A toast upon first joining a collective. Cool toasts to the team

For good job
The boss asks the subordinate:
- What, Petrovich, have you decided to grow a mustache?
“Well, we need to do something,” Petrovich answered.
Let's drink to a good job!

For colleagues
How often does it happen in life that you want one thing,
you can do something else, but something else happens!
Let's drink to wishes,
opportunities and accidents always coincided,
and everything in life happened only the way we want it!
But when making wishes, remember: they come true!
So be careful!
For you, dear colleagues!

For teachers
A schoolboy son says to his father:
- That guy over there is probably a teacher!
- Why do you think so?
- Because before you sit down,
he examined the chair carefully!
I propose to drink to the teachers,
They had a hard lot!

To work
People say: “Work is not a wolf; it won’t run away into the forest.”
You can’t shoot her, but sometimes you really want to!
But the main thing is that the salary every day
became more and more, and did not run away into the forest!
Let's drink to that work
which is much less than the salary!
Fall, coin, like a snowball!
I wish you money - a bag full!
For our work!

For the leaders
- Ivan, can you work after half a liter?
- I can.
- And after a liter?
- I can.
- And after two?
- I won’t be able to work, but I will lead!
We will drink to our dear leaders!

For the leader
If you get hit hard at work,
and in the mane, it means you are mistaken for a horse.
So let's drink to our sensitive leader!

For the doctors
A bell rings in the doctor's apartment.
He opens the door, but there is no one there!
Then he goes out onto the platform and sees: a skeleton standing against the wall!
- It’s always like this! - the doctor mutters displeasedly.
- They wait until the last moment before seeing a doctor!
Let's remember the doctors! Let's drink to them!

For the footage
The director of the department store calls his deputy into the office.
- We advertised that we were looking for a night watchman. Any results?
- Oh, yes! - exclaims the deputy.
- We were robbed tonight.
As the classic said, “personnel decide everything.”
Therefore, I propose a drink to the footage!

For colleagues
Today, colleagues, I will read you a toast.
There is a lot of things in it that I wish in verse:
For my joy, and for your happiness!
May life become more and more beautiful every day!
So that things are always only in our favor,
So that at work we can shine like the sun,
Good luck, success! I wish you luck
Have a working, friendly mood!
I wish that money flies like birds
Into our hands, and so that our faces are joyful!
May everything everyone wishes come true!
Let's raise a nice glass to that!

For the director
To the blind it seems that they do not see him, to the deaf it seems that
that they don’t hear him, it seems to the egoist,
that no one loves him.
For our wonderful director! He is in our ears, in our sight and in our hearts!

For doctors
One grandmother complained to the doctor:
- Doctor! I can't hear so well
that even when I cough, I don’t hear the cough itself!
The doctor prescribed medicine and told me how to take it.
- Will I hear better now? - she asks.
- Now you will... cough louder!
I propose to drink to the doctors!

For today's businessmen
In ancient times, two villagers went to the city to the market to sell wine.
Their path was not close. They sat down to rest and eat, and then one of them began to daydream:
- It would be nice to drink some wine now!
- What are you talking about! “We’re bringing wine for sale!” the second one was indignant.
Then the first one began to rummage through his pockets. I found a piece of money and handed it to my neighbor:
- Here! Pour some wine into my pocket! The neighbor took the coin.
I poured wine for my neighbor and became sad... Then I realized:
- You're wearing a spot back! Pour me some wine too!
The nickel passed from hand to hand for a long time... Finally, both wineskins were empty.
Both neighbors got drunk and fell into a joyful sleep. These were the first Russian businessmen. I propose to drink to today's businessmen!
For businessmen!

For professionalism
I already asked the cobra:
- Why, when you sting a person, the person dies,
And if a bee stings a person, does the bee die?
- It all depends on the degree of qualification.
The bee is an amateur, and I am a professional.
So let's drink to professionalism in any matter!

For the professionalism of customs officers
He and She. He reads aloud:
- Hands slowly move from the chest to the shoulders,
further down the spine they slide along the back to the hips,
smoothly move to the stomach.
- Honey, what is this, the Kama Sutra?
- No, instructions for customs inspection.
Let's drink to the professionalism of customs officers!

For the leaders
- Here, Marya Ivanovna, I worked and worked, but I have to leave.
- Why?
- I don’t think we will work well with the new director.
Here are the two previous ones - there were people. One respected hunting.
The other fisherman was a noble one. Even hockey doesn't care about that. I don’t know how to approach him...
- Have you tried to get busy?
Let's drink to the enlightened and democratic
leaders!

