Summer mood statuses. Summer

Some rest in the summer, others - where it is summer.

Summer is a drop of heaven in your palms, a drop of light on your eyelashes... And a drop of unforgettable life...

How to distinguish locals from visitors in a seaside town? The locals walk around white-skinned, exhausted from work - and have long forgotten how to swim.

Summer is sunny happiness good mood, the end of depression, beautiful tan and endless joy!

What perfumes are fashionable this summer? - Mosquito spray!

Best place for summer holiday- This is a spacious refrigerator!

Summer is coming, and I'm a fat cutlet))

Who cares, it’s summer for me! Well, you know, that time of year when you want to live more than die!

Optimistic statuses about summer

Summer is a time of adventure and unbridled joy. And also amazing details of night parties.)

Cool optimistic statuses about summer

Summer is not when it's warm, summer is when there is money.

Summer... A time when it’s easier to breathe, when it’s easier to love someone, easier to dream about someone, easier to desire someone...

Each of us has that one the only summer, which we will never forget. But, alas, he will never be returned again...

Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...

On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me so happy!)

August August! Summer will come to an end soon - sad. So the Indian summer will come - that's it! Let's bask in the sun and say goodbye to the summer days!

IN summer time under the shade of an acacia tree it’s nice to dream of deployment...

Probably everyone experiences a summer in their life when you walk on the ground as if you are flying in the sky.

It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!

Warm sun, cool breeze, silky sand, translucent shadow from a palm tree, bright blue sky and a sail on the horizon - these are the only things I remember on cold winter days!

If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!

Funny optimistic statuses about summer

Today two young guys were arguing. One said that today was Friday, and the other said that it was Saturday. And I walked and thought: “Should I say that today is Wednesday or will they figure it out on their own?”...

The refrigerator was recognized as the best vacation spot in Moscow for July 2013!

The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.

Summer, like all these wonderful moments, comes and ends quickly, but leaves happiness and warmth in the soul!

August is like Sunday evening...

Golden sand, gentle warm waves, gentle wind, developing our hair, the hot blazing sun, as well as our feelings... All this was with us, all this was in the summer...

If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day :)

Let the most beautiful fairy tale of love happen in your life this summer!

If they kidnap me, then let them drag me to the resort...

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

Summer... Summer again... Songs around the fire again... Dancing from night to morning...

Summer is leaving, and with it our wonderful sunrises, crimson sunsets, hugs, kisses, nights, feelings... Summer, wait just for a minute!

Soon this serene summer will return: stiletto heels, a chiffon dress with straps, the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze caressing so boldly... Kisses, passion, goosebumps, a delirious night city... And to my mother, on my mobile: “I’m in the morning I'll come..."

No matter how hard we try, there will still be flies in the summer.

The time has come to surrender to him and enjoy this happiness. How long I waited for him, through the winter nights I called, I dreamed about him in my sleep, and finally he appeared. He is like a pass into the world of desires, my long-awaited summer VACATION!!!

This summer will be torture for all of us, but who cares? No one.

Summer... It’s stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is...

Sea, I'll be there soon...

Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!

The long-awaited summer has begun. It’s too hot to walk, it’s boring at home, tell me what to do?!

Summer. The air conditioners are in heat...

Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river!

My head is full, people have a lot of plans... A lot sunlight...Summer...Summer...Summer...

If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!

Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

Funny optimistic statuses about summer

The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.

Summer, flirting, sandy beach... and blurry makeup!

Look at your sides and your summer dress. Then again on your sides and again on your summer dress. Cry :)

We managed to do so much this summer! Our first kiss, tender and timid, our first timid “I love”, our sleepless nights, long conversations about everything, ridiculous quarrels, our empty insults and stupid parting, our inability to forgive and return...

Summer: 3 months without textbooks, 92 days of freedom, 2208 hours of happiness, 132480 minutes of bliss, 7948800 seconds of brightness! Soon, very soon!!!

But someone has the sea outside their window now)

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don't forget to go to bed!

Probably, in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!

