Alcohol horoscope by signs: Who in the zodiac is good at drinking. Alcohol horoscope: how drunk representatives of various zodiac signs behave

Each person has his own shortcomings, including various habits and addictions. Some people can’t refuse a late-night snack, others are heavily hooked on stupid American TV series, a third can’t imagine life without a hookah, and a fourth “drowns” their problems in alcohol. As it turned out, all sorts of predispositions are characteristic of certain signs of the Zodiac. Astrologers believe, for example, that each of the 12 signs relates differently to alcohol. Some people categorically cannot tolerate alcohol, while others, on the contrary, are prone to abusing such drinks.

Let's look at 10 zodiac signs that most often become dependent on alcohol.

Cancer

Sensitive and emotional cancer often has a weak will, so once you try alcohol, it is difficult to give it up. The fact is that alcohol makes representatives of the sign more relaxed and emotional, so that they are ready to love the whole world and enjoy life. Cancers often overindulge in drinking and then, for the rest of their lives, remember the ill-fated days when they were the source of drunken mishaps. And Cancers can hardly bear a hangover - a sore head, nausea, weakness and indigestion. Having been in this situation, people of this sign try to drink only in the company of loved ones and people, and only on holidays.

Lion

A royal simply cannot do without a fine drink. Leo strives to fill the bar with elite alcohol so that, on occasion, he can show off to friends and acquaintances. By the way, representatives of the sign can visit the bar for no reason, sipping another glass of cognac, whiskey or just good vodka after a hard day. When going out, Leos also maintain their “reputation”, so they always raise toasts to the company without missing out. Social life often leads to the fact that these people quickly become drunk and begin to rapidly descend down the career ladder. Failures and troubles make Leo feel sorry for himself, which, again, they wash down with a new portion of alcohol. On the other hand, even Leo alcoholics know how to “keep their face.” They rarely involve drunken antics and incidents.

Aquarius

The element of this sign is liquid, so it is calm about alcoholic libations. At the same time, it is difficult to distinguish between a sober and drunk Aquarius, since all the symptoms and signs appear insignificantly. Aquarians who are on a drinking binge can calmly continue to go to work and carry out their duties, meanwhile having the necessary dose of “life-giving” alcohol in their flask. It is extremely difficult to persuade non-drinking Aquarians to toast at the table - they firmly follow their principles. If Aquarius becomes an alcoholic, it happens gradually without obvious physical dependence. Rather, we are talking about the fictitious psychological comfort that alcohol gives to the representative of the sign. If he decides to quit forever, then the favorable stars will contribute to a rational attempt.

Scorpion

Scorpios are very fond of noisy companies and parties, which are accompanied by alcoholic libations. In their youth, representatives of this sign have an increased risk of becoming addicted, which even rehabilitation centers will not help treat later. If the habit has not been formed, then an experienced Scorpio learns to drink rationally, without abusing it and without acquiring a wild state. Able to alcohol intoxication the sharp-tongued and strict Scorpio becomes a sweetheart and a cheerful fellow, communicates with might and main with people and even the hated little one. The natural skepticism and rationality of the sign are also lost, so you shouldn’t get drunk during negotiations over dinner - you’ll end up with a hopeless partner.

Virgo

Representatives of the sign are modest and reserved; they try to rarely appear in companies with a large number alcohol. But still, the weakness of the will and poor health of Virgos leads to the fact that they turn out to be those quiet alcoholics who pour themselves vodka every day without leaving the house. Virgos start using for any reason, but mainly to reduce heartache and overcoming a life crisis. If there is a Virgo in your family, then try to hide hot temptations away during the period of her depression and moral weakness. Young Virgo girls want to appear older and more experienced, so they often get drunk in bad company.

Taurus

This sign strives to experience everything new from early youth, and therefore becomes closely acquainted with alcohol. All companies and parties with Taurus must be accompanied by alcohol, otherwise the sign will simply get bored and go home to drink on its own. Such an unhealthy attraction to alcohol leads to the destruction of Taurus’s personality and the rapid formation of addiction. Near their bed there are often basins for night vomiting, hangover pills and mineral water. And Taurus understands “health-improving” pickles better than others. Only truly critical well-being and unscrupulous behavior can force these people to quit forever.

