Quotebook VKontakte. Wise and witty quotes for VKontakte status

Life is a fool's story. There is a lot of noise, effects, and inside there is a meaningless emptiness.

Lost the meaning of life? Try to do meaningful things!

Only in struggle, in battle can one find the meaning of life!

Doing good deeds, living for others and not for yourself - this is the real meaning of life! – Aristotle

Best status:
Seeing pictures of the distant past, looking for echoes of the past - this is the meaning of our mortal existence!

And only when a man doesn’t care about a woman will he never deceive her!

Yes, I was a disgusting bitch, but I was faithful to you to the end!

Lazy people simply do not exist. You just need to be able to choose a motivating goal.

Yes, a constant smile good mood, optimism is by no means a panacea for success. But this will spoil the mood of others so much that it’s worth living positively for this alone!

Don't strive for money or success. It is much more important to find meaning! – Albert Einstein

A person’s spiritual calling does not contain any complex, pompous goals. It's very simple. The main thing is to find the meaning of your life!

Love cannot be assessed, just as it cannot be bought.

I'm tired of everyone and myself because everyone always disappoints me and I put too much hope on them.

Everything is in our hands, never give up!

No better way win someone's love rather than give yours.

Even if I knew what to do, I still wouldn't know what to do.

Don't believe what your lips whisper, but believe what your eyes say

As soon as a person decides to move mountains, someone immediately appears ready to break his neck.

Dot optical sight on your forehead - this is also someone’s point of view. (Lee Harvey Oswald)

I do the same as I was raised

The whole world is a stage, and we are actors in it. (William Shakespeare)

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Love is out there, just look around.

Not life, but a fairy tale, not a fairy tale, but paradise.

Some people claim that they made it to the top, when in fact they just floated up there

I don't talk about life, I live.

Love, dream, suffer, fall in love, but never humiliate yourself!

After studying the Kama Sutra, she came to the conclusion that the most suitable pose for her was “Come on tomorrow.”

Love forgives everything except unlove.

You throw around words, and then people remember them and don’t sleep...

Intuition is the ability of our head to smell with our butt.

Tell the mirror how bad you feel and you will know the value of your whining.

Life is a dream, I wish I could get some sleep!

Say only good things about yourself; whoever said it will be forgotten, but what was said will remain!

A confession once left unspoken may remain unspoken forever.

Our heart is a treasure, waste it right away - you will become a beggar.

I'm in love, but I'll consider options.

True love is like a ghost: everyone talks about it, but almost no one has seen it.

If life has turned its back on you, don’t be upset - adapt.

You need to love while you can. For who knows whether tomorrow will come or not!

Love gives us the strength to wake up, always breathe and always smile.

The worst thing is to wait for everyone and then catch up...

Never believe what they say behind your back. Sometimes it’s just gossip and slander.

If you can talk, you can sing, and if you can walk, you can dance.

New love will never heal the wounds of the old one, it will only numb the pain.

They say that it is very difficult to hold your breath for a long time, but it is even more difficult to see a loved one and not hug him.

You need to appreciate those who love you and not chase after those who are happy without you.

If you have a person you can run to with dirty, ponytailed hair, a pounding heart and tears in your eyes, then appreciate it. Appreciate it like life

It's very painful to be friends with someone you love...

Better a terrible ending than endless fear.

Seconds without loved ones last for hours, and hours with loved ones fly by in seconds...

After the black stripe, the white one always begins, if you don’t follow it along...

Everyone has enemies, but God save us from friends...

Smart people are not those who talk a lot, but those who say a lot.

Still, it’s better to do something and regret it than to do nothing and then regret it.

You can't change your life overnight. But overnight you can change thoughts that will change your life forever.

My character provides me with high-quality natural selection: those who are not worthy do not survive and are eliminated.

If you can’t live as you want, live as you can.

Real friends are those who saw you without makeup and you were able to be yourself.

Never tell people about your troubles, most are not interested at all, and the rest are happy that you have them!

In love, even too much is not enough.

Men want to be women's first love, and women want to be their last.

They meet on ICQ, communicate via VKontakte, and fall in love with their classmates.

