers Santa Claus a drink, Santa Claus accepts the offer).
FATHER FROST: ( makes a toast):
Here's a glass, thank you,
I will say a beautiful toast for everyone.
In the New Year I wish you,
Rewards for everyone,
I wish you, friends,
Everything you can and cannot do!
But first, strength in the body,
I really wish
After all healthy man,
Will be happy for a whole century!
Happy New Year,
I wish you more money
So that the steering wheels of every house,
It grew like a snowball!
And now, for my arrival,
Here's to a Happy New Year!(drinks a glass of wine)
Snow Maiden:
And to make your dreams come true in the New Year,
We need to have a big round dance!
(All guests dance around the tree)
Father Frost: Now let's play a little.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden spend with guests New Year's attraction:
“The Christmas tree is elegant...” - Both girls and boys take part in the game. Girls are Christmas trees, which boys must dress up and embellish for the holiday within a certain time. In front of each of them is a box with various women's cosmetics, jewelry and accessories: beads, bows, clips, lipstick, blush, eye shadow, hairpins, Christmas decorations and tinsel. The winner is the pair of players who aroused the greatest sympathy among the audience.
"Playing Blind"
- two players participate. Before each of them large leaf paper and pencil.
Condition of the game: blindfolded, draw, for example, a snowman. The one whose drawing comes out more successful and reliable wins. The winner receives a “sweet prize” in the form of a large candy with a surprise “filling”. Rewarding the winner, Santa Claus quietly pulls the string and the “candy” cracker suddenly explodes in the hands of an unsuspecting player, showering him with multi-colored confetti.
“Two silver horses will take me home in an instant...”
- two opposing players, using roller skates as ordinary skates, must, simultaneously leaving the “same destination,” cover a certain distance and return safely. The winner is the one who completes the task more confidently and quickly.
Father Frost: The Year of the Rooster is just around the corner!
We wish you not to worry!
Let your health be stable,
And illnesses will forget their way to you!
May all your dreams come true,
New ideas will be born!
Prosperity, blessings for the whole year!
Open the door - the rooster is coming!
Snow Maiden:
To the ringing cry of “Ku-ka-re-ku!” New Year will come,
He will bring good luck, joy and enthusiasm to your home!
All troubles, all failures, our Rooster will spur
And in one moment it will smash them all to dust and to smithereens!
Presenter:
It was the turn of the cheerful Rooster Monkey.
There will be joy and gifts,
Hello, hello, New Year!
May the Rooster, as a symbol of the year, bring enthusiasm and laughter,
Will give energy, freedom and give everyone success,
It will take away sorrows and troubles and grind everything into flour.
Good luck and victory await you - in the New Year!
ALL: Ku-ka-re-ku!
FATHER FROST. It's a pity, but it's time for us to say goodbye...
SNOW MAIDEN. We are leaving to meet again.
TOGETHER: HAPPY NEW YEAR! WITH NEW HAPPINESS!
Father Frost and Snow Maiden leave the guests, and the presenter continues to lead the dance and competition program.
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