Statistically, every person who gets sunburned has a friend who will slap you on the back and ask how you had a rest!

It was summer here, but I was working that day =)

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once)

Long optimistic statuses about summer

It's bad where all year round summer. In the sense that you stop appreciating him. So is separation from a loved one - only in it do you begin to understand how bad it is when the world is without your loved one...

Dry summer... The knights have gone a bit small...

A new way to lose weight without dieting is a summer midday ride in crowded public transport with the windows closed! Lose a couple of liters of sweat and a couple of kilos of nerves!

I'm sitting on my suitcases, waiting for summer...

In my dreams there was a different summer...

There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer...

Well, a little more and we will finally meet, I missed you so much... summer

Summer nights not made for sleeping.

The stubble is growing faster, I want cold juice, I like everything that is naked - this is treacherous summer!

Don’t be afraid of obstacles, man, remember this: winter on earth is replaced by a good summer!

Plans for the summer? Kisses until dawn!

Summer, you can’t even imagine how I’m waiting for you!

The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden!

How we all love summer! As soon as you think about this time of year, a fire flares up in your soul. There are even special sites that count down the days until the start of summer online. People are warmed by the thought that sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather. But don't be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic – statuses about summer. We present to you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and making it even more convenient and interactive.

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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...

I propose to fine the summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed...

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

Cool status about summer: Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in...

Summer will show who rocked the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in touch...

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

And now I say hello to mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he’s like, “Give me five!”

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Cool status about summer: With the onset of hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.

Summer...let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...

My status has gone to party in the summer!

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Our summer, although short, has little snow!

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Summer - kisses until dawn :)

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Summer in the village - fresh air, river, heat, flowers... Kizyak

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Summer is a time of relaxation and love.

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My status has gone to party in the summer!

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I hate summer.. everything is getting terribly sexy! =)

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Summer…. I'm fried like a cutlet.

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How did you spend your summer? - With a glance.

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I really want this summer to be unforgettable.

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Who loves summer?

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Sunny days and fresh winds, summer awaits us all in a couple of days!

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We want summer, but it doesn't want us.

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Summer is waiting for us, we will be beautifully undressed.

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Summer. How I want it to last forever.

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I am a summer lover, a summer lover, a summer addict... And I have a great plan for this summer!

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- What day is it today? - Summer.

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Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.

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Summer is a small life!

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I want summer and sun!!! AND MORE!!!)

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Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”

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The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden.

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I want summer status.

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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!!!

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... I want summer, sun, sea and you nearby.

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Let's buy tickets and go where it's summer.

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Everyone has their own best summer and your status.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really looking forward to summer.

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How did you spend your summer? What were you doing? Where have you been? Tell us))

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It’s summer in my heart from night to dawn, you and I are together and there is no one better than you.

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No summer will help if there is a thick layer of ice on your heart.

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Every summer has its own story.

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How hard it is to part with those with whom you spent the summer.

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Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

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This summer has not passed yet, but I already want the next one.

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My summer wouldn't have happened without you.

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Let this summer be the wildest, coolest, most fucked up.

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Anyway, something unforgettable will happen to each of us this summer.

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This summer will be the most unforgettable, I promise.

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I’m spending this summer alone, sitting at home and doing nothing.

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Like if you ate ice cream this summer :)

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Summer is summer once or twice and you are undressed.....))

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And yet I hope that we will be together this summer.

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Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...

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I want to spend the summer with you, my love!

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I am sure that over the summer I will change beyond recognition.

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And this summer will be the best, I answer.

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Summer is coming, and I have nothing to wear.

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Let this summer be without the Internet.

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I just wasted my summer on you.

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I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet.

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It felt like summer and the mosquitoes were biting.

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Boys, play sports, summer is coming!!!

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In the summer you will regret that you ate at night in the winter!!!

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Your summer also begins with " morning jog" ???

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-What did you read in the summer? -VKontakte statuses!

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I want it this way: first summer, summer, summer, then my birthday, then New Year and summer again!

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Beer and summer...... - are made for each other!!!

