Funny horoscope for. Comic horoscope for Libra

The year of the warlike Fire Rooster is coming to an end. From February 16 to eastern calendar, the year of the Yellow Earth Dog will come.

Let's find out what the year of the Yellow Earth Dog has in store for us? What needs to be done to make the coming 2018 successful?

As you know, the Dog obeys the Earth element, which is associated with rest, peace and harmony. The name itself determines that the predominant color of the year will be yellow - the color of the Sun, comfort, and warmth.

Year of the Yellow Earth Dog

The dog is a peace-loving creature, faithful, kind, and devoted to humans. This means the year will be peaceful, calm and warm in all respects. And for him to be like this, let’s listen to what the Earth Dog recommends to us.

Brief horoscope for 218 according to the signs of the Zodiac

Let's start according to all the rules of astrologers.

ARIES

Aries is honest, bold, quick-tempered, and at times picky. He will give a worthy fight to all sloths, that is why he is so proud!

For the year to be extremely successful and especially successful, Aries needs to show the best traits of his character. Then no one will doubt his nobility. Good nature and goodwill are the traits that should accompany Aries throughout the year. He needs them more than ever.

To do this, it is imperative to moderate the exorbitant temper and curb the notorious assertiveness, and also reduce ambitions and emotions. Then worthy partners with lucrative offers will be drawn to Aries.

And emotions, they will come in handy when he goes on vacation.

Good advice

The Yellow Dog recommends travel to England, Germany and Italy, where painting and music will be in complete harmony with the spiritual sensations of Aries. And also Georgia, where the beauty of the mountains will fill their world with new colors.

TAURUS

Our Taurus is worthy of praise, because in life he is calm. But a stubborn person cannot live without worries. Sweet and loyal, but not sure about many things. Money is valued by this sign; everyone values it.

For Taurus, 2018 will bring many good changes, especially in career terms. The main thing is not to be childish, communicate more with colleagues and friends, and not go into silence. Expand your knowledge, make new acquaintances, don’t be sad about the past and be more optimistic.

Taurus should go on vacation to Australia, which will allow him to wholeheartedly enjoy the peace of the green continent. Or to Ireland, Poland, where he can not only have a great time, but also successfully resolve business issues with partners.

Well, how can you disagree?

The main thing is to be decisive, and the Dog will give Taurus a great year!

TWINS

Our Geminis are obstinate and sometimes fussy. It’s not a sin for them to be more serious; a sharp mind promises success!

For Gemini, the Earth Dog recommends focusing on one profitable project. You should not fuss in vain and reduce your ambition a little, and also hide away the manifestation of sudden aggression. Then success in business and conquest will come career ladder will not seem so difficult and unrealistic.

The main thing is to dream correctly

The Dog recommends visiting Canada, Belgium, or Egypt in the coming year. There, Gemini will not only have a good rest, but will also find new ways to achieve success and realize their risky ideas.

CANCER

Noble Cancer rejoices, in the year of the Dog he gets high. I wouldn’t rush to get high, it’s time to crawl out of my shell.

For Cancer, the Year of the Dog will not be entirely simple. To really achieve something, Cancer needs to be more open, not react so sharply to outside criticism, and be less emotional and touchy. And hide your vanity away.

Great medicine!

Cancer's travel plans include Holland or Australia. And hot Africa will amuse you. But you don’t have to go on a trip alone, because loneliness is strictly contraindicated for Cancer. A friendly Dog will try to surround Cancer with a friendly atmosphere and loved ones.

LION

A proud Leo is a reliable friend, everyone around him praises him. And how can one not praise, one must live with strength in friendship.

Strong-willed and temperamental Leo is a power-hungry personality. But in order to maintain friendship and a good attitude towards him, the Dog advises Leos to moderate the manifestation of their royalty, to be noble in their attitude towards those who are weaker.

For 2018 to be successful, Leo should not lie on his side for a long time. The Dog does not like lazy people. Leo's hard work will be rewarded with excellent rest.

And really, what's the difference...

A trip to France or Italy will bring a sea of positive emotions to the royal beast. Morocco is also suitable.

VIRGO

Virgos are very patient and extremely thrifty. They are as accurate as all clocks, and will soon be replaced by Libra.

What's calm and modest person necessary for happiness. Not so much. Quite suitable nice trip in the company of great friends or a loved one.

The Marine Station is also suitable

Such a trip could be a trip to Greece, or to Israel. Since Virgos are very thrifty, they may not decide to make such expenses. The Earth Dog hints to close people not to skimp and give Virgo a trip to distant lands.

SCALES

Libras are very romantic, gentle, kind and non-critical. They can be creative at times. But the comfort... Eh! He drags them home.

They say that the Dog has prepared for Libra special year. He will be very lucky if Libra, known for his curiosity, devotes time to deep knowledge of the World or directs his energy to the struggle to preserve environment. Diplomacy and intelligence will help Libra in this matter.

But you should be more decisive in your actions, not endlessly weigh the pros and cons, and then life will take on new colors. They will be especially bright when traveling.

The main thing is not to lose optimism

Thailand, China or Japan are waiting for inquisitive Libra. This is where their caution and prudence comes in handy.

SCORPION

Scorpio does not tolerate falsehood, he likes to know what will happen next. Traveling is not a sin - the year promises success in everything!

Healthy passion has always distinguished Scorpio from other zodiac signs. Business acumen and wisdom will bring him success in the Year of the Dog. Of course, if Scorpio stops stinging others. Especially in business circles.

He needs to control his character more often, and not find fault with little things, be kinder and more generous, and also more forgiving, and then fate will smile on him again.

And Norway, Sweden and Algeria will give unforgettable memories, unless of course Scorpio visits them.

Knowledge is power! I'm completely exhausted

SAGITTARIUS

Our irrepressible Sagittarius is cheerful and desperate. I won’t hide it from you - he is young in heart and soul, even though now he’s ready to walk down the aisle again. And he is active, restless - he is worthy of travel!

For Sagittarius, the Year of the Dog promises to be prosperous if, while having fun, he also does not forget to work, and also persistently strive to complete the assigned tasks. Love of freedom and mobility will not allow him to stay in one place for long.

The main thing is to have a good rest

It is likely that in the year of the Dog Sagittarius will visit Latin America, Portugal or Spain. These countries are very suitable for his hot character.

CAPRICORN

The irreconcilable, proud Capricorn will willingly twist all his enemies into a horn. Be more cheerful in the Year of the Dog - you will make new friends!

