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Dedicated to my readers, those who love me, who remember, who are with me when I am betrayed...

Excerpts from letters that I wrote from Spain to my readers (instead of a preface)

...Then all the other parts of the body began to seem to tell me what exactly was rotten in them. Wow! Why can’t I move my toes as freely as I did just recently? And why did they become fat, like sausages, for no reason, in just five or six days?! And standing on tiptoes is out of the question!!

Lord, my long-suffering spine began to feel heavier by leaps and bounds, as if they had begun to lay bricks on it... The “reinforced concrete” folds near it had grown, you couldn’t pinch them, and they were so painful...

It seemed that it was precisely there, into these rather ugly wineskins hanging down on the sides, that the pieces of meat that I ate while enjoying the world-famous buffet were sent. They weren’t there before I left for Spain, I remember very well, because I tried on a swimsuit and for once looked at myself in the mirror, checking if it wasn’t exposing my body too much. Could the lean, super-thin Swedes really come up with this?

Death has just come! I must say, I have always hated my temporary weight gain; I immediately feel heaviness in my stomach and discomfort in other places...

I’ll keep silent about my complexion, I won’t talk about the wrinkles that, contrary to the laws of physics, began to so impudently cut through my fairly plump face. In a word, no tightening of the skin occurred at all, because gluttony has never brought beauty and freshness to anyone.

Towards the end, I’ll tell you something that will make some people shudder, those who have been suffering for years from one fairly common disease. So, my dear ladies and gentlemen, in the morning I could not stand on my heels, such a sharp pain pierced them at my very first step.

I started rubbing them myself in order to overcome the pain and get to the place that people visit as soon as they wake up. Yes, yes, the spurs grew like yeast dough, as if at the behest of a pike, on both my heels and began to torment me every day. But, as you remember, I removed them a long time ago using clay, and additionally made lotions from old urine.

Moreover, now I can barely walk to my third floor. This is already a disaster, because you have to go up to your room ten times, then from the beach, then from breakfast, then from a walk, then to dry your swimsuit, or something else. So, this is now difficult for me. But you know very well my attitude towards lifting mechanisms such as elevators. I believe that they were invented to our detriment, because stairs and marches are the best sports equipment for us, for them there is no need to build gyms and find time among our global busyness.

Never before have I been dejected by the malfunction of elevators, but now I no, no, and I stand in line to ride in a booth. What a shame!

How quickly our body responds to everything, good and bad, I think in anguish. I can barely move my legs, because my knees are completely stiff and don’t want to, heeding the command coming from my head, bend and straighten as expected! In a word, the knees also responded to the above-mentioned table, which came to the land of Andalusia from the Scandinavian country.

Based on the above, if you offer him (the body, therefore) something completely opposite to overeating, then he will accept this with no less readiness and immediately begin action, that is, cleansing. Take note, my dears, of this information and do not forget about our greatest opportunities to restore balance in the body.

Of course, the reverse move is always more difficult and sometimes dangerous. You saw the car going backwards, right? Very carefully and slowly, otherwise you might bump into something. So be more careful when correcting mistakes, okay?!

It seems to me that illnesses themselves begin because and for the reason that we are sometimes unable to grasp the limiting moment, we do not hear the voice of the subcortex, which shouts to us “watch out!”...

In a word, I will try to endure and withstand the test to the end so that the results of it (test, experiment) are the best. As you know, everything is relative in our world, and here the word “worst”, critical, that is, is more appropriate...

Of course, I listen in the morning so as not to miss the word that arises inside (“guard”, that is), because I am sure: if you don’t hear once, twice, three times, and that’s it, diabetes will grab you by the white hands, as they say.

I don’t know, I don’t know what medicine has to say about this, but my observations of the public who are lying and sunbathing here on sunbeds, doubled due to the lack of space for the body that lies on them, on mats and simply on the sand with their belly up , indicate that I am close to the truth in my assumptions about the occurrence of this disease, and the mentioned public - to the appearance of a certain part of it with this particular ailment...

I am a meticulous grandmother, as you know, and I often take my assistant piece of iron (the one on a string, that is) to check my suspicions and once again make sure of their authenticity, that is, which organ of the vacationer is in deep blues, not He coped, therefore, with the task assigned to him - to digest the abundance of what he had eaten and put everything in places that were supposed to be physiologically, and not in the sides, say, which were visibly sagging because of this.

So what? My visual (by eye, that is) observations are fully confirmed by the pendulum. Exactly, exactly, the pancreas is puffing, exhausted. She has already managed to put a lot into the ham, into the former waist, into the ass (forgive me for the not particularly cultural expression), which barely fits on the light plastic chair where the subject sits in the evening - well, the one who could not fit on a single lounger.

Yes, yes, the gland is very tired, it doesn’t even want to throw undigested food at the heart, but there is no way out. Of course, she tries to help the person, begins to whine and get sick, but, alas, the intelligent creature does not listen... It counts and counts the money and, having found out that there is enough of it, again strives to acquire and devour something tasty. Just think, corns make it difficult to walk, thinks homo sapiens, but what baked goods are there in these parts! Get hurt!

What Spanish chefs don’t come up with!

They don’t skimp on oils, spices too, they have forests and copses of almonds, you can’t see the land because of the trees on which the nuts ripen. Delicious!

Who does the one who barely fit in the chair remind me so well of?.. Especially with a powerful, or rather, unprecedented neck, and a chin that’s not even double, but almost triple...

Bah! Of course, these were the excessively fat Roman patricians, who, therefore, were the cream of the crop who seriously believed (there are historical records of this!) that massage, say, was the privilege of the rich, and despicable slaves had no right to it . Strange, strange, did skinny, work-weary slaves really need such a right? Why do they, one might ask, need a massage when they are skin and bones from overwork? It’s precisely the rich people with generous bodies who just need it, they just needed it...

And why did they get so carried away - so busy eating and eating immeasurably? Why did they settle on wide couches and lie there so long that they became unable to provide for the physiological needs of the beautiful naked slaves whom they were offered for pleasure in the morning and evening?! These are some weirdos...

However, for some reason I nodded strongly at Ivan and Peter, but there was a log in my own eye. I colorfully paint the hams on the sides of the ancient Romans, although I urgently need to rub and rub mine!

If you remember, reading my complaints about overweight patricians, I am still in the experiment, and since I touch on some pretty funny topics, you can guess: I have not yet become a victim of it (the experiment). Of course, there are no Romans nearby, but, as I already mentioned, there are any number of very obese gentlemen of both sexes, so that in all centuries, and in the present to the same extent, a person succumbs to the temptation to taste something fatter and more satisfying. I especially feel sorry for the kids. I must admit, I didn’t think that in these places people were so reckless about their child, about his health, that is.

Now let's take a short excursion into medical science. Although our poet-democrat Nikolai Alekseevich Nekrasov, in his poem “Who Lives Well in Rus',” established better than any scientific luminary what causes the same gout that, as I already feel, is beginning to fetter my bones and muscles. So, he identified and poetically reflected the origins of this illness. His main merit was establishing the fact which part of the world's population is prone to suffer from this very disease. Remember the poem? Let me remind you. It turns out that gout is a disease of the rich. Can you imagine?

True, according to the latest scientific research on this topic, it has been concluded that gout is a disease of creative people. What's it like? Moreover, stunning examples are given; there is no point in listing them, because almost all the great people of our and other continents were diagnosed with this malicious disease. And we can agree with this conclusion. Creative people run a little, sit still more... And yet it’s time to return to my own organs and body parts wasted by this very disease, since its manifestation on my arms and legs can be considered the main damage that the famous buffet caused me. Again I invite the reader to stay with me for several hours, so to speak, in my shoes, at that very moment, which we call critical. As you know, I wanted to bring the experiment to its logical conclusion. We will describe the results of the first week, since they were already available.

On the last night of the first week, a severe attack of colitis began. I woke up in a cold, sticky sweat and realized that a decisive turn in my life was about to come. biographies, that is, to put it simply, there will be nothing to draw or write about, since the first part of the word, “bio,” is close to disappearing from everyday life. Then my legs began to cramp, which in this case confirmed ordinary food poisoning due to overeating.

Yes, the blow to the stomach, liver and entire tract was extremely strong, and that is why in the second week effects began to appear one after another, now in one part of the body, then in another. I haven’t had a stomach ache in a hundred years, and now it, too, was moping. I had already forgotten how my liver ached, but it began to remind me of itself every night (at three o’clock!). About ten years after the constipation ended, now they have again begun to spoil the complexion. In a word, everything that could be became unbalanced and aroused.

Well, my dears, together we looked for causes and effects. When I get home, I made a vow to myself, I’ll go on a starvation ration. Diet crackers and tea in the morning, evening and afternoon, and nothing more. Thus, I will remove the cause, and as for the effects that were stuck in all organs and appeared, as I wrote above, on many parts of the body externally, they had to be urgently eliminated. And here my hopes were only for the healer of magical powers - clay.

That’s why I put aside the book about children and started writing this one, since a lot of the factual material for creating the manuscript (illnesses, therefore) nested inside my own body. And in general, I usually talk about what I myself have experienced or what I myself have achieved while helping others.

Just don’t think, please, that my suffering has nothing to do with you. Not at all! It was precisely the involuntary entry into an unsafe, as it turned out, experiment that had the hidden purpose (by intuition, that is) to prove how harmful it is for health to eat more than what our body requires. Yes, I got a process that was accelerated in time, but also slowed down; exceeding the food allowance every day for several years, or even decades, ultimately leads to the same result, my friends, to illness.

Well, well, I feel from afar how passions are heating up in someone’s chest. What is she coming up with, our Blade of Grass is hanging noodles on our ears, huh?! Yes, now many people don’t have money for this very food, but it’s about overeating.

However, moderate your ardor, my dear opponents. My mother suffered from extremely serious illnesses during the blockade, and they never returned! I am sure that something similar happened not only to her, but also to many other mothers, fathers, aunts and uncles...

Once, in the midst of perestroika, I asked a well-known doctor in St. Petersburg for a loan of a certain amount, saying that, you see, I was below the poverty line at the moment. And you know what he answered (giving me a loan): “You are beyond the point of stupidity, Valentina Mikhailovna. Sorry, but this is a fact!

Yes, he was right, and I completely agree with him, and if we return to our reasoning that there is an excess, then we can say: the body needs microdoses for vital activity and cheerfulness, and we use not only macrodoses, but kilograms, that’s it and is an excess of a thousand or more times!

