Cool statuses about summer in contact. Summer

M Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!

AND Summer has already crept up
longer day shorter night
the wind blows from afar
before the session of students howl...

L This will show who pumped the press and who pumped the refrigerator door!

WITH you go on the Internet, don’t bother anyone, and then summer ends for you.

E I'm like, I'm at sea, and suddenly... THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS

IN I’m a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!

L this is when minimum quantity clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

X I see summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”

L This will show who put cotton wool in her bra!

WITH The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!

E If you start to quietly hate your office, and strategic plans thoughts about how to earn more money are completely replaced by thoughts about how to drink it away - look at the calendar. Surely summer has come.

IN the sky is cloudy without any clearing, it's fucking summer

L this... The beach... The sun's rays fall on the chest... chest on the stomach... stomach on the knees...

U A Russian language reader, having re-read the essay by Roman Abramovich’s son “How I Spent My Summer,” burned it, threw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drank it at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve...

N We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

E If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

- N How is summer going?
- Great. I've been on the couch, in the bathtub, and on tours of local supermarkets.

N There is no sadder story in the world than about such a fucking terrible summer.

A Summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we are so looking forward to!!!

B waiting summer days the heart beats faster and faster.

M ore... Beach... I'm looking... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...

L This is the season of irresponsibility.

N The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

L I love summer... to a phone call at 3 am with the phrase “ARE YOU SLEEPING?” YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR NO

D I don’t deny it - I was looking forward to summer! But we didn’t agree about the garden and mosquitoes.

L this is the night from spring to autumn

L this is the most scary beast- mosquito

"I I will love you all summer" - this sounds much more convincing than "all my life" and - most importantly - much longer!

AND SUMMER FOR ME,
I WILL BE BEAUTIFULLY UNDRESSED.

U saw the teacher in the summer
TURNED AWAY

U Dear Minister of Education. Please cancel writing the essay “How I spent my summer.” Our teacher is an elderly, intelligent woman...

N The time has come when you walk in the dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

L here it is. The air conditioners are in heat.

ABOUT great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

L It was cold here, but there was little snow.

L here it is! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.

How we all love summer! As soon as you think about this time of year, a fire flares up in your soul. There are even special sites that count down the days until the start of summer online. People are warmed by the thought that they will soon begin sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather. But don't be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic – statuses about summer. We present to you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and making it even more convenient and interactive.

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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...

I propose to fine the summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed...

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

Cool status about summer: Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in...

Summer will show who rocked the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in touch...

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

And now I say hello to mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he’s like, “Give me five!”

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Cool status about summer: With the onset of hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.

Summer...let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...

My status has gone to party in the summer!

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we’re looking forward to!!!

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And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories....Probably the sweetest memories.

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Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light and warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in your eyes.

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I want to go where there is sea and heat... And nothing to do!!! Sit on the seashore in the summer, admire the sunset and think about good things...

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Summer in the capital: the hot asphalt smokes from the heat, you can’t sleep at night, you can’t hide from mosquito bites, and no matter how much water you drink, you still can’t get drunk.

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There is no escape from the memories... This summer is forever in my heart.

Cool statuses about summer

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful! Everything is simpler here - summer, dacha, Shovels, rakes, vodka and beer!!!

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Summer: - 3 months without textbooks, - 92 days of freedom, - 2208 hours of happiness, - 132480 minutes of bliss, - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.

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I propose to fine the summer for speeding!

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My head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans... A lot sunlight...Summer...Summer...Summer...

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Only on Russian beaches are buoys placed in several lines. The first ones are for which you can’t swim, and the second ones are for which, well, seriously, you shouldn’t!

I won't go to Cyprus this year. Last year I didn’t go to Miami, and the year before I didn’t go to Tahiti. Next year I don’t know where I won’t go...

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Nothing pleases the eye more than a suitcase packed for vacation...)

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Summer is a period when you can’t just open a window on a bus that didn’t close in winter.

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I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only I had money... Now I love money

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- Dad, are we going to go to the sea this summer? - With your grades... your tutors will go to the sea this year!

Great summer this year! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket!

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I’m just burning with the desire to go to the sea... I now have this tradition... Every year in the summer I want to go to the sea!

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Now I understand why in high school we stopped writing essays on the topic “How I spent this summer”))

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There are seas and beaches in the distance, the sunset is intoxicating and beautiful!.. It’s simpler here: in the summer - a dacha, in winter - vodka and beer.

Short statuses about summer

Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.

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The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!

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And I’ll add salt to the puddle - and there will be a small sea))

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Summer is a small life!

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Your butt sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!

