Audio congratulations and a comic scene for a birthday. The funniest scenes for a woman's anniversary

Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.

In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The scenes we collect are often updated and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!

08 Jun 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must enter immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
We'll make the birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

26 May 2012

(two men dressed up as new Russian grandmothers come out and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children’s balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012


Funny scenes There are different ones with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot for the sketch can be chosen - from your own idea to already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)

Presenter: In life, everyone has sadness, joy, worries, sometimes laziness, we will now recognize all these feelings, they will come to the hero of the day on this day. Sorrow: I am the sadness that wears away your heart,
I bring you longing and sadness,
You don't love me, of course
But people
I love GOOD ones. I remind you more and more often
That the years fly, fly, fly,
Somehow children are less common.
For some reason the grandchildren don’t want to go. I snuck into your heart like a snake,
Oh, I love good people
And today I also came to you,
To ruin this anniversary.
I’m lazy - I won’t hide it (yawns and stretches) I suggest you go to sleep,
Guests can sit by themselves,
True, they can also lie down.
Eh, why did you set the luxurious table,
It's so difficult, and I'm too lazy
It would be better to lie down and take a nap,
And now worries for the whole day.
I stop people from doing good
I don't like successes, plans, and deeds. But I rarely visit the hero of the day,
She is not lazy, but this is in vain. Joy: I came to say something completely different,
The birthday boy is a cheerful person,
But she is sad for everyone.
Her heart is filled with love
Everyone loves her so much - I won’t hide it,
The hero of the day knows it herself.
Because everyone loves her
Kindness, spiritual care,
A heart that beats so hot.
Our dear, be loved,
Enjoy this life day after day,
You are so young and so beautiful
And now, as a gift, we will sing: ORDER A SUPER CONGRATULATION:
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0Mini-scene for a woman’s anniversary - “Sadness”, “Laziness”, “Joy”.
Mini-scene for a woman’s anniversary
For a mini-scene for her anniversary, a woman will need four people. Prepare copies of texts in advance and distribute roles to guests.

Organizational aspects

Angry cleaning lady

This prank is intended for a young audience. You can include it in a cool scene for a woman’s 30th birthday. During the presenter's speech, a cleaning lady suddenly appears on stage. The cleaning lady is dressed, as expected, in a scarf and a blue robe, and in her hands is a bucket and a mop. Not paying attention to the presenter, she pulls a rag out of the bucket (water can be seen pouring), wrings it out, wraps it around a mop and busily begins to wash the stage floor.

The presenter persuades her to leave the stage, but the angry lady does not listen and continues to do her job. The presenter, trying not to pay attention to the cleaning lady, continues to conduct the concert.

She moves around the stage with a mop, rearranges the bucket, then approaches the presenter and begins to wash the floor right under his feet. The presenter once again asks the cleaning lady to leave the stage, after which she shouts: “Oh, so!
Okay!”, throws out a bucket of “water” directly on the audience. The audience screams, covers themselves with their hands, and then starts laughing as confetti pours out of the bucket instead of water. The thing is that when the bucket disappears behind the scenes, someone has to replace it with the same bucket filled with confetti.

Let's do some magic?

A magical scene for a woman’s 55th birthday. The miniature is made with the participation of the birthday girl. In addition to the hero of the occasion, you will need actors playing the roles of a magician, his assistant, a dove and a rabbit.

The last two are required to look funny and a little stupid. A magician in a cloak with an assistant comes onto the stage.

The assistant takes out and places the “black box” on the table, after which she announces that the greatest magician has arrived in the city today
Khattab, who will now perform tricks. Khattab begins to conjure over the box, and then there’s a hitch: nothing happens.

The assistant says that the magician is being bothered by someone’s strong aura, and asks the hero of the day to go on stage and help the magician. The hero of the day comes out and casts a spell. A “dove” flies onto the stage - a man in a headscarf who waves his arms like mad, “flying” over the stage.

After the “dove” “flies away,” the assistant says that a mistake has occurred and asks the hero of the occasion to cast the spell again. The hero of the day fulfills the request, and a “rabbit” runs onto the stage - a man with bunny ears tied on the top of his head, he runs around the stage and yells something in a scary voice, and then runs away.

The assistant claims that the hero of the day has a very strong aura and invites her to sit down. After this, he finally begins to cast magic himself
Khattab, and takes out a gift for the birthday girl from the black box.