Now we will begin to restore what we ourselves, through our own unreasonableness, destroy in the body (read the previous pages about the Spanish experiment). Naturally, not only exceeding food standards leads to illness, but also any other excess. As soon as we noticeably move away from the golden mean, moderation in everything: in food, in entertainment, in pleasures, in running or in rest, then immediately, in other cases, though gradually, the balance is disturbed, the very one that holds us afloat in the river of life.

So, on the road, my dears, leading us to deliverance from illness, because, as Paul Bragg wrote, being sick does not mean living. Wonderful words! One thing can be added to them, or rather, continue the thought: to live means to rejoice!

Chapter 1
Russian healer Glinushka

Well, we visited the country of distant Spain, met the aborigines, as well as those who arrived there on vacation, summed up the results, found out that they also have a lot of problems and worries, that they, many of them, are not particularly then they take care of their health, since the rooster hasn’t pecked them yet (you know where, right?).

In a word, you learned a lot from my letters, and some of my acquaintances can simply copy their own portraits, this applies to fat people, for example. For some readers, my fables about other aunts and uncles brought alarm to the heart: our grandmother Travinka is 100 percent right. And indeed, we are acting unreasonably, because from her experience, having entered into the experiment, she showed how a person destroys himself when his appetites flare up under favorable conditions...

However, what is there to be sad and grieve if I now start telling you about how to get out of a crisis situation if one of you has crossed the line of reason in relation to food, say. Of course, when you just got acquainted with the table of contents, it seemed strange to you, was it really this blue clay again, was it really able to fix something else in the human body. Yes, yes, my dears, she, the same blue sorceress, began to treat and cure such ailments that I myself get goosebumps when I see the results of her influence. It’s certainly been noted: everything ingenious is simple. What’s simpler: we take a certain part from the earth called clay, and for no apparent reason it simply becomes a panacea for diseases that numerous detachments of domestic and foreign doctors are puzzling over - and spears too - but, alas... Of course , I can add here, before I begin to describe her struggle with ailments of every kind and kind, that I myself have become quite creative and, I would say, with the utmost respect for her capabilities, which is why I have achieved some success in clay therapy, I Think.

Indeed, every time there were some visible successes in treatment, I began to wonder why I succeeded. And I came to a conclusion that amazed me a lot.

Glinochka, which had lain in the ground for thousands or even more years unclaimed, unnoticed by those who walked and wandered around it or next to it, apparently was flattered by such attention on my part, and therefore began to reveal to me one secret after another. .

Of course, this conclusion seemed somewhat absurd to you, right? But I cannot explain in any other way the indisputable fact that the riddles began to be solved right away, in any case, I began to operate with the properties of the clay somehow easily, as if I knew in advance what exactly it wanted to tell me.

Well, that’s it, my dears, I have completely intrigued you, and therefore, from the next page I will begin to inform you about accidents that began to turn into cases, that is, into actual statistical material on the topic “The use of domestic clays in the fight for human health,” - let’s express it scientifically and respectably, because the properties of the clay healer fully deserve it.

And now I want to give you some practical advice so that later you don’t complain: oh, we didn’t know, oh we didn’t have time, alas, everything is frozen, you can’t break off a single piece, and you need a lot of clay... Our editor-in-chief was incredibly happy when I I promised that I would work harder, but I would deliver the manuscript long before the frost, so that people could read it, take note, and most importantly, stock up on the starting material for clay therapy at home.

So let’s say a big thank you to him for the fact that he immediately saw in the grandmother an author useful to the people and began to print and publish her books, simply with lightning speed. He, of course, already understood your aspirations, since many people call the publishing house, want to meet with me, and are interested in when my next book will be published. So, the first and most necessary advice. Look for blue layers, stock up on the above-mentioned material for future use, for the whole winter, in order to get rid of many ailments in advance, so that they do not turn into a dangerous form, so that you yourself remove what you absolutely do not need, that is, all sorts of tumors, inflammations, cysts, etc. similar.

Read more carefully how to strengthen clay with the help of the sun, make it even more effective and powerful, so that when you begin to look for your own symptoms in my descriptions, you would already be fully armed, and immediately begin to destroy the “cons”, then they you will turn into their complete opposite, that is, into pluses, at first most likely uncertain, and then into real, clear ones, into the very ones that will tell you: everything is in order, the dirt is gone, that is, the disease (remember that the disease is nothing more than dirt that has entered the body, right?).

Don't forget to check the clays you decide to collect so you don't waste energy transporting them. Again with a nut. They pointed at the formation, it began to cheerfully approach you along with the thread, and the further you move away from the formation, the steeper it became. They counted off eight or nine meters, and that’s it. Good! An excellent healing material has been found. Only then take it on a cart or car to your home.

The last piece of advice is this. This is also from practice. A good friend of mine shared her experience. Her premises are small (Khrushchev-era), where to put the clay is a problem. And then she examined her basement, where the entrance is from the stairs, and discovered that there was enough space for more than one truck. I cleared the corner next to the stairs that leads to that basement, laid some boards, and that’s it – the storage was ready.

It would be nice if your neighbors weren’t interested in your actions; there are a lot of evil people, as you know. And so, one evening and add the first portion to your reserves, then another day... She called her friends one day, including me, we sat until late, sang and talked, and when the people calmed down and lay down to rest, we began for work. Of course, it would be nice to reveal the secret of your thoughts to the lowest rank of bosses, that is, the janitor. Give me my little book, tell me about the wonderful assistant you want to hide in a room under her jurisdiction. I think this is not a bad option. However, show maximum resourcefulness for the sake of your own health and the well-being of your household. You already know that you need to stock up on gauze or wide bandages, a lot of simple and woolen rags, so that they are always at hand if you decide to do an appliqué one day.

All these auxiliary materials should always be washed after use, dried and kept in a bag, so as not to fuss, not to be nervous, so as not to waste time, which is already constantly lacking.

Why am I explaining all this to you in such detail? Can't you guess? I have studied your psychology very well, my friends. Didn't find the rag right away, did it take time? Better tomorrow... that's right, better tomorrow than today. Here our old friend, a scruffy middle-aged lady named

Laziness, which immediately begins to whisper to you: “Go to bed, my dear, and your hubby will be waiting for you!”

You immediately felt relieved, it immediately popped out of your head that something had been aching in your lower abdomen for a long time, and something like a ball began to roll around in your chest. The next day there’s a ton of things to do, and now you’ve already let go of your illness, which has told you more than once: “I’m sick, I’m sick, treat me, my dear, help me and yourself at the same time!”

Yes, my dear people, all our troubles, and even illnesses, begin precisely for the very reason that we do not know how to listen to ourselves. Uncle, aunt, girlfriend, witch - please, as many as you like. You need to drink one and a half liters of milk a day - with pleasure, brew a bay leaf and take it - wince, but we drink it, plantain three times before lunch - we won’t forget.

In a word, the advice that “knowledgeable” people give us is countless, and we rush to implement them; it doesn’t matter that from the first spoon of some supposedly super-healthy infusion, our liver simply knocks with its fists on the right hypochondrium, since it is not able to express its indignation otherwise.

But we steadfastly continue to do everything according to the specified scheme, to carry it out, without retreating a single step. And no signals from our organs from within are often able to stop us. Let’s say, we all know that overeating is harmful, that any extra piece will turn into real poison, but, alas, “burst your belly, but don’t lose your goodness.” We will return to this topic later in connection with the Spanish experiment (you have already read about my introduction to the buffet and what came of it).

Do not think that my first efforts to cure my own illness are not connected with what I just wrote about. Not at all. This, one might say, is an introduction to the topic. Of course, in this particular case, I reproach myself and call myself with various uncultured words, since even an old woman can get screwed. So, let’s start right away with that sore of mine, which, when I arrived from Spain, literally on the third day I began to eradicate it, because I became very ill. So…

Indeed, every time there were some visible successes in treatment, I began to wonder why I succeeded. And I came to a conclusion that amazed me a lot.

All these auxiliary materials should always be washed after use, dried and kept in a bag, so as not to fuss, not to be nervous, so as not to waste time, which is already constantly lacking.

Laziness, which immediately begins to whisper to you: “Go to bed, my dear, and your hubby will be waiting for you!”

Valentina Mikhailovna Travinka

Blue healer clay

Dedicated to my readers, those who love me, who remember, who are with me when I am betrayed...

Excerpts from letters that I wrote from Spain to my readers (instead of a preface)

Death has just come! I must say, I have always hated my temporary weight gain; I immediately feel heaviness in my stomach and discomfort in other places...

Never before have I been dejected by the malfunction of elevators, but now I no, no, and I stand in line to ride in a booth. What a shame!

What Spanish chefs don’t come up with!

They don’t skimp on oils, spices too, they have forests and copses of almonds, you can’t see the land because of the trees on which the nuts ripen. Delicious!

Who does the one who barely fit in the chair remind me so well of?.. Especially with a powerful, or rather, unprecedented neck, and a chin that’s not even double, but almost triple...

Russian healer Glinushka

Indeed, every time there were some visible successes in treatment, I began to wonder why I succeeded. And I came to a conclusion that amazed me a lot.

All these auxiliary materials should always be washed after use, dried and kept in a bag, so as not to fuss, not to be nervous, so as not to waste time, which is already constantly lacking.

Laziness, which immediately begins to whisper to you: “Go to bed, my dear, and your hubby will be waiting for you!”

How I dealt with pneumonia

I see, I see, you are grinning and thinking something like this after reading the title: how did Grandma Travinka manage to catch pneumonia, and even in Spain, which she is talking about, where people faint from the heat; Recently they reported that very bad things happen to them in that hot sun... You reason correctly and very competently, my dear fellow citizens. But since you were surprised (how I managed to grab...), then I will describe everything in more detail. Read and read, it’s very useful to find out how I “came to live like this”: in that sunny land, where even at night people in hotels turn on the air conditioners, they can’t drink water without pieces of ice.

The very first day I went to the beach, I immediately rushed into the sea, because I love water and depth, of course. I’m swimming, my head is under the water, my legs are flickering... And suddenly I feel piercingly: the current is getting colder! A minute or two later (I took my head out and plunged it into the water again), a reasonable thought came to me: I need to row to the shore, otherwise in such cold weather you can get meningitis... I got out, I couldn’t get a tooth on my tooth, I did a jog and I saw that the swimmers - then once, twice and miscalculated.

Strange... Mothers immediately hide their children in huge terry towels as soon as they splash around near the shore. Their lips are blue, however...