Sagittarius

Representatives of the sign love to set goals, and if the latter are accompanied by alcoholic libations, then people will definitely follow the lead. Sagittarians are exactly those business partners who love to talk over a glass of whiskey and a cigar. They will also find reasons for fun get-togethers in company, and even bring alcohol at their own expense. If not for the excellent physical health and passion for the goal, Sagittarius would very quickly become an alcoholic. It’s amazing how alcoholics under this sign can control themselves and, if they want, quickly get rid of their addiction. Even older Sagittarians tolerate alcohol well and get drunk later than everyone else.

Scales

A harmonious sign always weighs the pros and cons before jumping into the pool. These people begin to drink alcohol mainly as required by the situation: company, buffet reception, business negotiations, festive events. But even at home, Libra keeps a few bottles of their favorite drinks in reserve to relax in peace and quiet after a hard day. Representatives of this sign do not become drunks, or rather, they do not consider themselves such, but they can drink regularly and a lot. Periods of heavy drinking can alternate with weeks or months of sobriety, since these people endure a morning hangover with great difficulty.

Aries

Receives silver in our rating, as he is considered a hereditary alcoholic. If the parents of a little Aries drink, then he begins to try alcohol very early and get used to it. Already by the time they graduate from the 9th grade, Aries may have a long history of alcoholic outpourings, against the backdrop of which deviant behavior and hooliganism develop. For drunken antics, young Aries may end up in a pre-trial detention center, and in the future they will lose friends, spouses, career success. Representatives of this sign need to be controlled from an early age, as addiction develops very quickly.

Twins

The sociable Gemini often hangs out in groups and at parties, so to maintain a conversation he allows himself to drink alcohol. If the gatherings drag on, then Gemini may well quickly “pick up” and begin to amuse people with his funny and stupid behavior. Representatives of this sign rarely drink at home on their own, but they do it for company, and sometimes even initiate alcohol gatherings. At the same time, Geminis love extravagant pastimes - they boldly try various cocktails, drink beer upside down or drink shots from women’s bodies. Disgusting behavior quickly corrupts Gemini, which leads to his alcoholism.

In fact, all horoscope signs are susceptible to alcohol intoxication and the formation of addiction, especially those who received poor genetics and health from their parents. Weak-willed people are completely forbidden to try alcohol, since psychological dependence forms very quickly and for a long time.

Each of us has had experience with alcoholic beverages. For some, communication occurs only on holidays, for some it is already a daily habit, and for others, alcohol cannot be tolerated at all.

Astrologers say that addiction to alcohol depends on the date of birth. Now we find out what the stars think about this.

Aries

Aries has no sense of proportion. Under the influence of alcohol, he becomes unbalanced and begins to look for adventure. If you need to get him something, give Aries a drink, because under the influence of alcohol he becomes kind and pliable.

Taurus

Taurus prefer to drink expensive drinks at home. Very often, a drunk Taurus begins to visit friends and acquaintances. Don't anger Taurus. When intoxicated, he becomes unbalanced and a fight may break out.

Twins

The twins are ready to organize a drinking party out of the blue. They do not change under the influence of alcohol. Aggression does not appear. But they drink more and more often than all other zodiac signs.

Cancer

Cancers love intimate conversations over a glass of wine. However, if the temperature goes off scale and the amount of alcohol consumed is higher than normal, a circus program begins. Drunk Cancer and sober Cancer are different from each other. These are completely two different people.

Lion

Most often, Leos know when to stop drinking alcohol. They don't want to lose their reputation. If they drink, they can be rowdy or cheerful.

Virgo

Most Virgos are ardent opponents of alcoholic beverages. If they drink, they do it beautifully. They can drink one glass of wine all evening, enjoying the drink.

Scales

Representatives of this sign lack self-control. They very often lose control of themselves, so they quickly get drunk. Libras always suffer from a hangover.

Scorpion

Scorpios seek solace in alcohol. If they drink, then there is a good reason for this. IN drunk they become dangerous to others. They want either showdowns or sex.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius is a great party companion. Over a glass of alcohol, he becomes the life of the party. But if he drinks too much, he becomes straightforward. He will tell you everything he was afraid to say sober.