The gypsies have arrived

A win-win option for any anniversary. Suitable as a scene for the anniversary of a woman turning 50 years old cool number. At the height of the holiday, when the guests have already warmed up properly, we let the gypsies into the hall.

We use hats, colored scarves, and wide skirts with elastic bands as props for gypsies. You can take a “child” doll, wrap it in scarves and rags and carry it between tables, begging for candy.

A mandatory attribute is a “bear”, that is, an actor in a bear mask and a fur suit (old fur collar, sheepskin coat inside out, vest). The bear is trained, so it is taken out on a leash. The gypsies rush in in a noisy crowd. They play tambourines, whistles and accordions.

A gypsy woman in a headscarf with a baby in her arms offers to tell fortunes and begs for a treat. A gypsy in trousers and a hat dances dashingly and invites the ladies to join him. Another gypsy with a bear on a leash walks among the guests and boasts of the successes of his
Potapych.

Potapych, that is, the bear, snatches his leash from the gypsy, begins to hug the ladies and pour drinks for the men. A choir of gypsy women sings the famous song “He came to us...”, reworking it for a female version. Everything turns out fun, easy, noisy, and rollicking.

Mysterious dancer

A funny scene for a woman's 60th birthday is cool and funny. Its essence lies in the fact that the porters carry out a veiled dancer on a stretcher, who begins to perform a dance for the birthday girl.

While performing the dance, the artist removes cover after cover until the guests begin to realize that it is a man in front of them. If you can find an artistic guy who is ready to perform a “belly dance” in front of ladies of Balzac’s age, then consider that the holiday is a success.

The degree of undressing of the dancer depends on the audience (if there are no children and the guests do not suffer from complexes, then you can arrange a small home striptease). Now about the details. We dress up the porters simply: we wrap turbans around their heads, put trousers and sleeveless trousers on them, and rent stretchers from the nearest first-aid post.

In the absence of medical ones, you can use a construction stretcher. If desired, you can also put a vizier on stage, who will congratulate the hero of the day in a magnificent oriental style and give her a gift - a dancer. We dress the vizier in curtain brocade and a tall hat a la
Ibrahim Pasha (can be made from cardboard).

Little Red Riding Hood

For an older woman, you can prepare a scene with the participation of children or grandchildren. An age comes when all entertainment fades into the background, and the best congratulations for a woman can only be said by the person closest to her.

For such a case there are funny scenes for a woman's 75th birthday. If the birthday girl has a granddaughter, dress her up in a suit
Little Red Riding Hood and give me a basket of pies. Red
Little Cap goes on stage and begins to congratulate her grandmother, when suddenly she jumps out from behind the scenes
Grey
Wolf.

He growls and demands that
Red
Little Riding Hood told him where his grandmother was.
The granddaughter gets scared and suggests
Pies for the wolf. Having tasted the pie,
The wolf becomes kinder and admits that he came not at all to eat the grandmother, but to congratulate her on her anniversary. At the end of the scene
Wolf and
Red
The little hat sings a song of congratulations together. Cute, a little naive, but very cute option.

Good robbers

It is recommended to perform this skit only if you live in a quiet region. At the height of the holiday, bandits wearing stockings with slits for the eyes fly into the room and, waving firecrackers and toy machine guns, begin shouting threats.

They demand access to the bank vault. The bandits say they came on a tip to rob the bank. The host raises his hands and objects that this is not a bank, but a banquet. The robbers are upset and decide to at least take a hostage.

It becomes the birthday girl who is waiting for a gift. They take out a “flammable mixture,” that is, a bottle of alcohol, and give it to the birthday girl. Then the bandits perform a song. At the end, the robbers leave, having finally “shot” the guests with pistols with soap bubbles and firecrackers.

And may on this birthday,

All paths will open,

After all, more worthy than a person

There's no way we'll find it!

Cool congratulations for a birthday

Today is the best holiday!

The best day in the world!

We hasten to congratulate you,

And, of course, we are not lazy)

And waking up early in the morning,

Let's collect a bouquet of flowers.

We'll write congratulations,

Wishing you happy years,

Health, joy, fun...

Everything you could want.

So that you, reading congratulations,

I started jumping for joy!

COOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONGRATULATIONS-SCENE

During congratulations, the birthday person is asked to take some kind of funny “congratulatory pose”, in which he accepts friendly congratulations

(Introduction)

Let's hit the poems with rhyme

In honor of the birthday,

Let them sound both here and there

Congratulations to you!

Don't hold back your smile

And take the right pose,

Today is a congratulatory

The pose is hilarious!