For the absent boss
Father ended up on the plane. As soon as we took off, he calls the flight attendant:
- Girl, at what altitude are we flying?
- Five hundred meters.
- Then bring me fifty grams of cognac, please.
The flight attendant brings it.
After a while he calls her again:

- Three thousand meters.
- Please, bring me fifty grams of cognac.
And the flight attendant brings it. Some time passes.
- Girl, excuse me, at what altitude are we flying?
- Five thousand meters.
- Fifty grams of cognac, please.
Half an hour later, the flight attendant, walking through the cabin, turns to the priest herself:
- Shall I bring you another drink?
- At what altitude are we flying?
- Ten thousand meters.
“No, no, I can’t,” says the priest, pointing his finger up, “the boss is close.”
And our boss, thank God, is far away (on a business trip, etc.). Therefore, we can drink calmly.

For the bosses
Tactical task.
- Cadets, imagine: you are moving in the desert, and suddenly you notice an enemy who is aiming at you from behind a rock. What are your actions in this situation?
- I'll shoot first.
- you misfired.
- I'll throw a grenade.
- all ammunition has run out.
- I will hit the enemy with a bayonet.
- Missed.
- Listen, instructor, who are you working for?
So let's drink so that our bosses don't
He gets carried away when he gives us instructions!

For doctors
In a restaurant, a doctor sees his patient drinking glass after glass of alcohol.
- Ivanov! - he says angrily. - I told you - “No more than two glasses a day!”
“Doctor,” he says reasonably, “I am being treated... not only by you!”
You and I, too, judging by the amount we drink, are treated by many!
Let there be many doctors. For the doctors!

For catering workers
In a restaurant at the station.
- Waiter! I haven't been able to chew a piece of this steak for 10 minutes!
- Don’t worry, they just announced: your train is three hours late.
For catering workers!

For the service
The waiter tells the manager:
- The cabbage soup is fresh, sour.
- Write “sour cabbage soup” in the menu.
For our wonderful service!

For shortening the working day
A man is sleeping at the table. The phone is ringing.
- hello?
- Timofey Sergeevich!
- What are you doing, Man?
- Go home immediately!
- So work is in full swing.
- Today is a shortened pre-holiday day.
- Ugh, you slept for an extra hour. Now I’ll wash myself and come.
Let's drink to shortening the working day!

For prepayment
A certain count invited a musician to his place to entertain him. The musician began to play.
“You play well,” the count praised. - I give you a silver snuff box.
The musician thanked him and continued playing.
“Still, you’re an excellent musician,” the count said again after a while. - I give you my horse.
The grateful musician began to play even more diligently.
“We also need to give you a carriage,” the count made another generous gesture.
The next morning the musician came for gifts.
- What snuffbox, what horse? - asked the sobered count. - Yesterday you pleased me with your play, and I pleased you with my promises. What remains today from your game yesterday? That's it! The same remains with my gifts.
Let's drink in advance!

For motivation
The famous singer is told:
- In one concert you want to earn more than the American president in a week.
- So invite him.
Let's drink to ensure that our requests are always satisfied! Or for successfully motivating your actions.

For generalists
A citizen comes to the HR department looking for a job.
- I am a generalist! - he proudly declares.
- What can you do? - they ask him.
- I can dig!
- What else?
- I can... not dig!
I propose to raise a toast to generalists!

For the masters
- Tell me, how many of you work here?
- With the master - ten.
- And without him?
- Nobody.
I propose to drink to the masters!

For the fishermen
The doctor examined the patient:
“Unfortunately, your blood pressure is high,” he said.
- It's all from fishing! - the patient says with a sigh.
- From fishing? - the doctor asks again. - You must be joking! First time I hear
so that the pressure rises. Quite the contrary.
- Yes, you are right, if you fish... in permitted places!
There are fishermen among us too. And now you know that fishing is a dangerous activity!
I propose to drink to the fishermen!

For financial situation
An actor who had worked for more than twenty years came to the theater director.
- I have been working in the theater for a long time and would like to ask you to improve my financial situation.
“Okay,” the director agrees, “you will play all the roles in which you have to eat on stage.”
Let's drink to ensure that our financial situation is at the proper level!

For traffic police workers
Two friends lived in the same city and both were avid car enthusiasts. They didn’t want to take a step without a car! And suddenly one unexpectedly meets the other walking along the boulevard. Both are surprised and embarrassed by this circumstance.
Finally one says:
- It's good for your health to stretch your legs sometimes.
“Yes,” the other agrees,
- and why were your rights taken away?!
Let's drink to the traffic police officers who give us the opportunity to stretch our legs sometimes!