Love carefully, but truly!

Never turn down an opportunity to learn something.

I set a status about love, I’m waiting for love.

Each of us has our own world, which only YOU know about!

If you want to drive on red, have a lot of green ones...

Life is a dream, when we die we wake up...

You need to be able to forgive people for their mistakes, because one day you will make mistakes yourself...

It is impossible to win in love, you can only leave.

These eyes don't mind...

Justice is when the weak yields to the strong, stupidity yields to intelligence, and evil yields to good.

You cannot hold back rain, a girl and life by force.

The main enemy of love is not lies, betrayal or betrayal, the main enemy of love is indifference!

And I’m smart, but they beat me often...

You can't go back in time and change your start, but you can start now and change your finish!

You can't buy love, but you pay hard for it.

He is not wise who knows a lot, but he who knows what is necessary.

Love is like a rare flower that grows at the very top of the mountain and requires great courage to receive it.

Life is steps forward, steps back, but I’m still dancing!

Never offend or try to lie to a person who looks into your eyes and sees his life in them...

Something happens today, something happens tomorrow – that’s life.

Just one step forward, and behind you are already a lot of problems and people you hate.

Before you start speaking, make sure someone is listening.

Get yourself one own opinion. It is difficult to maintain and demanding, but it is worth it.

Thanks to those who left me in difficult times. You made me stronger. So much stronger that it’s better for us not to cross paths

Don't be a fool!

It’s better to leave right away than to cling to the dead remnants of friendship later

It’s not cigarettes, it’s not drugs, it’s not alcohol and it’s not their lifestyle that spoils people.. these are all small things compared to how people themselves spoil people..

The fewer teeth a person has, the better he filters the market.

1 perfect minute, just one, but you remember your whole life and your heart skips a beat just like then.

So you call yourself free... Tell me, free from something, or free for something?

The goal in life is the pursuit of a goal.

There are no lazy people. There are worthless goals - that is, goals that do not inspire.

Love is easy to lose and hard to return.

If you are afraid, don’t do it, but if you start doing it, then do it, and don’t be afraid of anything!

many people don't even realize that they are a constant topic of conversation

nothing makes evening streets more beautiful than the absence of people on them

What a person thinks about is what he becomes.

If you were able to express your love in words, then you love little.

Love can kill time, and time can kill time.

Sad people don't think about love, they already know about it...

The appearance is like first gear in a car...

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” Theodore Roosevelt

Shoot my soul!

If you don't love, don't kiss!

Time does not beat, but slowly kills.

Life is a dream. I wish I could get some sleep!

Without love you are lost... without love I am lost...

And even if fate is not fair, life is a game, play beautifully!

“The existence of God is so obvious that not believing in Him is a sin, and it is so unobvious that believing in Him is a merit.” Karl Jaspers

Life is cruel and unfair, but that’s how we make it.

Silence and a smile are two powerful weapons. A smile is a way to solve many problems, while silence helps to avoid them.

“Having lost your dignity, pretend that it is not yours.” Gennady Malkin

I don’t have bad habits, I have a habit of being mischievous

With the increasing popularity of social networks, everyone more people strives to make their page unique and interesting for other users. The desire to personalize yourself and stand out among millions of other subscribers is quite natural. The desire for individuality is what drives users when creating a profile.

A profile is created depending on the goals, status and age of the user. Today, VKontakte has become more than just a means for communicating with friends. Many employers view applicants' social media pages. After all, this is where you can find the most full information about a person.

How to post a quote to your profile?

To indicate the quote you like in your personal profile, simply go to the “Edit Page” section.

Here you will find the Interests tab. In this subsection you can easily find the corresponding column “Favorite quotes”.

Favorite quotes on VKontakte. What to write in the column?

VKontakte quotes make it possible to emphasize the worldview of the account owner and help identify like-minded people in social network.

