Statuses farewell to summer. Summer

Hooray! The long-awaited summer has arrived! Three wonderful months of sun, fruit and positivity are ahead. We offer you a selection of funny summer statuses, share summer mood with your friends and forward to unforgettable emotions!

If you ask what is your favorite time year, then, for sure, almost everyone will answer – summer! It is replete with a variety of colors and brightness of light; in summer, life is in full swing, day and night. This is the time of romantic dates, smoothly flowing into meeting the dawn, swimming under the moon and gatherings with friends until the morning!

For many, summer is also a long-awaited vacation, which is why they love it doubly. Summer is great opportunity go to the sea and enjoy the sound of the surf and the beauty of the sea horizon. If your vacation has already passed or is planned for autumn-winter, this is not a reason to despair at all! After all summer days long, so you can relax and enjoy the warmth and sun after work. In addition, there are also weekends that need to be spent in full during the summer.

Summer is wonderful wherever you spend it: at the seaside, at the dacha, in city parks, on the beach, in summer forest. Summer is a sea of ​​flowers and fruits, as well as a sea of ​​sun and warmth.

Summer has come so quickly that people are standing in the corridor winter boots, spring boots and sandals. In one row.

And on the hanger in the hallway hang a down jacket, a raincoat and a swimsuit...)

Summer will show who put cotton wool in their bra!

Guys, wait, the moment of truth is near)

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 a.m. in your underpants and with a slipper in your hand, looking out for this buzzing bastard.

But in the end you still get up in the morning bitten...)

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

I had to go on a diet in winter!

If there were no winter, but always summer -
If only we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet.
I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women.
The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

If it were summer all the time, it would not be expected and loved so much.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then weed the garden...

And you have a kind of vacation - on the green sea...)

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot!

But it saves time on getting dressed...)

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

About vacation

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we’re looking forward to!

Summer has its own smell - the smell of relaxation.

I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I will be very happy without it!

In summer, those who have 1 month vacation envy those who have 2 months vacation.

Vacation ends as quickly as it comes cold water in summer.

At least the memories remain about the vacation, not like about the water...)

After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.

So you have to take sick leave...)

The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

It’s clear what comes first working week everyone walks around distracted.

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.

It remains to find out why...)

Vacation is like a binge, it’s easier to get into than to get out.

You go on vacation a month before, but you leave a month after...

An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!

And it’s not good to walk...)

Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

And only the last day of vacation is the worst - after it there will be no rest.)

Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!

Summer divides everyone into two groups: tanned and not tanned...)

Hot and cold summer

Great summer! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket...

And you can’t see the sun behind the umbrella...

Our summer is warm... you don’t need to wear a second sweater under your jacket.

Boots can also be without fur...

What the heat does to people - not only that you can’t find it on the city’s beaches free space, also, in order to swim in the fountain, you have to wait in line!

In summer you can save on water and not swim at home...)

The summer was promised to be hot. The year was not specified...

I hope I make it...))

The heat will come so suddenly that you won’t even have time to shave your legs. Forget about losing weight altogether!

If the first days of summer are cold, this does not mean that you will still have time)

Wait for me in a warm hot summer, I will be beautifully undressed!

In the summer you won’t know whether you’re wearing a belt or a skirt...)

They mean water...)

What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

Don't worry, women will find something to come up with...

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!

And a boot too...)

Happy summer

Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

Summer is beautiful!

Summer is " Good night"at 6:30 am)

In winter I would sleep and sleep, but in summer I don’t even want to sleep!

Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...))

Summer shows natural beauty...)

Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days in such a way that this summer will remain in your memory forever...

Only later you don’t understand when these 90 days flew by...)

The time has come when you walk in the dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

Here's another plus of summer!

Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!

Women, don’t mock men either - shave your legs!))

How we all love summer! As soon as you think about this time of year, a fire flares up in your soul. There are even special sites that count down the days until the start of summer online. People are warmed by the thought that they will soon begin sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather. But don't be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic – statuses about summer. We present to you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and making it even more convenient and interactive.

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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...

I propose to fine the summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed...

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

Cool status about summer: Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in...

Summer will show who rocked the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in touch...

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

And now I say hello to mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he’s like, “Give me five!”

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Cool status about summer: With the onset of hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.

Summer...let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...

My status has gone to party in the summer!