Capricorn

Capricorns are very reserved in their emotions. They cannot relax even under the influence of alcohol. Capricorns either seek solace in alcohol or don’t drink at all.

Aquarius

Aquarians love to experiment with alcoholic drinks. They prefer cocktails, often mix drinks, and then suffer from a terrible hangover. They may not drink for a long time, but then they enjoy participating in friendly parties.

Fish

It's better for fish not to drink! They can't stop in time. The process of getting used to alcohol occurs very quickly. They have a tendency towards alcoholism, so representatives of this sign need to be careful with drinking.

Alcohol is undoubtedly worst enemy of all humanity, but when working week As Friday comes to an end, we become increasingly convinced that all these are stories and myths, and in fact, alcohol is our friend, which will help us forget all the hardships of working time and give us long minutes of joy and relaxation in the company of friends. But before you go on a drinking binge, we advise you to find out under what zodiac sign your potential drinking buddy was born, otherwise you never know...

Capricorn

The consciousness of a drunken Capricorn is calculated using a simple formula: character to the tenth power plus the root of common sense multiplied by minus one. The condition occurs after the third glass and does not change further, regardless of the amount drunk. A closed and cautious Capricorn, when drunk, turns into the life of the party, who generously lavishes compliments on others and reacts good-naturedly to jokes. Don't be fooled! The catch is that the next morning this bastard Remembers Everything.

Aquarius

A drunken Aquarius is capable of turning the world upside down without wasting time on such trifles as a fulcrum. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to divine lines, rushes to the canvas and in three strokes enters the history of world painting, composes revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. But, unfortunately, no one has ever seen this. As well as, in fact, drunken Aquarius. Because usually a slightly tipsy Aquarius says: “You are here, but I’m off to bed.” And goes to bed.

Fish

If the fish is a sawfish, keep your distance. If the fish drank a lot, run. A drunken Fish experiences the full range of emotions in four minutes, after which it repeats this cycle until it is able to move its gills. One minute she was sobbing in the corner because no one loves her, and thirty seconds later she was happily jumping on chairs, waving her panties over her head and throwing caviar at her drinking companions. And at the same time she retells the anecdote she just heard in the first person as a story that happened to her just yesterday.

Aries

The first rule of drinking with an Aries: never drink with an Aries. If you are already drinking with Aries, try to seat a sober Aquarius next to you so that he can get you away in time. Otherwise, you risk waking up in some Leningrad (wherever this city is located), after which it will turn out that yesterday you married an elderly Russian language teacher and offended good man wearing a black faux fur hat. At the same time, Aries will look at you sympathetically with absolutely sober eyes and shake his head: “Why are you doing this, we’re doing a little bit.” Well, if you are an Aries, you should keep in mind that other signs have very strange physiology - they get drunk from alcoholic drinks.

Taurus

A drunk Taurus always pretends that he is sober. Even if Taurus crawls along the floor like a snail, leaving a wet trail behind him, he is still sure that the evening has just begun. Taurus has an unshakable rule: take everything from life. All the money, all the sex and so that the house - full bowl. This applies equally to alcohol. When planning to drink with a Taurus, do not skimp, otherwise you risk hearing something like: “Send the fool for vodka - he will bring one.” However, two vodkas won’t save you either: after them, Taurus will reveal the beautiful-eyed Bychar to the world and destroy everything he can get his hands on: a coffee set, geraniums, and your good relationships.

Twins

The notorious duality of Gemini at the stage of alcoholic intoxication recedes, bringing one of the hypostases to the fore. And here - depending on your luck. A cheerful cat with a microphone and the summary “You sing great!” can come out onto the mountain. or a gloomy fiend of hell who not only hates everyone around him, but also strives in every possible way to destroy them. In the second case, Gemini's counterpart risks learning a lot of new things about his appearance, his abilities and his life decisions. And the next morning Gemini will wave his hand - they say, are you crazy, should you be offended? I was drunk.