Summer has come.... Online friends dropped by 2 times))

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Summer is coming. Hello diet!

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Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...

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It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!

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Sea, summer, sun, beach - a terrible face, makeup smudged.

I want to go where there is no Internet, where the sea is agitated and where summer lights up.

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Summer nights, we are looking forward to seeing you))

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After reading this, you brought summer closer by 5 seconds =)

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summer is Good night at six in the morning.

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We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

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I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!

Statuses about the beginning of summer

Summer has come so quickly that people are standing in the corridor winter boots, spring boots and sandals. In one row.

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So summer has come and the struggle between those who feel the wind and those who are hot has begun))

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Guys, summer is coming, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks...

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The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

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Again, I didn’t have time to lose weight by summer. I need to fatten my husband. I will win by contrast.

Statuses about the end of summer

It's a shame that "500 Days of Summer" is only the title of the film.

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If winter jokes until April, I want summer to take revenge until December.

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August is like Sunday evening.

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If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

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It feels like summer is going away very quickly. Please slow down a little - I can't keep up!

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I can't help but feel like summer is almost over. That's it, just a couple more moments, and that's all: falling leaves, rain, hot tea, studying and melancholy.

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Let's have your September already, this summer everything is clear to me!

This is the season we have: the summer is hot, the foliage is lush, the noses are peeling, the vacation is short, the ladies are undressed. Yuri Tatarkin

Autumn surpasses winter in beauty, spring - autumn time, but they are all far from summer, because this is the most best time year. – Baurzhan Toyshibekov

It's wonderful to spend your summer in the countryside! Hill up your potatoes for “thank you”, do weeding as much as you like. Have fun - chop wood. Just a great variety of all sorts of pleasant moments. And in the city now there is nothing to do, not even a wolf howls. Just nasty beer and a boring sofa. Yuri Tatarkin

In the summer, due to extreme weather, the sooner you finish your vodka, the better. Otherwise, the drink will heat up, and what’s worse, it will overheat. What kind of toasts, clinking glasses and other rubbish are there? Yuri Tatarkin

Constant nature also changes its seasons, now winter, now summer. What can we say about the lines? human body? They cannot remain unchanged. Kozma Prutkov

Summer is the caress of a sunbeam, the salty freshness of sea spray, raspberries and heat...

Summer in the village is unforgettable: pour vodka into the samovar and drink. Yuri Tatarkin

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Summer in our area is short and cold. And ironically, it also coincides with the rainy season.

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

With a cool head and clean hands, hot on our heels - towards summer!

Summer has arrived. Half the office reads “how to seduce a girl,” and the other half of the office reads “how to seduce a guy.”

There are two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer! And both last the same!

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

Summer is designed in such a way that you wait for it all year, and then it comes and nothing happens.

August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December.

Summer this year is like love. You keep waiting for it and waiting, but it doesn’t come.

Umbrella manufacturers need to pray for a rainy summer. Sandal manufacturers need to pray for dry summer. Beer producers need to pray for a hot summer. And vodka producers have no time to pray, they need to produce! – Stas Yankovsky

Summer nights are not made for sleeping.

Summer is the season of irresponsibility.

My status went to hang out in the summer. Sun. Sand. and the sea of ​​the sea.

Summer doesn't happen twice a year.

The doctor gives me two weeks to live. It would be nice in August. – Ronnie Shakes

We have two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer. And both last the same.

It’s better to pump up your abs, not quotes from the Internet; quotes won’t save you on the beach in the summer: D

Summer differs from winter in Russia in that in winter the sweatshirt is buttoned up.

The chronicle is the time of summer holiday romances. Stepan Balakin

Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

In summer, a person consists of 80% kvass and 20% cucumbers...

As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night.

Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes!

Summer is the coolest time! For me personally, there are two seasons: “Summer” and “Waiting for Summer”!

Honey is a concentrate of ripe summer produced by bees Kira Borg

Summer is an annual, three-month sweet slice in life.

Our summer is just painted in green winter. – Hegel

It will be easier in the summer. It's always easier in the summer. But something must change by summer, otherwise I won’t live to see summer.

Probably everyone experiences a summer in their life when you walk on the ground as if you are flying in the sky.

No matter how hard we try, there will still be flies in the summer.

The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.

Where to go on vacation in the summer is the best place to dream late autumn. Vadim Sinyavsky

The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden. – Vera Inber

Some rest in the summer, others - where it is summer.

Summer is not when it’s warm, summer is when there is money.

It won't always be summer. – Aesop

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once.

Summer is sunny happiness good mood, the end of depression, beautiful tan and endless joy.