Such expressions can be used:

• Quotes successful people– a great option for those who want to motivate themselves. It will be a plus to indicate the author of the expression you like.
• Quotes and jokes. Such statuses represent you as a person with humor. Of course, if they are really funny and new. It is unlikely that anyone will appreciate the “bearded joke”.
• Lines from songs, films. A quote you like not only characterizes you, but also indicates your tastes.
• Aphorisms or quotes from books. They can be used to show your erudition and express literary preferences. You should not indicate phrases that are “well-known” if you want to stand out and show erudition.
• Quotes for VK on foreign language. This type of status is very popular. Sometimes they give positive results. A person may become interested and specifically look for a translation of the phrase. In other cases, if your guest is lazy, such a quote will not have any effect. Make sure there are no errors in the text. Such mistakes look stupid.

As a rule, the virtual environment is interested in your affairs. Users care about what is happening in another person's life. The more interesting your page is, the higher its traffic will be in the future. Quotes reflect your thinking style. So try to make them match your views.

Indicate your favorite expressions, and your personal page on the social network will acquire individuality and become much more attractive. You should not write long texts in quotes - it is unlikely that the user will read them completely.

Instead of ordinary phrases, you can easily use the original statuses you like for VKontakte.

In addition to the column with your favorite VK quotes, it is also worth indicating a number of other data about yourself. An incomplete profile, as a rule, causes boredom and the understanding that the owner is not very interested in his account, and, therefore, rarely appears on the social network. Therefore, even the presence of a completed column with quotes is unlikely to attract the attention of visitors and make them linger on your page, much less remember it in order to visit it again. The information specified in other sections will add additional weight to the account.

The stars are the tears of angels scattered across the dark velvet of the firmament.

Lifestyle... If music, then an alternative... If you love, then... with all your heart... If you dissolve, then... without a trace... If you leave, then... beautifully in English... If it’s morning, then... in a tender embrace... If you cry, then... with happiness... If it’s time of day, then... night... If you live, then... brightly... If it’s a feeling , then... sincerity... If a look, then... beloved eyes... If you walk, then... by the hand... If you hope, then ONLY FOR YOURSELF...

People don't appreciate mornings. They forcefully wake up to the ringing of an alarm clock, which breaks their sleep like an ax blow, and immediately indulge in sad vanity. Day by day they become accustomed to violence and day by day wean themselves from pleasure.

I'll make some coffee. Get stronger!
You will smile, taking me by the shoulders... Don’t go, I don’t feel good without you.
I will cling to you, desperately, until I tremble. Again unshaven and slightly prickly.
You ask: “Am I good?” No, you're not good... just the best.

When love dies, you will not understand it right away... and for a long time you will sit near its remains, but not because you love, but because you remember how you loved...

The day begins with happiness, happiness rose before everyone else! Happiness smiles at mom, turning her smile into laughter. Happiness flopped across the floor, barefoot and without pants, my happiness is bare-bottomed, it is thoughtless, shabutic and not peaceful, here it breaks, there it crushes, Above my lip there is a kefir mustache... Here it is running towards me!

I am silence. But not yours. I am your madness and rage. I am a gift. But not for you. I will get you dearly. I am the medicine. But not yours. I will become a drop of poison for you. I am someone's paradise. But for you I will be a fire from hell.

The worst thing is when you want to cry - but there’s no reason, you want to say - but there’s nothing to do, you want to leave - but there’s nowhere to go, you can stay - but there’s no need...

And it seemed like heaven was just a stone's throw away, but you stubbornly continued to fly towards the fire, like a moth burning in the night in this flame, tell me how to live and I will build my life anew...

I want him to sit on his knee and say: Will you marry me? I would answer: I don’t even know, but he would take my hand, put on the ring, and say: Who’s going to ask you!

Beautiful statuses in contact - I don’t love anyone, I don’t need anyone. She whispered and quietly wiped away her tears.

I wish everyone to meet such eyes, looking into which you will see happiness!

I want happiness... a little one... with small arms and legs and with your eyes...

But yesterday I learned to leave gracefully, proudly and loudly, slamming the door. And maybe I slipped into a terrible hysteria on the other side... But I left wonderfully

They say it hurts, having felt love, to watch it leave... But it’s even more painful, holding her hand, to let go yourself...

I really want to change... But I just can’t understand, either myself in this world, or the world in me...