Prudence and thoughtfulness in solving all problems have always been inherent in Capricorn. So 2018 expects the same thoughtful decisions from him. And success will be ensured - as in financial matters, and in career growth. The Yellow Dog is very supportive of Capricorn, so he should try and not miss his moment to become happy!

Travel is not easy

But while doing righteous labors, one should not forget to also rest. Mexico and India will help workaholic Capricorn relax and gain strength for new achievements.

AQUARIUS

Aquarius is original in everything, even though it can be banal. An erudite and diplomat - always rich in kindness!

For Aquarius, the Year of the Dog will be extremely successful. Work and reasonable risk are very appealing to a devoted animal, so Aquarius should not bury his talents too deeply. Let him show them to the world, and let his work and creativity be adequately appreciated. The main thing is not to lose optimism.

The main thing is the right reference point!

Although Aquarius is not lacking in creativity, he needs to continue to be active and as proactive as possible. And hurry to Canada or Denmark for vacation. He will be comfortable in Italy too.

FISH

Pisces will become indifferent if you are tactless towards them. They have intuition from birth. Let's wish Pisces love and good mood!

In order for the mood to always be excellent in 2018, Pisces need to finally wake up and be more active. A trip to Asia Minor will help in this matter - you can even plan it for January. Or visit Italy.

And it's true!

The Year of the Dog promises to be successful for Pisces, cheerful, hardworking and determined. And success will be followed by recognition in business circles, as well as respect and honor.

As you can see from the horoscope for 2018, success awaits us all - of course, if goodwill, activity, reasonable risk and kindness are used.

Wishes for 2018

What about the Rooster's prophecy?

I wonder how the Year of the Rooster turned out for you? Were your hopes and expectations met? Have the prophecies of the Fire Rooster come true? Were you, my readers, able to go on vacation where you had planned? Or maybe someone has been to long journeys in the countries that Cockerel recommended for you in mine, posted on the pages of the site. I really wanted this year and the year of the Yellow Earth Dog to be successful for everyone!

But, if you did not manage to accomplish something planned in the year of the Rooster, do not be discouraged - there is still time. And the coming Year of the Dog 2018 inspires hope to be peaceful, calm, and friendly, as the horoscope for 2018 says.

We will achieve our goals!

Comic horoscope for travelers for 2018: 83 comments

Lyudmila
Funny pictures and captions. ... really, what difference does it make in WHICH sneakers when walking around Paris - as long as it's in PARIS!)))
But the Cockerel 2017 crowed in vain - there was no Leo (though I’m only talking about one of them)) this year, no diving in the Red Sea, no hang gliding over Turkey, no alpine skiing nowhere, nowhere, even in the Carpathians!
Maybe you'll have better luck with the Yellow Dog? 🙂
Olga Parfenova
I really liked about Paris. It’s better in old sneakers, but in Paris. I’ve been to Marseille, now I just have to visit Paris.
Larisa
A sea of positivity from your horoscope, Tanya! Such pictures are optimistic and meaningful that it is simply impossible to read the inscriptions and your horoscope without a smile! How quickly time flies! It’s even scary - it seems like we recently celebrated 2017 and here we go, 2018 will soon be here! Fuck! 🙂
Lara
I read with interest the wishes for Taurus, Leo, Aquarius - all these zodiac signs are in our family. Jokes aside, but how everything written corresponds to the truth!
Stranger
I noticed that Italy is often mentioned in wishes for travelers. It’s probably fate - my friend lives in Milan, and she’s been inviting everyone over for three years now. But I just can’t get my act together—this or that other gets in the way. We need to address this issue! 🙂
Laura
My middle daughter's husband, Libra. I laughed at the meaningful picture and was surprised at the accuracy of the characterization - that the son-in-law likes to doubt and can be indecisive, that’s for sure. But he loves to travel, and more and more to the countries of the East. But I need to do something about my excessive emotionality! Thanks for the advice and positivity, Tanya!
Irina
I agree with all the countries that the horoscope suggested for Aquarius) I’ll start with Denmark!)
Elena
Aries brings gratitude! It is to Italy and Germany that I lately I really want to go for a long time. True, it’s not entirely clear what to do with my husband - he should go to Holland and Australia, and not alone :)

I also liked the idea from the picture, where they advise putting a trip to the Maldives to your head for a headache. In fact, I would agree to both Cuba and Mexico... I’m just somehow sure that this would instantly cure my head.
1. Post author
  Yes, Elena. Indeed, you have a difficult task. I want to go to Germany, and Italy, and Cuba, and Mexico. Moreover, my husband should also accompany me to Holland or Australia. In short, I’ve been on the road all year, and there’s certainly no time for my head to hurt. 🙂 To get everything done, start right away in the New Year with a trip with your husband to warm Australia, then to the Caribbean (Cuba and Mexico), and only then to Europe - when it gets warmer there too. Happy travels to you! 🙂
2. Natalia Litvishko
  Lenochka, even I, with all my patriotic feelings, will not refuse such a lotion to my head. Preferably as a gift and for a long time.
  1. Post author
    Natalya, what about “I don’t need the Turkish coast and I don’t need Africa...” Or are they not needed until the right moment comes? 🙂
  2. Elena
    The Seychelles has always attracted me. And my husband definitely won’t mind going there.
    By the way, just now I thought: every country has its own protected places, where most of the citizens have never been. And horoscopes quite rarely invite you there; more and more they invite you to the other side of the map. The power of tradition? Is there no prophet in your own country?
    1. Post author
      I recently watched the program “Heads and Tails” about a trip to the Seychelles - what a beauty it is there! Eh, it would be great to visit there. And about a prophet in his own country - who would be interested in what is nearby and accessible. Serve everyone something distant, romantic and exotic. 🙂
Evgeniy
Let's wait for 2018 and check)
Illyrica
I always want to know, what does the New Year have in store for us? No exception next year Dogs. Not a single New Year's celebration takes place without mentioning the lord of the year. Be it corporate party or any family dinner. I want to dress up and set the table to please the ruler of the year. Everyone wants a happy year. Therefore, it is important that even comic predictions were positive for all zodiac signs. Tatyana, you successfully completed this task! And it turned out believably and with a touch of humor. 🙂 Thank you!
Olga
Very interesting and fun! Thanks a lot!
Catherine
Interesting horoscope. It may not be a joke, but someone will actually use it in their plans for next year. I quite like the predicted countries
Designer
My favorite Asia: - Thailand, China and Japan! I’m just planning to go to Thailand next year!
Anna
Here I am an Aries, but I don’t have any exorbitant temper or assertiveness. They used to be, but with age, the traits of the Iron Rat (Mouse) prevailed and the character changed a lot.
I hope that in better side!
Tatiana
Great jokes! I’ll add one more, ancient one: “Three things travelers from Rome bring with them: a bad conscience, an upset stomach and an empty wallet.”
Ulrich von Hutten
Maria Korotina
Good horoscope, but it’s unlikely that I’ll get to Australia in 2018. And as for my career, I was pleased.
Tatiana
Tatiana, we entertained you with our predictions, thank you! I only read horoscopes from you. True, I conveniently forgot what the Rooster prophesied for this year... I plan my trips, forgetting about all sorts of horoscopes :)
Evgenia
Excellent horoscope, made me laugh. The pictures and inscriptions also pleased me. I liked the selection of countries, I checked with some friends, everything fits)) Every joke has some truth, and who knows, who knows...
land_driver
I already have a rough idea of where I’ll go next year, hardly abroad, although I don’t rule out Morocco, or to the North and Crimea on bicycles. I'm already getting ready!
1. Post author
  You, Lyudmila, as in that saying - prepare the sleigh in the summer, and the oars in the winter. So the cycling route has already been chosen. Where is this to the North?