It would seem that the picture is clear, one could draw a certain unambiguous conclusion, right? But, alas. Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow and the following days I again dive into the chilly, without exaggeration, depths of the sea, and again with my head, because this is exactly how I like to swim anywhere.

I swim and don’t draw reasonable conclusions, I don’t draw conclusions and swim... I often get chills, and not only when leaving the sea. But again, the brain cells, as they say, are out of place: apparently, they froze from such coolness, they lost the ability to think sensibly.

Now, before taking a plunge, I walk for a long time on wet sand, which is not easy. I walk about five kilometers, from pier to pier and back, but, surprisingly, when I reach the edge of the sea strip at the pier to the left of our hotel, I’m not eager to freshen up. Although I was tired, warmed up from fast walking, and the sun rose high.

I stand and look into the distance, towards Gibraltar, as I later established, beyond which Africa begins, and a little to the right - the Atlantic World Ocean. Yes, so I stand and stand, supposedly admiring the distance of the sea, but in fact I am psychologically preparing myself for the next ablution.

I absolutely don’t want to get into the water, I feel it with every fiber of my soul, as they say. But I stubbornly wait for the moment when my stupid mind gives the command: take a swim! Are you really going to leave? Further thoughts work in this direction. Your native publishing house gave you a ticket to such a truly exotic country, to such a (Mediterranean, by the way) sea, and you are drifting. Yes, this is healing water, every cubic meter contains up to a pound of all sorts of salts... Climb immediately, you coward! And the coward cuts the wave with her stupid head and swims. It floats until not only the above-mentioned part of the body, but the whole body as a whole begins to noticeably become colder. Again, somewhere in the depths of the subconscious, someone barely intelligibly - probably, hoarsely - whispers about the possibility of inflammation of the most important organs. But, alas, a stubborn thought, lodged in the subcortex, apparently interrupts a weak voice: nothing, you’ll endure it, you need to use the gift to the fullest (like that buffet, from which my stomach almost completely gave out, if you remember).

Thus, for all ten days (four, thank God, I didn’t swim because I was going on excursions) he won, the persistent one, the one who only causes grief, in any case, you won’t end up in trouble if you only follow him, mind, therefore , obey.

Finally she arrived in her native place, and then a friend in Voeikovo called: the lake is warm, brown, the water is gentle, you can’t reach the bottom. As soon as I looked at my lovely birch trees that overlooked the forest pond, which I had not seen a single one for two whole weeks, I immediately began to take off my clothes.

I swam to the middle and back for almost an hour. At this time the sun disappeared, the wind rose, so that on the shore I was greeted by a completely different atmosphere than in Spain, as you understand. As soon as I put my trembling legs into my trousers, I began to dream about a fire, which there was nothing to light with...

Now you understand why I started getting pneumonia, and it was bilateral, right? You could say that the cold of the Atlantic wave was reflected in one lung, and the north wind in the other. Nice story! And if you look into this situation properly, then you can’t call the cause of the disease anything other than stupidity, don’t you think?

And if only once I had heeded the signal of influx, when all my limbs were shaking on that hot sand like fire, I would have turned my feet to the blue pool that was located in the courtyard of our hotel under the name “Amaragua”, and not just one, but three sufficient depth - from two to three meters! And I would have received no less pleasure from water procedures, and the disease certainly would not have developed.

The vacation did not end very happily: already on the third day after my arrival, I shook my “Khrushchev” with coughing fits, and God knows what was flowing from my nose, thickening as I struggled, for all fourteen days. Where it's thin, that's where it breaks. I gave the last portion of clay to treat the eye of one little girl, who came with her mother on the second day after my arrival from distant countries, so I was left alone with the disease, since I don’t accept pills and injections.

A doctor I know listened to where exactly the inflammation had developed, gave me a mustard patch on my back, but, alas... I wander around like a shadow, but mostly I lie down, wiping myself with a towel every minute. The temperature, which I only get once every ten years, began to jump every day, and in the evenings it appeared constantly, like a bayonet. In general, the symptoms are very, very sad...

And then one day the phone rang: Valentina Mikhailovna, we’ll bring you a whole bag of clay. Blue, just like butter. And they brought it! They filled it with water, and the next morning I invited a friend: help me put the flatbread on my back, since I don’t have any strength myself - the old lady came.

And just imagine, after exactly two hours the heaviness from my back seemed to subside, and it became easier to breathe. This assistant has arrived at the house! Without any pills, without a single syringe, I went into battle for my illness and... In any case, the next morning I had the strength to check what was there on the blue layer, on which I had lain for a couple of hours the day before.

My friend’s diagnosis was completely confirmed: yes, there was minus clay in the lower part of one and the other lung. They set it one more time, and again - and that’s it! The minus disappeared, the nut ran towards me, telling me that the blue sorceress had done an excellent job with the task entrusted to her.

Now I had to get to work on my nose, which by that time was pretty swollen. Not only he, but his entire face became noticeably rounder. Of course, the nasopharynx also suffered a lot, because the throat refused to accept even any drink, be it hot or cold, not to mention food. True, I ate extremely little during the entire two weeks. This has always saved me, lack of appetite. In addition, there was also a great helper - sleep, I slept for 15-16 hours. So, now I put applications on my forehead, because my sinuses hurt - I couldn’t touch them, and I was so loud that no one recognized my voice.

Here we had to tinker. Four, five, six times I sealed these sinuses with a thick layer, but it was difficult even for the wonderful healer Glinka of great power to pump out what had accumulated there. Again the thought of meningitis flashed through my mind, which this time made me feel cold not only in my head, but also in my heart. And what will I think about the rest of the days if... Oh, oh!

What can I say, you will howl at such a prospect, especially since I feel that something is wrong with the little fool in the garden. And again she helped me out, my dear blue darling. The guys brought me another huge bag of clay, I made up something like a helmet for myself, tied it, one nose is visible, and I lie there.

And my whole head began to ache and hurt incredibly! Of course, I endure it, I persuade myself: keep quiet, they say, it’s your own fault, and don’t interfere with the sorceress’s work, she looks through every inch there, looking for inflammation in the very depths. And I must say a great thank you to her, the sorceress, because the clay helmet quickly corrected everything, removed all the evil spirits from my stupid little head, and it soon stopped hurting.

The snot, which flowed in an endless river, as if from a water tap, also subsided, and quite noticeably, after using the helmet I just talked about.

In a word, gradually, gradually, all the symptoms went away, even the weakness became afraid of the glint, and I began to recover, to come out of the crisis, as they say. However, ten days later I made a control application again. Everything was settled with the lungs, but I still had to tinker with the sinuses.

At this point I must emphasize and remind you what the Americans say about this: snot can even cause cancer... So, my dears, be sure to repeat the procedures with the nasopharynx so that everything there is clean, very clean, let the little blue doctor look like a broom from there will sweep it out so that later no complications arise if the body is slightly weakened, as often happens.

Just think how much wasted trouble and worry man, this smart, intelligent homo sapiens, causes himself. And why did God give him reason?! He absolutely does not know how to use it wisely if he commits acts that are extremely illogical. And he strives to do everything to his own detriment, have you noticed? I am sure that the story I have described in detail about how I caught a cold in my lungs and my stupid old head in the waters of the world famous sea will remind many of some situations that took place, as they say, in their lives. My dears, I ask you very much, listen to your inner voice. He is like a guardian angel, given to you from birth for joy, for help in business, for good luck, in the end, and you often do not pay any attention to his warnings. Do you think that Blade of Grass poses an impossible task for you, right?

Not at all! Let's go over this topic one more time, shall we? Please don't mind. Look, I wrote so much about clay, gave so many details, and my readers call and say: I beg you, come to me (I’ll pay the cost!), put it on yourself once, otherwise I didn’t understand how exactly to put it, this applique on sore spot.

It would seem that I have explained everything, chewed it, swallowed it, my dear reader... But, alas, it turns out that I also need to show it.

Another person went much further in her wishes: when you (me, that is) put your hands on my back, then it will pass... My dear reader, if I start personally putting clay cakes on my tummy, let’s say, then I won’t have There will be time left to write the next book, including for you.

As for my hands, supposedly special, in your opinion, here you underestimate, first of all, yourself. How many times have I told you that you yourself are wizards and fairies, because “your shirt is closer to your body.” It was later that people gave this proverb a slightly different meaning, but the original one was talking about exactly what people noticed a long time ago: only a person can help himself, not his uncle. It is not for nothing that a whole series of books are now being published under this heading: “Heal yourself,” because this saying contains the deepest wisdom.

Returning to what was said above, I will continue. In the morning, when you wake up, throw a thought into your head. It is simple, primitive, one might say, it may seem absurd to you, because you do not believe in yourself, you are not used to doing this (and for many years you were not allowed to do this, because others thought for you, and you blindly obeyed that , what they come up with there). So you say to yourself: I can do anything. Everything will work out for me today. Everything will work out for me! You throw approximately these words into your subcortex two or three times and fall asleep again for about ten minutes.

I assure you, one fine morning you will wake up without the alarm ringing, and it will not be you yourself, but someone inside you who will repeat those cherished, truly magical phrases. And you will get down to business that will come and go for you now little by little, but not quietly, but quickly. You'll remake a lot of them. Write down for the first time what exactly you managed to do on such a day, and by the evening you will certainly be surprised: did I really manage to do everything?! On such a lucky day for you, put the clay in the place that is itching, and it will cope with the worst, and your own hands will be its assistants!

It is important that you quickly hear what you have thrown into your subconscious, so that it responds, as they say, and begins to work and work for you. Unfortunately, you and I have long since become somewhat deaf; we live as our wonderful Masha Rasputina sings:

And in the usual bustle we go with the flow...

Who is tired and who is lazy,

Who lives with one glance...

We obey what Aunt Klava reported on the radio or what Uncle Fedya, a newly minted sorcerer, announced on TV. By the way, we could have told in our advertising about the best resorts in Spain that the water there is very cold, but, alas... And if we return once again to that coast, which I told you about for several pages in a row, then we will take into account this fact. I’m floating, freezing, my mind says, be patient, it’s in vain that you came to such a distance, it took five hours to get to warmer climes on a Tu-154.

And the subconscious ran forward, absorbing temporary kilometers with lightning speed. Let’s say, back in July I was hobbling along the shore, and inspiration ran forward three weeks, saw a disorder in my head, something like meningitis, and screamed in my ear: get out of the water, otherwise you’ll get a disease, meningitis , therefore. Yes, our subcortex has amazing properties - to look far ahead to the days we have lived, so use it as if it were God’s gift. But we present our own stupid (there’s no other way to put it) arguments.