Not enough. Constantly and differently. Words Courage. Conscience. Not enough brains. Not enough for a skirt. And strength. Very often. People. You. And courage...

Only the other half of my heart makes it beat joyfully and passionately, fills my existence with meaning and warms me at night...

Happiness is falling asleep with a smile on your lips and waking up with love in your heart...

When the spotlights go out, the audience simply leaves, and only those who are closest remain behind the scenes...

In the silence of the night, words are not needed, now he no longer needs me... Tears in my eyes, dreams in smithereens... And a silent question - what have you done?

I lost my happiness. We searched the whole house. Not behind the curtain, under the bed, not in the kitchen, not under the table. Suddenly I look - a pair of heels are sticking out of the suitcase, There, curled up like a ball, my daughter is sleeping sweetly. I won’t give my happy suitcase to anyone!

Solitude is the island that gives birth to our aspirations...

Angels on earth are called "mother"

Cigarette in one hand... coffee in the other... eyes looking at the phone... my head is a mess... everything is wrong again...

I want to be the dawn in your eyes, I want to be the sunset of your soul, I want to be a light in your heart, burning with passion and love, I want to always be with you, I want to love you and be loved forever!

The gods decided to take revenge on us... and gave us the opportunity to love...

I just love autumn, children’s orbits and I don’t know how to be alone. I will definitely find the shoes of my dreams, the man of my life and myself...

One spoke a lot, the second wrote a lot. And the third one came and put the ring on her hand. He took her home and made her happy!

Never let him break you. Never cry into the phone. Don't say you feel bad. That he became cold. Hang up first. Say goodbye first. And be the first to quit if everything goes down. To fill this all-consuming gap that is growing ever wider between you.

I can't be forbidden anything! I am a contradictory creature.
The more categorical the prohibition, the more irresistible the desire.

The most beautiful eyes from someone who looks at you with tenderness. And it doesn’t matter to you at all whether they are brown, blue or green.

But they don’t fall in love with beauty... They fall in love with laughter, forever curly hair, dimples on the cheeks, a mole above the lip or even a scar above the eyebrow. But beauty - no. They just want beauty.

You can paint your eyelashes, lips, apply blush... But only the man you love can “draw” the sparkle in your eyes.

And what did you find in him? Happiness.

Close your eyes, say that it was fate, I’m letting you go, enough of the tears, suffering, pain that we caused each other, lock your heart, but the truth is not easy, but rather it’s necessary, not our fault....

The worst thing is loneliness, no matter whether you are rich or poor, stupid or genius. Any of us can become lonely...

It’s just that my stupid hope always lives in me, even when there is really no chance.

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes and weaknesses and continues to think that you are completely amazing!
For you, it was a journey into a magical land of talking animals, mad hatters, evil kings and Jabberwocky. For Tim Burton it was Tuesday.

Briefly about myself: unbalanced mental state... prone to aggressive, inappropriate behavior... in a word... honey...

Just be next to her... She lives by your smiles, glances into emptiness... Even your selfishness is pleasant to her... She just needs to know that you care about her...

It contains the juice of wormwood, the sweetness of honey, the shine of gems, the darkness of night. She is torment and freedom... But even the smart one is a fool with her! I dedicate my poems to you, You excite my soul, you are mine, I don’t know what I will do without you! But I will never stop loving you! I want to wear your shirts on my naked body and make you coffee in the morning...

There is always a little truth behind everyone - “I’m kidding”, a little knowledge behind everyone - “I don’t know”, a little emotion behind everyone - “I don’t care” and a little pain behind everyone - “everything is fine”.

And even if we are not close, I am with you.

You are my little bundle. How long have I been waiting for you... I walked for nine months, And took care of my tummy. Every day you give happiness, the meaning of life, joy, laughter! I love you my bunny! Every day and most of all!

If every girl writes a book about her love, believe me, every book will be a bestseller.

Loving you is like breathing... I just can't stop!

We are puppets in the theater of love, given into the hands of the puppeteer!!

After rain always comes a rainbow, after tears comes happiness...