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-Aries men should prepare for great happiness. The dog will bring this zodiac sign many good changes, favorable events and profitable enterprises. Let the Dog drive Aries into the stand, where there is plenty of hay and curly sheep.

The New Year 2018 will bring changes to Aries women in their personal lives; get ready for small changes and major events. Therefore, carefully curl your curls on your forehead, paint your eyelashes and polish your hooves - there are only pleasant moments and a wonderful future ahead!

Aries climbs the mountain firmly,
And the dog will hurry,
Be a good help
To career heights.

Sound sleep, nerves of steel,
Be the first in everything, always!
Jumping over your head?
There is definitely no need for this!

Horoscope predicts Aries
Grace, luck and love.
May your home be happy and complete.
Let the feelings play in your soul again and again!

Happy New Year, dear Aries!
This year will bring you good luck.
Let evil problems run away from you
And this year will be the best!

The time has come for Taurus to “pull himself together” in order to be able to organize his life the way he dreamed. Your happiness and your future are in your hands, be easy-going, let there be less temper in your soul and more joy! Horoscope wishes for everyone "hot" Taurus get a faithful and large chick that will brighten his life!

The Year of the Dog should bring all the wild ones Taurus women calmness, and all the peaceful “chicks” have a large reserve of strength for new achievements. The horoscope warns Taurus that the very moment will come when you will need to stop “flying in the clouds” and “come down to earth.”
Good luck to Taurus
Horoscope predicts.
Let it bring inspiration
And only the joy of the New Year!

The dog will guard Taurus,
And preserve their peace all year round,
Fate is like rolling cheese through butter,
And there is nothing to worry about!

You can easily get it
Not just fish from the pond!
In short, the dog is in circulation
Will take over your world for a whole year!

Love and long journey
Falls out to all calves
There will be many happy meetings,
The dog pleases you

And having traveled around the world,
Hurry to the jeweler
Need to give rings
To go down the aisle with her.

The Year of the Dog is literally made for you, Gemini. Men of this sign will not be bored and lonely, they will be able to find true friends, a soul mate and favorite activity. The year will allow you to get rid of problems in communicating with others. Moreover, people will see you as a leader and a wise, reasonable person!

Gemini women in the year of the Dog you should “watch your language,” as the horoscope warns: excessive talkativeness and self-confidence will ruin your reputation. In any situation, be calm and smile better when you want to tell the next “truth”.
Gemini is about to move
IN new home or an apartment,
The dog tried hard
Here is the brand new entrance.

AND good job
The dog suddenly carries in his teeth,
Away with sorrows, away with worries,
After all, a dog is your best friend.

There will be a twin this year
creator of your happiness,
The dog will only take office
Growth awaits you in every way!

Personal growth, career too!
In the garden and perhaps
Everything will grow for you!
Here's the schedule. That's it, wait!

Gemini is lucky today
On New Year's Day, yes!
In the Year of the Dog, peace of mind to you,
Joy and personal victories to you!

For Cancer men, the horoscope in the year of the Dog is so favorable that they will be able to realize all their secret fantasies, even the most “daring” ones. Be confident in yourself and your affairs, and then you will definitely find a precious pearl at the bottom of the sea that can brighten up your boring existence.

Cancer women in 2018 Dog should finally take a break from the “everyday routine” and take care of themselves. Take the time to paint your nails or finally dye your hair roots, because in 2018 you will finally have a real chance to meet the man of your dreams. It is only important to be confident in yourself and not “back away” if you find small difficulties along the way.

The dog is already knocking on the house,
Open the cancer soon
You're not dreaming about all this,
Everything will really be like this.

There will be money, there will be happiness,
It's like there's cheese in butter,
You will forget about bad weather
And you'll accumulate fat in your belly!

The dog foretells Cancers
Definitely don't get into a fight!
Get cocky, get cocky!
If anything, don’t admit it!

Happy New Year's miracle, Cancer!
Here's your prediction:
You, rather than backing away,
Prepare declarations of love!

Leo men need to push themselves a little in 2018 to gain trust and respect. Mistress of the Year The Dog looks a little aggressively at the “predatory cat”, but, nevertheless, is very friendly so that the year will be successful and fruitful.

In 2018, every Lioness should relax a little and instead of “pulling everything on themselves,” give the situation a chance to resolve itself. Aggressive cats have always caused negative emotions from Dogs, but the mistress of the year is ready to yield to her principles and make a “sweet friendship” with Leos, giving them pleasant events and achievements in 2018.

Lions and Lionesses be careful,
The Year of the Dog is ahead.
But, of course, it’s also possible with her
Mark personal angles!

The prediction for Leo is simple:
Need to move, don't rest
And then there will be great happiness,
There are fewer reasons to be sad.

In the coming year Barbos
The lion will wipe his nose a little!
That's it, the end of your laws!
Leo straighten your crown.

Straighten up and smile!
And resign yourself to fate for a year,
You'll still take yours.
Tsar, you can’t argue against it!

Play with your fluffy mane
Dear Leo, it's time for you
IN New Year enter beautifully,
Happy new time!

In 2018, Virgo men should devote time to self-development, because if you don’t do this, you risk completely “getting” your loved ones with tediousness and self-flagellation. Express yourself through art and don’t start quarrels with your loved ones!