(Pause: the birthday boy takes a congratulatory pose. Next - in a different rhythm.)

Let's tell the essence of the wishes,

Forgetting about the rush of days,

Look at the root, but don't forget,

That the giraffe knows better.

Don't run aground on the way

You're still a year older,

Move forward quickly!

Now you take it

The look is normal. (The birthday boy comes out of the congratulatory pose.)

Have a blast, light it up

Postponing the pose for a year!

Cool poetic congratulation

Do you want congratulations?

Open your ears!

It's your birthday!

Let's pull! Count!

To go out to glory

Your holiday is now

Let the neighbors hear

Shouts from us.

Noise a little

We will exceed the background

Let them not judge harshly

The glasses are clinking.

If it comes

A guard of order is coming to us,

Our circle will become wider,

The guard will be in a frenzy!

So it's no use

Congratulations to a friend from friends

Happy Birthday SMS

Alien: I am G-buk, I fell to you from Mars, and got tired of the road, I specially brought you to congratulate the birthday girl. I brought you Martian chocolate as a gift, it’s with salted mushrooms, take a bite and tell me – it’s garbage?!

Doctor: I’m here without chocolate, I’ll give you an enema as a gift, no thanks required, it’ll come in handy - it’s for you!

Putin: Congratulations, madam, let me shake your hand, and my gift is here! Bring it in, gentlemen! (they bring some large gift, maybe a bunch balloons)

Cleaning lady: I ​​heard - they pour it and congratulate someone, I quietly looked in on you once. If you don’t refuse, you’ll pour it, I’ll scream songs for you, so who are we going to loudly congratulate today?

All together: Our Katya (insert name) is gold, that’s who we congratulate,

And we’ll leave this song for Katya as a gift:

Everyone sings a remade birthday song together.

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Continuation of the description of the woman’s birthday scenario:

(Takes out a rosy apple and says.) - I couldn’t give it to me.

to the millennium! Well, it’s okay, I’ll join you in the end

I'm chewing! After all, if you put this apple on the table, then all the wines

turn into the elixir of youth! So, let's pour everything

Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather!

Everyone is now seventeen years old!

(Takes off his nose with glasses and a scarf.) - Well, here I am rejuvenated

thanks to your birthday girl! Now it's time for me to go! (Sings

motive of the song “Farewell to Love”.)

Half an hour before the flight, half an hour before the flight!

I'm already at the runway!

I'm hurrying to the Sabbath on this starry evening

And I will arrive exactly like clockwork!

It was so wonderful here at the anniversary -

You call it whatever you want!

Or a birthday, or a jam day,

Or an evening of happiness and love!

Baba Yaga flies away on a broom, followed by a musical

THE QUEEN CALLED......(FROG)

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!

HAVE FUN, KATECHKA!......(MALVINA)

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM!

HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH!.....(SNOW GIRL)

I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN!

GOOD COMPANY TO YOU!......(ROTARU)

I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE!

HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM.....(BULANOVA)

LIVE, TANYUSHA, HAVE FUN AND COOL!

DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD!............(QUEEN)

I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,

LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH!.........(PLAY)

LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK!

AND CHICKEN LEGS!............ (BABA YAGA)

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!

I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!.....(Pinocchio)

LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND,

AND YOU BLOW LIKE A ROSE!.... (WINNIE THE POOH)

BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN!

GOOD HEALTH TO YOU!......(ALSU)

NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION!

BIG HELLO FROM MOM!......(ORBAKAITE)

DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS!

WE WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP.......(ARROWS)

Telegrams with the names of the guests are also inserted here,

written in a similar poetic form.

The one who first gave the correct answer is awarded a fish

ki. Behind greatest number chips are given as a gift.

Lottery mystery

The essence of the competition is for guests to guess

a gift that the presenter prepared for them. You can set

leading questions. He answers “yes” or “no”.

Gifts can be in the form of images of certain objects.

goods on paper or toy prototypes of serious gifts

kov (for example, a toy car, a drawing of a dacha, a toy

neck boat).

The gift is received by the one who guessed what gift he wished for.

Test “Draw a man”

The host asks the guests to draw a person from 12 figures:

you can use triangles, squares, circles, diamonds.

There are 12 of them in total.

At the end of the evening, you can invite guests to open

for the birthday girl a bank account, after which take out three lit-

a ditch jar where all guests can throw in any

amount of money.

Scene - congratulations on a woman’s birthday or anniversary. motive of the song reworking "chunga - changa"

Details, attributes: for this congratulation you will need any hat,

bandana, cap (baseball cap), cap.