Getting Cancer drunk is the only way to truly get to know him. The arthropod master of camouflage, when drunk, opens up to the world and finally stops being shy. If taking a sober Cancer out for spontaneous sex is a task with an asterisk, then a drunk Cancer is already practically wearing only stockings and is all on fire. Of course, the next morning Cancer will climb back into his chitin and will suffer there silently, gritting his teeth.

A drunk Leo is no different from a sober Leo. Unless the number of decibels increases in direct proportion to the amount drunk. The sober Leo, telling about his valor, adventures and victories, still sometimes pauses to breathe a little air. But a drunken Leo has absolutely no need for air. Drunk Leo needs to tell the story from the series “how cool I am, Lord” for the hundredth time, because in a company of twenty people there was one unfortunate person who for some reason had not heard this story yet.

Virgo

Why Virgos drink is completely unclear. Perhaps the soul of a drunken Virgin temporarily leaves her body to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorns. In our sinful world, the Virgin goes through three mandatory stages: “I’m so drunk” (after the first glass of cocktail), “I love you so much” (middle of the night) and “Where is the aspirin?” (in the morning). A young, hungover Virgo may discover in the morning that she is no longer a virgin, but she will never remember the details. Very convenient, by the way.

Scales

Libras are afraid to drink, but they love it very much. Because only in a drunken state do they finally stop weighing everything around them and come into harmony with the world around them. The eternal search for a bright ideal temporarily stops, because this is the very situation when there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, too. Everyone is so darling, bunnies and cats that it is completely incomprehensible how one could wrinkle one’s nose for so many years in aesthetic rejection of the Universe. True, the next morning Libra, who remembers how they managed to drink themselves to the point of brotherhood with a man from the threshing and crushing technical school, becomes unbearably ashamed. But so on in the morning.

Scorpion

Scorpio drinks just to the point of courage, and then sharply brakes, continuing to pour water to those around him, at the same time Jesuitically whispering “I have a light hand.” He's lying! Scorpios have a very, very heavy hand, and they absolutely love to laugh at how their victims are trying to get back on their feet. If you plan to get Scorpio drunk specifically in order, for example, to get him into bed or to find out some information, it is better to shoot yourself right away. Because he will say: “yes, of course, but let’s have one more first, I’ll pour it, my hand is light.” And then - yes - Leningrad, an elderly teacher and kind person in a black hat. Drinking with Scorpios is only allowed for those who dream of becoming a YouTube star.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius. Or a teetotaler. Because life has not gone well for Sagittarius. Or it was a success. It’s generally not clear how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, there will not be enough health. In the second case, you will die of boredom about halfway through the lecture about the dangers of consuming alcohol solutions. But be that as it may, when you get to the table with Sagittarius, do everything as he says. Arguing with him is harmful - he will either shoot you or be offended, and the latter is incomparably worse.

Every year, scientists publish new articles about the benefits and harms of alcohol. Some believe that small doses of alcohol have a beneficial effect on the human body. For example, drinking one glass of red wine a day helps prevent a number of diseases cardiovascular system. Other scientists, on the contrary, come out with sharp criticism regarding strong drinks. In their opinion, the presence of even microdoses of alcohol in the body slowly poisons a person. Our astrologer offers to look at this issue from an unexpected angle. He identifies several representatives of the zodiac circle for whom alcohol in any form or quantity is contraindicated.

Which zodiac signs should not drink alcohol at all?

Pisces is the most vulnerable sign to the “green serpent”. In their case, it is advisable not to use anything stronger than kefir. From an astrological point of view, they have an innate tendency towards alcoholism and self-destruction on this basis. Their main problem is the inability to drink. Being “under the influence”, a typical representative water element may behave inappropriately, cause trouble, ruin his reputation, and the next day not remember anything.

Libra embodies the image of a bohemian alcoholic. Among them there are many creative personalities who look for inspiration at the bottom of the glass. They find solace in him, he helps them overcome disappointment and forget. But in reality, alcohol is much more dangerous for them. less benefit than harm. They also favor the “hangover”, which only aggravates the situation. It is better for them to generally stay away even from low-alcohol drinks.

Geminis are always confident in themselves and will not even listen to someone who advises them to slow down during a feast. Because of his own arrogance, the representative air element can very quickly fall into a state of intoxication, without even noticing how it happened. In addition, this is one of the few zodiac signs that does not need company and a reason to get drunk.