For Virgo women in the years 2-18, the Dog “promised” long-awaited changes. You should be on the move more, take part in all the crowds and holidays that you can find. Such relaxation will allow you to find spiritual harmony and self-love.

Virgos need to develop in the 18th year,
Don’t be sad, but smile and ignore the nonsense!
There are such passions around you, you just need to want it
And you can dash off to any neighboring space!

In the year of the Dog, virgins need
Look around
Remember what friendship is
And trust your dreams!

It will be fun and sad
Virgos in the new year,
Don't lose your feelings
And don't sleep on the go!

Mukhtar tells Virgo seriously
Forget to turn left all year!
Only straight ahead, and always forward!
This is the fate that awaits Virgo.

And everything will be in chocolate,
Always and in any situation.
Follow the first two lines,
And you won’t hear the menacing barking!

Finally, you will get a chance to somehow change your life for the better; for this, the stars in the sky will create the most favorable picture. Men should strain a little, but after this they will definitely find success and a huge number of gifts from fate.

In 2018, Libra women need to finally stop being indecisive, doubtful, balanced and well-mannered. Unleash yours hidden feelings, lose yourself in your emotions and live the Year of the Dog the way you only dreamed of!

It's time for Libra to go for a walk,
Party, dance, wash your soles,
The sun sparkles in the sky
And expect only good things!

By dog, by sled
Libra will move into a new house,
New Year brings only joy,
These are the dogs these days!

And in the house they will see -
There is a bag on the table!
Well, the dog tried his best,
Libra is shocked with happiness!

Horoscope tells Libra
Be more active and bolder
Trust your friends
It's more fun with them!

Scorpio men You need to carefully plan every task: work, rest, entertainment, and even cleaning the house. In addition, you should not look aggressively at others, expecting danger. No one can harm you, because you are already a “terrible” zodiac sign!

In the year of the Dog Scorpio women you should think about what they could express themselves most clearly. Engage in creativity or handicrafts, surprise others, prove that you are not only a master of “playing on nerves.”

Well, what awaits Scorpio?
A whole year of attractions!
Whatever the day, it's a show!
The mood will be great!

Laughter, fun day after day!
You will be a strong link!
This is where the dog can help you,
He's on your heels!

To love is like a queen!
To lose is like a million!
Gotta follow the tune
Scorpio in the Year of the Dog!

A serious sign, a prickly sign,
Aggressive and biting
Smile, because the horoscope
Wishing you a good year!

Sagittarius men, you should think about relaxation and healthy entertainment. Stop developing and searching for beauty; you already have everything that is vital! Put all the sharp arrows in the case behind your back and just open up to the world so that it accepts you!

Sagittarius women in 2018 there will be a huge number of opportunities to become better, more beautiful, smarter, and generally irresistible! The stars tell you to take more care of your health and appearance, because big changes are just around the corner and they should be met “in full combat readiness”!

For Sagittarius in the year of the Dog,
Will make his attack
Happiness in person!
Life will begin as a champion!

Traffic jams, quarrels, bad weather -
Everything is not in your everyday life!
Doggie in the coming year
All wishes will be taken into account!

Sagittarius wishes now
Find something soulful to do.
Open up to the world like a door
And life will become more pleasant!

It's time for Sagittarius to fall in love,
It's time to dissolve in worries,
To be happy both day and night,
So that the melancholy runs away!

Smile, thoughtful Sagittarius,
You have reasons to be happy!
You are a big and nice fellow,
May all bad weather pass you by!

Capricorn men the stars want to find that very muse, that same thread of inspiration and interest that can make life brighter and happier. It's time to stop being mischievous and pointing your horns at any criticism, it's time to accept all your problems with a smile and give only joy to others!

Capricorn women 2018 will be a significant year: some will find their love, others will find the strength to “move on” towards interesting adventures. In any case, the stars predict very romantic events, which means you need to always be happy, confident and have a bright personality!

This year is for Capricorn
It will be incredibly cool!
Only the Dog is on the threshold,
All wishes will come true!

Stunning meetings
Money is a fairytale carriage,
Happiness will fall on your shoulders
And it will press from all sides!

Capricorns, dear ones,
You are like delicate flowers
Step forward boldly
And put an end to the past!

In the year of the Dog, wise Capricorns
Joy and luck will smile,
Choose the right path,
To become happy - no other way!

Aquarius men they need to “push” so that any of their affairs “flow in the right direction” and bring good luck and profit. Minor failures “let them take their course”, the most important thing for you now is peace of mind, balance and help from loved ones!

Aquarius women It's time to do at least one stupid thing in 2018: fall in love with a passerby, buy a motorcycle or go on a trip without a penny of money. It will give you a crazy experience and memories to last a lifetime!

Calm, modest Aquarius
The horoscope wishes to be a little bolder,
Look ahead and see only luck,
Solve simple and complex problems!

In the Year of the Dog it will not be difficult for you,
Aquarius, happiness is possible!
Smile and go ahead
Interesting love awaits you!

Our dear Aquarius!
Forget about your problems,
Good Doggie this year
The Jackpot will be hit for you!

In personal life, at work,
Everything will be all right on takeoff!
Behave yourself!
And expect good luck in everything!

The horoscope advises Pisces men to change their work, occupation or professional activity. Your monotonous daily routine, like spoiled water in an aquarium, does not benefit tired, hungry fish. Feel free to open yourself to new hobbies and the Year of the Dog will favor you!

The horoscope tells Pisces women to do household chores: “warm the hearth” or “spawn.” It is very useful for lonely and sad Pisces to acquire offspring in order to brighten up their existence and give love to their neighbors.

Fish this New Year
Royal honor awaits!
Everyone everywhere will be happy to see you,
Don't expect mercy from victories!

The dog will reward lightly,
And he will send you a double.
Fish, only gold!
To catch any dream.

So that Pisces doesn't get bored
Live this year of the Dog,
They need to give smiles
To all loved ones, loved ones and children!

It's time for Pisces women to think,
Stop spinning, stop working, stop sleeping.
The stars tell you, if possible,
You need to grow your family like moss!

Love will give you strength,
Create and love inspiration!
And in the year of the Dog all Pisces
Find adventures for yourself!

If you believe the eastern calendar, astrologers and other great soothsayers, 2018 will be the year of the Yellow Dog. Comic horoscope for 2018 will tell you what to expect from this animal.