For optimistic employees
The shoe company sent two sales agents to Central Africa for carrying out
marketing research. A few days later two telegrams arrived.
“Things are bad,” said the first agent, “everyone walks around barefoot here.”
“Big profits await us,” writes the second, “everyone goes barefoot here.”
Let's raise a glass to optimistic workers!

For colleagues
In an Italian restaurant, a visitor, having finished his meal, received a bill from which he was horrified:
- Ten thousand lire for one dinner?! - he cried.
Realizing that there was no mistake in the waiter’s calculations, he prayed:
- At least give your colleague a discount!
-Are you also a waiter?
- No... robber!
The birthday boy and I are also colleagues... No, no, we are not robbers! We are architects (doctors, etc.). Let's drink to the people of our humble profession.

For irreplaceable people in the service
A colleague came to the patient:
- Don’t worry about not being able to perform your job duties.
While you are away, our courier does an excellent job with them.
Let's drink to the irreplaceable people in the service!

For employees agriculture
Residents of the Bulgarian village of Gabrovo for many years We were working on a serious problem.
They crossed a cow with a giraffe to get a new animal that produced milk and fed... in a neighboring area!
Their colleagues from Russia crossed a cow with a bear in order to breed such a cow,
which could only be fed in the summer, but in the winter she... sucked her paw!
I propose to drink to agricultural workers who have to solve such difficult problems!

For the foremen
A little girl was walking through a construction site. A brick fell on her head. It’s good that she was wearing a helmet, which the foreman lent her. Everyone knows the continuation of this story.
Here's to the prudent foremen!

For postal workers
One friend complains to another:
- Can you imagine? I sent a telegram to my wife that I would come home on the tenth.
I arrive on the tenth and... find her in bed with a man! Here's a prostitute!
“You shouldn’t think badly of your wife,” says a friend.
- Perhaps she... just didn’t receive your telegram!
Let's drink to postal workers! Sometimes the fate of the family depends on them!

For professionalism
One day an old seller was asked:
- How much does a kilogram weigh?
Without hesitation, the seller replied:
- With a package of nine hundred grams.
Dear friends, I propose to drink to professionalism!

For scientists
An Arabic proverb says:
“A scientist in his homeland is gold hidden in a mine.”
So let's drink to you and me being brought to the surface as soon as possible!

For official duties
- I do the hardest work before breakfast.
- What kind of work is this that can be done on an empty stomach?
- I get out of bed.
Let's drink to our official duties!

For builders and foremen
A new, newly built house is being commissioned. The foreman enters one entrance, his colleague enters the next one. Check soundproofness.
And the first one begins to shout loudly to the second one:
- Petrovich, can you hear me? Petrovich!!!
The second foreman calmly answers:
- Semenych, don’t yell, I see you!
So let's drink to our clever builders and far-sighted foremen!

For scientific supervisors
Flying across the sky big bird, majestically and smoothly flapping its huge wings.
And nearby, fussing and chirping, a small bird flies:
-Where are we going, huh? Where, huh?
But the big bird doesn’t answer...
-Where are we flying, well, where, huh?
The big bird slowly turns its head:
- Don't know...
So let's drink to our scientific leaders!

When the company’s business is going uphill, and there are bright prospects ahead, it is not a sin to celebrate this success with a corporate holiday, and also raise a toast so that our success always exceeds expectations, the glory of the company and its capital grow, and we, a friendly team of employees, are just happy!

Dear colleagues! Since I had the opportunity to raise a toast to corporate party, then I want to drink this glass so that we are always one step ahead of our competitors, so that our assets grow and so that the best times and achievements for us are just around the corner!

Together we are a single, strong team with a lot to come, and I want to direct my toast to our future - when each of us reaches the desired heights, and our company reaches international level! May our common and private dreams come true as soon as possible!

Raising my glass, I invite you, dear colleagues, to drink to the success and prosperity of our enterprise! A big matter, as you know, is most easily solved together, so let us always and in everything be a strong, friendly team, in which every person is like a cog, a detail perpetual motion machine success!

Staying afloat in our difficult times is already a great achievement! I say a toast to the fact that we are not afraid of the crisis, to the fact that we always have fresh ideas and valuable employees to implement our plans! May success always accompany us in everything!

Success, as we know, comes only to those who are hardworking, are not afraid of difficulties, know how to solve all issues almost playfully, know what they want and how to get it, while remaining in honor and with justice! I propose to drink so that our company will always be successful, and our secrets will be elusive to competitors!