Having sifted through more than a dozen Internet resources dedicated to quotes, we tried to determine the most popular topics for citing, and for each of the topics - the best and most bright quotes . Thus, we got this rating - the 10 most popular topics for citing with the 10 best quotes on these topics. The most useful quotes for all occasions from the most outstanding people...

1st place: Best quotes about love.

You may be just a person in this world, but for someone you are the whole world.

(Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

We must always choose who to let into our small world. You are also imperfect. This girl you met is also imperfect. The main thing is whether you are perfect for each other.

("Good Will Hunting")

Here's the simplest test for falling in love: if, after spending four or five hours without your lover, you begin to miss her, then you are not in love - otherwise ten minutes of separation would be enough to make your life absolutely unbearable.

Love is a priceless gift. This is the only thing we can give and yet you still have it.

(L.N. Tolstoy)

To love means to see a person as God intended him to be.

(F.M. Dostoevsky)

Perhaps God wants us to meet the wrong people before we meet the right one. the only person. So that when it happens, we will be grateful.

(Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

You can bloom and wither with it,
She will eat you like an aphid flower,
But it’s still better to die like this,
Than never loving anyone...

(Dolphin, "Love")

You love everyone, and loving everyone means loving no one. You are all equally indifferent.

(Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray)

Love runs away from those who chase it, and throws itself on the neck of those who run away.

(William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor)

You like even the shortcomings in a loved one, and even the advantages in an unloved person irritate you.

(Omar Khayyam)

2nd place:

From the point of view of youth, life is an endless future; from the point of view of old age, it is a very short past.

(Arthur Schopenhauer)

Don't be afraid to make mistakes, stumble and fall; often the greatest rewards come from the things that scare us the most. Maybe you will achieve everything you want, and maybe even more than you imagined. Who knows where life will take you, the path is long, and in the end the journey itself is the goal.

("One Tree Hill")

No one dies a virgin. Life fucks everyone.

(Kurt Cobain)

Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

(George Bernard Shaw)

Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.

(John Lennon)

Do what you really want to do. Don't play their games. When they want you to rush to the right, blow on the most high speed left! Don't do what others want. Find your own path.

(Johnny Depp)

Open your eyes wider, live as greedily as if you will die in ten seconds. Try to see the world. He is more beautiful than any dream created in a factory and paid for with money. Don’t ask for guarantees, don’t seek peace - there is no such beast in the world.

(Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451)

You won't learn to skate if you're afraid to be funny. The ice of life is slippery.

(George Bernard Shaw)

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

(Kurt Cobain)

Life is like a box chocolates. You never know what filling you'll get.

("Forrest Gump")

3rd place:

Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim under water like fish, we lack only one thing: to learn to live on earth like people.

(George Bernard Shaw)

There will always be people who will hurt you. You need to continue to trust people, just be a little more careful.

(Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

Generations after generations of people work in jobs they hate just so they can buy things they don't need.

(Chuck Palahniuk, "Fight Club")

Fate is not stupid, it won’t bring people together in vain...

(Max Frei, "The Labyrinths of Echo")

Nothing reveals a person more than what he laughs at.

(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

A worthy person does not follow in other people's footsteps.

(Confucius)

We do not choose each other by chance... We meet only those who already exist in our subconscious.

(Sigmund Freud)

Those who think you can't handle it are not the people you need in your life.

("One Tree Hill")

People who don't drink, don't smoke, never swear and don't talk about sex arouse my suspicions. I'm sure at night they cut up the corpses of little children or something like that.

(Chuck Palahniuk)

If a person is satisfied with everything, then he is a complete idiot. healthy person in normal memory one cannot always arrange everything.

(Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin)

4th place:

If the gods want to punish a person, they fulfill his wishes.

(Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband)

Be attentive to your thoughts, they are the beginning of actions.

There are only two infinite things: the Universe and stupidity. Although I'm not sure about the Universe.

(Albert Einstein)

If they spit in your back, it means you are ahead.

(Confucius)

Eagles fly alone, rams graze in herds.

(Philip Sidney)

If you were born without wings, don't stop them from growing.

(Coco Chanel)

Only by losing everything completely do we gain freedom.

("Fight Club")

The only person standing in your way is yourself.