A dog is a kind and devoted creature surrounded by a person, so a year under its leadership will certainly pass without problems for the zodiac signs. She is ready to stand guard over the peace of her friend and owner all day and night, so you can relax and entrust the patron of the year with solving difficulties. She will also appreciate the hardworking representatives of the zodiac circle, because not a single animal would want to give gifts to lazy people.

Walking through life with a smile is a wonderful quality that representatives of all signs must cultivate in themselves in order to achieve success in 2018. The dog will patronize those who are full of energy, cheerful and cheerful, so in order not to fall out of favor with the benefactress of the year, be less upset about minor adversities. To enlist the support of this friendly animal, astrologers, who worked day and night to compile a comic horoscope for 2018, advise you to dress in bright yellow robes - they will definitely attract the patron’s attention to your person.

Over the previous year, the poor lambs were pretty tired, because they had to work with all their strength. However, the Dog believes that it’s time for you to stop stubbornly following millions, and remember about other areas of life, so you shouldn’t throw yourself into work. It's good to work, but rest is even better.

To please your star patron, who knows like no one else what true devotion and love are, pay attention to those who have tolerated your antics throughout the previous year. Give at least a little warmth to your loved ones, forgetting for a while about what a cheapskate you are. And for this, the Dog will help you with your work and bring you closer to your dream of cherished millions.

Next year, Aries will suddenly feel like the most irresistible in the Universe, so they will find themselves in the center of attention of crowds of fans. But remember that caution doesn’t hurt, so don’t dive into the pool headlong, because there is a risk that a body of water unfamiliar to you will be too deep and then no Dog will help you swim to shore.

Taurus' tirelessness will be appreciated

No less stubborn than Aries, Taurus is in for a breathtaking year that will turn their heads. Your efforts will finally be appreciated, so hide your horns so as not to scare the Dog with them. True, in order to have time to collect the cream that the patroness of the year has prepared for you, you will have to forget about your slowness - the Dog likes active and decisive people.

The only thing that threatens you in 2018 is fatigue from obsessive words of praise, a constant lack of criticism, and constantly coming true desires. This year you will be so lucky that you can move mountains.

In addition to fame and recognition at work, money bags and good luck in all matters, the stars have prepared eternal mutual love for you, if, of course, you have not yet met it. Family Taurus can be calm about this: peace and mutual understanding will reign in your home.

Geminis can benefit from determination.

In 2018, two-faced Geminis will unexpectedly find strength and an unexpected desire to change their own lives for the better. They should start by getting rid of unnecessary things in the house and extra rubbish, accumulated in their heads. A carriage and a small cart of new opportunities will appear.

But if you think for a long time about everything that fate gives, you can end up in the soup, like the well-known turkey. Therefore, for Gemini to have a truly successful 2018, they need to learn to think less and make decisions faster. Moreover, when there are two heads, as is the case with Gemini, there will be no problems with this.

The dog will show favor to those who sometimes neglect the rules, constantly moving forward, while remaining faithful to their loved ones, so for almost the entire year Gemini will be at the pinnacle of bliss. And although representatives of this sign have hardly heard of romance, and they do not know how to meet the opposite sex, they will also be lucky in their personal lives. True, the Dog doesn’t like fleeting romances, so if you don’t want to end up in the registry office, then there’s nothing to start with.

Comic predictions for 2018 for Cancers or a guide on how to overcome suspiciousness

Cancers can be called the most pessimistic and mysterious among all representatives of the zodiac circle. Sometimes they are so mysterious that they cannot even understand themselves. Their favorite pastime is to hide in their hole, holding tea and cookies in their claws, and get upset about what might happen if they even do something.

The Dog will provide Cancer with an exceptional opportunity to radically change their own habits in order to turn into a decisive person who is confident in his actions. To make friends with the patroness of the year, Cancers will have to work on themselves 25 hours a day and learn to solve all the small difficulties encountered along the way, and not back away.

For Cancers who show persistence, the Dog has prepared pleasant changes in their personal lives. If you try, in 2018 you can find a partner who shares all your interests. Then you won’t have to drink tea while sitting in a hole alone.

Proud Leos, keep it simple!

In 2018, Lviv will suddenly experience unprecedented fame and universal adoration. However, they will like this attitude towards themselves, because Leos have long been accustomed to the constant attention of fans. Fortunately, the patroness of the year will help narcissistic Leos in every possible way, opening up thousands of new opportunities and kilometers of unexplored horizons for them.

Leos will be very comfortable in relationships, because attention will be directed to their luxurious mane. True, your loved ones may not understand your royal habits, so when you return home, take off your crown - you should still forget about pride and royal manners, because the Dog does not like selfish people.

Leos who want to get into a relationship can leave the crown, because the search for a soul mate is best done fully armed. Be sure: your irresistibility, pride and inaccessibility will conquer someone, and then all that remains is to grab the prey in your claws.

Dedicated to the eternally unhappy Virgos

Virgos who constantly consider themselves the most unfortunate in the world should stop pouring out their souls to everyone they encounter. Nobody likes to listen to all this nonsense, and a Dog with a cheerful disposition may not understand you at all and begin to avoid you.

This zodiac sign should start working on their well-being right from January, since this month will determine the course of the entire 2018. If you work hard in January, you will experience happiness, luck, fun and material well-being throughout the year.

In a relationship, Virgos will have peace and quiet if they manage to cope with their main vice - talkativeness. Lonely representatives of this sign should expect a hurricane of activity from fans who will attack with their attention. In 2018, you have every chance to meet your soul mate.

Scales, weigh everything

If Libra accepted final decision, then it’s difficult to stop them. But, faced with a difficult choice, they will think to the last, driving everyone around them, including themselves, into a frenzy. However, if you decide that in 2018 you should forget about this quality of yours, astrologers do not advise you to be too impulsive, otherwise you may slide to the bottom of the deepest abyss.

2018 could be a difficult year for Libra if they take the plunge. Before you say nasty things to your boss, colleagues, friends or loved ones, think carefully about everything. Courage and energy, if you have them, are best directed in an extremely peaceful direction - to fight competitors or to conquer new heights in your favorite business. To make the year a success, astrologers advise Libra to plan their efforts for the next 12 months, and then you will be confident in thoughtful decisions.

In the year of the Dog, Libra can make serious mistakes in people, but you shouldn’t despair because of this. You just need to learn to avoid the flattery that can be waiting around every corner. To get only pleasure from communicating with people, you should not communicate with them to the detriment of yourself. Even though you love to listen a lot and love to talk just as much, now is the time to think about whether you need it.

Scorpios, down with narcissism!