A celebration, or rather a corporate meeting in the company of colleagues, suggests appropriate topics for conversation, and therefore I propose to drink, first of all, to the prosperity and brilliant success of our common cause! May we always be the first among the best, may our profits grow, and may our good reputation and glory be known throughout the world!

In our organization, everyone is busy with their own business, never lazy for a minute and always ready to help a colleague. In honor of our cohesion and the warm atmosphere of our team, I raise my glass and want to wish that our organization will always be the best among its kind!

Dear colleagues! I want to say a toast... It will be, of course, to the prosperity of our organization! For many of us, this is not just a job, but also a business in which you can put your soul, and when success comes, you are proud to understand that this is your merit! So let's drink to keep it that way!

A corporate feast is not just a holiday, but also an opportunity to get closer to colleagues in a more informal atmosphere, praise each other for success, and, of course, raise many glasses to the success of a common cause! I want to say a toast so that at any time we will have success, an excellent reputation and a large, friendly team of true professionals!

How often does it happen in life that you want one thing, you can do another, but something else happens!
Let's drink to the wish that desires, opportunities and accidents always coincide, and that everything in life happens only the way we want it! But when making wishes, remember: they come true!
So be careful! Here's to you, dear colleagues!

I would like to wish you this: no matter what bad weather there is outside the window and inside our team, may there always be warmth in our hearts from our friendship. For the friendship of the team!

Who drinks vodka alone?
That collective does not recognize
This causes great harm
To your friends and your body!
Let's drink to those who drink only in friendly company!

Let's drink so that any mood in the workplace can be shared with one of your colleagues! Here's to you, friends!

People say: “Work is not a wolf; it won’t run away into the forest.” You can’t shoot her, but sometimes you really want to! But the main thing is that the salary becomes more and more every day, and does not run away into the forest! Let's drink to the work that is much less than the salary! Fall, coin, like a snowball! I wish you money - a bag full! For our work and friendly team!

Let's raise our glasses and clink glasses to meet more often in our wonderful company like this, raise our glasses and not clink glasses from communicating with each other!

They say that a man who has reached the heights of power is lost to friends. Let's raise our glasses so that friendship does not die even at the heights of power!

Today, colleagues, I’ll give you a toast.
And I’ll offer you a drink for good luck.
For our friendship, for our team.
Where everyone is proud, strong and patient.
Where everyone is so smart and so rich!
For becoming a hundred times better!
For having fun at work,
For not being left in the lurch.
For comfort, light and laughter.
For us, happy, joyful - it’s not a sin
Today drink a lot and to the bottom
Wonderful sparkling wine!

When they talk a lot, they miss the main point. And most importantly, the classic said: “Friends, our union is wonderful!”
For our time-tested friendship!

Today, colleagues, I will read you a toast.
There is a lot of things in it that I wish in verse:
For my joy, and for your happiness!
May life become more and more beautiful every day!
So that things are always only in our favor,
So that at work we can shine like the sun,
Good luck, success! I wish you luck
Have a working, friendly mood!
I wish that money flies like birds
Into our hands, and so that our faces are joyful!
May everything everyone wishes come true!
Let's raise a nice glass to that!

We've all known each other for a long time,
We respect each other very much
We have a wonderful team!
We radiate positivity!
Let's have a drink now
A glass of wine for all of us!
May we, friends, be healthy,
And ready for new exploits!

My toast to bold decisions, unexpected projects and of course to our friendly team!

My toast to friendship in difficult times
She really means a lot
If it is not hidden in a stream of phrases,
And in the principles of dedication.

I have no doubt that business people are the “pillars” of any normal society who ensure stability, its prosperity and its sustainability. Let's drink to your health business people, for us!

A man gets a job in a reputable company. Her boss asks him a question:
- First of all, I would like to know if you are prone to drinking?
“No,” the man answers. - But if your company needs it, I can learn!
Let's drink to our company. If necessary, we will always answer - it will be done!

One person can be bad. Two people can be bad. And the company can only be good. So let's drink to our good company!

A lonely old hermit dies in a remote forest. He lies on his bed and awaits death. There's a knock on the door. Old man:
-Who's there?
- It's me - Love.
The old man thought, why does he need love in his old age and did not open the door.
After a while there was another knock on the door.
- Who's there?
- It's me - Wealth.
The old man thought: “Why do I need wealth? I have no relatives, and I’m dying.” And he didn't open the door.
Third knock on the door.
-Who's there?
- It's me - Friendship.
The old man thought, and indeed, he had few friends in his entire life; and at the end of life, friends will not hurt. Opened the door. And along with Friendship came Love and Wealth.
So let's drink to our friends who will always bring us love and wealth.