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Long walks. Lines without answer. Parks, alleys. Summer warms my heart.

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Eat good omen- if it’s hot, it means summer.

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What time is it? -Friday.-Oooh, summer is coming..

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I'm very busy!!!...at the cellular level...

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70% of people post statuses about school, 15% say goodbye to summer, 14% about classes at university, and only 1% are happy about the last days of summer...

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Summer is happiness and warmth.

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Sea, I'll be there soon...

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You will make this summer the best if you are by my side.

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There is no escape from the memories. This summer will forever be in my heart.

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A room with air conditioning is a branch of HEAVEN on earth.))

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Summer! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.

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Your ass sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!

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You wander somewhere until the morning - that means summer has come!!

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Summer...dreams....love... Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

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I'm running barefoot through the night...

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Summer...hurray I'm going on vacation...visit at the address: sea, beach...

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I'm sure to fill this summer with crazy things to do!

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Come to me, my love...bring two fans, a box of cold beer...and leave...

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The music is not listened to, the book is not read, the head is lost - summer begins!

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Summer...Heat...light clothing and light hope save the day :)))

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In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!

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Summer... I have a session, and he has an army...

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For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, these are “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER

Short statuses about summer

What is your most favorite time year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, holiday romances, fiery dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our beloved summer and begin the countdown, and so that time does not drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to lift their spirits or remind them of the approaching summer nights. Or just publish it on your page at social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, starts in a great mood.

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!

Cool status about summer: Well, it’s hot.........if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I went outside, thought... Something flashed past at amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I’ll be beautifully naked.

And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we're waiting for!

This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.

I sit with the children...my husband plays Diablo all day during the day, and watches EURO all evening! Fucking summer!

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE

SUMMER - preparation for beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that's it.

Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!!

There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...

Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, but I don’t even have anything to put on.

Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just to remember to go to bed...

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are amazing!

What kind of sushi lover am I?!.. I am a real lover... of the SEA!

Cool statuses about Summer

M Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!

AND Summer has already crept up
longer day shorter night
the wind blows from afar
before the session of students howl...

L This will show who pumped the press and who pumped the refrigerator door!

WITH you go on the Internet, don’t bother anyone, and then summer ends for you.

E I'm like, I'm at sea, and suddenly... THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS

IN I’m a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!

L this is when minimum quantity clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

X I see summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”

L This will show who put cotton wool in her bra!

WITH The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!

E If you start to quietly hate your office, and strategic plans thoughts about how to earn more money are completely replaced by thoughts about how to drink it away - look at the calendar. Surely summer has come.

IN the sky is cloudy without any clearing, it's fucking summer

L this... The beach... The sun's rays fall on the chest... chest on the stomach... stomach on the knees...

U A Russian language reader, having re-read the essay by Roman Abramovich’s son “How I Spent My Summer,” burned it, threw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drank it at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve...

N We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

E If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

- N How is summer going?
- Great. I've been on the couch, in the bathtub, and on tours of local supermarkets.

N There is no sadder story in the world than about such a fucking terrible summer.

A Summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we are so looking forward to!!!

B waiting summer days the heart beats faster and faster.

M ore... Beach... I'm looking... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...

L This is the season of irresponsibility.

N The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

L I love summer... to a phone call at 3 am with the phrase “ARE YOU SLEEPING?” YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR NO

D I don’t deny it - I was looking forward to summer! But we didn’t agree about the garden and mosquitoes.

L this is the night from spring to autumn

L this is the most scary beast- mosquito

"I I will love you all summer" - this sounds much more convincing than "all my life" and - most importantly - much longer!

AND SUMMER FOR ME,
I WILL BE BEAUTIFULLY UNDRESSED.

U saw the teacher in the summer
TURNED AWAY

U Dear Minister of Education. Please cancel writing the essay “How I spent my summer.” Our teacher is an elderly, intelligent woman...

N The time has come when you walk in the dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

L here it is. The air conditioners are in heat.

ABOUT great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

L It was cold here, but there was little snow.

L here it is! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.