It’s not for nothing that I started talking about the subcortex again. When I was sick, she gave me some advice, she reminded me about the aspen tree. At my request, a friend brought me several thin logs of this mysterious tree with iron-like leaves, and I placed them on the floor just under the area of my respiratory organs. And I left one, I think I’ll put it above the threshold, on the cornice, because the previous ones I have are old and dried out; It’s true that they have lost their strength.

Several days passed, I took the aspen tree out from under the bed and began checking it with a nut. So much for you! This minus came out of nowhere. And above what was lying on the ledge, no, no! The nut swings joyfully and joyfully away from me and back, indicating that this wood is full of bio-force.

So keep in mind: the aspen tree also knows how to remove the bad, although its role is to destroy evil. In general, he works part-time, and it turns out that he takes away illnesses and relieves anger. You could probably put it on your sinuses for an hour or two. True, I gave a good tablet to a friend (she has a serious illness, God forbid!), I think it will help her.

That’s it, I’ll make a request for more aspen to be brought, especially since I feel something very disgusting is accumulating in my sinuses again. I’ll start to extract it using a combined method: with clay, and aspen, and coins. I must say that one does not interfere with the other, everyone has enough to do if the sore is serious and drags on.

We will return to the combined effects, and now we will begin the next stage of improving the health of Grandma Travinka, who acted very, very unreasonably there in Spain. True, after reading the title, you will immediately understand that the matter concerns not only her, but also other people, of whom there are quite a few in the CIS and other countries.

Beware, gout!

We will no longer talk about the historical roots of this disease. Now we will begin to straighten our pretty crooked fingers, restore poorly functioning joints (elbows, knees, etc.). Of course, if I had not overeat at this ill-fated buffet, invented for our destruction, especially for those who love to eat, then my bone-joints, framed with salts like walls in stalactite caves, would still have lived and prospered and not bothered my grandmother for about five years , or even more, especially since she doesn’t lift weights, can’t get around to playing ping-pong, that is, she moves her hands extremely rarely and little. But it’s not without reason that they say: every cloud has a silver lining! That's for sure! For a long time I felt stiffness in the shoulder joint, especially in the left one. Sometimes at night it hurts so much that you can’t sleep. Due to the fact that the thunder didn’t strike, I, like many of you, didn’t think it was time to start tackling those same gouty thickenings hidden inside that others, for example, appeared on hands, and in quite significant sizes. And, as you read at the very beginning of the book, thunder struck, everything escalated, and even my relatively straight fingers (fingers, that is) looked quite “young,” so both visually and in terms of painful sensations it was time to get down to business... But how can it be accepted if doctors, known throughout the world, not just the medical world, have repeatedly made attempts to cope with this terrible arthrosis, arthritis and similar painful ailments that spoil not only the mood, but also the life of quite a significant part of humanity?!

Professor Zalmanov, for example, promises us to moderate pain with hot water, Mr. Kneipp also claims that suffering can be significantly alleviated, but with the help of cold. We won’t talk about other physicians, because our domestic ones simply offer disability and send home people who came with complaints of unbearable pain in the area of all available joints, so that it does not interfere with their work. Can you imagine what a difficult task I faced? Considering that my disease is one of the worst forms (ossification of all cartilages known to anatomists, a process that continuously leads the body to death), then at first I got cold feet. And later, since the whining, which continued throughout the day, and not just at night, tired me so much that I agreed to everything, I turned to my long-time savior, with whom you are already well acquainted.

“My dear little girl,” I prayed one morning, “help me, magician, and then I’ll tell others about everything!”

At this point I began to listen to my inner voice more carefully, my ears on top of my head. So what? It was he who suggested exactly where to put and apply what, since it hurt everywhere.

I put a healing potion three centimeters thick in gauze and threw it over my shoulder, like a towel, secured it properly, wrapped it in a sweater and climbed under a cotton blanket in order to warm up faster. I’ll sleep, I think, for two hours, as expected, and then I’ll check whether the doctor has taken care of my illness.

However, that was not the case; I was unable to sleep, because within ten minutes such pain appeared in the shoulder joint that I wanted to immediately remove the application. I lie and endure, I endure and lie, but I myself want to howl because the clay began to be made there.

The feeling was such that she began to cut off all these layers of a hundred years ago from the bones, as if with a sharp knife.

You understand, once they cut it off, everything comes into play, and the blood vessels, nerves, and muscle tissue, oh how they get it! “How long will the execution continue?” – I mentally scream and simply lose patience as the pain becomes unbearable. A phone call saved me here.

My reader-admirer is calling, as they say. At first she began to sing the praises of my book, and then moved on to a specific question: she describes the miraculous abilities of the very clay that is gnawing on my shoulder beyond belief, and tells how she managed to straighten her fingers. Glinochka, Urinochka and massage together helped.

Of course, I thank her so much that she completely distracted me from my own suffering, I listen and listen. I think that when I get up, I’ll write everything down in detail, especially since it’s time for me to get down to business with my own fingers. And they (the fingers) seemed to have guessed about my intentions, and they began to whine so much that I barely stopped moaning, ready to escape. It’s inconvenient to howl and moan what my interlocutor will say. What is it, they say, our grandmother, who is sick herself, if she makes such exclamations...

And suddenly... My torment ended, as if on command. The pain has gone away! Of course, not at all suddenly! I looked at my watch and understood everything: two hours had passed. Well, well, it turns out that the healer had absorbed a lot of dirt into herself and calmed down, it’s enough, they say, to keep me near your body, let’s throw it away, my strength has dried up by this time.

Miracles and that's it! She stood up, threw off the appliqué, and took it to the threshold. And she lay there for another half hour, and immediately fell asleep, having worn herself out, that is. I would like to note from my own experience that after such a procedure you simply need to stay warm. Yes, yes, the clay heated up not only the shoulder, but also the shoulder blade and the whole arm. Need to cool down a bit. In the evening I went and buried the dirty clay, after checking it with a nut, of course. As you may have guessed, the downside was such that the nut literally began to pull out of my hands. Of course! So much has accumulated there, and even acquired a fresh layer in Spain. And the next day I decided to suffer again. Since Glinka set to work so bravely and fearlessly, then we must trust her. “Christ endured and commanded us,” I said, in order to mentally prepare myself for the execution, and got down to business.

And this is how things went. What can I say, on the first application there was a steep minus, but on the second the nut no longer pulled out of my hands, as if encouraging me: try, try, be patient, I will be able to help.

Of course, again the pain was unbearable, I removed the application ahead of schedule. What a two hour, an hour and a half had not passed before I pulled off the bandage. The feeling as if some animal was gnawing something out of my bones went away, and then Madame Lenya crept up and whispered persistently: “That’s enough, don’t suffer in vain, rest.” It’s clear that there was no “in vain”, since the hedgehog understands: every cure comes through an exacerbation. I pushed this citizen away and gave my word of honor to myself that I would certainly do one more procedure, and maybe two or three more, until the pain subsided.

The third attack on salt turned out to be less painful, but most importantly, it brought the long-awaited results: there was nothing bad left in the joint that evening. My dear little nut was calmly walking over the used clay, and I thought she even sang: no, no, yes, yes! There is a plus sign! Of course, I knew that I still needed to do the control in a week, and then in a month, but since the sorceress herself decided to rest, then I, too, could temporarily stop destroying the deposits on my bones in the area of the shoulder and shoulder blade. And here, analyzing previous events, I ask

I ask myself: why did my whole arm hurt, right down to the tips of my fingers?! The application lies on the shoulder, and the pain permeates absolutely the entire arm. Why would that be?

Let's straighten our fingers!

I took a closer look at my palm. On the one hand, where there are still all sorts of lines by which you can determine your destiny (remember, right?), I see some hard cords glowing under the skin. I pressed it and it hurt. Of course, everything is completely clear: these lines indicate illness. And why did they come and settle here?

She turned her palm over and began to examine her fingers. And what do you think I saw on them? The same thing that you noticed on your fingers a long time ago. Yes, yes, thickenings that I didn’t even have quite recently. Wow the consequences of the buffet! It's not easier yet!

I can’t even touch my little finger, and my index finger is already slightly deformed. I feel that every day my recent walk in Spain is costing me more and more for my health. There were only one or two unthickened joints, and there were too many, so I started working on all five at once.

Let me take it and pack my entire palm into this kind of clay pad, let it become more closely acquainted with the clay, and the clay, naturally, with it. No sooner said than done. She wrapped her palm well with a large scarf over the clay and lay down with the idea of taking a nap for an hour or two. But, alas! I was very surprised when, almost from the first minute, terrible pains began to torment my hand! Wow! It turns out that all the joints, of which there are a lot on our hand, and not just in the fingers, are still full of these bad salt deposits, since my strict sorceress, who, as you already know, simply cannot stand maybe all sorts of dirt, inflammation, suppuration, in general, everything that a person does not need for a normal life. If you remember, as Ivan Yotov told me, it easily penetrates the holy of holies, the vessels of the heart, and destroys cholesterol in them. As you understand, the joints on the fingers are not the vessels that we mentioned above, and therefore, obviously, she did not stand on ceremony with my fingers, and with the palm in general. Now I’m describing everything to you so cheerfully and with jokes, but when I lay there for a whole hour with my arm blocked without a single gap, believe me, I had no time for humor. You can say that just the opposite, I wanted to cry from the cleansing and gnawing that my clay assistant performed in a living body. Sometimes it seemed that she was snatching piece after piece from the bone with a rather sharp file.

In a word, she barely lay down for the allotted two hours, although due to the proximity of the mentioned salt deposits, it would have been possible to lie down for only an hour, and during that hour our dear worker would have been completely tired. Well, I think, apparently, something has happened to the arrow, it is crawling like a turtle, and my grandmother’s, that is, my, patience has completely dried up. Her courage and fortitude began to recede.

At the moment, when my hand is resting from the accepted suffering, and grace has come to my heart, I’ll think a little with you, talk. No, don’t be scared and don’t turn the page, because at first we will talk about earthly, everyday matters, very close to you.

Recently a reader called me who believed in clays, stocked several buckets of them, uses them (that’s how she started her conversation), but, alas...

– Oh, Valentina Mikhailovna, my right side hurt so much after three applications that I got scared and stopped applying them. What do you advise me?

And what will you and I, my friends, answer her? Right! Let her turn back a page or two and read it herself, with her eyes wide open in fear. Yes, our dear friend in misfortune, we must endure, due to the fact that it has been established for a hundred years by folk practice and science: healing always comes through exacerbation.