Summer is vacation time, sun, sea and unbridled, endless joy. During summer holiday, each of us tries to collect as many impressions and emotions as possible so that this unique piggy bank will last for the whole year. Visit warm countries, climbing the mountains, unity with nature - all this charges a person with positive energy and colors the gray routine of everyday life in bright, sunny colors. That's why summer statuses enjoy constant popularity and can only compete quantitatively with statuses about love.

Statuses about summer - a ticket to vacation

Summer status will fill your page with joy and warmth, create a light and pleasant mood in you, which will definitely be passed on to your friends. Summer status is able to stir up all the most pleasant memories received in three sunny months. And, of course, instantly improve your mood. So, by setting a status about summer, you can easily turn your page into a kind of antidepressant for all its visitors. And if we also take into account how many tearfully sad statuses can be observed in today’s social networks... The popularity of your page will definitely increase, because it’s hard to pass by such positivity and remain indifferent!

Statuses about summer can be very different. As summer statuses, you can use statuses about love, statuses about the sea, statuses about vacation.

• It’s warm outside the window again, Sunlight warms you and me, Beaches, courage and wine, Summer gives us warm nights.
• The air is so fresh and tart that even the bitterness of young greenery can be felt on the tongue. It's the beginning of summer, what more happiness could you wish for?
• And summer smells of barbecue smoke, raspberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are all waiting for.
• Summer is a winter dream, spring anticipation and autumn memories...
• Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light, warmth... This is the time for joy... This is the sun in the skies... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...

• Summer is just an unfulfilled promise of spring, a fake instead of those warm, blissful nights you dream of in April.
• Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun.
• And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories... Probably the sweetest memories.
• You know, I love summer. If only because it will never deceive me. No matter what I am: bad, good, smart, stupid, beautiful or not, it will still come. Against all odds. Maybe that's why we all have such hopes for him?
• I wish I could get “tomorrow” to the first person I meet for cheap and settle down this July, on this second date.
• This summer will be torture for all of us, but who cares? No one.
• The head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans... A lot sunlight... Summer... Summer... Summer...
• Every summer ends, all travelers return home, and all dreamers wake up.
• Summer is like a sip fresh air like a bottle of mineral water in the morning...
• Ah, summer vacation, summer, summer. Fate is all warmed by the sun!
• My summer wouldn't work without you.
• I walked and walked, shivering from the cold, through endless corridors, looking into all the doors in the hope that the next one would certainly turn out to be the Door to Summer.
• Wake up every morning to bright sun rays. Hurry to the beach! Hurry up and swim! In summer the world becomes brighter!
• “Summer doesn’t have its own holiday,” she said. - Summer love is not for us. (Francis Scott Fitzgerald)
• When a woman is warmed with love and her soul glows with happiness, there is summer around her at any time, winter is not scary for her...
• I love the hot summer for its nights - when it is so warm that you can strip almost naked, and so cool that you can ask for His embrace!
• Apparently, there is only one truly hot summer in a person’s life. Everything that happens after is a little warmer.
• Summer is a drop of heaven in your palms, a drop of light on your eyelashes... And a drop of unforgettable life...
• The birds are singing jazz, the fountains smell of freshness a mile away, someone's sunbathing heels are sticking out of the first floor window. Here it is, summer!
• My status went to hang out in the summer. Sun. Sand. And the sea of ​​the sea.
• Dandelion wine. These very words are like summer on the tongue. Dandelion wine - caught and bottled in summer. (Ray Bradbury)
• It’s better to pump up your abs, not quotes from the Internet; quotes won’t save you on the beach in the summer: D
• Write down to yourself: home is here, summer will be, I love this person. (Martha Ketro)
• What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.
• June dawns, July afternoons, August evenings - everything has passed, ended, gone forever and remains only in memory. Now there is a long autumn ahead, white winter, cool green spring, and during this time you need to think last summer and sum it up. (Ray Bradbury)

Some rest in the summer, others - where it is summer.

Summer is a drop of heaven in your palms, a drop of light on your eyelashes... And a drop of unforgettable life...

How to distinguish locals from visitors in a seaside town? The locals walk around white-skinned, exhausted from work - and have long forgotten how to swim.

Summer is sunny happiness good mood, the end of depression, beautiful tan and endless joy!

What perfumes are fashionable this summer? - Mosquito spray!

The best place for a summer holiday is a spacious refrigerator!

Summer is coming, and I'm a fat cutlet))

Who cares, it’s summer for me! Well, you know, that time of year when you want to live more than die!