Incredible luck, continuous profits and constant profitable offers - in 2018, Scorpios can expect all this if they stop stinging everyone. In this case, representatives of this sign will be able to build a career and find a hobby they like.

Scorpios have more than enough energy. Next year they will need it, and perhaps in some cases they will even have to remember that Scorpios have a poisonous sting and use it. Of course, the path to the top of your career is thorny and difficult, but remember that at the end of it a treasure chest awaits you. Friends will help make all your efforts easier, so when going up the stairs, push only your competitors with your elbows, otherwise rushing upward can have a detrimental effect on your friendships.

If at home, bragging about your successes at work, you do not show sensitivity, then the Dog will not help maintain the relationship. It is also not worth taking too drastic and active actions. But for Scorpios, who can at least occasionally be not so narcissistic, the patroness of the year will help them find the ideal balance in all areas of life.

Every Sagittarius has a romantic couple

Sagittarius in 2018 will definitely want to receive an award, even if it is a prize in the non-existent category “Best Advisor of the Year”. They will give advice to everyone who asks them, and to everyone who does not need it - even public transport drivers will have to listen to instructions from the representatives of this sign. However, instead of trying to become a guru for everyone and everything, it is better to calm down in time and do the right things. No one doubts the value of your advice, but it is better to save your invaluable wisdom for solving your own problems.

Crispy bills will not leave your wallet, so if you decide to change jobs, you can safely do it without looking back. The dog will be generous towards you, no matter what position you work in.

Everything will be just wonderful in Sagittarius relationships. January will pass for you in constant fun, and the only thing that can upset you is fatigue from constant parties with sleepless nights. During these festivities, you can meet your love, and one who will gladly listen to all your advice, considering it the best romantic gesture. Finding a partner will not be difficult for you, because you are able to conquer the hearts of representatives of the opposite sex with just one glance.

Capricorns, come down to Earth!

Capricorns are all about ambition. They constantly consider only their own point of view to be correct, not allowing others to be right, so they are ready to give advice without stopping for lunch. But in 2018, they should moderate their own agility and begin to really act.

Perhaps Capricorns will find their horns useful, because only by pushing them against obstacles will they be able to conquer the peak, where they can sit quietly, enjoying the benefits they have earned. True, it is quite possible that this sign The Zodiac will be somewhat disappointed after achieving his goals. However, you are unlikely to be bored and sad.

In 2018, Cupid has prepared his arrows for every single Capricorn, so you will not be able to avoid love experiences. Some Capricorns will be able to find love for centuries, while others will simply gain invaluable experience. No matter how your relationship with the opposite sex develops, something grandiose and enchanting still awaits you.

Comic forecast for 2018: don’t pour water, Aquarius!

For Aquarius, 2018 will be a year of continuous creativity, even if their profession does not require a creative approach. They will continue to flow with brilliant ideas to improve life and generate options for saving the world. Moreover, it is almost impossible to calm down Aquarius, in whose head brilliant ideas that are necessary for all of humanity will come one after another. And no one will dare to do this, because everyone will be busy, envying the vigorous mental activity of Aquarius.

However, you should not get carried away, otherwise the resulting waterfall will begin to destroy in its path everything that you have created throughout your life. But if you can direct it in a peaceful direction, you can make great money from it.

In relationships with Aquarius, the Dog has prepared many pleasant surprises. Lonely representatives of this sign will meet true love, who will be ready to listen to all ideas, and family lovers of pouring water will not be disturbed by any problems, because your loved ones will appreciate creative efforts at work. Astrologers advise you not to invent difficulties for yourself by being jealous of your chosen ones for everyone who meets you on the way, because in fact no one is plotting against you.

It's time for fish to leave the aquarium

In 2018, Pisces will want to turn into inveterate homebodies, because in their underwater world it will be so exciting and interesting for them that even dangerous predators will not be able to force them to leave their favorite place. But in fact, it’s time for you to leave the cozy aquarium, because it is quite possible that other fish also deserve your attention, and there are so many colorful algae and beautiful coral reefs around. So feel free to swim forward.

Astrologers advise you to get rid of the main fish habit - silence. Give free rein to your words so that eloquence will be appreciated, and then you can achieve success, and do not let the unknown frighten you. By emerging from the shadows and showing courage, you will find a chest of jewelry, forgotten by some pirate in the depths of the sea.

For those who have not yet managed to find a couple, the Dog will help improve their personal life. Thanks to the help of this friendly animal, even the most ordinary-looking fish will be able to find mutual love.

Eastern horoscope for 2018

Other horoscopes for 2018

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If you believe the eastern calendar, astrologers and other great soothsayers, 2018 will be the year of the Yellow Dog. The humorous horoscope for 2018 will tell you what to expect from this animal.

Comic horoscope for 2018 for stubborn Aries

Taurus' tirelessness will be appreciated

Geminis can benefit from determination.

In 2018, two-faced Geminis will unexpectedly find strength and an unexpected desire to change their own lives for the better. They should start by getting rid of unnecessary things in the house and the excess junk that has accumulated in their heads. A carriage and a small cart of new opportunities will appear.

Comic predictions for 2018 for Cancers or a guide on how to overcome suspiciousness

Proud Leos, keep it simple!

Dedicated to the eternally unhappy Virgos

Scales, weigh everything

If Libra has made a final decision, then it is difficult to stop them. But, faced with a difficult choice, they will think to the last, driving everyone around them, including themselves, into a frenzy. However, if you decide that in 2018 you should forget about this quality of yours, astrologers do not advise you to be too impulsive, otherwise you may slide to the bottom of the deepest abyss.

Scorpios, down with narcissism!

Every Sagittarius has a romantic couple

Crispy bills will not leave your wallet, so if you decide to change jobs, you can safely do it without looking back. The dog will be generous towards you, no matter what position you work in.

Capricorns, come down to Earth!

Perhaps Capricorns will find their horns useful, because only by pushing them against obstacles will they be able to conquer the peak, where they can sit quietly, enjoying the benefits they have earned. True, it is quite possible that this zodiac sign will be somewhat disappointed after achieving its goals. However, you are unlikely to be bored and sad.

Comic forecast for 2018: don’t pour water, Aquarius!

In relationships with Aquarius, the Dog has prepared many pleasant surprises. Single representatives of this sign will meet true love who will be ready to listen to all ideas, and family lovers will not be disturbed by any problems, because your loved ones will appreciate your creative efforts at work. Astrologers advise you not to invent difficulties for yourself by being jealous of your chosen ones for everyone who meets you on the way, because in reality no one is plotting against you.