It would seem that we have discussed this topic more than once, but things are still there, as they say. Why was this strong aggravation necessary? But for what? Our body gets used to the sore, puts up with it, and it seems to smolder and smolder, sharpening and sharpening a person, like that drop that can easily make a hole in the strongest stone (remember the expression: water wears away stones?).

So the question is, why do we have to go to extremes, to the hole that is? Of course there is no need! That is why doctors sometimes cause or provoke a disease in order, therefore, to treat and cure it from the stove. Have you forgotten how rudely a surgeon tears off a bandage that is stuck to a wound? You also reprimand him, call him a horseman to yourself, or even out loud, call him, accuse him of cruelty. I myself have heard such speeches more than once, especially our peasants, who are simply not able to endure the slightest pain, such gentle creatures, they are not shy in their expressions directed at the doctor!

You have found a good follower of Hippocrates, my dears, if he threw off your bandage with such a sharp movement that scarlet blood spurted out from the almost healed wound. It’s great that the blood came to the rescue; it will clean the edges of the wound with caked pus better than any ointment.

But that’s not the main point. A sharp pain will send a signal to your subcortex, and it will immediately transmit it to its destination. According to science, the address of the signal is your immune system; your body will defend itself. To put it simply, your energy will wake up from such a blow to the nervous system and begin to heal you, expel germs from a wound or from some other place.

So, my dear follower, whose right side hurt unbearably, don’t put a spoke in your own wheels, prepare some fresh clay and go ahead! To a complete cheerful plus over her (clay, therefore)! Beat the bread, as they say, with your own hands of Mrs. Chronicle, who, as you know, is the half-sister of the old woman with the scythe, the same bony one with no expression on her face, if you remember. Don't give her the opportunity to destroy your body slowly and surely!

After all, clay, if you think about it, brings your sore to an extreme state, so that it becomes easier to grab and destroy it. You need to be sad and grieve only if the clay remains silent for the third time, and even the smallest minus does not appear on it.

So it's not clay you need. Remember this expression: like a poultice for a dead person? That’s right, you chose the wrong drug to treat your disease if it couldn’t take out a single piece of your illness by the ear and into the sun. It turns out that clay is not able to help you, your illness is beyond its power.

Got it, my dears, right? Well, who among you doesn’t know that pain is a blessing, pain is a signal to take action. So take action, because our healer can do a lot!

And we will advise the unlucky patient: there is no need to drift in the face of pain, place clay plates on your completely leaky liver three to four times a day and expect results. They will be positive, I assure you! Also take the pancreatic area, which, as I determined with a nut from your voice, also needs treatment. Yes, without any pretense, our malaise can always be heard in our voice! Be patient and hum something like this:

“Thank you, my fairy Glinochka, thank you for your attention to yourself and your disposition, for rescuing me from a terrible illness. Lord, how conveniently did you give us such an assistant!”

And add: I believe, I believe that this is exactly what will happen, the pain will go away, and with it the illness! Maybe someone will come up with other words, a hundred times better than these, so please, there would be a desire to turn to the Almighty, to the Reason of the Universe, as they say now.

...Many of you are grinning and smiling as you read these lines, but some of you started to blame and reproach me. Take your time, however... I hear and hear from afar how angry you are with me.

The grandmother started talking and babbling, saying she couldn’t stop, but it’s time to tell us something useful! He persuades us that we are small, foolish children, but we have lived a century, seen everything, and even experienced so much that you couldn’t even take it out on a cart if you had to.

And yet I ask again: do not rush, do not turn the page. We decided to talk, and our further thoughts, only at first glance, will seem to some to be far from their body and health, completely spoiled. What if...

And if you think about it and think about it, you will immediately understand that it is not in vain that I write and waste so many words. My dear ones, remember how much our amazing compatriot Doctor Professor Georgy Nikolaevich Sytin talks and talks about health.

Some, and there are many of them, bought his works (in four volumes) and put them on a shelf, completely forgetting that there is a miracle, a miracle in the house, a kind and warm word addressed directly to your subcortex. You’re used to taking pills: you pop them in your mouth and drink some water...

So, my dear dear fellow citizens, for this reason I pour out like a nightingale in my books, because I dream of only one thing: how my words and affectionate speeches would reach your heart, how your ears, sometimes plugged and clogged with cotton wool, would hear them. .

Yes, that's exactly what I'm dreaming about. About the fact that in your soul my words are transformed at first into confidence, and a little later into faith. In your own strength. And a lovely woman named Vera will take on your illnesses and overcome them.

And don’t think that these romantic thoughts have no basis. Not at all! There is no need to remind you that dreaming is not harmful. To this expression I can safely add: dreaming is very useful!

And as for the “ground” that we just talked about, please read the letter over which I recently shed tears. It came from Moscow from Galina Grigorievna Vasilyeva.

Dear, kind Valentina Mikhailovna! Thank you for your wonderful books. They have everything: warmth of the soul, dreams, sadness and joy, wise advice. You tell us what to do in different situations in life, give us the youth of your soul, open your eyes to kindness and compassion...

Reading your books, I am charged with energy, my mood improves, I want to do good, sing, dance, run, as if wings grow and make my movements easier. And your poems... It’s a miracle how they are in tune with our life, the most modern. Your books are my consolation! Where can I buy them? Oh, how I need them! I would buy many, many of them and give them to my family and friends. I bow to you for the work and joy that you give to ordinary people.

Yes, here it is – feedback. It hatched, it came, it was believed, and everything in a person began to play and sing, and from such a spiritual mood all infirmities will run away, because their task is one - to throw melancholy and sadness into our body, so that it aches and hurts, and they, sores, illnesses, would multiply all the time.

However, isn’t it time for us to return to my apartment and see what happened to my fairly swollen fingers? If you have not forgotten, I again wrapped the entire palm, having first immersed it in a clay pillow.

And miracles simply began to happen in the sieve. A sharp pain, like a mad dog, rushed from the joints, of which there are three on each finger, to the wrist, cut through the pad on the thumb with a saw (as you understand, I have so far put applications on one hand), and then rushed to the ulna bone.

Using her routes, I could, as they say, accurately down to one centimeter, catch where exactly my strict miracle worker clay was working in a given period of time. I soon realized that it was quite possible to begin drawing up a cartogram showing in which places the salt deposits nested in my hand.

Wow! So much “good” has accumulated in such a small area, but then how much of it is in the whole body?! It turns out that you need to row with shovels! And when I took my thoughts a little further from today’s events, I realized with complete clarity what awaited me in the near foreseeable future. The picture that appeared before my inner gaze made me feel unwell. Wow! This means that the day was not just over the horizon on which my palm, completely ossified, thoroughly saturated with poorly soluble salts, would cease to function, and, to put it even more scientifically, would lose freedom of movement?!

And as always happens, fear pulls out the saddest details from memory. Once, a hundred years ago, as I like to say, I was sitting in the dining room, and next to me an old woman was eating. She extended her hand to the plate of bread, but could not take a piece, because her huge swollen joints prevented her from doing so.

She knocked this piece off the plate, I remember, and began to ram it toward her. I’ve already stopped eating, I look and think how she will still take it in her hands to bring it to her mouth. It turned out that the other hand, the right one, which held the spoon, was not so terribly deformed, so the old woman was soon able to grab the bread with it. The sight, I tell you, is terrible. Lord, I’m writing these lines and again everything is before my eyes, a chill runs down my back from those memories... Doubts began to disassemble me. Will our good fairy really take on such a task, will she be able to help those, already many, whose movements are impaired to one degree or another, and therefore freedom of movement has been lost?.. Then it’s not in vain that I’m writing these lines, then my advice will come in handy, will become useful information calling for action, and it (action) will lead to deliverance from trouble, from illness that torments people...

As for me personally, my personal, as they say, bones and joints, I have already developed a plan of attack to defeat the enemy who has settled inside me and does not allow me to live calmly and joyfully. I managed, I think, I managed to win and overcome the salts in my left shoulder, then I will move on to the other and begin to destroy the accumulated garbage in my right.

In parallel with these actions, no, no, yes, I lie down on a clay pad two or three centimeters thick, so that the segments of my frame are also freed from captivity. As you know, our skeletal system is one, so I decided to start an occupation, capturing the enemy from two sides, which is what it should be

lead to complete and speedy victory. I'm sure of it. And you, my dears, do not forget to tell yourself more often: I can do it, I will achieve it, I will overcome it!

Again and again (for the umpteenth time!) I want to remind you: in any illness and in any recovery the main factor is psychological! Fall in love with the blue healer, believe in her powers, then she will definitely, absolutely help. And, please, not a shadow of doubt!

Recently a friend told me that she had just started treating her sister, but she felt worse, supposedly her clay applications had caught a cold. This cannot be, my dears. All the influences of our assistant are aimed at removal, and only at it, she draws out the bad, cleanses - this is her main function. Of course, you can’t bring it in from the cold and immediately begin treatment. If you store it at room temperature, it will never cool you down, much less give you a cold. Everything happens just the opposite: the clay warms up your body. And you will soon see this for yourself.

Naturally, if you put an appliqué on, say, your chest and went to the store, as one of my listeners told me over the phone, then your actions can be classified as unreasonable (to put it mildly).

Finishing the conversation about swollen fingers, I want to tell you something else. Don't rest on the first "plus". Be sure to get back to work in a week. Have you installed it? So what's there? “Plus” again, it’s quite fun for your pendulum to move from the used clay to you? Wonderful!

There is no need to throw it away or bury it, put it right there in another place, it is suitable for use. Yes, you yourself will feel when sharp pain appears that the assistant is working and healing. Look how she began to pull and pull!

The second addition is this. It is no longer about clay therapy itself. Someone has known about it for a long time, but repeating it, if it’s appropriate, is very useful, right? I also remembered this remedy when I began to fight my ill-fated gout. There wasn't a day when I didn't brew tea directly into milk. I drank two or three cups of this drink instead of regular tea.

Well, for now it’s all about the joints in which pain has appeared, since other sores are waiting for us so that we can deal with them too...