Optimistic statuses about summer

Summer is a time of adventure and unbridled joy. And also amazing details of night parties.)

Cool optimistic statuses about summer

Summer is not when it's warm, summer is when there is money.

Summer... A time when it’s easier to breathe, when it’s easier to love someone, easier to dream about someone, easier to desire someone...

Each of us has that one the only summer, which we will never forget. But, alas, he will never be returned again...

Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...

On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me so happy!)

August August! Summer will come to an end soon - sad. So the Indian summer will come - that's it! Let's bask in the sun and say goodbye to the summer days!

IN summer time under the shade of an acacia tree it’s nice to dream of deployment...

Probably everyone experiences a summer in their life when you walk on the ground as if you are flying in the sky.

It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!

Warm sun, cool breeze, silky sand, translucent shadow from a palm tree, bright blue sky and a sail on the horizon - these are the only things I remember on cold winter days!

If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!

Funny optimistic statuses about summer

Today two young guys were arguing. One said that today was Friday, and the other said that it was Saturday. And I walked and thought: “Should I say that today is Wednesday or will they figure it out on their own?”...

The refrigerator was recognized as the best vacation spot in Moscow for July 2013!

The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.

Summer, like all these wonderful moments, comes and ends quickly, but leaves happiness and warmth in the soul!

August is like Sunday evening...

Golden sand, gentle warm waves, gentle wind, developing our hair, the hot blazing sun, as well as our feelings... All this was with us, all this was in the summer...

If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day :)

Let the most beautiful fairy tale of love happen in your life this summer!

If they kidnap me, then let them drag me to the resort...

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

Summer... Summer again... Songs around the fire again... Dancing from night to morning...

Summer is leaving, and with it our wonderful sunrises, crimson sunsets, hugs, kisses, nights, feelings... Summer, wait just for a minute!

Soon this serene summer will return: stiletto heels, a chiffon dress with straps, the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze caressing so boldly... Kisses, passion, goosebumps, a delirious night city... And to my mother, on my mobile: “I’m in the morning I'll come..."

No matter how hard we try, there will still be flies in the summer.

The time has come to surrender to him and enjoy this happiness. How long I waited for him, through the winter nights I called, I dreamed about him in my sleep, and finally he appeared. He is like a pass into the world of desires, my long-awaited summer VACATION!!!

This summer will be torture for all of us, but who cares? No one.

Summer... It’s stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is...

Sea, I'll be there soon...

Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!

The long-awaited summer has begun. It’s too hot to walk, it’s boring at home, tell me what to do?!

Summer. The air conditioners are in heat...

Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river!

The head is full, people have a lot of plans... A lot of sunshine... Summer... Summer... Summer...

If everyone on the beach is naked, it means the time of year is summer!

Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

Funny optimistic statuses about summer

The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.

Summer, flirting, sandy beach... and blurry makeup!

Look at your sides and your summer dress. Then again on your sides and again on your summer dress. Cry :)

We managed to do so much this summer! Our first kiss, tender and timid, our first timid “I love”, our sleepless nights, long conversations about everything, ridiculous quarrels, our empty insults and stupid parting, our inability to forgive and return...

Summer: 3 months without textbooks, 92 days of freedom, 2208 hours of happiness, 132480 minutes of bliss, 7948800 seconds of brightness! Soon, very soon!!!

But someone now has the sea outside their window)

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don't forget to go to bed!

Probably, in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!

Statistically, every person who gets sunburned has a friend who will slap you on the back and ask how you had a rest!

It was summer here, but I was working that day =)

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once)

Long optimistic statuses about summer

It's bad where all year round summer. In the sense that you stop appreciating him. So is separation from a loved one - only in it do you begin to understand how bad it is when the world is without your loved one...

Dry summer... The knights have gone a bit small...

A new way to lose weight without dieting is a summer midday ride in crowded public transport with the windows closed! Lose a couple of liters of sweat and a couple of kilos of nerves!

I'm sitting on my suitcases, waiting for summer...

In my dreams there was a different summer...

There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer...

Well, a little more and we will finally meet, I missed you so much... summer

Summer nights are not made for sleeping.

The stubble is growing faster, I want cold juice, I like everything that is naked - this is treacherous summer!

Don’t be afraid of obstacles, man, remember this: winter on earth is replaced by a good summer!

Plans for the summer? Kisses until dawn!

Summer, you can’t even imagine how I’m waiting for you!

The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden!