It’s great that it’s summer again in life... Quotes and aphorisms about summer. The best summer statuses: summer is coming

Some rest in the summer, others - where it is summer.

Summer is a drop of heaven in your palms, a drop of light on your eyelashes... And a drop of unforgettable life...

How to distinguish locals from visitors in a seaside town? The locals are white-skinned, exhausted from work - and have long forgotten how to swim.

Summer is sunny happiness good mood, the end of depression, beautiful tan and endless joy!

What perfumes are fashionable this summer? - Mosquito spray!

Best place for summer holiday- This is a spacious refrigerator!

Summer is coming, and I'm a fat cutlet))

Who cares, it’s summer for me! Well, you know, that time of year when you want to live more than die!

Optimistic statuses about summer

Summer is a time of adventure and unbridled joy. And also amazing details of night parties.)

Cool optimistic statuses about summer

Summer is not when it's warm, summer is when there is money.

Summer... A time when it’s easier to breathe, when it’s easier to love someone, easier to dream about someone, easier to desire someone...

Each of us has that one the only summer, which we will never forget. But, alas, he will never be returned again...

Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...

On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me so happy!)

August August! Summer will come to an end soon - sad. So the Indian summer will come - that's it! Let's bask in the sun and say goodbye to the summer days!

IN summer time under the shade of an acacia tree it’s nice to dream of deployment...

Probably everyone experiences a summer in their life when you walk on the ground as if you are flying in the sky.

It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!

Warm sun, cool breeze, silky sand, translucent shadow from a palm tree, bright blue sky and a sail on the horizon - these are the only things I remember on cold winter days!

If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!

Funny optimistic statuses about summer

Today two young guys were arguing. One said that today was Friday, and the other said that it was Saturday. And I walked and thought: “Should I say that today is Wednesday or will they figure it out on their own?”...

The refrigerator was recognized as the best vacation spot in Moscow for July 2013!

The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.

Summer, like all these wonderful moments, comes and ends quickly, but leaves happiness and warmth in the soul!

August is like Sunday evening...

Golden sand, gentle warm waves, gentle wind, developing our hair, the hot blazing sun, as well as our feelings... All this was with us, all this was in the summer...

If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day :)

Let the most beautiful fairy tale of love happen in your life this summer!

If they kidnap me, then let them drag me to the resort...

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

Summer... Summer again... Songs around the fire again... Dancing from night to morning...

Summer is leaving, and with it our wonderful sunrises, crimson sunsets, hugs, kisses, nights, feelings... Summer, wait just for a minute!

Soon this serene summer will return: stiletto heels, a chiffon dress with straps, the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze caressing so boldly... Kisses, passion, goosebumps, a delirious night city... And to my mother, on my mobile: “I’m in the morning I'll come..."

No matter how hard we try, there will still be flies in the summer.

The time has come to surrender to him and enjoy this happiness. How long I waited for him, through the winter nights I called, I dreamed about him in my sleep, and finally he appeared. He is like a pass into the world of desires, my long-awaited summer VACATION!!!

This summer will be torture for all of us, but who cares? No one.

Summer... It’s stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is...

Sea, I'll be there soon...

Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!

The long-awaited summer has begun. It’s too hot to walk, it’s boring at home, tell me what to do?!

Summer. The air conditioners are in heat...

Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river!

My head is full, people have a lot of plans... A lot sunlight...Summer...Summer...Summer...

If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!

Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

Funny optimistic statuses about summer

The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.

Summer, flirting, sandy beach... and blurry makeup!

Look at your sides and your summer dress. Then again on your sides and again on your summer dress. Cry :)

We managed to do so much this summer! Our first kiss, tender and timid, our first timid “I love”, our sleepless nights, long conversations about everything, ridiculous quarrels, our empty insults and stupid parting, our inability to forgive and return...

Summer: 3 months without textbooks, 92 days of freedom, 2208 hours of happiness, 132480 minutes of bliss, 7948800 seconds of brightness! Soon, very soon!!!

But someone has the sea outside their window now)

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don't forget to go to bed!

Probably, in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!

Statistically, every person who gets sunburned has a friend who will slap you on the back and ask how you had a rest!

It was summer here, but I was working that day =)

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once)

Long optimistic statuses about summer

It's bad where all year round summer. In the sense that you stop appreciating him. So is separation from a loved one - only in it do you begin to understand how bad it is when the world is without your loved one...

Dry summer... The knights have gone too small...

A new way to lose weight without dieting is a summer midday ride in crowded public transport with the windows closed! Lose a couple of liters of sweat and a couple of kilos of nerves!