Mr. Cancer folds

Of course you didn't believe what the title said, right? And yet... “Grandma has become bolder and braver,” some of you thought after reading the title. And someone said quite sharply: “However, a blade of grass has become impudent, but we considered her a kind and modest old lady...” My dears, exactly the same feelings have overcome me over the past six months. And what’s interesting is that these are the definitions of the suddenly appearing character traits that I addressed to myself: I became braver, bolder, and became extremely impudent. Yes, my dear friends, doubts overwhelmed me, prompting me to go to the library, read and study literature about the disease we were talking about. Let’s not mention him often, much less call him by his name, okay? Why? First of all, it's scary. Secondly, it is a sin to mention the devil, and it was he, I am sure, who sent such an illness. Thirdly, you know, there is no need to talk about illnesses often, because bad words and thoughts run towards our illness and, like the wind, intensify the fire, that is, our illness. As you understand, we are still talking about the same psychological factor. Let’s agree right away, we’ll put him in our chapter, since we’re talking about him and even started to talk about him, let’s call him, for example, “G”. There are many words in the Russian language for this letter of the alphabet, and, it must be said, others perfectly and accurately define the very essence of this type of disease. I won’t list it, you’ll remember and guess and keep in mind the most suitable one, okay?

So, let's start talking about him, about this very “G”. One day, about three months ago, the phone rang. At that time, I had not yet kept statistics about this Mr. Black, so I cannot say exactly what date, day and month the conversation took place, which later turned out to be so significant that I had to start a whole chapter on this topic.

– I have it in my chest, in one and the other, and also with branches (!) into the lymph nodes. I read your book and...

Then, at some length, the young voice on the other end of the line sings me praises about my book “Find the Joy in Yourself,” then about “The Path to Health,” then there were “songs” about me... I, of course, interrupt her here, because... I’m tired of praise and outpouring of this kind, and besides, I’m simply lost from the large number of epithets addressed to me...

“But I’m not a doctor and I’m no less afraid than you even of the mention of the world-famous ailment,” I answer her, but... “But I’m not afraid, I know what I have.” I just don’t want to go to the operation, although the doctor scolds me in every possible way for delaying. I believe you, understand?!

I will not hide that my heart responded to her last words: “I believe you” as if with a wave of warmth. No, I wasn't proud. Not at all. Somewhere in my innermost depths, hope suddenly arose from these words of hers. After all, you can help a young life not to perish if faith has not faded in its soul...

As you have read before, and more than once, it is quite possible that the fairy mentioned above is capable of correcting absolutely everything in a person!

Even in the most ancient tomes, her marvelous abilities, filled with miracles, were mentioned. She, they say, will turn everything over in the body, get to the bottom of the very last cell, she will persuade this tiny part of our body, invisible to the naked eye, that same cell, to become more conscious and not spoil a person’s already short path with flaws.

You are probably aware that in the latest research (and the new is the well-forgotten old, right?) scientists all over the world are now appealing to it, to our cell, asking, therefore, for protection against ulcers in our body. Next, let’s turn to information that is closer and more accessible.

Who else, if not she, the beautiful lady Vera, worked hard and - please - repaired the broken spine of Valentin Dikul. After all, if it had not settled in his drooping soul, then his energy consciousness (to put it scientifically) would not have been able to cope, would not have overcome such a malicious soreness, from which the light on the console of our main dispatcher - the skeleton - almost went out.

End of free trial.

Clay. There is something soft, viscous, viscous in the word itself. Clay accompanies humanity throughout its existence. It was used both in housing construction and in pottery. In the old days, people washed with clay. And one of the legends of the creation of the world? After all, it was from clay that God sculpted the first people, Adam and Eve, and then breathed souls into them. People have long known about the various beneficial properties of clay and used them successfully. Clay is an excellent antiseptic. Therefore, our ancestors were not afraid to put it directly on an open wound. And the result was magnificent. Everything that is inflamed, festered, swollen, cut, pricked, bruised - all this can be corrected by clay.

And in our time, clay treatment has received a kind of second life. And the Bulgarian healer Ivan Yotov gave clay therapy this second life. Based on the belief that disease is dirt that has entered our body and disrupted its rhythm, and based on many years of experience, he believes that this ancient method, which people have used at all times, can cure absolutely everything except the fourth stage of cancer . And the fourth is impossible because the cell capsule has burst and the cell is unable to “respond.”

People have long used for treatment the clay whose layers came to the surface near lakes and rivers. And Ivan Yotov drew attention to the deep clay. Having visited our country, he said: “Your people bury diamonds in the ground. I examined the clay that metro builders take out of the ground and take to the dump. Their activity is several times greater than usual, those that come to the surface.”

As it turned out, the wavelength of the blue Kimberian deep oil rocks is more than nine meters, and clay is considered healing if its wavelength reaches 8 meters. Clay applications 1.5 cm thick are applied to the area of the diseased organ (the size of the application should be slightly larger than one layer of gauze, and on top there is thick cotton fabric and 3-4 layers of wool. Everything is strengthened so that the application does not move from its place. Applications can be done multiple times , and for malignant tumors - around the clock. The application is kept for 2-3 hours. The clay is a one-time action: it will pull out all the bad things from the diseased organ, it will be filled with it, and you need to bury it again in the ground (this is what our grandmothers did for treatment). clay, in particular Valentina Travinka, author of the books “Find the Joy in Yourself”, “The Path to Health”, “Blue Healing Clay”.

Some of you may have already read them. And if not, we highly recommend that you do so. Valentina Travinka mastered the clay treatment method under the guidance of Ivan Yotov himself and already has her own positive statistics.

We will now briefly introduce you to the preparation of clay for appliques and some advice from Valentina Travinka. If you have blue clay, you need to make small balls, the size of a walnut, from it, still wet, and take it out into the sun for a day.

Clay that has lain for centuries in the darkness of the earth will gain solar energy (its main property is to absorb) and become much stronger. Place the balls in a box, try to stock up as many of them as possible, since the clay, as mentioned above, is single-use. Then, if necessary, the balls are soaked to the consistency of thick sour cream. When the clay gets wet, the top water is drained, and the clay at the bottom is used for applications. But don’t throw away the drained clay water - it will also come in handy. You can pour it into your bath when you take a treatment. A clay bath, through thousands of pores, will remove a huge amount of toxins that clog your body. Try taking it once or twice a week and you will soon feel extraordinary lightness throughout your body. Water temperature 37-39°C, lie down for 25-30 minutes. You don't need to throw a lot of clay, just make the water cloudy. To ensure the cleansing effect of such baths, check the water with an indicator before and after the procedure. Yes, the miraculous clay solution will show a noticeable “minus” after you have been in it for only half an hour. The result, as they say, is obvious! In the same way, V. Travinka advises checking the clay for applique. An indicator that everyone can make for themselves (this is written in detail in her book “Find the Joy in Yourself.” Before treatment, the pendulum (indicator) above the clay should show “plus.” After treatment, naturally, “minus” if the clay is normal, healing. You need to apply applications until a clear plus appears above the last one. This means that the clay has done its job - it has taken away all the bad things from your body.

It is impossible to list the sores that can be treated with Yotov’s technique.

Clay can be used in a variety of forms: applications, smears, rinses, enemas, as a cosmetic product, for the eyes, ears, for coughs, runny nose, wounds, bee stings, for washing hair, etc.

Clay gives good results against worms, for strengthening bones in children suffering from rickets, for improving digestion, for anemia, lymphatic diseases, gout, atherosclerosis, diabetes, for infectious diseases, for epidemics, as an antibacterial agent, for diarrhea (newborn children are given a few spoons of clay water).

Well, for example, try using clay to treat boils. Travinka describes a case from her practice when her neighbor with this disease was unsuccessfully treated by doctors with ichthyol ointment and Vishnevsky ointment. The abscesses kept growing and growing, and my nose was already on the side, and my eye was swollen, so my whole face was swollen. She applied the applications to her face three times, directly on the boils, and that was enough for her face to become clean.

Breast mastitis also responds to this method. And varicose veins! After 2-3 days of treatment, the swollen veins go inside, because the inflammation disappears - everything that was bad has been absorbed by the clay. And without any operations, without dangerous surgical intervention.

Don't wait for knots to appear on your legs. Place the appliques (tie a terry towel on top and then a woolen scarf) and sit near the TV for two hours. And when you remove them, check with an indicator to see if there is a “minus” on it. Eat? Proceed to destroy it immediately. How many times should I do it? As mentioned above, until a pronounced “plus” appears.

I would also like to say about the cosmetic properties of blue clay. No one has come up with anything more effective than a clay mask. Try it, beauties - you won't be disappointed. Apply a one-centimeter layer on your cheeks, forehead, nose, and press the ointment on top with a bandage so that it does not fall off.

You can apply gauze in two or three layers so that the mask does not dry out so quickly. After an hour and a half, remove and immediately wipe your face with warm water, or better yet, urine. Believe me, after a week of such procedures, others will pay attention to your face. All pimples will disappear, wrinkles will also gradually smooth out.

The adsorption properties of clay have been known since ancient times. Drink clay water three times a day before meals (one teaspoon per glass of water, stir and drink, but not to the bottom: sand and other inclusions may get there).

If you have skin diseases, also use clay. Vanga gives very interesting advice. If you mix clay in half with coarse salt, you can even defeat... psoriasis. Clay enemas from a mug will tidy up the rectum, and douching will clean it. In my opinion, you have already become convinced of the great power of clay therapy to improve your health. Nature has given us many materials for healing. And one of the unique ones is clay. Try to correct something in your body with its help. Maybe this will be the panacea for you.

Blue clay has long found its adherents and has proven that it has numerous beneficial properties. We will now talk about only one aspect - its ability to heal arthritis. In the treatment of joint diseases, clay is used in the form of lotions and rubbing. Healers also recommend taking water infused with clay internally.
Clay compresses
First, the sore spot must be wiped with a wet cloth. After this you need to expand it by one hundred
Using a cotton or woolen cloth, using your hand or a wooden spatula, take out the heated clay, diluted to the consistency of thick sour cream, and spread it in a smooth layer 2-3 cm thick on the sore spot. If the lotion is placed on the scalp, then this area of the skin must first be covered with a wide napkin - this will make it easier to remove the lotion.
The lotion should be applied to the sore spot and ensure that it fits tightly. To avoid displacement, it is necessary to secure the lotion with a bandage, without tightening it tightly, and cover it with a woolen cloth on top. Usually the clay lotion is left on the sore spot for 2-3 hours. If the lotion serves to draw out toxins and harmful liquids, it should be kept tightly adjacent to the sore spot for 1.5 hours.
When the lotion becomes dry and hot, it needs to be replaced with a new one.
After completing the procedure, you need to rinse the sore spot with warm water. It is not recommended to reuse used clay. The material used to cover the sore spot must be washed in water and dried.
To cure, you need to do 4-5 lotions a day in a row and at the same time, every hour during the day, drink several tablespoons of clay water (this will be discussed below).
The number of lotions and duration of treatment (from several days to several months) depend on the patient’s condition. After complete recovery, the lotions need to be applied for some more time.