Summer is a time of relaxation and love.

Summer is just around the corner and beyond the gentle hills. So, it's time to lubricate the fins, stock up on beer and adjust the fly swatters. Yuri Tatarkin

Summer gives roots, and autumn gives seeds. Ukrainian proverbs and sayings

I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only there was money... And now I love money.

Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days so that this summer remains in your memory forever.

Never mind the problems - June has come.

In the summer, leaving a room with air conditioning to go outside is a transition from a comfort zone to a comfort zone.”…

My head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans! Lots of sunshine... Summer... Summer... Summer!

I am a summer lover, a summer lover, a summer addict... And I have a great plan for this summer.

I want summer not to end, which has not yet begun!

Wait for me summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

The Russian language teacher cried bitterly while checking the essays “How I Spent the Summer.” Now she knew what to do, but the years had already passed.

How you want, when the frost is below zero, to indulge in your feelings and drink to July. Valery Kazanzhants

Summer is a winter dream, spring anticipation and autumn memories...

August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December. – Leonard Louis Levinson

No one got tired of the red summer. – Russian proverb

August without heat - bread at exorbitant prices German proverbs and sayings

Autumn is better than winter, spring is better than autumn, and summer is better than autumn, winter and spring combined.

What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun.

There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer.

The heat forced women to dress in such a way that the sales of erotic magazines dropped to almost zero.

Summer would soon end, and then spring is just around the corner. Yuri Tatarkin

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen... and the vacation we're waiting for!

Summer is designed in such a way that you wait for it all year, and then it comes and nothing happens...

I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!

My summer wouldn't be possible without you.

The summer was cold, but with little snow.

Our winter is very cold. It's good that summer is warmer.

Now I’m lying down, sunbathing at the sea or swimming, and you’re stupidly sitting at home and reading my status;))

Only dreams of summer and a new life heal me.

Quotes about summer - a box containing beautiful words about everyone's favorite time. Tell me, is there a person on the planet who would be indifferent to the warm sunny season? Everyone is looking forward to the hottest time of the year, the time of vacation and outdoor recreation.

At this time, everyone opens the Internet in search of some interesting unusual status for Instagram, social networks or a desktop that can convey the incredible joy that the desired warmth gives. Therefore, phrases about summer are always necessary, important, and relevant.

A good statement with meaning can convey a feeling of delight and pleasure and charge others with it. Who doesn't like to talk about summer? This theme can be found in the works of any famous writer, poet and scientist. Novels are written about him, lyrical poems are written, and pictures are drawn.

Statements and thoughts from the pens of great thinkers become unique masterpieces that people read and apply in their lives every day.

Phrases created about summer are a way for everyone to express gratitude to nature for a magnificent miracle. After all, it is she who gives us a unique opportunity to spend time by the river, bask and sunbathe in the sun, take a break from everyday life and enjoy the summer landscapes.

Rest on seashore, this is everyone’s favorite summer theme. Aphorisms about summer without her are simply unthinkable. Who doesn’t want to pamper themselves with a walk along the shore, feel the coolness of a light breeze, and plunge into the waves of the playing sea?

How nice it is to spend a warm evening listening to the surf, sitting on the sand and watching the bright sunset. Water perfectly relaxes, restores strength, helps you forget about problems, and gives a boost of energy.

Even the smallest summer status And short quotes give us the opportunity to see the beauty that we do not always notice. After reading them, we begin to pay attention to the flowering meadows, look with surprise at the bright sun rays, cloudless clear sky, we see the earth covered with a green carpet. And this makes the heart feel so joyful and exciting, pride fills the soul for the fact that we live in such a beautiful world.

Funny aphorisms that reveal funny situations about summer can make anyone laugh. A statement with a touch of humor is a welcome topic for the hot season. After all, when it’s clear, warm, and beautiful outside, fun naturally bursts out.

Funny thoughts will make not only you smile, but also those around you if you share with them the interesting expressions you read in our selection.

Summer is a time of adventure, exciting trips, and unusual meetings. It's time for diversity, bright colors, millions of sounds. Richly dressed trees, thick grass, paths strewn with colorful flowers - scarlet poppies, yellow dandelions, blue bells.

Summer has a special voice - the hum and buzz of insects does not stop in the air, the singing of birds is heard in the branches, and on warm evenings they are replaced by the melodies of crickets. Wonderful butterflies, dragonflies, and bees flutter above us.

Everything seems so pleasant, easy, delightful that you want to rejoice and laugh next to people close to you, shout about in a great mood, pass on your favorite quotes about the fabulous summer to everyone. After all, this is the best time to be happy, so you should make the most of it.