I'm sitting on my suitcases, waiting for summer...

In my dreams there was a different summer...

There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer...

Well, a little more and we will finally meet, I missed you so much... summer

Summer nights are not made for sleeping.

The stubble is growing faster, I want cold juice, I like everything that is naked - this is treacherous summer!

Don’t be afraid of obstacles, man, remember this: winter on earth is replaced by a good summer!

Plans for the summer? Kisses until dawn!

Summer, you can’t even imagine how much I’m waiting for you!

The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden!

Cool and funny statuses in VK about summer are different. Publishing new short statuses in funny poems, “on the contrary” advice, paraphrased quotes, we want to talk about the changes happening to us. Sometimes funny statuses about summer there are unexpected offers to watch the sunrise in the courtyard or go to horse ride on...pony.

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))

I think I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.

There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...

This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.

And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we are waiting for!

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))

SUMMER - preparation for beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that’s it.

- Darling, what should I take with me to the sea so that everyone, looking at me, will go nuts? - Sled.

The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...

Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...

Great summer! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket...

Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!

Well, it’s hot……….if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

I went out into the street, thought... Something flashed past with amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are amazing!

This is the season we have: the summer is hot, the foliage is lush, the noses are peeling, the vacation is short, the ladies are undressed. Yuri Tatarkin

Autumn surpasses winter in beauty, spring - autumn time, but they are all far from summer, because this is the most best time year. – Baurzhan Toyshibekov

It's wonderful to spend your summer in the countryside! Hill up your potatoes for “thank you”, do weeding as much as you like. Have fun - chop wood. Just a great variety of all sorts of pleasant moments. And in the city now there is nothing to do, not even a wolf howls. Just nasty beer and a boring sofa. Yuri Tatarkin

During the summer, due to extreme weather, the sooner you finish your vodka, the better. Otherwise, the drink will heat up, and what’s worse, it will overheat. What kind of toasts, clinking glasses and other rubbish are there? Yuri Tatarkin

Nature is constant and changes its seasons, now winter, now summer. What can we say about the lines? human body? They cannot remain unchanged. Kozma Prutkov

Summer is a caress sunbeam, salty freshness of sea spray, raspberries and heat...

Summer in the village is unforgettable: pour vodka into the samovar and drink. Yuri Tatarkin

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Summer in our area is short and cold. And ironically, it also coincides with the rainy season.

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

With a cool head and clean hands, hot on our heels - towards summer!

Summer has arrived. Half the office reads “how to seduce a girl,” and the other half of the office reads “how to seduce a guy.”

There are two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer! And both last the same!

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

Summer is designed in such a way that you wait for it all year, and then it comes and nothing happens.

August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December.

Summer this year is like love. You keep waiting for it and waiting, but it doesn’t come.

Umbrella manufacturers need to pray for a rainy summer. Sandal manufacturers need to pray for dry summer. Beer producers need to pray for a hot summer. And vodka producers have no time to pray, they need to produce! – Stas Yankovsky

Summer nights are not made for sleeping.

Summer is the season of irresponsibility.

My status went to hang out in the summer. Sun. Sand. and the sea of ​​the sea.

Summer doesn't happen twice a year.

The doctor gives me two weeks to live. It would be nice in August. – Ronnie Shakes

We have two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer. And both last the same.

It’s better to pump up your abs, not quotes from the Internet; quotes won’t save you on the beach in the summer: D

Summer differs from winter in Russia in that in winter the sweatshirt is buttoned up.

The chronicle is the time of summer holiday romances. Stepan Balakin

Summer is when minimum quantity clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

In summer, a person consists of 80% kvass and 20% cucumbers...

As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night.

Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes!

Summer is the coolest time! For me personally, there are two seasons: “Summer” and “Waiting for Summer”!

Honey is a concentrate of ripe summer produced by bees Kira Borg

Summer is an annual, three-month sweet slice in life.

Our summer is just painted in green winter. – Hegel

It will be easier in the summer. It's always easier in the summer. But something must change by summer, otherwise I won’t live to see summer.

Probably everyone experiences a summer in their life when you walk on the ground as if you are flying in the sky.

No matter how hard we try, there will still be flies in the summer.

The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.

Where to go on vacation in the summer is the best place to dream late autumn. Vadim Sinyavsky

The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden. – Vera Inber

Some rest in the summer, others - where it is summer.

Summer is not when it’s warm, summer is when there is money.

It won't always be summer. – Aesop

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once.

Summer means sunny happiness, good mood, an end to depression, a beautiful tan and endless joy.