Rubbing with clay
Rubbing is done using clay water. To do this, you need to wash your hands well, saturate a large cotton swab with the solution and rub the sore spot with it. When treating arthritis, to enhance the effect of rubbing, add 2-3 crushed cloves of garlic to the clay water.
Clay applications for arthritis
You will need 10 kg of clay. You need to mix the clay with warm salt (or better yet, sea) water in a bucket until it reaches the consistency of liquid sour cream, and put the sore leg in the bucket of clay for 2 hours.
Clay water
Crush clean clay, without impurities, into powder, sift through a sieve, heat and dry in the sun. Then you need to dilute 20 g of clay in 150 ml of warm water and take it 15-20 minutes before meals. Usually the course of treatment lasts 1-2 weeks, then a break for 10 days. If necessary, repeat the course of treatment.
Clay bath
Making such a bath is very simple: dissolve the clay so that the water becomes cloudy. Water temperature

39°C. You need to take a bath for half an hour.

Recipes, recipes, recipes
As I told you in the introduction, the favorite pastime of our club members is “hunting” for
folk recipes, collecting and sharing them.
This section is the result of the work of the “collective mind”, collected and systematized by Tamara Ivanovna Usatova, the head of the club.
I hope you can find something useful for yourself in this collection.
For indoor use
Walnut tincture. Take 2 kg of walnuts, 1/2 kg of honey, 1 glass of aloe juice, 3 liters of water. Fill the shells and partitions of the walnuts with water and place on low heat for half an hour. Then remove from heat, strain and add honey and aloe juice. Mix thoroughly and place in a dark place for 5 days. Take 2 tbsp. spoons 3 times a day before meals.
Garlic and lemon tincture. Take 4 lemons, 3 heads of garlic, 1 liter of water. Scroll the lemons and garlic through a meat grinder. Pour boiled water, stir and leave to infuse for a day. Then strain. Take 40 g orally before meals once a day.
A decoction of four herbs. Take 1/2 teaspoon each of elecampane, licorice, birch leaves, motherwort herb and cones. Place everything in a tablespoon to make a heaping 1 tbsp. spoon of a mixture of herbs. Place in an enamel pan, add a glass of cold water, bring to a boil and immediately remove from heat. Once boiling, cover. Drink in the morning, between 8 and 9 o'clock, 40 minutes before meals.
Collection of herbs No. 1. Calamus root - 1 part, hawthorn - 5 parts, oregano - 3 parts, lemon balm - 2 parts, black nightshade fruits - 3 parts, pine buds - 3 parts, thyme - 3 parts, St. John's wort - 5 parts. Mix in a 3-liter jar. Zava-

add 3 tbsp. spoons per 1/2 liter of water. Drink little by little all day. Enough for about 6-7 weeks.
Collection of herbs No. 2. Ledum - 4 parts, elecampane - 3 parts, sweet clover - 3 parts, St. John's wort - 3 parts, lily of the valley flowers - 3 parts, flax seed - 2 parts, juniper berries - 2 parts, yarrow - 2 parts, horsetail - 2 parts, sequence - 5 parts. 6 tbsp. Brew 1 liter of water with a tablespoon of the mixture and leave to steep for 2 hours. Drink 1/4 glass a day, gradually increasing the dose to 2/3 glass 3 times a day for exacerbation of arthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, arthrosis. The course is 5 weeks.
Lemon-garlic pulp. Take 3 lemons, 250 g celery root, 120 g garlic. Pass through a meat grinder and place in a 3-liter jar. Pour boiling water over it and leave to steep overnight. Take 70 g in the morning on an empty stomach 30 minutes before meals. One jar is enough for a month. The course of treatment is 3 months.
herbal teas of Dr. Pechenevsky
Collection No. 1. Birch leaves and buds, speedwell, oregano, eucalyptus and lingonberry leaves, elder flowers, horsetail, bearberry leaf, willow bark, string, cinquefoil roots, snakeweed, pine buds.
Collection No. 2. Roots of burdock, black elderberry, nettle, chicory, horseradish, licorice, rose hips, loboda leaf, kirkazon, poplar buds, chamomile, knotweed, St. John's wort, hernia, linden flowers.
Collection No. 3. Herb sweet clover, hernia, juniper berries, spruce and pine buds, galangal root, wheatgrass, elecampane, currant leaf, tan, goldenrod, linden and barberry flowers, plantain, butterbur.
Chop all the herbs, pour 1 tbsp. spoon the mixture 1/2 liter of cold water, bring to a boil and cook over low heat under the lid for 5-7 minutes. Leave to infuse for 1 hour, then strain. To enhance the effect, you can add
add freshly squeezed juice of burdock, dandelion, water lily, chicory, string, sophora, St. John's wort. Take 3-4 times a day, half a glass 20 minutes before meals. Taking such herbal teas should be long-term (about 2 months).
Bay leaf decoction. Take 1 tbsp. spoon of crushed bay leaf, brew 400 g of boiling water, boil for 10 minutes, then pour into a thermos and leave overnight. In the morning, strain and drink 1/3 cup daily for 2 weeks 3 times a day 20 minutes before meals.
This decoction is very potent, and so that you do not experience any side effects, you must first carry out cleansing, as described at the beginning of the chapter.
Powder for bone tissue restoration. Take 1 egg shell and gelatin. Pour boiling water over the shells, peel off the inner film, dry and grind in a coffee grinder. Take 1 teaspoon of powder, add a pinch of gelatin and take once a day with a glass of silicon water.
Garlic for drinking and rubbing. Take 1 tbsp. spoon of olive oil, 1/2 teaspoon of grated garlic, 1 glass of water. Prepare a warm drink from the ingredients listed above. Drink 2 times a day - morning and evening. If you take only garlic and oil, you can prepare an ointment to rub into sore spots.
Lemon-garlic tincture. Take 3 lemons and 150 g of garlic. Pass the lemon and garlic through a meat grinder, mix, pour in 1.2 liters of water and leave to steep for a day. Take 50 mg in the morning on an empty stomach.
Decoction and infusion of lingonberry leaves. Pour 2 teaspoons of lingonberry leaves into a glass of water, boil for 15 minutes, cool, strain. Drink small sips throughout the day. You can also use an infusion of lingonberry leaves: pour 20 g of dry leaves with a glass of boiling water, leave for 20 minutes, take 1 tbsp. spoon 3-4 times a day.

Infusion of femoral saxifrage herb. Pour 15 g of dry crushed herb with a glass of boiling water, then leave for 15-20 minutes. Drink 1 tbsp. spoon 3-4 times a day.
Infusion of spring primrose herb. Pour 10 g of dry crushed herb with a glass of boiling water, then leave for 15-20 minutes. Drink 1/4-1/2 glass 3-4 times a day.
Infusion of stinging nettle herb. Pour 7 g of dry nettle with a glass of boiling water, leave for 20 minutes. Take 1 tbsp. spoon 3 times a day.
Infusion of black currant leaves. Pour 3-5 g of dry currant leaves with a glass of boiling water, then leave for 10-20 minutes. Drink a glass 2-3 times a day.
Decoction of rhizomes of creeping wheatgrass. Pour 4 tbsp. spoons of dry crushed rhizomes with 5 glasses of water, boil until the volume is reduced by 1/4. Take 1 tbsp. spoon

4 times a day.

Mixed infusion No. 1. Linden flowers - 45 g, elder flowers - 45 g, horse chestnut fruits - 15 g. Pour 1 tbsp. spoon the mixture with a glass of water, boil for 15-20 minutes, leave for 15 minutes, strain. Drink 1 glass 2 times a day.
Mixed infusion No. 2. Black elderberry flowers, nettle leaves, parsley root, willow bark (equal parts). Brew 1 tbsp. spoon of raw material with a glass of boiling water, boil for 5 minutes over low heat, cool, strain. Drink 2 glasses of decoction per day.
Mixed infusion No. 3. Calendula inflorescences - 5 g, juniper fruits - 5 g, buckthorn bark - 5 g, elderberry flowers - 10 g, nettle leaves - 10 g, horsetail grass - 20 g, willow bark - 20 g, birch leaves - 20 g. Pour 3 tbsp. spoons of the mixture 1/2 cup boiling water, leave for 10 minutes, then boil for 5-10 minutes, strain. Drink 1 glass 3 times a day.

Mixed infusion No. 4. Ledum shoots - 3 parts, lingonberry leaves - 4 parts, sweet clover herb - 3 parts, St. John's wort herb - 2 parts, flax seed - 2 parts, mint leaves - 2 parts, nettle leaves - 2 parts, violet herb - 3 parts, rhizome and Asparagus officinalis shoots - 2 parts, string grass - 4 parts. Place 2-3 tbsp in a thermos. spoons of the mixture and pour 1/2 cup of boiling water. Drink throughout the day.
Dandelion root infusion. Pour 6 g of dried dandelion roots with a glass of water, boil for 10 minutes, leave for at least 30 minutes. Take 1 tbsp. spoon

once a day before meals.

Infusion of burdock roots. Pour 10 g of dry crushed burdock roots with a glass of water, boil for 10-15 minutes. Take 1 tbsp. spoon 3-4 times a day.
For external use
Kerosene horseradish. Take 1 liter of onions chopped in a meat grinder, 1 liter of horseradish roots chopped in a meat grinder, 1 liter of kerosene. Mix all ingredients in

liter jar, close tightly with a plastic lid. Wrap the jar in a plastic bag and bury it in the ground to a depth of about 1 m. After 2 weeks, the medicine will be ready. Rub the resulting mixture into sore joints daily. Relief will come quickly, but treatment should be continued until the remedy runs out.