It's time for fish to leave the aquarium

In 2018, Pisces will want to turn into inveterate homebodies, because in their underwater world they will find it so exciting and interesting that even dangerous predators will not be able to force them to leave their favorite place. But in fact, it’s time for you to leave the cozy aquarium, because it is quite possible that other fish also deserve your attention, and there are so many colorful algae and beautiful coral reefs around. So feel free to swim forward.

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Comic horoscope for 2018 according to zodiac signs

What does this year bring?

Starry blue horoscope?

After all, people are either sober or drunk,

It still has its flaws...

Collects into a telescope

Light of constellations in a horoscope

Comic horoscope for 2018 for Aries

Who influences whom...

We start with

That Aries is having a difficult year,

But a horoscope will help!

Read ahead of schedule

And the road is easy for you!

The stars will come to the rescue

They will relieve your anxiety right away!

Relationships with your loved one

They will become completely positive!...

Don't delay with your health

And pay attention!

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Taurus

Well, what does the year have in store?

For Taurus? Have your own approach to them!

After all, Taurus for their success

All that's missing is laughter!

Don't expect patronage -

No leaders needed!

Romanticism will not be enough

This is where work got in the way...

But there is love nonetheless

(Star-dark mixture...)

Don't joke with your health

You can't escape doctors...

Comic horoscope for 2018 for Gemini

Our New Year for Gemini

The reflection will bring!

Self-admiration

Contemplation and peace!

And in their love affairs...

Here, alas, and oh, and ah...

The third wheel - everyone knows

By fate and malice!

Well-being suffers

Habits rule there!

Just work on yourself

Peace will return to Gemini!

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Cancer

Cancer this New Year

They will spend a year without hassle!

Exclusively with meaning

Plans are made with optimism!

Personally, everything is ok,"

So act boldly!

If not ok", then know:

The choice has been made, so goodbye!

Only sports for health

Will make a revolution!

Strengthen your arms and legs

Develop your figure!

Comic horoscope for 2018 for Leo

The new year promises Leo

Don't grab a loan!

Prof. suitability for king

You can't just go through this!

Only in love will they be lucky!

It will blow off the mane of our Lions!

There's nothing wrong with my head

Marriage, family and life in abundance!

The body is vulnerable...

We don’t know what we’re doing!

But take care of yourself

We really need everything!

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Virgo

Virgos this New Year

You'll just be lucky!

They won't be able to ride a goat,

But the cart will give you a lift!

The year is one hundred percent yours

Despite the surroundings!

There will be everything: love and friendship...

As if it were not alien to you!

Lonely people are waiting for meetings,

A faithful friend will visit you!

There are no health risks

From nails to hair!

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Libra

It's high time for all Libras

Weigh all your affairs!

There is no need to hesitate

Only the result will calm you down!

After all, everyone has long known:

No sadness - no problems!

On a voluntary basis -

You can't build capital!

And Libra is lucky in love!

He is looking for happiness... And he will find it!

No health problems

We are eagerly awaiting changes!

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Scorpio

To everyone under the sign of Scorpio:

Expect millions!

Business is booming! Under the mountain

A goat is waiting for a watering hole

The whole next year

The outcome awaits there!

Millions to millions -

Business strictly according to the laws!

Only you are unlucky in love,

In a month everything will be over!

And health in the same way,

Only the first month of wading...

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Sagittarius

What's going on this year for Sagittarius?

Definitely - well done!

You don't need to worry

The New Year will calm you down!

Money will flow to you like a river

So a year will pass on edge,

Both in business and in nature

Your wildest days

Among loved ones and friends!

Changes with health

Genes are to blame for this...

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Capricorn

Capricorn this year

It will turn everything upside down.

He will knock you down...

Wait until then

Vegetate quietly and peacefully

And don’t forget about that,

What: problems will be resolved,

Defects will dissolve,

All Cupids around you

They've been on duty every hour for a year!

You are so strong in health,

What obstinacy is full!

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Comic horoscope for 2018 for Aquarius

New Year for all Aquarius

He will regret it very much!

All problems will go away...

Only success, peace, comfort,

Achievements and recognitions,

From family - adoration!

Everything would be fine

There's only one thing stopping me:

Permanence is impossible

In what has been given to you from above!

Only health offends:

Well-being is suffering!

Comic horoscope for 2018 for Pisces

Who was born in the sign of Pisces,

Definitely famous!

Career growth, etc.

Accordingly, everywhere!

Both in business and in personal life...

We can’t imagine the Year of the Goat without Pisces!

After all, the element of Pisces is water!

And not only, but always!

The bonds of Pisces are not burdensome,

And they are moderately drunk!

This is where Pisces’ health fails:

How I feel is jarring!

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The year of the warlike Fire Rooster is coming to an end. From February 16 to eastern calendar, the year of the Yellow Earth Dog will come.

Let's find out what the year of the Yellow Earth Dog has in store for us? What needs to be done to make the coming 2018 successful?

As you know, the Dog obeys the Earth element, which is associated with rest, peace and harmony. The name itself determines that the predominant color of the year will be yellow - the color of the Sun, comfort, and warmth.

The dog is a peace-loving creature, faithful, kind, and devoted to humans. This means the year will be peaceful, calm and warm in all respects. And for him to be like this, let’s listen to what the Earth Dog recommends to us.

Brief horoscope for 218 according to the signs of the Zodiac

Let's start according to all the rules of astrologers.

ARIES

Aries is honest, bold, quick-tempered, and at times picky. He will give a worthy fight to all sloths, that is why he is so proud!

For the year to be extremely successful and especially successful, Aries needs to show the best traits of his character. Then no one will doubt his nobility. Good nature and goodwill are the traits that should accompany Aries throughout the year. He needs them more than ever.

To do this, it is imperative to moderate the exorbitant temper and curb the notorious assertiveness, and also reduce ambitions and emotions. Then worthy partners with lucrative offers will be drawn to Aries.

And emotions, they will come in handy when he goes on vacation.

The Yellow Dog recommends travel to England, Germany and Italy, where painting and music will be in complete harmony with the spiritual sensations of Aries. And also Georgia, where the beauty of the mountains will fill their world with new colors.

TAURUS

Our Taurus is worthy of praise, because in life he is calm. But a stubborn person cannot live without worries. Sweet and loyal, but not sure about many things. Money is valued by this sign; everyone values ​​it.