Summer is a time of relaxation and love.

Summer is just around the corner and beyond the gentle hills. So, it's time to lubricate the fins, stock up on beer and adjust the fly swatters. Yuri Tatarkin

Summer gives roots, and autumn gives seeds Ukrainian proverbs and sayings

I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only there was money... And now I love money.

Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days so that this summer remains in your memory forever.

Never mind the problems - June has come.

In the summer, leaving a room with air conditioning to go outside is a transition from a comfort zone to a comfort zone.”…

My head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans! Lots of sunshine... Summer... Summer... Summer!

I am a summer lover, a summer lover, a summer addict... And I have a great plan for this summer.

I want summer not to end, which has not yet begun!

Wait for me summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

The Russian language teacher cried bitterly while checking the essays “How I Spent the Summer.” Now she knew what to do, but the years had already passed.

How you want, when the frost is below zero, to indulge in your feelings and drink to July. Valery Kazanzhants

Summer is a winter dream, spring anticipation and autumn memories...

August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December. – Leonard Louis Levinson

No one got tired of the red summer. – Russian proverb

August without heat - bread at exorbitant prices German proverbs and sayings

Autumn is better than winter, spring is better than autumn, and summer is better than autumn, winter and spring combined.

What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun.

There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer.

The heat forced women to dress in such a way that the sales of erotic magazines dropped to almost zero.

As soon as summer is over, spring is just around the corner. Yuri Tatarkin

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen... and the vacation we're waiting for!

Summer is designed in such a way that you wait for it all year, and then it comes and nothing happens...

I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!

My summer wouldn't be possible without you.

The summer was cold, but with little snow.

Our winter is very cold. It's good that summer is warmer.

Now I’m lying down, sunbathing at the sea or swimming, and you’re stupidly sitting at home and reading my status;))

Only dreams of summer and a new life heal me.

What is your most favorite time year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, holiday romances, fiery dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our beloved summer and begin the countdown, and so that time does not drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to lift their spirits or remind them of the approaching summer nights. Or just publish it on your page at social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, starts in a great mood.

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!

Cool status about summer: Well, it’s hot.........if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I went outside, thought... Something flashed past at amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we're waiting for!

This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.

I sit with the children...my husband plays Diablo all day during the day, and watches EURO all evening! Fucking summer!

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE

SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that's it.

Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!!

There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...

Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, but I don’t even have anything to put on.

Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just to remember to go to bed...

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are amazing!

What kind of sushi lover am I?!.. I am a real lover... of the SEA!

M Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!

AND Summer has already crept up
longer day shorter night
the wind blows from afar
before the session of students howl...

L This will show who pumped the press and who pumped the refrigerator door!

WITH you go on the Internet, don’t bother anyone, and then summer ends for you.

E I'm like, I'm at sea, and suddenly... THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS

IN I’m a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!

L This is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

X I see summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”

L This will show who put cotton wool in her bra!

WITH The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!

E If you start to quietly hate your office, and strategic plans thoughts about how to earn more money are completely replaced by thoughts about how to drink it away - look at the calendar. Surely summer has come.

IN the sky is cloudy without any clearing, it's fucking summer

L this... The beach... The sun's rays fall on the chest... chest on the stomach... stomach on the knees...

U A Russian language reader, having re-read the essay by Roman Abramovich’s son “How I Spent My Summer,” burned it, threw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drank it at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve...

N We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

E If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

- N How is summer going?
- Great. I've been on the couch, in the bathtub, and on tours of local supermarkets.

N There is no sadder story in the world than about such a fucking terrible summer.

A summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are so looking forward to!!!

B waiting summer days the heart beats faster and faster.

M ore... Beach... I'm looking... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...

L This is the season of irresponsibility.

N The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

L I love summer... to a phone call at 3 am with the phrase “ARE YOU SLEEPING?” YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR NO

D I don’t deny it - I was looking forward to summer! But we didn’t agree about the garden and mosquitoes.

L this is the night from spring to autumn

L this is the most scary beast- mosquito

"I I will love you all summer” - this sounds much more convincing than “all my life” and - most importantly - much longer!

AND SUMMER FOR ME,
I WILL BE BEAUTIFULLY UNDRESSED.

U saw the teacher in the summer
TURNED AWAY

U Dear Minister of Education. Please cancel writing the essay “How I spent my summer.” Our teacher is an elderly, intelligent woman...

N The time has come when you walk in the dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

L here it is. The air conditioners are in heat.

ABOUT great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

L It was cold here, but there was little snow.

L here it is! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.