("Black swan")

Don't be afraid of enemies - in the worst case they can kill you.
Don't be afraid of your friends - in the worst case, they can betray you.
Be afraid of the indifferent - they do not kill and do not betray,
but with their tacit consent, betrayal and lies exist on earth.

(Bruno Jasensky, “Conspiracy of the Indifferent”)

People create their own problems - no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people or buy uncomfortable shoes.

(Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya)

5th place:

A beautiful woman is pleasing to the eyes, but kind to the heart; one is a beautiful thing, and the other a treasure.

(Napoleon I Bonaparte)

It’s not enough to be husband and wife, you also need to become friends and lovers, so that later you don’t have to look for them on the side.

(Japanese proverb)

Never, never and never again will you find yourself funny in the eyes of a woman if you do something for her sake. Even if it is the stupidest farce. Do whatever you want - stand on your head, talk nonsense, brag like a peacock, sing under her window. Just don't do one thing - don't be businesslike and reasonable with her.

(Erich Maria Remarque, “Three Comrades”)

There can be no greater torment for a woman than a man who is so kind, so faithful, so loving, so unique and who does not expect any vows.

(Janusz Leon Wisniewski, “Loneliness on the Internet”)

If a woman wants to refuse, she says no. If a woman starts explaining, she wants to be convinced.

(Alfred de Musset)

A man, even if he could understand what a woman was thinking, would still not believe it.

(Dorothy Parker)

A man in love is one who loves to look at a woman asleep and enjoy her from time to time.

(Frederic Beigbeder, “99 francs”)

We need beauty to be loved by men; and stupidity - so that we love men.

(Coco Chanel)

If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, it means she understands that she will not find another such fool.

(Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya)

Why do women devote so much time and money to their appearance, and not the development of intelligence?
- Because there are much fewer blind men than smart ones.

(Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya)

6th place:

There is only one thing that makes fulfilling a dream impossible - the fear of failure.

(Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist)

Don't look back and don't grieve about the past, because it's already gone. Don't worry about the future, because it hasn't come yet. Live in the moment and make it so beautiful that you remember it forever.

("One Tree Hill")

Find a job you love and you'll never have to work another day in your life.

(Confucius)

If we listened to our reason, we would never have love relationship. We would never have had a friendship. We would never do this, because we would be cynical: “Something wrong is happening” or: “She will leave me” or: “I’ve already been burned once, and therefore...” This is stupidity. This way you can miss your whole life. Each time you need to jump off a cliff and grow wings on the way down.

(Ray Bradbury)

Success is the ability to move from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

(Winston Churchill)

When it seems like the whole world is against you, remember that the plane takes off against the wind!

(Henry Ford)

You are what you do. You are your choice. The one you turn yourself into.

(Johnny Depp)

Do today what others do not want, tomorrow you will live in a way that others cannot.

(Jared Leto)

Keep busy. This is the cheapest medicine on earth - and one of the most effective.

(Dale Carnegie, How to Stop Worrying and Start Living)

When you really want something, the whole Universe will help make your wish come true.

(Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist)

7th place: Best quotes about happiness.

Life is measured not by the number of inhalations and exhalations taken, but by the number of those moments when happiness takes your breath away.

(“Shooting Rules: The Hitch Method”)

Remember, Maria, what our world is like, and you will understand: one happy day is almost a miracle.

(Paulo Coelho, "Eleven Minutes")

The secret of our unhappiness is that we have time to wonder whether we are happy or not.

(George Bernard Shaw)

Sometimes you have to fight even with yourself for happiness.

("Pride and Prejudice")

The main thing is don’t be afraid to say goodbye to what doesn’t make you happy.

Happiness can only be achieved through sacrifice.

("Butterfly Effect")

There is happiness, it’s as simple as that: it’s someone’s face.

(Frederick Beigbeder, “Love Lives for Three Years”)

Happiness is a character trait. Some people have the nature to wait for it all the time, others constantly search for it, and still others find it everywhere.

(Elchin Safarli, “They promised me you”)

Ignoring common sense is the surest path to happiness.

("Pride and Prejudice")

- Believe me, Carlson, happiness is not in pies...
-Are you crazy? What else?