Among Aries there are very few binge drinkers and everyday alcoholics. But they ended up in this anti-rating for a reason. Despite neutral attitude to alcohol, sometimes representatives of this sign still drink to relax or celebrate some event. The problem is that their body does not tolerate strong drinks well. They literally poison Aries and stupefy his mind. It is precisely because of such physiological characteristics“Fiery” people are contraindicated to drink.

There are no “good” or “bad” types of alcohol. There are no “elite” types of it and “for suckers.” There are simply drinks that suit your character and those that don't. . Today we invite you to choose the most suitable drink for yourself in accordance with your Zodiac sign.

Aries - Vodka

Vodka is known to be the ideal drink for adventure. And Aries love adventure. In addition, vodka suits any situation and guarantees a good time.

Taurus - Beer

Taurus are, as a rule, not those guys and girls who like to be the center of attention and dance on the dance floor. They prefer friendly gatherings at the table with drinks and snacks.

Therefore, beer is an ideal way for them to spend a hard day in the past. The main thing is that it’s cold, right?

Gemini - Tequila

You are a Gemini, and therefore you love to move and dance. True joy is having a blast while twirling your butt on the dance floor. And for such matters, tequila is the best ally.

Geminis are guaranteed to take any of their friends' night of entertainment to the next level. new level. And they almost never think about the consequences. So tequila is simply made for them!

Cancer - Gin

Cancers are known for their temperament and frequent attacks melancholy. Gin is a bit of a mysterious drink.

Although many have heard of it, many love it, few are able to truly appreciate it.

Gin helps Cancers remain both mysterious and extravagant at the same time. It also tastes good (with tonic, that’s for sure!) and is really good for the body and soul.

Leo - red wine

Leos are charismatic leaders. For them, the choice of alcohol is also a matter of prestige. Well, wine, of course, if it is chosen wisely (and Leos understand these matters), can bring an incredible amount of pleasure.

Leo is the most charismatic of all the zodiacs. They prefer aged wine, Merlot or Pinot. These wines not only emphasize the taste of the person who chooses them, but also his social status.

Virgo - white wine

White wine is a sign that a person is preparing for a joyful party with friends who know each other well. When people from your circle get together, they probably trust you with the choice of drink for the evening.

And since you are well versed in wine, there have never been any complaints about this.

White wine is usually chosen by kind, caring, compassionate and gentle people.

Libra - Bourbon

Don Draper was a Libra. How else can you explain that he drank it?

Whiskey is the drink of people who do business without unnecessary drama and hysterics. They don't sweat the small stuff and use their charm to climb to the top.

Libras are sensible, thoughtful people who know how to think. Whiskey helps them pull themselves together and look more pretentious.

Scorpio - Moonshine

Moonshine - authentic American moonshine, beautiful name which appeared not at all because of a muddy pale color a poorly distilled product, but from the fact that the drink was distilled under the cover of darkness by the light of the moon.

Scorpios are rebels, disturbers of public peace. And since you are also wise beyond your years and always live by your own rules, then a regular store-bought drink is not for you.

You probably love brewing your own moonshine. old recipe. Which you constantly supplement and improve.

Sagittarius - Champagne

Sagittarians have excellent taste and rarely look at price tags. And when they go to stores to buy alcohol, they usually pull champagne from the top shelf.

It’s not surprising: if you spend your health, then only on the best!

Capricorn - Scotch

For Capricorn no better drink than real Scotch (or Irish) whiskey. They are well versed in alcoholic drinks, appreciate the aging and “age” of the drink.

Capricorn is in no hurry. He knows that to get the best, sometimes you have to wait.

The tape only emphasizes their thoroughness, ability to see beyond their own nose and perseverance.

Aquarius - bagged wine

Aquarians are real hippies. They never worry about prices, prestige or social status. They buy the cheapest and most delicious.

And what’s worth it is, of course, the “pay for showing off.”

Pisces - Absinthe

Pisces is a zodiac sign that is known for the fact that people born under it are usually creatively gifted and sensual. These are people who need inspiration and real emotions.

Absinthe was created especially for them. A drink that reveals the soul and subconscious like nothing else.