Without further ado, we'll drink for company. His company. Him and his team. Real friends, ready to help just like that, because He is simply our Friend.

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It's time for the old man to die. He prayed, raised his hands to the sky and turned to God: “God, let me live at least a little longer!” - How much do you want? - As many as there are leaves on this tree. - That's a lot. - Well, then as many as there are apples on this apple tree. - This is also a lot. I will let you live as long as you have friends. “But I have no friends,” the old man hung his head and wiped away the tears that had come. So let's drink to our friends! And so that there are more of them than leaves on the tree!

Once upon a time there lived Queen Tamara. And she decided to choose a husband for herself. many applicants sought her favor, but she chose only three. The one of you who hits the apple with an onion will be my husband, the queen told them. The first applicant missed the shot. “Cut off his head,” said the queen.
“Cut off,” the people repeated after her.
He fired a second shot and also missed.
Cut off his head - said the queen.
Cut off - the people repeated after her
The third shot and hit the bull's eye.
The queen said to cut off his head.
Why did the people ask her?
For the company - the queen answered.
So let's drink to our company!

If a person drinks alone, it means he feels bad. If he drinks with friends, then he feels good.
Here's to friends with whom it's nice to drink!

A man gets a job in a reputable company. Her boss asks him a question:
- First of all, I would like to know if you are prone to drinking?
“No,” the man answers. - But if your company needs it, I can learn!
Let's drink to our company. If necessary, we will always answer - it will be done!

Known from far away
A great way to preserve your age:
We don't count those days as age
Those who are together with the guests.
Therefore, my good guest, for you,
I drink to your generosity today.
Stay with me for a moment or an hour,
You will so easily extend my life!

After the first one he pulls to the left, after the second - to the one on the right, after the third bottle of vodka he no longer pulls anywhere. Vodka is the most reliable way to save a family.
Let's have a drink!

One person can be bad. Two people can be bad. And the company can only be good.
So let's drink to our good company!

Let's overcome all adversity,
Keeping hope and love,
My friend, with you through the years
Let's drink to this again and again.

For our company
Kind, dear
I'm drinking
Not a bad stack!

It's good when people work well together. It’s even better when these same people know how to relax properly and with soul. It is these teams that do the highest quality work and produce the best results. For our team!

We work hard with you,
It's time to rest
For our wonderful corporate event,
It's time to raise our glasses!

I propose to drink for happiness,
For joy, for warmth, for everything,
May we live in abundance with you,
And so that everything will be fine!

We are resting today
We're rockin' today
Let's have fun from the heart
We deserve it!

And that's why friends
Today I drink to the dregs,
For our friendly team,
He's the only one we have!

And for our corporate party,
We're not in a hurry to get anywhere
I wish everyone well
And always live in abundance!

Today I’m not just drinking for my colleagues. I drink to the team, which has become family to me. Sometimes it was not easy for us to find common language, sometimes we allowed negative thoughts into your heads. But no matter what happened, we remained true to our work. After all, our work has become for us not just a means of earning money, but a way of life. I wish us all to maintain our unity and may our ambitions lead us to new heights.

Only those people who know how to relax well work well. I would like to drink to you, colleagues, and wish us a wonderful holiday. Let's recharge ourselves with positivity for future achievements. For us!

One day a bee asks a snake:
- Why is it so: if I bite someone, then I will die, and if you bite, then the one you bit will die?
The snake answers:
- Because I bite like a pro.
Let's drink to the professionals who work in our close-knit team!

All of us, tired of work, rush home as soon as possible to take a break from business, boring faces and bustle. But, as this event shows, you can have a great rest with your work team, you just need to change the environment. Therefore, I would like to wish that we have such a friendly and informal environment as often as possible, in which we would not get tired of each other, but rather unite.

In life, it is important not only to build a house, raise a son, or plant a tree. It is important to find a job, and most importantly, a good team. But you and I are very lucky. For our friendship, devotion and desire to work.

We have a corporate party today,
We're walking, we're having fun,
Therefore, I wish everyone
May happiness fill your days!

I wish you a slight hangover,
So that it’s good in the morning,
I'll drink to this today,
And I wish everyone well!

I also wish everyone patience,
To make it easy to work,
So that there is joy, mood,
And so that everything will be fine!

For our little Sabantuy,
For our team and unity,
I want a drink today
For our health, opportunity!

I wish all of us well,
Wealth, family happiness,
And when we work, we will always be
And so that misfortunes recede!