Lotions from milk thistle leaves. Take 1 tbsp. a spoonful of the lower leaves of milk thistle, 250 g of water. Pour boiling water over the dried and crushed leaves. Leave to infuse for 2 hours, then strain. Apply compresses and lotions to sore joints. Continue treatment until complete recovery.
Rubbing with penicillin. Take 100 g of medical alcohol, 100 g of ammonia, 50 g of iodine, 1 bottle of potassium penicillin. Mix the ingredients in one

vessel. Place the mixture in a dark place for 10 days, during which time the mixture should lighten. Rub on sore joints. The course of treatment is 20 days.
Ointment with viprosal. Take 50 g of viprosal (snake venom), 100 g of ammonia, 100 mg of aloe juice, 10 mg (1 bottle) of valerian tincture. Mix everything in a mixer except ammonia, pour the mixture into a jar, add ammonia and mix. Rub in for pain.
Camphor tincture. Dissolve 50 g of camphor in 100 ml of alcohol, and then another 50 g of mustard powder. Separately, beat 100 g of egg white, and then mix both compositions. Rub into the sore joint in the evening before bed.
Balm “Star”. Take Vietnamese balm “Star”, heat it with oil and a few drops of iodine and rub this mixture on your sore joints. Place a burdock leaf on top with the light side, wrap the sore spot and lie down in bed for an hour.
Vinegar tincture. Take dry mustard, 6 percent table vinegar, table salt, medical alcohol, kerosene and water. Mix thoroughly and leave for 10 days. At night, lubricate the sore areas with a brush. Wrap with parchment paper and insulate with a wool scarf.
Horseradish applications. In summer and autumn, apply fresh horseradish leaves. Dip them in hot water (not boiling), as soon as the smell of horseradish appears, immediately take them out and place them on sore spots, smeared with honey, cover with parchment on top and wrap with wool.
Camphor ointment. Take 50 g of dry camphor, 50 g of dry mustard, 10 g of pure alcohol, 6 eggs. Stir thoroughly until the camphor and mustard are dissolved. Then break the white-shelled eggs into it and mix everything again. The ointment is applied to the affected areas so that a film appears on the skin. In 15 minutes
This film must be removed with a towel soaked in warm water. The procedure is carried out at night and repeated several times until complete recovery occurs. You need to prepare a new ointment each time, in the required volume, without changing the proportions.
Bryonia ointment. Take 250 g of white bryonia root, 400 g of pork fat. Pass the root through a meat grinder and pour in pork fat. Boil for 7-10 minutes over low heat, wrap it in something warm overnight and let it cool. When it cools down, it will form an ointment. At night, rub it into your joints.
Celandine ointment. Take 8 tbsp. spoons of celandine herb, 1 liter of olive oil. Pour celandine into 1 liter of olive oil and leave in a warm, dark place for 8-10 days. Then strain and rub into sore spots.
Compress from fly agaric. Gauze napkin folded into

or 8 layers, dip in fly agaric infusion diluted with alcohol 1:4 (4 parts alcohol), squeeze lightly and cover the sore joint. When the compress dries, you need to remove it.

Fly agaric rubbing. Place the fly agarics in the refrigerator in a plastic bag for 2 days. Then cut into pieces, put in a jar and fill with vodka so that it covers the mushrooms by 1 cm. Place in the refrigerator again, this time for 2 weeks. Then strain the tincture. Rub it regularly on sore areas.
Egg ointment No. 1. Take 50 g of dry camphor, 50 g of dry mustard, 10 g of pure alcohol and 6 eggs with white shells. Mix well until everything is dissolved. Apply to sore areas and keep for 15 minutes. Wash off the ointment with a towel soaked in warm water. The product is not stored for a long time; you need to prepare fresh ointment each time.
Egg ointment No. 2. Place a raw egg in a glass and pour in acetic acid until it completely covers it.

Tie the glass with cellophane and place it in a dark place for 5-6 days. The egg shell will dissolve, but the film will remain. Using a wooden spatula, pierce the film and stir the egg. Tie it with cellophane again and place it in a dark place for 5-6 days. Rub the ointment on sore joints.
Oil ointment. Take 1/3 teaspoon of camphor, 1/2 liter of turpentine or lamp oil, 1/2 liter of alcohol. Mix all ingredients well. Before going to bed, rub the mixture dry onto the sore spot and tie it with a woolen cloth. Leave it on all night.
Wax ointment. Take 1 part of crushed flowers or lilac buds, wild rosemary herb, birch buds, 3 parts of any vegetable oil (by weight) and 1/2 part of beeswax. Mix the ingredients and leave for a day, then heat in a water bath for 1.5 hours and leave to brew again for a day. Soak natural fabric in the ointment and apply a bandage to the sore joints. You can also rub the ointment into sore joints 2-3 times a day.
Propolis rubbing. Take 1/2 cup of vodka, 50 g of propolis, 1/3 cup of vegetable oil. Mix all ingredients and leave to brew for a week. Shake the container daily. When the product is ready, rub the mixture on your joints or make compresses.
Honey rubbing. Take 1/2 cup honey, 1/3 cup vegetable oil, 1 black radish. Pass the radish through a meat grinder and mix with the rest of the ingredients. Leave to infuse for a week. Then use for rubbing and compresses.
Mustard cream. Take 200 g of salt, 100 g of dry mustard, liquid paraffin. Mix everything and put it in a warm place overnight. Rub the cream onto sore areas at night until the skin becomes dry. In the morning, rinse with warm water.
Camphor ointment. Take 1/2 liter of turpentine, 1/2 liter of pure alcohol, 1/2 liter of olive oil and 1/3 teaspoon of camphor.

Grind camphor in turpentine, add olive oil and then alcohol. Shake well before use. Use as a rub or compress at night.
Wine rub. Mix celandine juice in equal parts with wine (1 liter of juice per 1 liter of wine), add a little vodka or moonshine and immediately rub into the sore spot.
Bath for joints. Take 300 g of knotweed grass, 300 g of chamomile stems, 200 g of sage, 1 kg of horse chestnut fruit (grind in a meat grinder). These medicinal herbs can be used separately or in a mixture. You need to pour 5 liters of boiling water over the raw material, leave it for 2 hours, then pour it into the bath. Take a bath for 20 minutes 2 times a week.
Baths of Doctor Pechenevsky. Pour 200-250 g of any collection suggested above into 4-5 liters of water, cook for 15 minutes, leave for 2 hours, strain into a bath at water temperature

42°C. The procedure time is 20-25 minutes. Usually such baths are taken 2 times a week, but if an exacerbation of the disease occurs, you can take them every other day.

Bark decoction. Take 1 kg of birch, 1 kg of aspen and 100 g of oak bark. Pour 5 liters of boiling water and boil for 30 minutes. Strain the broth and drink 1/2 cup 3 times a day.
Elderberry tincture. Fill a half-liter jar 3/4 full with elderberries, fill it to the top with vodka, and leave it to steep in a dark place for a week. Use the tincture for rubbing and compresses on sore joints.
Rubbing with fat. Take a small piece of beef tallow and rub it into your knee joints. After this, tie your knees first with a cotton cloth and then with a woolen scarf. Do the procedure daily at night for 15-20 days.
Vinegar compress with rose hips. Take 5 tbsp. spoons of dried crushed rosehip flowers, 1/2 l 9 percent-
a little table vinegar. Place the flowers in an enamel or ceramic bowl and fill with vinegar. Leave it for a day. After a day, place in a water bath and heat for 10 minutes. Use as a compress - lubricate sore joints, tie with a woolen scarf.
Juniper ointment. Take 6 parts of crushed bay leaves, 1 part of chopped juniper needles, 10 parts of butter. Mix all ingredients thoroughly and rub the resulting ointment into sore joints. Store the ointment in the refrigerator.
Eucalyptus rub. Take 100 g of crushed eucalyptus, 1/2 liter of vodka. Place the eucalyptus in a dark bottle, fill it with vodka and let it brew for 5 days at room temperature. Rub into sore joints before bed. At the same time, rub them with your palms in circular movements (at least 100 movements).
Wormwood baths against arthritis. Take 100-150 g of fresh wormwood, 5 liters of water. Brew wormwood with boiling water, cool to 38°C, pour into a basin and steam sore legs or arms for 15 minutes. You can also apply the steamed branches to your joints and hold them until they cool down. Repeat the procedure 2-3 times (add hot water).
Wormwood compress. Apply wormwood branches steamed in boiling water to sore joints, cover with plastic wrap, and wrap with a woolen scarf. Leave for an hour.
Wormwood ointment. Grind dry wormwood, add melted butter (in a 1:1 ratio). Store the ointment in the refrigerator. Use to lubricate sore joints.
Juniper cakes. Pass the juniper berries through a meat grinder, add boiling water to make a paste. Melt a piece of yellow wax (the size of a cherry plum berry), pour it into the juniper pulp, add 2 drops of fir oil. Preheat to 38 °C, blind

cakes and apply to sore joints for 15-20 minutes. Repeat 8-10 times.
Compress with salt. Pour vegetable oil into your palm and sprinkle a pinch of coarse salt into it. Rub your hands with this mixture, then put on wool gloves. Leave for 15 minutes.
Compress of fresh leaves. Depending on the season, use burdock, coltsfoot, and cabbage leaves for compresses. Make compresses as often as possible, preferably daily.
Herbal pain relieving ointment. Take 2 tbsp. spoons of sweet clover flowers, hop cones, St. John's wort flowers, eucalyptus oil, 50 g of petroleum jelly. Grind dry herbs into powder, mix with oil and petroleum jelly. Mix thoroughly. Use daily before bed to reduce pain.
Horseradish or radish compress. Grate the horseradish and use the pulp for a compress or rubbing. The same can be done with black radish.
Pine bath. Pour boiling water over freshly cut spruce branches and leave to steep. When the solution has cooled to 37-38 °C, immerse your feet or hands in the bath for 30 minutes. Then put on wool socks or gloves (depending on what you warmed up) and lie down to rest for an hour. Repeat the procedures every other day until you feel improvement (at least 6 times).
Dry compress. Place flax seeds in a canvas bag and warm them thoroughly in the oven. Apply a dry compress to the sore joint.
And finally - a golden mustache!
A remarkable expert on medicinal plants, phytoenergeticist Alexander Korodetsky, so stories
talks about a wonderful drug that helps relieve joint pain.
Golden mustache tincture. You need to cut 40 internodes (knees) of the golden mustache and pour in 1/2 liter of vodka. Leave for 20 days in a dark place, shaking occasionally. The tincture is used externally for rubbing and compresses; 1 tbsp is taken internally. spoon 3 times a day an hour before meals.
And here is a recipe for a rub made from the juice of the leaves and stems of the golden mustache, from Vladimir Ogarkov.
Oil for rubbing. Squeeze the juice from the fresh leaves and stems of the plant, dry the remaining cake, chop it, pour in olive oil and leave for

weeks Strain through cheesecloth. Store the finished medicine in a dark glass container in a cool place.

Grind the plant's tendrils, place in a fireproof glass container, pour in vegetable oil, place in an oven preheated to 40°C and simmer for 8 hours. Strain and pour into a dark glass container. Store in a cool place. Instead of oil, you can use Vaseline or baby cream.