The crown is included, just print it out, cut it out and glue it together.

Several people come out with hats tied with ribbons like gifts (but so that they can try them on for the hero of the day). As the song progresses, hats are tried on in order. At the end, the hero of the day is crowned and seated on a pre-prepared chair with a high back

(decorated like a throne).

The crown is put on, at the end glasses of alcohol are poured and a drink is drunk to the queen - the hero of the day.

The motive of the song "Chunga-changa"

Your anniversary has finally arrived

And a specific question arose before us

What gift should we buy you?

And they decided to give the hat.

chorus:

What a hat - tenderness,

A treat for the men

But it's not at all in season,

What a shame!

But let's not be sad now,

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need it so much...

To be useful for sports at once

We found a cap by eye

Didn't solve that difficult question

And an argument arose between us.

chorus:

Very nice cap

It will sit firmly on the top of your head,

Will only be worn rarely

What a shame!

But let's not be sad now,

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need it so much...

Even a cap will not go as a gift,

And only a fool wears a bandana

The swarm of offers has long dried up

Finding a gift is no small task

chorus:

We will give you the crown

And we’ll put you on a big throne

Today we praise the Queen

How nice!

The anniversary will be cool,

Let's have a drink and sit down,

A toast is needed now

Congratulations!

Enlarge the crown and download it to your computer, print and cut each of the three elements. Cut it out, secure it with tape or a stapler, cut off the excess. The crown is ready.

And as good as spring days!

Participant with a red ball in his hand:

We'll be the first to give you a red ball

It burns brightly in color, like a flashlight.

May he bring victory, success

Participant with blue balloon

Here's a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The clear distance of the bottomless sky

Even sadness makes it fresh!

Participant with a white ball:

A little white ball is a sign of purity

Faith, hope and bright love

I wish that envy was only light

May your deeds be pure!

We didn't bring the black ball

Not because he wasn't found

Just from close and old friends

We all wish only joyful days!

Participant with a yellow ball:

Little yellow ball, it's like a dream

May it never leave you

Today he gathered his friends and girlfriends

A yellow ball is a circle of sunshine!

Participant with green ball:

Green ball - the scent of fields and forests

We also can’t forget today

The green ball will give warmth

And your soul will immediately feel light! Natalya84 mom Congratulations with balloons

We came to congratulate you

And they brought different balls with them

They're not expensive these days

But as good as spring days!

I’ll be the first to give you a red ball,

It burns bright in color, like a fire.

May it bring health and success

Let everyone share joy and laughter!

Here's a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The bottomless blue sky is pure,

Don't you need her?

The scent of summer fields and forests

Even in winter we can’t forget

The green ball will give warmth

And your soul will become light.

The orange ball is like a dream

May it never leave you.

He will gather friends and girlfriends into the house.

The orange ball is a solar circle.

A white ball is a sign of purity

Faith, hope and pure love

Even envy would be bright

Let beauty surround you!

A yellow ball will decorate a bouquet,

But they say it is a treacherous color.

From thanks to your good deeds,

I won’t let you burst the little yellow balloon. Natalya84 mom Congratulations from the Stargazer

Host: Dear guests!

Who keeps count of all the stars?

Well, of course, an astrologer!

Only where the star will flash,

He arrives there.

(The stargazer comes out.)

Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!

Birthday girl from heaven

I pulled out a miracle of miracles.

Happy anniversary,

I give this cake to her.

There are many lights on it,

It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.

Dear birthday girl!

To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.

And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.

How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.-

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If you are organizing a celebration of an anniversary, then you need to prepare well for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. It’s even better if you have a couple of skits that will make guests laugh so hard that they will fall off their chairs. For example, the scene: hu and li is great option for the anniversary. Hu and Li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. The names alone will cause delight and laughter among guests. And you will find out for yourself what will happen next.

Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit out in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for drunk company friends on different holidays. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.

How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss last news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What should you play? Maybe new fairy tale adaptations for drunken company? It is very easy to role-play such fairy tales. You just need to assign roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

No matter what holiday you celebrate, you always need to organize games and competitions, conduct fun game blocks and even perform fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a play, you need to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? This is where an instant impromptu performance comes to the rescue. fun company, which does not require preparation and rehearsals. You only need to select guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s it – you can show the skit to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must enter immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
We'll make the birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

26 May 2012

(two men dressed up as new Russian grandmothers come out and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children’s balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012


There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)