("Baby and Carlson")

8th place:

In order to be beautiful, a woman just needs to have a black sweater, a black skirt and walk arm in arm with the man she loves.

(Coco Chanel)

We women only have two weapons... Mascara and tears, but we can't use both at the same time.

(Marilyn Monroe)

Women are a crossword puzzle where nothing intersects.

(Gennady Malkin)

A woman should dress in such a way that it is pleasant to undress her.

(Coco Chanel)

On this page you will find quotes for the group in VK; you will definitely need this information for general development.

You feel truly LONELY when you’re sitting on VKontakte like this, with your 200 friends. Nobody writes, and then a message comes from an old, forgotten friend: “Well, how is it?” and immediately the following: “Oh, this is not for you "

Be "In" active search" - what's that like? Running down the street, pestering men, asking, “Well, fall in love with me, please!”

If a person changes statuses every 15 minutes, it means that he simply has no one to talk to.

IMAGINE: you wake up in the morning, come closer to the mirror - AND THERE INSTEAD OF A FACE IT’S WRITTEN: “THE SERVER WITH THIS PHOTO IS TEMPORARILY DISCONNECTED”

My life is just like “Santa Barbara”...there’s about to be a Happy Ending, when suddenly some new Julio appears.

I’ll live and I’ll see, I’ll live and I’ll know, I’ll survive and I’ll take into account...

Threat of the 21st century "Yes, I will remove you from my friends!!!"

Write the following status: “I’m deleting the profile. Add to Asya.” It seems like nothing special, but believe me, you will really find out who needs you and who doesn’t care about you.

Tired of being like everyone else? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Delete your VK page!

Those who are doing well don’t write about it on their blogs... Those who have a mess in their personal lives “marry” their friends on VKontakte.

If VKontakte interferes with work... well, what the hell... such work

Wherever you are, whoever you become, do not disgrace those who raised you.

Every morning I wake up with hope, and go to bed with another disappointment...

The point is not to run fast, but to run early.

And the other day I bought myself an iPhone! - Don’t you have a complex that the phone is smarter than the owner??

The measure of life is not how long it lasts, but how you use it.

Why can’t you write a melody in your status that would start when you enter your page? After all, not all feelings can be explained in words...

Law of Contact: Until you comment on people’s photos, they won’t leave comments on yours.

The biology teacher spent the whole lesson arguing that the jaguar was an animal.

A normal person only needs 5 more minutes to get enough sleep!

All great people lived short lives... So something is not going well for me.

If a horse tells you that you are crazy, then you are.

The Ukrainian night is quiet, but the lard must be hidden.

If mom laughs at dad's jokes, it means there are guests in the house.

Surf the Internet less - Children will be healthier

Yesterday I went up to my mom, and I said, mom, give me some money, and my mom said, call Alena, Alena will give you =))))

Every talent is eventually buried in the ground.

I have no desires on VKontakte... because no one can give me You...

If you believe VKontakte, then we really remained friends...

You need to love with your soul, not with words...

An idle life is a premature death.

If they laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

I will never forgive such a phrase: “You were a mistake.” I am not just a mistake. I am that epic failure.

It’s unpleasant to drown in his eyes. Many people drown there. There's a crush there.

A well-fixed girl does not need foreplay...

There is a genius sleeping within each of us. And every day it gets stronger...

I don’t love him... I don’t love him yet... I just want to live next to him...

I am an Angel... But only the wings are in the wash, and the halo is being recharged.

“Insults are the arguments of the wrong” (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

Who has an aptitude for mathematics? Grab a shovel and dig out the roots!

I apologize to everyone who received spam from me. But now you definitely remember that you have me as a friend

It is very important to find someone who looks at this world the same way as you

Honey, are hares really stupid animals? - Yes, my bunny, really!

At correct selection literature in the toilet you can get a good education)))

The heart asks for affection and warmth, but life gives Lenor and a battery...

If you love, then a woman with whom your wife would not be ashamed...

Clean, tidy apartment delicious dinner- two signs of a faulty computer

[...The Past called and said that he missed you...]

I want to take a salary increase course!

Dear Grandfather Frost - this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn money...