For Taurus, 2018 will bring many good changes, especially in career terms. The main thing is not to be childish, communicate more with colleagues and friends, and not go into silence. Expand your knowledge, make new acquaintances, don’t be sad about the past and be more optimistic.

Taurus should go on vacation to Australia, which will allow him to wholeheartedly enjoy the peace of the green continent. Or to Ireland, Poland, where he can not only have a great time, but also successfully resolve business issues with partners.

The main thing is to be decisive, and the Dog will give Taurus a great year!

TWINS

Our Geminis are obstinate and sometimes fussy. It’s not a sin for them to be more serious; a sharp mind promises success!

The Dog recommends visiting Canada, Belgium, or Egypt in the coming year. There, Gemini will not only have a good rest, but will also find new ways to achieve success and realize their risky ideas.

CANCER

Noble Cancer rejoices, in the year of the Dog he gets high. I wouldn’t rush to get high, it’s time to crawl out of my shell.

For Cancer, the Year of the Dog will not be entirely simple. To really achieve something, Cancer needs to be more open, not react so sharply to outside criticism, and be less emotional and touchy. And hide your vanity away.

Cancer's travel plans include Holland or Australia. And hot Africa will amuse you. But you don’t have to go on a trip alone, because loneliness is strictly contraindicated for Cancer. A friendly Dog will try to surround Cancer with a friendly atmosphere and loved ones.

LION

A proud Leo is a reliable friend, everyone around him praises him. And how can one not praise, one must live with strength in friendship.

Strong-willed and temperamental Leo is a power-hungry personality. But in order to maintain friendship and a good attitude towards him, the Dog advises Leos to moderate the manifestation of their royalty, to be noble in their attitude towards those who are weaker.

For 2018 to be successful, Leo should not lie on his side for a long time. The Dog does not like lazy people. Leo's hard work will be rewarded with excellent rest.

A trip to France or Italy will bring a sea of ​​positive emotions to the royal beast. Morocco is also suitable.

VIRGO

Virgos are very patient and extremely thrifty. They are as accurate as all clocks, and will soon be replaced by Libra.

What's calm and modest person necessary for happiness. Not so much. Quite suitable nice trip in the company of great friends or a loved one.

Such a trip could be a trip to Greece, or to Israel. Since Virgos are very thrifty, they may not decide to make such expenses. The Earth Dog hints to close people not to skimp and give Virgo a trip to distant lands.

SCALES

Libras are very romantic, gentle, kind and non-critical. They can be creative at times. But the comfort... Eh! He drags them home.

They say that the Dog has prepared for Libra special year. He will be very lucky if Libra, known for his curiosity, devotes time to deep knowledge of the World or directs his energy to the struggle to preserve environment. Diplomacy and intelligence will help Libra in this matter.

But you should be more decisive in your actions, not endlessly weigh the pros and cons, and then life will take on new colors. They will be especially bright when traveling.

Thailand, China or Japan are waiting for inquisitive Libra. This is where their caution and prudence comes in handy.

SCORPION

Scorpio does not tolerate falsehood, he likes to know what will happen next. Traveling is not a sin - the year promises success in everything!

Healthy passion has always distinguished Scorpio from other zodiac signs. Business acumen and wisdom will bring him success in the Year of the Dog. Of course, if Scorpio stops stinging others. Especially in business circles.

He needs to control his character more often, and not find fault with little things, be kinder and more generous, and also more forgiving, and then fate will smile on him again.

And Norway, Sweden and Algeria will give unforgettable memories, unless of course Scorpio visits them.

SAGITTARIUS

Our irrepressible Sagittarius is cheerful and desperate. I won’t hide it from you - he is young in heart and soul, even though now he’s ready to walk down the aisle again. And he is active, restless - he is worthy of travel!

For Sagittarius, the Year of the Dog promises to be prosperous if, while having fun, he also does not forget to work, and also persistently strive to complete the assigned tasks. Love of freedom and mobility will not allow him to stay in one place for long.

It is likely that in the year of the Dog Sagittarius will visit Latin America, Portugal or Spain. These countries are very suitable for his hot character.

CAPRICORN

The irreconcilable, proud Capricorn will willingly twist all his enemies into a horn. Be more cheerful in the Year of the Dog - you will make new friends!

But while doing righteous labors, one should not forget to also rest. Mexico and India will help workaholic Capricorn relax and gain strength for new achievements.

AQUARIUS

Aquarius is original in everything, even though it can be banal. An erudite and diplomat - always rich in kindness!

Although Aquarius is not lacking in creativity, he needs to continue to be active and as proactive as possible. And hurry to Canada or Denmark for vacation. He will be comfortable in Italy too.

FISH

Pisces will become indifferent if you are tactless towards them. They have intuition from birth. Let's wish Pisces love and good mood!

In order for the mood to always be excellent in 2018, Pisces need to finally wake up and be more active. A trip to Asia Minor will help in this matter - you can even plan it for January. Or visit Italy.

The Year of the Dog promises to be successful for Pisces, cheerful, hardworking and determined. And success will be followed by recognition in business circles, as well as respect and honor.

As you can see from the horoscope for 2018, success awaits us all - of course, if goodwill, activity, reasonable risk and kindness are used.

What about the Rooster's prophecy?

But, if you did not manage to accomplish something planned in the year of the Rooster, do not be discouraged - there is still time. And the coming Year of the Dog 2018 inspires hope to be peaceful, calm, and friendly, as the horoscope for 2018 says.

We will achieve our goals!

Comic horoscope for travelers for 2018: 83 comments

Taurus' tirelessness will be appreciated

Geminis can benefit from determination.

Comic predictions for 2018 for Cancers or a guide on how to overcome suspiciousness

Proud Leos, keep it simple!

Dedicated to the eternally unhappy Virgos

Scales, weigh everything

Scorpios, down with narcissism!

Every Sagittarius has a romantic couple

Capricorns, come down to Earth!

Comic forecast for 2018: don’t pour water, Aquarius!

It's time for fish to leave the aquarium

Eastern horoscope for 2018

Other horoscopes for 2018

Comic horoscope for 2018 for stubborn Aries

Taurus' tirelessness will be appreciated

Geminis can benefit from determination.

Comic predictions for 2018 for Cancers or a guide on how to overcome suspiciousness

Proud Leos, keep it simple!

Our Taurus is worthy of praise, because in life he is calm. But a stubborn person cannot live without worries. Sweet and loyal, but not sure about many things. Money is valued by this sign; everyone values it.

A trip to France or Italy will bring a sea of positive emotions to the royal beast. Morocco is also suitable.